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(NYPost)   Satan, Mephistopheles, Beelzebub, Lucifer, Anti-Christ, Devil, Serpent, Hellion, Prince of Darkness, Old Scratch, Mr. Applegate, Sam Hill, Mark Zuckerberg   (nypost.com) divider line
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2021-10-28 5:56:17 AM  
He's too much of a little worm to be included in that company.
 
2021-10-28 6:05:24 AM  
But it's so convenient!
 
2021-10-28 6:07:03 AM  
Zuckerberg is a family man, and Adolf Hitler loved his dogs
 
2021-10-28 6:08:05 AM  
That motherfarker needs Jesus!

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2021-10-28 6:13:22 AM  
Could you imagine someone running a website to build anger and hate just for clicks and making money?

Could you just imagine a site like that?
*looks at camera*
 
2021-10-28 6:14:45 AM  
Don't tarnish the name of Satan by comparing it to Mark Zuckerberg.
 
2021-10-28 6:14:50 AM  
Minimization of harm is part of gaslighting. You know, "it was only a tourist group spraying bear spray and beating cops to death"

Zuckerberg isn't a creep, he's a family man"

"We aren't fomenting civil war, just look at these cake recipes."

Shut up, you fascism apologist.
 
2021-10-28 6:18:11 AM  

Corvus: Could you imagine someone running a website to build anger and hate just for clicks and making money?

Could you just imagine a site like that?
*looks at camera*


This site does not employ highly-sophisticated algorithms to show you exactly that most likely to piss you off.
 
2021-10-28 6:18:30 AM  
Eh it's all what you put into it.

You can spend your time online searching for live feeds of torture victims to pay to see killed/maimed, or you can spend it doing something constructive like getting the right dependencies in Virtamate to get the young version of Morgan Fairchild to do naked handstands while Elvira helps. Simple really.
 
2021-10-28 6:18:52 AM  

aagrajag: Corvus: Could you imagine someone running a website to build anger and hate just for clicks and making money?

Could you just imagine a site like that?
*looks at camera*

This site does not employ highly-sophisticated algorithms to show you exactly that most likely to piss you off.


Nope it just has people who manually do that.
 
2021-10-28 6:21:46 AM  
That's just pathetic.
 
2021-10-28 6:24:59 AM  
Headline calls out a Farker not in thread.
 
2021-10-28 6:26:38 AM  

Corvus: aagrajag: Corvus: Could you imagine someone running a website to build anger and hate just for clicks and making money?

Could you just imagine a site like that?
*looks at camera*

This site does not employ highly-sophisticated algorithms to show you exactly that most likely to piss you off.

Nope it just has people who manually do that.


It doesn't employ them, it stirs its users up into a mob on purpose.  It worse than unpaid too, they literally fleece these people for billions of dollars a quarter (for now....), while enraging them and ruining them and their children's lives.   Also, (am in data architecture), what they call "AI" is just an equation that sits around looking for what people click on, then shuffles it off to their friends network, it really not all that hard to do if you don't include ANY guardrails or logic to filter any of it.  Facebook is the world's mental sewage system, but we're in the Victorian age where nothing gets treated and we all just throw shiat in the street.
 
2021-10-28 6:27:13 AM  
Somehow, Rupert Murdoch is not on this list.
 
2021-10-28 6:29:12 AM  
So spouse of a CEO who made his money based on creating a website based on ranking the attractiveness of fellow students then screwed his first investors and took money from Russia is defending him?

Sounds like when people tried to pretend Melanie was a victim and a nice person.

She built this trash alongside him. She has equal fault.
 
2021-10-28 6:42:11 AM  
He's not the devil, he's a capitalist.

Satan has rules and standards, after all.
 
2021-10-28 7:05:41 AM  
And John Wayne Gacy gave laughs and smiles to 14 of the 15 kids at that birthday party.
 
2021-10-28 7:26:18 AM  
FB is a cesspool.
Zuckerberg is a greedy sociopath.
 
2021-10-28 7:28:25 AM  
She's a 3 at best.
 
2021-10-28 7:31:22 AM  

brightbirds: She's a 3 at best.


She could look like Bo Derek in her prime but being married to a troll makes her a -100
 
2021-10-28 7:33:23 AM  

aagrajag: Corvus: Could you imagine someone running a website to build anger and hate just for clicks and making money?

Could you just imagine a site like that?
*looks at camera*

This site does not employ highly-sophisticated algorithms to show you exactly that most likely to piss you off.


No, they're literally hand-selected.
 
2021-10-28 7:35:10 AM  

Marcos P: brightbirds: She's a 3 at best.

She could look like Bo Derek in her prime but being married to a troll makes her a -100


$he no doubt wa$ $educed by Zuck'$ $en$e of humor.
 
2021-10-28 7:38:08 AM  
Spoiler Alert: she hasn't been living with Zuck for 15 months. She had her picture printed onto her pillowcase and Mark can't tell the difference.
 
2021-10-28 7:38:43 AM  

padraig: Zuckerberg is a family man, and Adolf Hitler loved his dogs


Does he still kill what he eats??
 
2021-10-28 7:40:34 AM  

stoli n coke: Marcos P: brightbirds: She's a 3 at best.

She could look like Bo Derek in her prime but being married to a troll makes her a -100

$he no doubt wa$ $educed by Zuck'$ $en$e of humor.


She met him in college. Just saying.
 
2021-10-28 8:02:20 AM  
from tfa:

"As for Facebook's role in pumping harmful content and dangerous disinformation into the veins of its hopelessly addicted users, Chan has a solution to that.
"The main thing is talking to people about information that they encounter and really listening to them . . . if you write them off, it's hard to get to the core of what makes them concerned."


Anecdotally, Facebook users I know are very eager to share what they encounter there (w/ little effort to talk to them first). I've written them off because they are "concerned" about misinformation they are deeply committed to.

Ironically, what she deems the "main thing"  is fairly similar to psychological therapy, she just left off the "healthy alternatives to negative influences/behaviors" part.

Wonder why.

I could listen to some FB users for hours about what they encountered and get to the core of what concerns them but if that doesn't dissuade them from using facebook what's the point?
 
2021-10-28 8:13:28 AM  
Where in the bible did Satan lie?
 
2021-10-28 8:19:25 AM  
Satan, Mephistopheles, Beelzebub, Lucifer, Anti-Christ, Devil, Serpent, Hellion, Prince of Darkness, Old Scratch, Mr. Applegate, Sam Hill, Mark Zuckerberg

List of NY Post supporters?
 
2021-10-28 8:34:58 AM  
Wait, I thought Bill Gates was Satan?

Man, I'm having a hard time keeping up.
 
2021-10-28 8:48:31 AM  
The guy could always just hire a P.R. company to improve his image.

I doubt they could remove the stink of Facebook from Zuck, but a super-rich man recruiting a professional firm to increase your public perception is far more sensible than simply asking your wife to tell everyone how thoughtful you are.
 
2021-10-28 9:07:53 AM  
Wait. The NY Post claims that Zuckerberg has a bad reputation?
Pot calling Kettle! Pot calling Kettle! Come in, Kettle!
 
2021-10-28 9:19:21 AM  
I don't understand why he is still there at all.  If I was him I'd just be like, gone 5 years ago.

He owns like 600 acres in Hawaii and is more wealthy than all but a handful of people.

Retire.  Enjoy Hawaii.  Buy a big stupid boat and float on it.
 
2021-10-28 9:37:17 AM  
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Whoah don't lump me in with that despicable piece of garbage..
 
2021-10-28 10:09:40 AM  

synithium: I don't understand why he is still there at all. If I was him I'd just be like, gone 5 years ago.


That's why people like you and I aren't rich. We look at work as a necessary evil to get to retirement so we can finally be free of drudgery. People like Zuckerberg look at it not as work but a passion. They would do it for free if given the chance.

And that's why they're rich. If you could put as much passion into something that earns money as you do playing video games, cooking avocado toast, watching NFL, or whatever number of hobbies you might have, you would probably become rich too.
 
2021-10-28 10:42:22 AM  

Shaggy_C: synithium: I don't understand why he is still there at all. If I was him I'd just be like, gone 5 years ago.

That's why people like you and I aren't rich. We look at work as a necessary evil to get to retirement so we can finally be free of drudgery. People like Zuckerberg look at it not as work but a passion. They would do it for free if given the chance.

And that's why they're rich. If you could put as much passion into something that earns money as you do playing video games, cooking avocado toast, watching NFL, or whatever number of hobbies you might have, you would probably become rich too.


You obviously need to watch more "TV".  All those things earn money.
 
2021-10-28 10:55:30 AM  
I have to get Priscilla Chan credit for building one of the most realistic androids ever, pretending to marry it and then using it as a front-man for the company that she built.
 
2021-10-28 11:03:41 AM  
You know, I think the guy is pretty awful.

But caricature drawings of Jews as the devil has a pretty prominent and not good place in world history.

Maybe find another way to express your displeasure, NY Post.
 
2021-10-28 1:10:06 PM  

Befuddled: Where in the bible did Satan lie?


Does the talking snake count?
 
2021-10-28 1:38:10 PM  
Wasn't Satan cast out of the garden of Eden for bringing knowledge to Adam and Eve? Can't have people get knowledge.
 
2021-10-28 3:03:23 PM  

gilgigamesh: You know, I think the guy is pretty awful.

But caricature drawings of Jews as the devil has a pretty prominent and not good place in world history.

Maybe find another way to express your displeasure, NY Post.


It's horns put on a photograph. That's not a caricature.
 
2021-10-28 3:20:36 PM  

stoli n coke: Marcos P: brightbirds: She's a 3 at best.

She could look like Bo Derek in her prime but being married to a troll makes her a -100

$he no doubt wa$ $educed by Zuck'$ $en$e of humor.


I don't know how accurate "The social network" was, but as far as I remember, they were together well before he was rich.
 
2021-10-28 6:41:34 PM  

gilgigamesh: You know, I think the guy is pretty awful.

But caricature drawings of Jews as the devil has a pretty prominent and not good place in world history.

Maybe find another way to express your displeasure, NY Post.


If and when Christian theocratic Gilead arrives, the (((NeoCons))) are going to get "mugged by reality".
 
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