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(NYPost)   My little lunch box drug pony, you're despicable   (nypost.com) divider line
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2864 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Oct 2021 at 10:35 AM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-10-28 9:07:22 AM  
But are the lunchboxes okay?

Sheesh. Just legalize everything, this shiat is stupid and getting stupider by the day. And more wasteful of resources that could, I don't know, maybe FEED people?
 
2021-10-28 10:20:39 AM  
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2021-10-28 10:36:13 AM  
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2021-10-28 10:36:34 AM  
Get over it.  Everything has been used to hide drugs.
 
2021-10-28 10:39:57 AM  
Silly Drug Smugglers!

Those ship out of mainland china normally, not the south american coast....
 
2021-10-28 10:41:01 AM  
This explains Bronies.
 
2021-10-28 10:45:11 AM  
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2021-10-28 10:47:25 AM  

steklo: [Fark user image image 500x501]


Or cosplaying as John Lennon.
 
2021-10-28 10:47:30 AM  

maxandgrinch: Get over it.  Everything has been used to hide drugs.


kids?
 
2021-10-28 10:48:23 AM  

steklo: [Fark user image 500x501]


Isn't that Kushner's rag?  But enough about Ivanka.
 
2021-10-28 10:52:22 AM  
This has been around for decades. It's why customs will take a scoop of something, to make sure it's {something} all the way through.
 
2021-10-28 10:52:37 AM  

dionysusaur: Or cosplaying as John Lennon.


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2021-10-28 10:55:48 AM  
We need "My Little Drug Mule" lunchboxes instead?
 
2021-10-28 10:59:36 AM  

BenSaw2: We need "My Little Drug Mule" lunchboxes instead?


Been done:

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2021-10-28 11:00:11 AM  

BenSaw2: We need "My Little Drug Mule" lunchboxes instead?


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^ Not amused
 
2021-10-28 11:01:26 AM  
So they mailed them, presumably in packaging.  So who exactly was going to have the opportunity of opening it up for inspection, only to be dissuaded from further searching because it was a kid's lunchbox?
 
2021-10-28 11:02:36 AM  

farkitallletitend: maxandgrinch: Get over it.  Everything has been used to hide drugs.

kids?


When I was in high school- does that count as a kid?

Or do you mean hiding drugs in a diaper, kids backpack, or just in their books?

Snipes says the hiding drugs in a dead baby story is false, but since it is working they're not going to be able to confirm it until someone gets caught.
 
2021-10-28 11:03:17 AM  
Kids today, amiright?
 
2021-10-28 11:04:52 AM  
You all need to watch "To Catch A Smuggler" on National Geographic.

They have a whole series on how smugglers try to get drugs into the country.

You would be amazed what people will try to hide drugs in.

but the real issue is for every package the Homeland Security seizes, there's 3 to 5 others that seem to get in.

amazing program. I recommend it.
 
2021-10-28 11:08:32 AM  

steklo: dionysusaur: Or cosplaying as John Lennon.

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YOINK!
 
2021-10-28 11:09:22 AM  

Cafe Threads: BenSaw2: We need "My Little Drug Mule" lunchboxes instead?

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Only works for smuggling downers.
 
2021-10-28 11:09:40 AM  
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2021-10-28 11:10:11 AM  

maxandgrinch: Get over it.  Everything has been used to hide drugs.


Yes, but you can't have a disingenuous headline which implies that they were using kids to smuggle drugs in their lunchboxes, as opposed to merely using a container that can be used as a kid's lunchbox to smuggle drugs, if you don't breathlessly relate this bit of clickba...er, news.
 
2021-10-28 11:14:39 AM  
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2021-10-28 11:17:54 AM  
I'll trade everything in my lunchbox for a week for your lunch!!!
 
2021-10-28 11:19:54 AM  
Ket is For Horses
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Could be worse. What if they were smuggling Special K in boxes of Special K?
 
2021-10-28 11:25:21 AM  

Twilight Farkle: [YouTube video: Ket is For Horses]
Could be worse. What if they were smuggling Special K in boxes of Special K?


Bouncing Lyra will never not be funny.
 
2021-10-28 12:10:31 PM  
You're Despicable!
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2021-10-28 12:12:43 PM  
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2021-10-28 1:16:52 PM  

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Relevant - maybe NSFW for drug and stripper references.


Cocaine and Strippers - Animation
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2021-10-28 2:38:57 PM  
NYCPD actually arrested criminals? I fail to believe this.
 
2021-10-28 4:59:42 PM  

maxandgrinch: Get over it.  Everything has been used to hide drugs.


Yeah, but... they thought they could send cocaine, through the mail, because it was in a colorful kiddie lunchbox?  Why would that make a difference?  It's not like you can lock the things closed, and the postal inspector is going to be curious enough to spend the 0.1 seconds to open one after his K9 alerts on the package...
 
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