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(Daily Mail)   Gondolier doping scandal causes waves, munchies   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2021-10-28 3:38:05 AM  
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2021-10-28 3:39:03 AM  
Just because they call it "dope" doesn't mean it's doping. Cannabis is anything but a performance-enhancing drug.

Sofa. King. Stupid.
 
2021-10-28 3:43:18 AM  
Why, whyyyy are they testing gondoliers for a novelty competition?
 
2021-10-28 3:48:02 AM  
I had my TF membership revoked for the same reason.  Mods said I could re-sub when I started drinking vodak again.
 
2021-10-28 4:04:54 AM  
Fark Venice. 3-D model everything and rebuild it at EuroDisney, and let the sea take over.
 
2021-10-28 4:16:24 AM  
My friend Becky drowned in a canal after taking half a marijuana.
 
2021-10-28 4:17:02 AM  
Will they make it to the playoffs?
 
2021-10-28 5:17:49 AM  
Oh, so Marijuana us considered a performance enhancing drug?
Oooooooooooooookkkkaaaasayyyyyyy.
 
2021-10-28 5:25:20 AM  
A gondolier in Venice found with marijuana in his system during a regatta last month was stripped of his second-place win today and banned from competing for over a year.

TIL
 
2021-10-28 5:36:04 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Just because they call it "dope" doesn't mean it's doping. Cannabis is anything but a performance-enhancing drug.


Anything you inject counts as doping.
 
2021-10-28 5:36:41 AM  

mrinfoguy: Oh, so Marijuana us considered a performance enhancing drug?
Oooooooooooooookkkkaaaasayyyyyyy.


You don't feel pain the same after you have injected the marijuanas.
 
2021-10-28 5:43:57 AM  
If I had to gondolier every day for fat American tourists, I'd be hitting the jazz cabbage pretty hard too.
 
2021-10-28 6:30:16 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Just because they call it "dope" doesn't mean it's doping. Cannabis is anything but a performance-enhancing drug.

Sofa. King. Stupid.


Indeed.  Smoke too much pot and you could indeed turn into a stupid sofa king.
 
2021-10-28 7:05:35 AM  
It's like I've always said, marijuana is not a performance enhancing drug, unless you're bass player
 
2021-10-28 7:21:17 AM  

Lytbeir: A gondolier in Venice found with marijuana in his system during a regatta last month was stripped of his second-place win today and banned from competing for over a year.

TIL


Second place is just first loser.
 
2021-10-28 7:27:43 AM  
Robin Williams - Live At The Met - Alcohol/Marijuana
Youtube nIWB-Neyj-c
 
2021-10-28 7:51:52 AM  
robbin williams - olympic drug test
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2021-10-28 7:54:48 AM  
Competitive gondoliering? Sure, why not?

/learned something new today right out of the sack
 
2021-10-28 7:55:34 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: mrinfoguy: Oh, so Marijuana us considered a performance enhancing drug?
Oooooooooooooookkkkaaaasayyyyyyy.

You don't feel pain the same after you have injected the marijuanas.


Back in the 20's you could get 2 reefers for 25 cents.
What happens when you inject the reefers?
Reefer Man 2nd Draft
Youtube vWcINyWdA_U
 
2021-10-28 8:34:59 AM  
These guys are doing it wrong.
If someone can test positive for pot after winning something aside from a munchies competition, they deserve their award plus an honorable mention "...and he did it stoned!"
 
2021-10-28 8:52:08 AM  
If you've ever admired a gondola's forcole, you know that such an unusual shape would make an epic stoned experience.

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2021-10-28 9:22:53 AM  

Bslim: Why, whyyyy are they testing gondoliers for a novelty competition?


It's hard core shiat there like getting a taxi license in London. I can imagine it being crazy competetive.
 
2021-10-28 10:39:56 PM  

GrymRpr: StoPPeRmobile: mrinfoguy: Oh, so Marijuana us considered a performance enhancing drug?
Oooooooooooooookkkkaaaasayyyyyyy.

You don't feel pain the same after you have injected the marijuanas.

Back in the 20's you could get 2 reefers for 25 cents.
What happens when you inject the reefers?
[YouTube video: Reefer Man 2nd Draft]


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2021-10-29 5:49:16 AM  

BitwiseShift: If you've ever admired a gondola's forcole, you know that such an unusual shape would make an epic stoned experience.

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Paige no!
 
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