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(   "I'm being ghosted by my lover who is a literal ghost and my spirit is crushed. How can I win him back?"   ( divider line
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2021-10-28 9:51:18 AM  
I'm glad to hear the meds are working.
2021-10-28 10:20:08 AM  
Have you considered boo implants?
2021-10-28 10:31:26 AM  
Incense.  Lots of incense.
2021-10-28 10:32:40 AM  
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2021-10-28 10:32:46 AM  
Have you tried pottery?  I hear that an effective way to "commune" with a ghost is to use a pottery wheel while listening to the Righteous Brothers...
2021-10-28 10:33:38 AM  

JasonOfOrillia: Incense.  Lots of incense.

I read that as incest, but wasn't sure why that would help.
2021-10-28 10:36:26 AM  
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/WTF is going on here that posting from this episode is relevant?
2021-10-28 10:36:41 AM  
Settle down, Dr. Crusher
2021-10-28 10:43:59 AM  
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2021-10-28 10:53:02 AM  
Did you make sure to light the anaphasic candle?
2021-10-28 10:53:47 AM  
Eat fewer beans. I bet he doesn't like all those bean ghosts around you.
2021-10-28 11:02:26 AM  
Yup, she belongs in a house or horror.
2021-10-28 11:16:12 AM  
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2021-10-28 12:01:43 PM  
The answer is always spectral butt stuff.
2021-10-28 12:38:52 PM  
I remember this episode of Doctor Who...
2021-10-28 12:57:19 PM  
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2021-10-28 1:18:38 PM  
look crazies i'm not sure how many times you need to hear this but i'll try again.

If you are just making up nonsense you should make up the nonsense that makes you happy. if you are in love with a ghost that isn't around flip the script and make the ghost everything you've ever wanted.  it's all in your head.  you can make it whatever you want.
2021-10-28 1:22:18 PM  

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/WTF is going on here that posting from this episode is relevant?

That was time that the science fiction and certainly not fantasy series TNG had Crusher farked by the same space ghost on Planet Ireland that had farked 3 generations of her family.
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...of my grandmother's diary
2021-10-28 2:46:51 PM  
farking grow up.
2021-10-28 4:04:23 PM  
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What was up with the 90s and farking ghosts?
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