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(Daily Star)   24-year-old woman realizes she could die a "virgin" due to pandemic, so she does the only logical thing. Difficulty: Woman was already a porn star (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
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2021-10-27 1:11:29 PM  
Sharp Knees. etc.
 
2021-10-27 1:14:02 PM  
1. The article is an ad for her Only Fans page.

2. According to the article, she's a virgin because she had only slept with women in her porn videos before her first time with a man. (Chasing Amy reference, anyone?)

2. OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE. Look, I know that every generation develops its own styles and fashions that the old people think are weird. But seriously? What is up with the fake, alien-looking shiat today?

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2021-10-27 1:15:12 PM  

bostonguy: 2. OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE. Look, I know that every generation develops its own styles and fashions that the old people think are weird. But seriously? What is up with the fake, alien-looking shiat today?


That should be point number three.
 
2021-10-27 1:25:45 PM  

bostonguy: But seriously? What is up with the fake, alien-looking shiat today?


on the underside of her lips there's a tattoo..."inflate to 50lbs"

/not a fan of anything fake on a women.
 
2021-10-27 1:25:55 PM  

bostonguy: bostonguy: 2. OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE. Look, I know that every generation develops its own styles and fashions that the old people think are weird. But seriously? What is up with the fake, alien-looking shiat today?

That should be point number three.


Marketing, mostly
 
2021-10-27 1:26:01 PM  
Virgin porn stars are not uncommon.
 
2021-10-27 1:26:20 PM  
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2021-10-27 1:26:28 PM  
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2021-10-27 1:26:42 PM  

bostonguy: Chasing Amy reference, anyone?


ok...I'll go first...

Nubian?
 
2021-10-27 1:27:07 PM  
bostonguy:

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Blow up doll technology sure has come a long way.
 
2021-10-27 1:27:20 PM  

bostonguy: 1. The article is an ad for her Only Fans page.

2. According to the article, she's a virgin because she had only slept with women in her porn videos before her first time with a man. (Chasing Amy reference, anyone?)

2. OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE. Look, I know that every generation develops its own styles and fashions that the old people think are weird. But seriously? What is up with the fake, alien-looking shiat today?

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Never date a woman who puts makeup on with a putty knife.
 
2021-10-27 1:27:28 PM  
Dear Penthouse I never thought it would happen to me...
 
2021-10-27 1:27:29 PM  

bostonguy: bostonguy: 2. OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE. Look, I know that every generation develops its own styles and fashions that the old people think are weird. But seriously? What is up with the fake, alien-looking shiat today?

That should be point number three.


He likes #2. Don't judge.
 
2021-10-27 1:27:32 PM  
So this is not counting butt and mouth stuff?
 
2021-10-27 1:27:34 PM  
I will take "Things That Never Happened" for $200 Alex.
 
2021-10-27 1:27:41 PM  
So we're just throwing the word "star" onto this nobody?
 
2021-10-27 1:27:44 PM  

Stud Gerbil: Virgin porn stars are not uncommon.


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2021-10-27 1:28:00 PM  

bostonguy: 1. The article is an ad for her Only Fans page.


2. OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE. Look, I know that every generation develops its own styles and fashions that the old people think are weird. But seriously? What is up with the fake, alien-looking shiat today?


because hiding every real or perceived physical flaw is the most important thing, no matter how fuched-up you look as a result.   Putting your mental flaws on full display, celebrating them really, is highly encouraged though.
 
2021-10-27 1:28:07 PM  

bostonguy: 1. The article is an ad for her Only Fans page.

2. According to the article, she's a virgin because she had only slept with women in her porn videos before her first time with a man. (Chasing Amy reference, anyone?)

2. OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE. Look, I know that every generation develops its own styles and fashions that the old people think are weird. But seriously? What is up with the fake, alien-looking shiat today?

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While scanning the "article" I asked myself "WTF am I looking at?" That's not just generational style changes. That's body dysmorphic disorder and an irresponsible surgeon.
 
2021-10-27 1:28:21 PM  

steklo: bostonguy: Chasing Amy reference, anyone?

ok...I'll go first...

Nubian?


Finger cuffs?
 
2021-10-27 1:28:55 PM  
No matter what gender you are, what you look like, what you smell like, how you do your makeup, how much hair you have you will always be someone's dream lay.

Fetishes are funny that way.
 
2021-10-27 1:29:07 PM  

MrSplifferton: Never date a woman who puts makeup on with a putty knife.


Fixed.
 
2021-10-27 1:29:33 PM  

steklo: bostonguy: Chasing Amy reference, anyone?

ok...I'll go first...

Nubian?


* hits buzzer *

"What's a"?
 
2021-10-27 1:29:37 PM  
She fixes the cable?
 
2021-10-27 1:30:05 PM  

zeroman987: ffs?


Finger cuffs was too obvious. So I went with Nubian.
 
2021-10-27 1:30:23 PM  

steklo: bostonguy: But seriously? What is up with the fake, alien-looking shiat today?

on the underside of her lips there's a tattoo..."inflate to 50lbs"

/not a fan of anything fake on a women.


Sometimes things happen. Cancer and whatnot. I won't shame a woman trying to feel right in her own skin but goddamn, how does someone look at this and be like "yeah, that's what I want, the face of a puffer lionfish"
 
2021-10-27 1:30:52 PM  

bostonguy: steklo: bostonguy: Chasing Amy reference, anyone?

ok...I'll go first...

Nubian?

* hits buzzer *

"What's a"?


Congrats on winning the daily double!
 
2021-10-27 1:30:58 PM  
What men find her attractive?
 
2021-10-27 1:31:20 PM  

steklo: bostonguy: Chasing Amy reference, anyone?

ok...I'll go first...

Nubian?


What's a Nubian?
 
2021-10-27 1:31:35 PM  

bostonguy: 1. The article is an ad for her Only Fans page.

2. According to the article, she's a virgin because she had only slept with women in her porn videos before her first time with a man. (Chasing Amy reference, anyone?)

2. OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE. Look, I know that every generation develops its own styles and fashions that the old people think are weird. But seriously? What is up with the fake, alien-looking shiat today?

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Pfft she is a Hero! I think is is obvious she bravely saved a double decker school bus with children on it from several swarms of angry wasps with her lips.
 
2021-10-27 1:31:50 PM  
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2021-10-27 1:32:18 PM  

steklo: bostonguy: Chasing Amy reference, anyone?

ok...I'll go first...

Nubian?


STFU!
 
2021-10-27 1:32:35 PM  

bostonguy: 2. OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE. Look, I know that every generation develops its own styles and fashions that the old people think are weird. But seriously? What is up with the fake, alien-looking shiat today?


A desire to look like the dolls they had growing up? I don't know.

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2021-10-27 1:32:42 PM  
Virginity is a concept only useful for commodifying women.
 
2021-10-27 1:32:55 PM  
this is peak Fark, right here.
 
2021-10-27 1:33:39 PM  

Malenfant: That's not just generational style changes. That's body dysmorphic disorder and an irresponsible surgeon.


Right. Generational fads are about different styles of music, hair, fashion, and slang. Not about permanent body modifications.

That's why I do not understand why tattoos all over one's body have become the new thing. Why would you permanently change your body in such as massive way for a trend that will be over in 5-10 years? That's not like growing your hair long or cutting it short.
 
2021-10-27 1:34:55 PM  

NuclearPenguins: So we're just throwing the word "star" onto this nobody?


I think they named it themselves.
But most British "news" is not any better.
It's all tabloid trash.
That's where most American stuff was inspired by.
 
2021-10-27 1:36:23 PM  

The Brains: how does someone look at this and be like "yeah, that's what I want, the face of a puffer lionfish"


It's probably the same thing with people who are Anorexic . They look in the mirror and they see themselves in a way that others don't and therefore they do what they can to please themselves.

"I don't look pretty enough, maybe if I inflate my lips to 50lbs I'll look better"
 
2021-10-27 1:36:42 PM  
Guess I'll skip that episode.  Randalls podcast is awesome, BTW.
 
2021-10-27 1:36:53 PM  
Garfunkel and Oates - The Loophole Song

Techincallyavirgin (dot) com
 
2021-10-27 1:39:12 PM  
Having sex with another person (IRL, not "virtually") makes you not a virgin.

It isn't dependent on a penis. But I'm sure this got plenty of attention on her social media whatevers. There are men who are just as willing to "believe" she's a virgin as there are ones who "believe" a 14-year-old "looks" 18.

Also, yeah, her giant lips look stupid.
 
2021-10-27 1:39:18 PM  
Ah, gay for pay

makes sense
 
2021-10-27 1:39:20 PM  

madgonad: What men find her attractive?


drunks, insecure men, men with a fetish for big fat lips?

I dunno.

Like I said earlier....Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Some man will find her pretty enough to bang the hell out of her.

It won't be me, that's for sure.
 
2021-10-27 1:40:52 PM  

bostonguy: 1. The article is an ad for her Only Fans page.

2. According to the article, she's a virgin because she had only slept with women in her porn videos before her first time with a man. (Chasing Amy reference, anyone?)

2. OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE. Look, I know that every generation develops its own styles and fashions that the old people think are weird. But seriously? What is up with the fake, alien-looking shiat today?

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2021-10-27 1:42:01 PM  
Also, yeah, the concept of "virginity" as something desirable in women is dumb.
 
2021-10-27 1:42:58 PM  

madgonad: What men find her attractive?


Neckbeards who compare all women to the girls from High School of the Dead.
 
2021-10-27 1:43:30 PM  

NuclearPenguins: So we're just throwing the word "star" onto this nobody?


Haven't we been doing that for the last 20 or 30 years or so?
 
2021-10-27 1:44:49 PM  

bostonguy: 1. The article is an ad for her Only Fans page.

2. According to the article, she's a virgin because she had only slept with women in her porn videos before her first time with a man. (Chasing Amy reference, anyone?)

2. OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE. Look, I know that every generation develops its own styles and fashions that the old people think are weird. But seriously? What is up with the fake, alien-looking shiat today?

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Instagram achieved self-awareness and decided to play the long game with our extermination by application of filters?
 
2021-10-27 1:46:10 PM  
I 100% do not understand someone intentionally doing that to their lips.
 
2021-10-27 1:50:41 PM  
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The Real Dolls are almost human looking.

Almost.
 
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