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2021-10-28 9:22:21 AM  
And to think, somebody got paid to put this together...
 
2021-10-28 9:22:52 AM  
There also is a Pennsylvania group called Sloppy Secondz, that make parodies of songs related to Pennsylvania, like this one in time for Halloween:

The Pennsylvania Thriller by s2z coMedy........Halloween song 3 of 3.
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2021-10-28 11:26:01 AM  
I did not realize that Freddie Prinz Jr came with a spare forehead.

That thing is like a sixhead.
 
2021-10-28 11:27:07 AM  
Before Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds was with Alanis Morissette:

I bet her took her to the theater 3-4x a week.
 
2021-10-28 11:27:47 AM  
I don't get the point of TFA.
 
2021-10-28 11:30:00 AM  

MelGoesOnTour: I don't get the point of TFA.


It's to show that married people dated people other than their current spouses.

It's truly a mind bending revelation.
 
2021-10-28 11:34:50 AM  
I was really hoping that this was about how to make enough sloppy joes for more than one meal.
 
2021-10-28 11:38:12 AM  

Cafe Threads: I was really hoping that this was about how to make enough sloppy joes for more than one meal.


Didn't realize until just now that I loathe the term 'sloppy seconds' in the same way some people are repulsed by the word 'moist'.
 
2021-10-28 11:39:36 AM  
I'll just let you all know now. My wife and I just celebrated our 28th anniversary last week, but before her, I went out with a girl named Melissa for about two months and also had a few dates with a Monica and another few with Nancy.

You're welcome, you can now go about your day with that vitally farking important information solidly implanted in your brains.
 
2021-10-28 11:40:31 AM  

MelGoesOnTour: I don't get the point of TFA.


To show off Buzzfeed's new anti-ad blocker system.
 
2021-10-28 11:44:53 AM  
I dated a big celebrity for a while, but she refused to publicly acknowledge our relationship to protect her squeaky clean image. She also refused to acknowledge our relationship privately, which was extremely confusing and painful, especially when she got the police involved
 
2021-10-28 11:46:05 AM  
I wonder if herpes is the price you pay for being a celebrity.
There are a lot of shenanigans there, I'm sure. Hell, Olympic athletes are all about it, but this is ego-town.
I guess you'd be at a major Hollywood soiree for the first time, and your agent/friend says, "Look around... the hottest people in Hollywood, most are single, or married and don't care, and over half of them have herpes. Have fun! Good luck!"
 
2021-10-28 11:46:36 AM  

chevydeuce: I'll just let you all know now. My wife and I just celebrated our 28th anniversary last week, but before her, I went out with a girl named Melissa for about two months and also had a few dates with a Monica and another few with Nancy.

You're welcome, you can now go about your day with that vitally farking important information solidly implanted in your brains.


Lou Bega - Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit of...) (Official Video)
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You're welcome
 
2021-10-28 11:48:34 AM  
I couldn't quite see the photos. Do you think they could find larger ones next time?
 
2021-10-28 11:49:06 AM  
88 Lines about 44 Women - The Nails - Lyrics
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2021-10-28 11:55:34 AM  
Were the pictures of the couples ridiculously HUGE for everyone else?
 
2021-10-28 12:03:19 PM  

ImOscar: Cafe Threads: I was really hoping that this was about how to make enough sloppy joes for more than one meal.

Didn't realize until just now that I loathe the term 'sloppy seconds' in the same way some people are repulsed by the word 'moist'.


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2021-10-28 12:08:12 PM  
Whole lotta dead eyes in those photos.
 
2021-10-28 12:15:09 PM  
Sarah Michelle Gellar traded down.
 
2021-10-28 12:36:22 PM  
I'd say a few of those were sloppy firsts.
 
2021-10-28 12:46:18 PM  

Trocadero: MelGoesOnTour: I don't get the point of TFA.

To show off Buzzfeed's new anti-ad blocker system.


Forcing every picture to the width of the screen so the user can only see half the image is their new anti ad-blocker?
 
2021-10-28 1:06:31 PM  
For most of these, you could just say "Before their current partner, so and so farked anything that moved."
 
2021-10-28 1:35:41 PM  
The only good thing was to see some of the actors / athletes as much younger versions of themselves. Other than that, I am surprised that every picture was on the same page. Usually these types of articles are not-quite slideshows that are on separate web pages designed for ad cycling.
 
2021-10-28 1:48:51 PM  
must be nice to be attractive and rich.
 
2021-10-28 1:53:12 PM  
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wait--which one is Kravitz?
 
2021-10-28 1:56:07 PM  
19. Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick:
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c'mon, people.
 
2021-10-28 2:25:58 PM  

fluffy_pope: [Fark user image image 378x266]

wait--which one is Kravitz?


The one who looks like he wishes he were elsewhere.
 
2021-10-28 2:29:26 PM  

kryptoknightmare: I dated a big celebrity for a while, but she refused to publicly acknowledge our relationship to protect her squeaky clean image. She also refused to acknowledge our relationship privately, which was extremely confusing and painful, especially when she got the police involved


I know you jest (and I apologize for the Debbie Downer) but it is remarkable how, for many stalkers, this is exactly their internal reality.
 
2021-10-28 2:37:52 PM  
So Jason Momoa is now with Lisa Bonet. Huh. Wouldn't have guessed that.
 
2021-10-28 2:38:05 PM  

batlock666: Sarah Michelle Gellar traded down.


So did Lance Bass
 
2021-10-28 2:38:52 PM  

Candygram4Mongo: fluffy_pope: [Fark user image image 378x266]

wait--which one is Kravitz?

The one who looks like he wishes he were elsewhere.


naah, they can't ALL be Kravitz.
 
2021-10-28 2:43:52 PM  

kryptoknightmare: I dated a big celebrity for a while, but she refused to publicly acknowledge our relationship to protect her squeaky clean image. She also refused to acknowledge our relationship privately, which was extremely confusing and painful, especially when she got the police involved


I did, too. Well, actually, she wasn't a celebrity unless you consider the fact she posed for Penthouse magazine a few times. I never knew about that when I dated her; for some reason, she kept it secret. I learned about it a few years later. She was a nice gal, a few years older than me, and had family-issues...in other words, she seemed pretty normal. I think one reason she never mentioned about Penthouse is that, I suspect, she was into cocaine at the time and from what I came to know it appears that she was supplied quite well during the photo shoots.
She died a few years ago of early-onset dementia which, I wonder, may have had something to do with her cocaine days.

/and, yes, I did find a copy of one of the issues she was in.
//I pretty much wish I never saw it; never liked the Penthouse-style of photography to begin with...it just seemed abusive
///which might be why she never mentioned her Penthouse days
 
2021-10-28 3:03:15 PM  

MelGoesOnTour: kryptoknightmare: I dated a big celebrity for a while, but she refused to publicly acknowledge our relationship to protect her squeaky clean image. She also refused to acknowledge our relationship privately, which was extremely confusing and painful, especially when she got the police involved

I did, too. Well, actually, she wasn't a celebrity unless you consider the fact she posed for Penthouse magazine a few times. I never knew about that when I dated her; for some reason, she kept it secret. I learned about it a few years later. She was a nice gal, a few years older than me, and had family-issues...in other words, she seemed pretty normal. I think one reason she never mentioned about Penthouse is that, I suspect, she was into cocaine at the time and from what I came to know it appears that she was supplied quite well during the photo shoots.
She died a few years ago of early-onset dementia which, I wonder, may have had something to do with her cocaine days.

/and, yes, I did find a copy of one of the issues she was in.
//I pretty much wish I never saw it; never liked the Penthouse-style of photography to begin with...it just seemed abusive
///which might be why she never mentioned her Penthouse days


when you found out please tell me your first thought was "I never thought it would happen to me but.."
 
2021-10-28 3:25:11 PM  

tom baker's scarf: MelGoesOnTour: kryptoknightmare: I dated a big celebrity for a while, but she refused to publicly acknowledge our relationship to protect her squeaky clean image. She also refused to acknowledge our relationship privately, which was extremely confusing and painful, especially when she got the police involved

I did, too. Well, actually, she wasn't a celebrity unless you consider the fact she posed for Penthouse magazine a few times. I never knew about that when I dated her; for some reason, she kept it secret. I learned about it a few years later. She was a nice gal, a few years older than me, and had family-issues...in other words, she seemed pretty normal. I think one reason she never mentioned about Penthouse is that, I suspect, she was into cocaine at the time and from what I came to know it appears that she was supplied quite well during the photo shoots.
She died a few years ago of early-onset dementia which, I wonder, may have had something to do with her cocaine days.

/and, yes, I did find a copy of one of the issues she was in.
//I pretty much wish I never saw it; never liked the Penthouse-style of photography to begin with...it just seemed abusive
///which might be why she never mentioned her Penthouse days

when you found out please tell me your first thought was "I never thought it would happen to me but.."


Ironically, I DID think about those letters in Penthouse's "Forum" magazine so, yes, that thought did come to mind.
We went out for a good while but when it became clear I wasn't made of money, well, that's when I stopped hearing from her.   :(
 
2021-10-28 7:43:54 PM  

Cafe Threads: I was really hoping that this was about how to make enough sloppy joes for more than one meal.


Here you go..

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2021-10-28 8:31:20 PM  
for some reason i scrolled through that.

since i'm now a garbage human, i'll just add that i've seen jessica biel at the grocery store. she is a magnificent looking human being.
 
2021-10-28 9:31:17 PM  
FTFA: Before Kristen Bell, Dax Shepard was with Kate Hudson:
How my brain read that:Before Kristen Bell, Dax Shepard was with Kate Hudson:
And suddenly I was very one-handedly interested in the article and studied real hard at the picture and was like...dude I don't remember Kate ever being that ugly.
Anyway, ill be in my bunk anyway, I have a great imagination
 
2021-10-28 10:57:57 PM  
Just have to say, Jessica Biel in this photo, dayum.

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2021-10-29 9:23:18 AM  
Good for Kurt Russell/Goldie Hawn, Mathew Broderick/Sarah Jessica Parker and Tom Hanks/Rita Wilson.

When the before pictures are from before the modern era that's super adorable.
 
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