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2021-10-28 12:08:44 AM  
Stubby not having felonious homework was a good thing. I saw the pictures.
 
2021-10-28 12:13:04 AM  
People aren't born knowing how to lap dance, you know. You have to learn somewhere. Would you have them learn how to give lap dances at home? That's sick!
 
2021-10-28 12:19:23 AM  
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"So that's how it is in their school district?"
 
2021-10-28 3:53:53 AM  
This wasn't homework.  It was stripclubwork.
 
2021-10-28 6:49:10 AM  
THIS IS THE WORLD REPUBLICANS WANT US TO LIVE IN!!!
 
2021-10-28 6:50:23 AM  

The Googles Do Nothing: THIS IS THE WORLD REPUBLICANS WANT US TO LIVE IN!!!


And they already do.
 
2021-10-28 7:32:47 AM  
I brought my pencil!

/IYKWIMAITYD
 
2021-10-28 7:33:59 AM  

McGrits: I brought my pencil!

/IYKWIMAITYD


Which reminds of of a very old childhood joke involving a student named Deeper..
 
2021-10-28 7:36:49 AM  
Any chance that place needs a new school nurse? Asking for a friend.
 
2021-10-28 7:37:43 AM  

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"So that's how it is in their school district?"


It's Kentucky. You would have been fine with the original quote there.
 
2021-10-28 7:41:30 AM  

McGrits: I brought my pencil!

/IYKWIMAITYD


Give me something to write on!
 
2021-10-28 7:42:07 AM  
I'm constantly amazed at the number of Farkers who openly admit to pedophilia in these threads...

If you read "high school lap dance" and get a stiffy, you might have some serious issues.

/ Lives like 3 miles from a high school. They're still children, and yes it does make you a creepy predator.
 
2021-10-28 7:45:13 AM  
Penn State is hiring
 
2021-10-28 7:45:51 AM  
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151 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2021-10-28 7:47:16 AM  

GranoblasticMan: I'm constantly amazed at the number of Farkers who openly admit to pedophilia in these threads...

If you read "high school lap dance" and get a stiffy, you might have some serious issues.

/ Lives like 3 miles from a high school. They're still children, and yes it does make you a creepy predator.


I always assume they're joking, because somehow "teen girls are hot!" Has somehow become a joke. And yes, they are children.

However, I'd be willing to bet at least one or more of the high school seniors at THIS particular school are 20+ years old.

/Just saying.
 
2021-10-28 7:47:58 AM  
https://twitter.com/nema/status/14531​7​3106873339905?s=21

It was more like Lil Nas X than Van Halen. And clearly meant to be funny.
 
2021-10-28 7:48:43 AM  
Well, it was Homecoming, after all.
 
2021-10-28 7:48:57 AM  

PaulRB: This wasn't homework.  It was stripclubwork.


A valid vocational training program in that state.  Ick.
 
2021-10-28 7:48:59 AM  

151: GranoblasticMan: I'm constantly amazed at the number of Farkers who openly admit to pedophilia in these threads...

If you read "high school lap dance" and get a stiffy, you might have some serious issues.

/ Lives like 3 miles from a high school. They're still children, and yes it does make you a creepy predator.

I always assume they're joking, because somehow "teen girls are hot!" Has somehow become a joke. And yes, they are children.

However, I'd be willing to bet at least one or more of the high school seniors at THIS particular school are 20+ years old.

/Just saying.


No teen girls involved in this scenario.
 
2021-10-28 7:49:34 AM  
Br'a'n'dy, T'yffanniey, and Si''''errahah, all made me come, so they pass. Alice turned me gay, so she fails.
 
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2021-10-28 7:50:55 AM  

mojuba: 151: GranoblasticMan: I'm constantly amazed at the number of Farkers who openly admit to pedophilia in these threads...

If you read "high school lap dance" and get a stiffy, you might have some serious issues.

/ Lives like 3 miles from a high school. They're still children, and yes it does make you a creepy predator.

I always assume they're joking, because somehow "teen girls are hot!" Has somehow become a joke. And yes, they are children.

However, I'd be willing to bet at least one or more of the high school seniors at THIS particular school are 20+ years old.

/Just saying.

No teen girls involved in this scenario.


Oh, well in that case it's all WOOO TEEN BOY GOT LUCKY WITH HOT TEACHER!

/I know that's not what happened
//I know that's not what you're saying
///That's the trend these days though
 
2021-10-28 7:51:43 AM  
he athletics department's Facebook page showed students in underclothing giving lap dances to faculty and staff, including Hazard High School Principal Donald "Happy" Mobelini, who is also mayor of the Perry County city.

I bet he was.
 
2021-10-28 7:52:28 AM  

Alphax: McGrits: I brought my pencil!

/IYKWIMAITYD

Which reminds of of a very old childhood joke involving a student named Deeper..


Or the one with Johnny Farkerfaster.
 
2021-10-28 7:52:49 AM  
I don't fee tardy
 
2021-10-28 7:54:14 AM  
So it's a trade school?
 
2021-10-28 7:55:00 AM  

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2021-10-28 7:57:04 AM  
GRACE! (Ferris Bueller's Day Off)
Youtube Qovk8_wIdn0
 
2021-10-28 8:01:41 AM  

GranoblasticMan: I'm constantly amazed at the number of Farkers who openly admit to pedophilia in these threads...

If you read "high school lap dance" and get a stiffy, you might have some serious issues.

/ Lives like 3 miles from a high school. They're still children, and yes it does make you a creepy predator.


Doesn't pretty much everybody live 3 miles from a high school?
 
2021-10-28 8:03:17 AM  
Isn't this called "working your way through high school"?
 
2021-10-28 8:06:30 AM  
Picture of Mr. Happy, Mayor of Hazard. He could escape his problems by getting into the back of those Duke boys' General Lee, and jump over a couple of rivers.

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2021-10-28 8:07:11 AM  

mojuba: https://twitter.com/nema/status/14531​7​3106873339905?s=21

It was more like Lil Nas X than Van Halen. And clearly meant to be funny.


I knew it!
when the article said the pics were from the athletic department.

wonder why the article didn't mention it was dudes?

This is the kind of humor you could get away with back when I was a kid.
No more.
 
2021-10-28 8:07:13 AM  
Seeing the pics from the linked tweets...was inappropriate but not quite as scandalous as being made out. It looks like as part of a preorder rally a couple of the boys dressed up in drag and did the lap dances
 
2021-10-28 8:08:56 AM  
Its Kentucky.  I'm not worried about teachers and students having sex there.  I mean, what's the chance they are related?
 
2021-10-28 8:09:03 AM  

Confabulat: GranoblasticMan: I'm constantly amazed at the number of Farkers who openly admit to pedophilia in these threads...

If you read "high school lap dance" and get a stiffy, you might have some serious issues.

/ Lives like 3 miles from a high school. They're still children, and yes it does make you a creepy predator.

Doesn't pretty much everybody live 3 miles from a high school?


Only you urban types.
/ less than 3 miles from 4 of the things, in three districts.
 
2021-10-28 8:10:26 AM  

scobee1210: Its Kentucky.  I'm not worried about teachers and students having sex there.  I mean, what's the chance they are related?


If you go out to 3rd degree relatives, better than 85%.
 
2021-10-28 8:10:49 AM  
Well, women are unter-persons in KY, aren't they?  How is this different from the usual training rednecks give to women.  They don't want their daughters to be another 17 year old spinster, so gotta get 'em ready for their blossoming careers as the trophy wives to fat old right wing rednecks..
 
2021-10-28 8:11:12 AM  
Them Duke Boys know how to party

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2021-10-28 8:12:21 AM  

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2021-10-28 8:16:24 AM  

truthandjustice: mojuba: https://twitter.com/nema/status/145317​3106873339905?s=21

It was more like Lil Nas X than Van Halen. And clearly meant to be funny.

I knew it!
when the article said the pics were from the athletic department.

wonder why the article didn't mention it was dudes?

This is the kind of humor you could get away with back when I was a kid.
No more.


I guess not, but I'd be pretty upset if someone got fired over this.

I don't think these kids meant to insult the LGBTQ+ community, just bad at comedy.

People need to lighten up.
 
2021-10-28 8:19:52 AM  
Those backwards hillbillies, having boys dress up in bikinis and do sexy dancing.
Meanwhile in California:
Garfield High School Boy's Swim Team (2011-12)! SPEEDO DANCE!
Youtube 8NhwR-7WE8s
 
2021-10-28 8:20:33 AM  
We have been telling kids that college isn't the only answer, and that trade work is a great alternative to make a good living, then we vilify a school with a strong vocational education program?
 
2021-10-28 8:23:57 AM  

MBooda: [Fark user image image 640x426]


You want pictures of male students dressed in lingerie giving lap dances to men?

Because that is what happened.
 
2021-10-28 8:24:42 AM  

skinink: Picture of Mr. Happy, Mayor of Hazard. He could escape his problems by getting into the back of those Duke boys' General Lee, and jump over a couple of rivers.

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Oh, Hazzard?

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2021-10-28 8:24:53 AM  

151: GranoblasticMan: I'm constantly amazed at the number of Farkers who openly admit to pedophilia in these threads...

If you read "high school lap dance" and get a stiffy, you might have some serious issues.

/ Lives like 3 miles from a high school. They're still children, and yes it does make you a creepy predator.

I always assume they're joking, because somehow "teen girls are hot!" Has somehow become a joke. And yes, they are children.

However, I'd be willing to bet at least one or more of the high school seniors at THIS particular school are 20+ years old.

/Just saying.


Except it wasn't girls...
 
2021-10-28 8:26:37 AM  

truthandjustice: mojuba: https://twitter.com/nema/status/145317​3106873339905?s=21

It was more like Lil Nas X than Van Halen. And clearly meant to be funny.

I knew it!
when the article said the pics were from the athletic department.

wonder why the article didn't mention it was dudes?

This is the kind of humor you could get away with back when I was a kid.
No more.


Penn State used to get away with a lot of stuff too.
 
2021-10-28 8:27:20 AM  

kidgenius: Seeing the pics from the linked tweets...was inappropriate but not quite as scandalous as being made out. It looks like as part of a preorder rally a couple of the boys dressed up in drag and did the lap dances


Maybe spend more time teaching math, and less time on this nonsense.
 
2021-10-28 8:31:05 AM  
And there it is, my daily " I'm just going to pretend this is an Onion article". I've found it helps maintain sanity over the last five years.

/Wonder how many people call "Happy" uncle dad?
 
2021-10-28 8:33:35 AM  

CarnySaur: he athletics department's Facebook page showed students in underclothing giving lap dances to faculty and staff, including Hazard High School Principal Donald "Happy" Mobelini, who is also mayor of the Perry County city.

I bet he was.


I'm not sure which part of that surprises me more: that the Principal's nickname is "Happy" or that he's also the Mayor.
 
2021-10-28 8:34:37 AM  
> also mayor of the Perry County city

Why did I read that as "mayor of Pervy County city"???
 
2021-10-28 8:37:06 AM  

kidgenius: Seeing the pics from the linked tweets...was inappropriate but not quite as scandalous as being made out. It looks like as part of a preorder rally a couple of the boys dressed up in drag and did the lap dances


Oh, well, if was boys in drag giving the a lapdances to their Principal that suddenly makes it okay. Boys Will Be Boys! Probably prepares them for a career in the Navy or maybe the Police.
 
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