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2021-10-27 5:43:32 PM  
He must be right. He has a Certificate Of Excellence. I'll bet Uncle Joe doesn't have a Certificate Of Excellence.
 
2021-10-27 7:09:44 PM  
Crack cocaine is one hell of a drug.
 
2021-10-27 7:41:13 PM  
He needs a court-ordered strait jacket and ball gag. Somebody get on that.
 
2021-10-27 10:07:41 PM  
"the MyPillow CEO has been talking up November 25 as the day that the Supreme Court will convene to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election. In fact, while you're stuffing the turkey, Lindell will be holding a multi-day "marathon" broadcast in honor of the occasion."


This is going to turn so many family Thanksgiving gatherings into rage fests and arguments.
 
2021-10-27 10:09:18 PM  
Thats gonna be a weird cover of Alice's Restaurant.
 
2021-10-27 10:11:38 PM  

New Rising Sun: "the MyPillow CEO has been talking up November 25 as the day that the Supreme Court will convene to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election. In fact, while you're stuffing the turkey, Lindell will be holding a multi-day "marathon" broadcast in honor of the occasion."


This is going to turn so many family Thanksgiving gatherings into rage fests and arguments.


Turn?
 
2021-10-27 10:12:04 PM  
I always try to figure out if these people are just playing a character on TV for whatever profit motive they can think of, or if they truly do live in the worlds that the say.

For example, I think Steve Bannon just decided he found a way to make a good living selling this nonsense to the most easily tricked among us, while I think Michael Flynn is totally immersed to the point where he believes he's actually like a warrior sent by God or something.
 
2021-10-27 10:13:42 PM  
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2021-10-27 10:16:35 PM  
biatch knows Upgreyedd is coming for his money, and soon.

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2021-10-27 10:17:55 PM  

New Rising Sun: "the MyPillow CEO has been talking up November 25 as the day that the Supreme Court will convene to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election. In fact, while you're stuffing the turkey, Lindell will be holding a multi-day "marathon" broadcast in honor of the occasion."


This is going to turn so many family Thanksgiving gatherings into rage fests and arguments.


Naw... he's going to be mainly running my pillow ads/black Friday deals....
If anyone is watching.
 
2021-10-27 10:18:09 PM  
And when that falls flat, which date will be the new big one, Mikey?
 
2021-10-27 10:19:26 PM  

nytmare: And when that falls flat, which date will be the new big one, Mikey?


February 31st
 
2021-10-27 10:20:50 PM  
Headline FTA:

"Mike Lindell Thinks 'Every Person In The World' Will Be Talking About His Multi-Day Thanksgiving 'Marathon' To Overturn The 2020 Election"

Oh, we'll be talking about it alright.  You  assholes are still trying to overturn the 2020 election.

You might want to start talking to the For-Profit Prison Industry about a MyPillow contract.  It's quite likely you'll be giving in-cell promo spots in the near future and you'll need product to hold during the ad.

F*cking traitor.
 
2021-10-27 10:20:50 PM  

New Rising Sun: "the MyPillow CEO has been talking up November 25 as the day that the Supreme Court will convene to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election. In fact, while you're stuffing the turkey, Lindell will be holding a multi-day "marathon" broadcast in honor of the occasion."


This is going to turn so many family Thanksgiving gatherings into rage fests and arguments.


If you don't know your family well enough to politely decline their invitation to Thanksgiving because they always blast Fox News at full volume (mom's hearing is going out) then you deserve the screaming match you allowed yourself to participate in
 
2021-10-27 10:21:03 PM  
"I cannot wait to drop this Supreme Court case the Tuesday at 9 a.m. before Thanksgiving and the whole world is going to be watching all this unfold over Thanksgiving," he told Steve Bannon on Friday (watch it above). "We're going to do a marathon from Wednesday night of Thanksgiving all the way to Sunday."

Seriously, these are quite clearly the ravings of an insane man. I can't think of anything else to say. Except that they should be pouring Seroquel down his throat with a turkey baster.
 
2021-10-27 10:21:56 PM  
Mike Lindell is a Saturday Morning cartoon con man.  Why the tapdancing fark does anyone take him seriously?
 
2021-10-27 10:21:57 PM  

Herb Utsmelz: He needs a court-ordered strait jacket and ball gag. Somebody get on that.


Fark is not your personal erotic site.

Though, I would forgive u if it was pskaki
 
2021-10-27 10:23:37 PM  
I'm enjoying watching Mike Lindell's descent into bankruptcy.
 
2021-10-27 10:32:22 PM  
Does he hang out with the guy who constantly predicts the exact date and time of Armageddon then claims god changed his mind when it doesn't happen?
 
2021-10-27 10:35:18 PM  

king of vegas: I always try to figure out if these people are just playing a character on TV for whatever profit motive they can think of, or if they truly do live in the worlds that the say.

For example, I think Steve Bannon just decided he found a way to make a good living selling this nonsense to the most easily tricked among us, while I think Michael Flynn is totally immersed to the point where he believes he's actually like a warrior sent by God or something.


Nah Steve Bannon's only doing his podcast shtick because it's a smokescreen. Bannon's real goal is to network various white nationalist groups across the globe so that it's easier to pool resources and that Hunagrian fascists can signal boost Italian ones can signal boost French ones, etc. The podcast also is a pretty easy how to for constructing small right-wing media projects that when combined make up the larger info sphere.
 
2021-10-27 10:35:37 PM  
This dude absolutely transcends all known levels of absolute stupidity. Dude stop inhaling cocaine everytime to you breathe. Half of America does not give a single solitary fark about America. Why do you expect anyone outside of America to give a fark?  Your hegemony is over.
 
2021-10-27 10:35:49 PM  
It's sad no one loves this guy enough to try get him help.

And by sad, I mean funny.
 
2021-10-27 10:37:26 PM  
Kick the fark down. I haven't seen real coke around here in years and I'm willing to listen to this kook for a bit for a sack, Nobody actually listens when the coke is good anyways.
 
2021-10-27 10:37:29 PM  
It's true! He has a Certificate of Non- Donkey Brain-ness!
 
2021-10-27 10:46:42 PM  

another one of them: Headline FTA:

"Mike Lindell Thinks 'Every Person In The World' Will Be Talking About His Multi-Day Thanksgiving 'Marathon' To Overturn The 2020 Election"

Oh, we'll be talking about it alright.  You  assholes are still trying to overturn the 2020 election.

You might want to start talking to the For-Profit Prison Industry about a MyPillow contract.  It's quite likely you'll be giving in-cell promo spots in the near future and you'll need product to hold during the ad.

F*cking traitor.


Well, watching him pass out and/or die from a drug overdose on live TV will get tongues wagging.
 
2021-10-27 10:47:23 PM  

another one of them: Headline FTA:

"Mike Lindell Thinks 'Every Person In The World' Will Be Talking About His Multi-Day Thanksgiving 'Marathon' To Overturn The 2020 Election"

Oh, we'll be talking about it alright.  You  assholes are still trying to overturn the 2020 election.

You might want to start talking to the For-Profit Prison Industry about a MyPillow contract.  It's quite likely you'll be giving in-cell promo spots in the near future and you'll need product to hold during the ad.

F*cking traitor.


BiteMyPillow ?
 
2021-10-27 10:50:54 PM  
In the latter part of the 19th century, a guy named Joshua Norton went broke when he tried to corner the rice market in San Francisco, and it drove him batty.  He proclaimed himself "Emperor Norton" and began issuing edicts and rulings, as well as paying for things around town with his own scrip (which merchants honored).  He ate free lunches at the taverns, sharing them with two stray dogs (that a local reporter called his cabinet).  And on his most wigged-out day, he showed more sense and humanity than Lindell regularly exhibits.  (Norton had a cooler moustache, too.)
 
2021-10-27 10:56:02 PM  
Im pretty sure the SC will be in recess... yup the week of thanksgiving they are not in sesstion... so
 
2021-10-27 10:56:28 PM  

joepennerlives: In the latter part of the 19th century, a guy named Joshua Norton went broke when he tried to corner the rice market in San Francisco, and it drove him batty.  He proclaimed himself "Emperor Norton" and began issuing edicts and rulings, as well as paying for things around town with his own scrip (which merchants honored).  He ate free lunches at the taverns, sharing them with two stray dogs (that a local reporter called his cabinet).  And on his most wigged-out day, he showed more sense and humanity than Lindell regularly exhibits.  (Norton had a cooler moustache, too.)


Norton I., Emperor of the United States, Protector of Mexico.
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2021-10-27 10:57:16 PM  

joepennerlives: In the latter part of the 19th century, a guy named Joshua Norton went broke when he tried to corner the rice market in San Francisco, and it drove him batty.  He proclaimed himself "Emperor Norton" and began issuing edicts and rulings, as well as paying for things around town with his own scrip (which merchants honored).  He ate free lunches at the taverns, sharing them with two stray dogs (that a local reporter called his cabinet).  And on his most wigged-out day, he showed more sense and humanity than Lindell regularly exhibits.  (Norton had a cooler moustache, too.)


I LOVE emporor norton.  He even wrote to Lincon demanding he give him california. the dude was nuts but farking awesome.
 
2021-10-27 10:57:29 PM  
$5,000 says he is wrong.
You up for the bet, mike?
 
2021-10-27 11:00:06 PM  

DarkDawg: Im pretty sure the SC will be in recess... yup the week of thanksgiving they are not in sesstion... so


Wouldn't matter much if they were in session. There is no mechanism for the Supreme Court to do anything at all involved with unseating a sitting President.

Even if the guy wasn't a lunatic and every fever dream he had were true, there isn't a cause of action to do what he's trying to do.
 
2021-10-27 11:04:12 PM  

krispos42: another one of them: Headline FTA:

"Mike Lindell Thinks 'Every Person In The World' Will Be Talking About His Multi-Day Thanksgiving 'Marathon' To Overturn The 2020 Election"

Oh, we'll be talking about it alright.  You  assholes are still trying to overturn the 2020 election.

You might want to start talking to the For-Profit Prison Industry about a MyPillow contract.  It's quite likely you'll be giving in-cell promo spots in the near future and you'll need product to hold during the ad.

F*cking traitor.

Well, watching him pass out and/or die from a drug overdose on live TV will get tongues wagging.


or choke to death on a meatloaf

/amirite
 
2021-10-27 11:12:35 PM  
Its times like this that I am really disappointed that the panic over gene manipulation turned out to be a big dud. I want to live in a world where the last we saw of this man was blurry cell phone video as he was snatched away by a giant eagle and flown towards a large pile of sticks on some distant mountaintop. Is that too much to ask?
 
2021-10-27 11:14:42 PM  

nytmare: And when that falls flat, which date will be the new big one, Mikey?


His Christmas Special , With Santa , Hookers , Blackjack and lots of Snow  ..
 
2021-10-27 11:18:48 PM  
He doesn't mention what loser channel is going to carry this marathon.
 
2021-10-27 11:19:10 PM  
The only Thanksgiving Marathons I'm interested in.

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2021-10-27 11:20:54 PM  
Just farking die already.
 
2021-10-27 11:29:15 PM  

mikalmd: nytmare: And when that falls flat, which date will be the new big one, Mikey?

His Christmas Special , With Santa , Hookers , Blackjack and lots of Snow  ..


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2021-10-27 11:30:33 PM  
It's been a goddamned year. FFS give it up. You lost.
 
2021-10-27 11:36:09 PM  
This turd burglar needs to just go the fark away. I'm surprised he hasn't had a stroke or heart attack yet.
 
2021-10-27 11:36:58 PM  
If he keeps spending like this I expect Dominion to file a cease and desist order.
 
2021-10-27 11:42:26 PM  
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"Hey world, watch me pull an election victory out of my hat!"
"But Mike, that trick never works."
 
2021-10-27 11:54:28 PM  
When Steve Brannon is backing away, you know it is Bull.
 
2021-10-28 12:16:23 AM  

joaquin closet: It's been a goddamned year. FFS give it up. You lost.


How else is he going to stay relevant solvent?
 
2021-10-28 12:29:33 AM  

Notabunny: He must be right. He has a Certificate Of Excellence. I'll bet Uncle Joe doesn't have a Certificate Of Excellence.


do you think he would trade it for some in game merch?
 
2021-10-28 12:32:18 AM  
He's been complaining about election fraud, while selling the Dominion software code, used for elections, to Russia.
 
2021-10-28 12:42:47 AM  
I'm so bored with this loser.
 
2021-10-28 12:44:05 AM  
Didn't he promise a similar thing in South Dakota? That lasted maybe an hour before he left?

Such bizarro kabuki theater.
 
2021-10-28 12:47:46 AM  
May the fent coke be with you, cheeto fluffer.
 
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