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4153 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Oct 2021 at 9:30 AM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-10-28 4:59:41 AM  
?
 
2021-10-28 9:32:25 AM  
As a large-donged person, I am here to fully show my support for my small-donged friends

unzip ..... thud
 
2021-10-28 9:33:55 AM  
It's more about skill than size.
Or so I'm told.
 
2021-10-28 9:33:58 AM  
Weird I didn't think TFG did rallies in LA
 
2021-10-28 9:34:08 AM  

8 inches: ?


I'm not interested to see if username checks out in person, but I would support contributing towards the costs of an independent investigation and report.
 
Azz
2021-10-28 9:34:08 AM  
My penis is 3.2 inches but at least I'm ugly and broke
 
2021-10-28 9:34:50 AM  
Well, they definitely have balls to do that. Maybe not so much dick, but certainly balls.
 
2021-10-28 9:35:19 AM  
Kinda hungry for a footlong now
 
2021-10-28 9:36:19 AM  
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2021-10-28 9:36:47 AM  
Sheesh, another alt-right rally?
 
2021-10-28 9:37:08 AM  
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2021-10-28 9:38:15 AM  
Well why not...

Some have started promoting morbidly obese women as "sexy", so why not also claim that women LOVE it when they find a man with a 2" dick?

The majority of us will continue living in reality.
 
2021-10-28 9:39:12 AM  
Are they talking small, like under 5 or 6 inches, whatever the average is, or micro penis, which is just a cruel happenstance?

Either way, if you've got a massive hog, an average willy, or a teeny tadger, it's not got anything to do with who you are as a person, mate. It's all random.

I stand beside those unfortunate souls who got the short end of the stick. Chin up, friends. I'm glad I'm not among you, to be honest, but I support you fully.
 
2021-10-28 9:39:33 AM  

Darth Funjamin: Sheesh, another alt-right rally?


Lots of cops, trump supporters, and men with "salt life" stickers on their lifted trucks in that crowd I'm betting.
 
2021-10-28 9:39:50 AM  

The Official Fark Cajun: Well why not...

Some have started promoting morbidly obese women as "sexy", so why not also claim that women LOVE it when they find a man with a 2" dick?

The majority of us will continue living in reality.


As a man with a tiny penis into large women, I'm okay with that. All the more for me.
 
2021-10-28 9:39:55 AM  

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// from the New Girl episode "Micro"
// also, that guy is now Hawk in Titans
 
2021-10-28 9:40:01 AM  
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2021-10-28 9:40:29 AM  

Nurglitch: The Official Fark Cajun: Well why not...

Some have started promoting morbidly obese women as "sexy", so why not also claim that women LOVE it when they find a man with a 2" dick?

The majority of us will continue living in reality.

As a man with a tiny penis into large women, I'm okay with that. All the more for me.


Touché
 
2021-10-28 9:42:40 AM  
A police spokesperson referred to the event not as a demonstration, protest or rally, but as a "riot," because it was the shortest word he could think of to describe it.
 
2021-10-28 9:42:40 AM  

Only You Can See This: 8 inches: ?

I'm not interested to see if username checks out in person, but I would support contributing towards the costs of an independent investigation and report.


Then YOUR username wouldn't check out.
 
2021-10-28 9:44:28 AM  
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There's been support groups for micro-penis victims around for a long time, already.
 
2021-10-28 9:45:38 AM  
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2021-10-28 9:46:18 AM  
Isn't micropeen a result of being morbidly obese?
 
2021-10-28 9:46:29 AM  
So there was a Total Fark Party in LA, hmm
 
2021-10-28 9:48:12 AM  
They were handing out cheap knockoffs of this to march spectators.

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2021-10-28 9:48:24 AM  
that's a lot of small dick energy
 
2021-10-28 9:49:13 AM  

Kitty2.0: Isn't micropeen a result of being morbidly obese?


It's a result of Anaconda Malt Liquor
Black Dynamite - Anaconda Malt Liquor Conclusion Scene
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2021-10-28 9:49:36 AM  

Teddy Brosevelt: Weird I didn't think TFG did rallies in LA


He sticks to smaller rallies at mycology conferences.
 
2021-10-28 9:50:37 AM  

Kitty2.0: Isn't micropeen a result of being morbidly obese?


No.
 
2021-10-28 9:51:42 AM  

Jack Sabbath: Are they talking small, like under 5 or 6 inches, whatever the average is, or micro penis, which is just a cruel happenstance?

Either way, if you've got a massive hog, an average willy, or a teeny tadger, it's not got anything to do with who you are as a person, mate. It's all random.

I stand beside those unfortunate souls who got the short end of the stick. Chin up, friends. I'm glad I'm not among you, to be honest, but I support you fully.


The Meaning of Life (8/11) Movie CLIP - The Penis Song (1983) HD
Youtube kLNdMY1JlR0
 
2021-10-28 9:53:19 AM  
I was assured by 20 Fingers that women don't want no short dick man.
 
2021-10-28 9:54:08 AM  
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2021-10-28 9:55:34 AM  
I, for one, will be so glad when we as a society are over this "P.C." thing and those of us with large, handsome thingys are able to express ourselves and display them at home, in the workplace, at schools, churches, public parks and gatherings....
 
2021-10-28 9:55:51 AM  
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2021-10-28 9:56:10 AM  

Kitty2.0: Isn't micropeen a result of being morbidly obese?


I think that's reversed.
TinyPeen eats his feelings/shame/inadequacies, so becomes morbidly obese.  Now he has a more 'acceptable' reason to be forever alone.
 
2021-10-28 9:56:25 AM  
For years I'm been ashamed at only being 9 inches, but through support of groups like this I've learned to accept my size and be proud for who I am.
 
2021-10-28 9:58:48 AM  

Billy Liar: I, for one, will be so glad when we as a society are over this "P.C." thing and those of us with large, handsome thingys are able to express ourselves and display them at home, in the workplace, at schools, churches, public parks and gatherings....


Careful, probation remember.  Oh and please close your curtains
 
2021-10-28 9:59:22 AM  
Of course his name is Chad.
 
2021-10-28 10:00:35 AM  

Kitty2.0: Isn't micropeen a result of being morbidly obese?


Not necessarily. Google Brett Favre's peen pics. He's surprisingly underwhelming.
 
2021-10-28 10:01:14 AM  
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2021-10-28 10:03:12 AM  

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So you have a pet rooster, set it down already
 
2021-10-28 10:17:40 AM  
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2021-10-28 10:17:57 AM  

sandbar67: As a large-donged person, I am here to fully show my support for my small-donged friends

unzip ..... thud



Guy at the urinal next to me (bragging): This water is cold!
Me:  And deep too!
 
2021-10-28 10:19:54 AM  
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2021-10-28 10:20:04 AM  
I hope this is not against FARK rules. . .

Please buy my book!
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2021-10-28 10:22:26 AM  
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2021-10-28 10:33:29 AM  
and if you think personality will make up for it....

Lily Allen | Not Fair (Official Video)
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2021-10-28 10:36:51 AM  
It's a grower, not a shower.
 
2021-10-28 10:38:16 AM  

tom baker's scarf: and if you think personality will make up for it....

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/fUYaosyR​4bE]


Definitley the cruelest of Lily allen's jabs-as-a-song. 
Still deeply funny
 
2021-10-28 10:40:36 AM  
I bet if it weren't for the pandemic's mask requirement, less than half of the participants would have stayed home.
 
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