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(Huffington Post)   Red state Governor signed law mandating childhood vaccine records be entered into state database. Yes. That red state. But no, not that vaccine   (huffpost.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Vaccination, Public health, legislation DeSantis, state House, pandemic levels, statewide mask mandate, arrival of a coronavirus vaccine, Immune system  
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2021-10-27 9:00:52 PM  
Wait until you find out there is an opiate prescription registry too.
 
2021-10-27 9:34:16 PM  
Is this like a wedding gift registry. "Oh no, someone already bought the deviled egg dish.....hummmm.....opiates, lube, Season 1-3 of Supernatural and the '96 Dom Perignon"
 
2021-10-28 3:17:01 AM  
Yeah, but back then antivaxxers were usually thought of as new age hippy-dippy dipshiats, not freedumb-loving patriots.
 
2021-10-28 3:17:45 AM  
An elected Republican's rhetoric today does not match up with their actions or with their rhetoric from yesterday? The hell you say? Boy, those Republican voters are sure going to be upset when they find out about this. They might even change their minds and vote Democratic!
 
2021-10-28 3:39:00 AM  
Those were real vaccines against actual diseases, not fake vaccines against the imaginary COVID bioweapon.
 
2021-10-28 3:39:21 AM  
What, you think they'll just register themselves after they discover they can morph through walls?
 
2021-10-28 3:47:51 AM  
Once again showing that resistance to the covid vaccine has nothing to do with any actual medical concerns (vanishingly small chance) or religious concerns (non actual whatsoever), but only political, because it was not recklessly rushed out in order to give The Evil Shouty Yam of Hate and Chaos a win before the election and a protest that people in general have not wholly embraced the quack miracle cures despite actual medical guidance.

It's completely and utterly a programmed, contrarian tantrum in response, to reality not bending to their will snd whim as they feel it always should, nothing more nothing less. A suicidal tantrum, no less.
 
2021-10-28 4:23:36 AM  
Oh, he's toast! There's nothing Republican voters hate more than hypocrisy.
 
2021-10-28 4:25:09 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Those were real vaccines against actual diseases, not fake vaccines against the imaginary COVID bioweapon.


Fake vaccines which were developed in record-breaking time by President Warp Speed!
 
2021-10-28 4:41:46 AM  
"...a parent or, in the case of college students, the vaccine recipients themselves, could opt of the registry."

aaand... there goes your headline and narrative.

I'm certain it won't be long before HuffPost also reports that Florida now has the lowest Covid transmission rate in the country...
 
2021-10-28 4:53:49 AM  

Sumo Surfer: "...a parent or, in the case of college students, the vaccine recipients themselves, could opt of the registry."

aaand... there goes your headline and narrative.

I'm certain it won't be long before HuffPost also reports that Florida now has the lowest reported Covid transmission rate in the country...


FTFY. The state hired an antivaxxer, anti-masker conspiracy theorist and quack as Surgeon General, and you expect us to take their numbers seriously?
 
2021-10-28 5:26:59 AM  

LordJiro: FTFY. The state hired an antivaxxer, anti-masker conspiracy theorist and quack as Surgeon General, and you expect us to take their numbers seriously?


The responsibility to report Covid infections doesn't lie with Surgeon General. You can't substantiate your claim of fudged infection numbers with anything other than your own speculation. Try again
 
2021-10-28 5:55:10 AM  

Nicki Minaj's Cousin's Friend's Swollen Testicle: Gyrfalcon: Those were real vaccines against actual diseases, not fake vaccines against the imaginary COVID bioweapon.

Fake vaccines which were developed in record-breaking time by President Warp Speed!


Who responded with lightning speed to a fake crisis!
 
2021-10-28 6:13:26 AM  
You could advocate policies for running the government. This is hard and could put some people off. So the easy way, the coward's way is to just champion whatever the mob is grumbling about now. Republicans aren't leaders they are mob cheerleaders.
 
2021-10-28 6:40:08 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Those were real vaccines against actual diseases, not fake vaccines against the imaginary COVID bioweapon.


Hopefully the "jab" will be exempt from that database
 
2021-10-28 7:00:55 AM  

optikeye: Is this like a wedding gift registry. "Oh no, someone already bought the deviled egg dish.....hummmm.....opiates, lube, Season 1-3 of Supernatural and the '96 Dom Perignon"


Where do I send your wedding invite?
 
2021-10-28 7:25:09 AM  

Sumo Surfer: I'm certain it won't be long before HuffPost also reports that Florida now has the lowest Covid transmission rate in the country...


Citation Needed...
So here it is:

Oct 27: Florida is the state with lowest COVID rate in America
 
2021-10-28 7:32:53 AM  
You'd almost think he's a dick who will do anything -- literally, anything -- he thinks will engender political support from the MAGAt morons.
 
2021-10-28 7:50:45 AM  

Nicki Minaj's Cousin's Friend's Swollen Testicle: Gyrfalcon: Those were real vaccines against actual diseases, not fake vaccines against the imaginary COVID bioweapon.

Fake vaccines which were developed in record-breaking time by President Warp Speed!


which no one ever gives TFG credit for, Joe Biden wouldn't even have a vaccine to be rejected if it weren't for TFG.
 
2021-10-28 8:52:50 AM  

Avigdore: Sumo Surfer: I'm certain it won't be long before HuffPost also reports that Florida now has the lowest Covid transmission rate in the country...

Citation Needed...
So here it is:

Oct 27: Florida is the state with lowest COVID rate in America


Can't count them if you don't count them.

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2021-10-28 10:33:54 AM  

Hyjamon: Nicki Minaj's Cousin's Friend's Swollen Testicle: Gyrfalcon: Those were real vaccines against actual diseases, not fake vaccines against the imaginary COVID bioweapon.

Fake vaccines which were developed in record-breaking time by President Warp Speed!

which no one ever gives TFG credit for, Joe Biden wouldn't even have a vaccine to be rejected if it weren't for TFG.


He did get credit but let's face it, what'd he really do?  He tossed some money at some pharmas all the while bashing Fauci and the experts.  Then after trying to brag about getting a vaccine made, he turns around and through sheer stupidity indirectly convinces his mush-brained  followers to NOT even get it!!!
 
2021-10-28 10:44:44 AM  

Avigdore: Sumo Surfer: I'm certain it won't be long before HuffPost also reports that Florida now has the lowest Covid transmission rate in the country...

Citation Needed...
So here it is:

Oct 27: Florida is the state with lowest COVID rate in America


Thanks for posting this.

So while it's true that COVID waves may come - and go - regardless of what leaders like DeSantis do, the more important question is how their constituents do when those waves inevitably arrive.
And the bottom line is that this summer in Florida, people did not do as well as they should have. Why? Because far too many of them died. The raw numbers alone are staggering. In all of 2020 - before vaccines essentially eliminated the risk of death for most recipients - 23,384 Floridians died of COVID-19. Now nearly as many - 21,000 and counting - have died in the past four months alone. And another 135 Floridians are still dying, on average, every single day.
The relative numbers are even more damning. Before Delta hit, Florida ranked 26th in the nation for cumulative COVID deaths per capita; now it ranks ninth. What's more, three of the states above Florida on that list - New Jersey, New York and Massachusetts - suffered the bulk of their deaths right in the beginning of the pandemic, long before vaccinations and other interventions drastically reduced the virus's deadliness
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