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1376 clicks; posted to Business » and Food » on 27 Oct 2021 at 6:35 PM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-10-27 6:09:02 PM  
"Sick" tag in the hospital, subs?
 
2021-10-27 6:37:52 PM  
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2021-10-27 6:44:28 PM  
If a word has extra letters that it doesn't need at all, that's how nature is telling you that thing is dangerous. Like how poisonous snakes are orange with exclamation points all over them, or how a punk rocker has '666' tattooed on their head.
 
2021-10-27 6:47:49 PM  

AstroJesus: If a word has extra letters that it doesn't need at all, that's how nature is telling you that thing is dangerous. Like how poisonous snakes are orange with exclamation points all over them, or how a punk rocker has '666' tattooed on their head.


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2021-10-27 7:04:17 PM  
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/...with mint frosting
 
2021-10-27 7:11:45 PM  
Some fast-food items contain chemicals linked to serious health problems

Why do you have to go any farther than this headline, and who the fark doesn't know it?
 
2021-10-27 7:12:40 PM  

tintar: [Fark user image 425x328]


/...with mint frosting


Wrong thread or just a little high?
:)P
 
2021-10-27 7:21:01 PM  
Still not eating your fake "meat", you vegan screwheads.
 
2021-10-27 7:39:14 PM  

Percise1: tintar: [Fark user image 425x328]


/...with mint frosting

Wrong thread or just a little high?
:)P


pfft I wish!

/nothing against the stuff, I just ain't enjoy it my-ownself
 
2021-10-27 7:47:42 PM  

tintar: Percise1: tintar: [Fark user image 425x328]


/...with mint frosting

Wrong thread or just a little high?
:)P

pfft I wish!

/nothing against the stuff, I just ain't enjoy it my-ownself


Just wait until the Cellular Peptide-Pod Challenge sweeps through social media.
 
2021-10-27 7:57:28 PM  

tintar: [Fark user image 425x328]


/...with mint frosting


Shouldn't that be red if it's going to be eaten?
 
2021-10-27 7:59:20 PM  
Just did a search for San Antonio Refinery Fire. I might be on to something.
 
2021-10-27 8:25:26 PM  

Percise1: Some fast-food items contain chemicals linked to serious health problems

Why do you have to go any farther than this headline, and who the fark doesn't know it?


Wait.  McDonald's, Burger King, Pizza Hut, Domino's, Taco Bell and Chipotle are bad for us?
 
2021-10-27 8:28:39 PM  

tintar: [Fark user image image 425x328]


/...with mint frosting


Don't eat it if the frosting is red.
 
2021-10-27 8:29:41 PM  

Trocadero: AstroJesus: If a word has extra letters that it doesn't need at all, that's how nature is telling you that thing is dangerous. Like how poisonous snakes are orange with exclamation points all over them, or how a punk rocker has '666' tattooed on their head.

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How do you know I wasn't referring to the Asian Tiger snake, "Yamakagashi", Rhabdophis tigrinus, from Japan, which is poisonous because it eats poisonous toads?
 
2021-10-27 8:31:31 PM  
I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead
Youtube kAOYUTdkM-w
 
2021-10-27 8:46:53 PM  
They didn't mention Wendy's. So my once in a great while hankering for nostalgic JBCs is safe!

Their kitchens definitely kick the shiat out of the horrors I've seen in McDonald's or Taco Bell.
 
2021-10-27 8:50:47 PM  

AstroJesus: Trocadero: AstroJesus: If a word has extra letters that it doesn't need at all, that's how nature is telling you that thing is dangerous. Like how poisonous snakes are orange with exclamation points all over them, or how a punk rocker has '666' tattooed on their head.

[learnaboutcritters.org image 480x277]

How do you know I wasn't referring to the Asian Tiger snake, "Yamakagashi", Rhabdophis tigrinus, from Japan, which is poisonous because it eats poisonous toads?


osnaPPP!

/also now I want to eat one
//deep-fried nugs, please
///is it possible to make a dipping sauce out of the frogs
 
2021-10-27 9:01:21 PM  

tintar: Percise1: tintar: [Fark user image 425x328]


/...with mint frosting

Wrong thread or just a little high?
:)P

pfft I wish!

/nothing against the stuff, I just ain't enjoy it my-ownself


Well, get to it then, man!

dbirchall: Percise1: Some fast-food items contain chemicals linked to serious health problems

Why do you have to go any farther than this headline, and who the fark doesn't know it?

Wait.  McDonald's, Burger King, Pizza Hut, Domino's, Taco Bell and Chipotle are bad for us?


SHHH!!! You'll start a riot!
 
2021-10-27 9:03:49 PM  
George Carlin: Earth with Plastic
Youtube rld0KDcan_w
 
2021-10-27 9:07:39 PM  
It's not so much that I expect fast food to be good for me, I just expect our food safety system to prevent shiatty food companies from feeding us harmful chemicals?

/ why are you laughing? 
// we haven't advanced much from upton sinclair's The Jungle
 
2021-10-27 9:11:05 PM  

Percise1: Well, get to it then, man!


dude, I am unashamedly (Narrator: ok, there's maybe a little shame?) swilling Steel Reserve from a 16oz can, I promise I'm trying?
 
2021-10-27 9:15:00 PM  
I wonder if this is why they stopped making the Caesar Salad Shaker with ptomaine lettuce?
 
2021-10-27 9:26:07 PM  

tintar: Percise1: Well, get to it then, man!

dude, I am unashamedly (Narrator: ok, there's maybe a little shame?) swilling Steel Reserve from a 16oz can, I promise I'm trying?


At least you didn't glass it. ;)

I have to stay all sorts of sober, unfortunately. A little buzz would be nice, but I may have to pick the wife up from the hospital. Responsibility and all that...
 
2021-10-27 9:49:59 PM  
And they told you Chipotle was organic or some shiat. Good to know it's just as shiatty as McDonald's.

/Already believed so
//Will still eat there if nothing better is available
 
2021-10-27 10:08:48 PM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: And they told you Chipotle was organic or some shiat. Good to know it's just as shiatty as McDonald's.

/Already believed so
//Will still eat there if nothing better is available


Had Chipotle last week as "tired really need calories" and a farker told me to hit up Cafe Rio here in Utah. Holy shiat is it night and day.

Farking grill faces you so you see half chickens and steak and shiat cooking on the grill, no plastic wrapped tortillas, a damn tortilla machine Is the first thing you see on the line. "Cilantro lime rice" we all know is BS at Chipotle. But this damn chain nailed everything from the steak to the black beans and rice.

It was maybe 2 or 3 dollars more expensive, but after Chipotle and 48 hours of fasting (I just wanted to get to work and sleep) it was fast food and absolutely delicious. And took less time than the Chipotle up the street.
 
2021-10-27 10:11:00 PM  
Chipotle
Pilates
Phthalates
Cthulhu
tchotchkes
Ikea

Make your speech recognition software earn its keep, people. Nobody rides for free!
 
2021-10-27 11:44:12 PM  

dbirchall: Wait.  McDonald's, Burger King, Pizza Hut, Domino's, Taco Bell and Chipotle are bad for us?


I'll have you know that my DoorDash categorizes Chipotle under the 'Healthy' tab.
 
2021-10-28 6:27:18 AM  
If people cared about fast food being bad for them, they would have gone out of business long ago.
 
2021-10-28 7:04:31 AM  

Jake Havechek: Still not eating your fake "meat", you vegan screwheads.


I tried Beyond Burger. It was fair, but too salty.
 
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