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(The Age (Melbourne))   Bouncy castles: Serious business   (theage.com.au) divider line
    More: Scary, Incendiary device, Arson, Molotov cocktail, Fire, Vyacheslav Molotov, Molotov bread basket, Drug addiction, Business  
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2021-10-28 4:11:29 AM  
Send that firebomber to the Bouncy Tower and give him a Bouncy Guillotining.
 
2021-10-28 4:23:48 AM  
"This doesn't happen with jumping castles. It's mafia-type stuff," he said.

Hey he was, err, "warned" that something bad might happened if he, err, didn't "take his shoes off," so now he's bouncin with the kiddies.
 
2021-10-28 6:55:21 AM  
🎵 Been drinkin' all night long, got a job to do
Got paid 500 bucks just to light the other few
To pour the gasoline, to strike the match
Leave without being seen, Saliba's Party Shack
I don't ask questions, i don't assume
You'll do the same if you know what's good for you
You pay attention, don't hang around
It's so exciting when it all comes down

Didn't kill nobody, didn't mean no harm
Just making money and having fun
Didn't kill nobody, but i know the score
I just start the fires in the bouncy castle war 🎵
 
2021-10-28 7:04:10 AM  
It will blow over
 
2021-10-28 7:45:37 AM  
Coming to Netflix in 2022. Bounce Castle Cartel
 
2021-10-28 8:02:02 AM  
That's the rough way to anticompetitive practices. You create a cartel of bonded service providers, and as the organizer you get a vig for finding work. You get the city to require a registration and bonding that you set the bar to. Then you burn unlicensed providers in the courts. They have to sell the equipment at a discount, allowing your cartel to both limit and expand, as the market allows.
 
2021-10-28 8:19:10 AM  

keldaria: Coming to Netflix in 2022. Bounce Castle Cartel


Be fair, Bobcat Goldswaithe could knock that movie out of the park.
 
2021-10-28 8:19:34 AM  
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2021-10-28 8:46:23 AM  
What the fark is going on with this man's head??
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2021-10-28 12:47:59 PM  
Ice cream trucks set the precedent.
 
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