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(Law and Crime)   When your defense for being accused of murdering your husband is "Eddie Munster is the REAL killer", well, maybe hold off on picking out appetizers to serve for your post-acquittal party   (lawandcrime.com) divider line
    More: Unlikely, Butch Patrick, The Munsters, Eddie Munster, Cindy Schulz-Juedes, Patrick Alan Lilley, defense attorneys, main reason, Ken Juedes  
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2021-10-27 9:14:07 AM  
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2021-10-27 9:52:06 AM  
He's so butch...
 
2021-10-27 10:08:56 AM  
Holy shiat, it's the attack of Eddie Munster!

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2021-10-27 10:09:39 AM  
I thought Chewbacca was the real killer.

/if the widows peak fits you must acquit
 
2021-10-27 10:10:06 AM  
His mother is a vampire, his father is Frankenstein's monster, but he is a werewolf.
Someone might want to do a blood test. Lily seems to have been sleeping around.
 
2021-10-27 10:11:04 AM  
Should he hire OJ to find the real killers or focus his efforts on penning a book about how he would get the job done if he were the killer?
 
2021-10-27 10:11:29 AM  
Shameful brush-with-fame-csb: I held my wedding reception at the Monster Hall Raceway back in 1996. Had no idea anyone actually associated with the Munsters had any involvement with the property.
 
2021-10-27 10:12:24 AM  
Ed Munster was a state senator in CT for a couple years in the 90s. Who knows what else he could have gotten up to?
 
2021-10-27 10:12:33 AM  
wait, it isn't always EM?
 
2021-10-27 10:14:13 AM  
I ask you, does that look like the face of a lunatic murderer?
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2021-10-27 10:14:21 AM  
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2021-10-27 10:14:23 AM  
Subby, have you been to a post-acquittal party with no appetizers? It ruins the mojo!
 
2021-10-27 10:17:23 AM  

Walker: His mother is a vampire, his father is Frankenstein's monster, but he is a werewolf.
Someone might want to do a blood test. Lily seems to have been sleeping around.


Frankenstein's monster was cobbled together from several corpses. Who's to say where his schwanzstucker originated.
 
2021-10-27 10:18:54 AM  

anuran: I ask you, does that look like the face of a lunatic murderer?
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Yarp.
 
2021-10-27 10:20:46 AM  

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so many monkeys were touched that day...
 
2021-10-27 10:21:11 AM  

anuran: I ask you, does that look like the face of a lunatic murderer?
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Yes.

/He Cruzed into that homicide
 
2021-10-27 10:23:30 AM  
"The main reason was because of the creasing of the fingers, which happens as we age, it's a natural process; the older we get the more creases your fingers have and so that deterred me from making an identification," Weismantel reportedly said.

Geez.  All you have to do is put the fingerprint up on the main screen and hit esc 3 or 4 times.  Then run it against all the people living or dead in the database and watch everyone's face and fingerprint flash by.

Sorry if I got too technical
 
2021-10-27 10:28:17 AM  

anuran: I ask you, does that look like the face of a lunatic murderer?
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Hey now! Not all used car salesmen are murderers.
 
2021-10-27 10:29:05 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: "The main reason was because of the creasing of the fingers, which happens as we age, it's a natural process; the older we get the more creases your fingers have and so that deterred me from making an identification," Weismantel reportedly said.

Geez.  All you have to do is put the fingerprint up on the main screen and hit esc 3 or 4 times.  Then run it against all the people living or dead in the database and watch everyone's face and fingerprint flash by.

Sorry if I got too technical


You forgot to Enhance
 
2021-10-27 10:30:20 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: "The main reason was because of the creasing of the fingers, which happens as we age, it's a natural process; the older we get the more creases your fingers have and so that deterred me from making an identification," Weismantel reportedly said.

Geez.  All you have to do is put the fingerprint up on the main screen and hit esc 3 or 4 times.  Then run it against all the people living or dead in the database and watch everyone's face and fingerprint flash by.

Sorry if I got too technical


It's like they've never seen an episode of CSI or NCIS!

Enhance, enhance, focus on that corner, and enhance!
 
2021-10-27 10:30:32 AM  
Butch Patrick kind of looks like William C Macy...as a Simpson cartoon.

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2021-10-27 10:43:35 AM  

Eravior: Walker: His mother is a vampire, his father is Frankenstein's monster, but he is a werewolf.
Someone might want to do a blood test. Lily seems to have been sleeping around.

Frankenstein's monster was cobbled together from several corpses. Who's to say where his schwanzstucker originated.


He was very popular
 
2021-10-27 10:46:19 AM  
That doesn't even make sense. Eddy Munster's been dead since the Nixon administration. Pop Rocks and Pepsi was his undoing, at least that's what I remember.
 
2021-10-27 10:51:15 AM  
He was at Dragoncon when the murder happened, so I'm pretty sure he didn't do it.
 
2021-10-27 10:53:20 AM  

Walker: His mother is a vampire, his father is Frankenstein's monster, but he is a werewolf.
Someone might want to do a blood test. Lily seems to have been sleeping around.


I bet it was a sperm donor.  Herman's unlikely to have any viable sperm (even though he's always stiff).

Nick Nostril: That doesn't even make sense. Eddy Munster's been dead since the Nixon administration. Pop Rocks and Pepsi was his undoing, at least that's what I remember.


You're thinking of Mikey from Life cereal.
 
2021-10-27 11:01:29 AM  
Rev. Skarekroe:

Nick Nostril: That doesn't even make sense. Eddy Munster's been dead since the Nixon administration. Pop Rocks and Pepsi was his undoing, at least that's what I remember.

You're thinking of Mikey from Life cereal.


Goddammit, you're right.
 
2021-10-27 11:01:53 AM  
I DON'T WANT ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THE TABLES!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZBwP​m​la8QQ
 
2021-10-27 11:02:11 AM  
Eddie's dad did work at a funeral parlor. May have gotten a deep discount or employee rate on services.
 
2021-10-27 11:06:38 AM  

Eravior: Walker: His mother is a vampire, his father is Frankenstein's monster, but he is a werewolf.
Someone might want to do a blood test. Lily seems to have been sleeping around.

Frankenstein's monster was cobbled together from several corpses. Who's to say where his schwanzstucker originated.


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2021-10-27 11:10:28 AM  
She actually didn't blame Eddie Munster! I've seen this a ton of times!
 
2021-10-27 11:15:33 AM  

bumfuzzled: Harry Freakstorm: "The main reason was because of the creasing of the fingers, which happens as we age, it's a natural process; the older we get the more creases your fingers have and so that deterred me from making an identification," Weismantel reportedly said.

Geez.  All you have to do is put the fingerprint up on the main screen and hit esc 3 or 4 times.  Then run it against all the people living or dead in the database and watch everyone's face and fingerprint flash by.

Sorry if I got too technical

It's like they've never seen an episode of CSI or NCIS!

Enhance, enhance, focus on that corner, and enhance!


esc (enhance).....esc(enhance)....esc(focu​s on that corner).....esc(enhance)  4 esc.  5 esc opens a DOS screen and scrolls massive text
 
2021-10-27 11:31:58 AM  
Eddie Munster was such a cute kid. But now he's turned into a middle-aged white male Republican.

Burn it. Burn it with fire.

I would also accept sticking a brick in his mouth and beheading him, then burying him at a crossroads in unconsecrated ground.

Traditional values.
 
2021-10-27 11:35:47 AM  
Holy crap. I am old enough to remember this show and grew up on the reruns. Had to google it. I had no freaking idea Lily Munster was hot. Might have to go back and catch a few episodes. Yvonne DeCarlo. Hubba hubba
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2021-10-27 11:39:13 AM  

Walker: His mother is a vampire, his father is Frankenstein's monster, but he is a werewolf.
Someone might want to do a blood test. Lily seems to have been sleeping around.


I'm a black bat, babe, bangin' on your window pane
I'm a black bat, baby, bangin' on your window pane
I'm a black bat, babe, I need my high octane
 
2021-10-27 11:51:11 AM  
Sounds like defense is throwing shiat at the wall hoping something sticks. It wasn't my client, it as this person, or this one or that one, or etc.
 
2021-10-27 11:52:49 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: bumfuzzled: Harry Freakstorm: "The main reason was because of the creasing of the fingers, which happens as we age, it's a natural process; the older we get the more creases your fingers have and so that deterred me from making an identification," Weismantel reportedly said.

Geez.  All you have to do is put the fingerprint up on the main screen and hit esc 3 or 4 times.  Then run it against all the people living or dead in the database and watch everyone's face and fingerprint flash by.

Sorry if I got too technical

It's like they've never seen an episode of CSI or NCIS!

Enhance, enhance, focus on that corner, and enhance!

esc (enhance).....esc(enhance)....esc(focu​s on that corner).....esc(enhance)  4 esc.  5 esc opens a DOS screen and scrolls massive text


Focus on that license plate that's at an odd angle! Enhance!

There's a shoe print on that sidewalk. Run a program that will give us size and brand!

Run those two things through a national database that will return a result in ten seconds! We have the killer/rapist!
 
2021-10-27 11:56:16 AM  
Lilley reportedly told the court he did not know with certainty where he was the day Juedes was killed but said he had recently learned that he was in Atlanta the following weekend to attend an event. He said he had not done any additional work to pinpoint his whereabouts on Aug. 30, 2006.

DragonCon?

TIL two things:

1. Butch Patrick is still alive.

B. Never invest in a Landwehr in Wisconsin.
 
Oak
2021-10-27 12:10:55 PM  
Alec Watson not involved.
 
2021-10-27 12:14:51 PM  

stuffy: Sounds like defense is throwing shiat at the wall hoping something sticks. It wasn't my client, it as this person, or this one or that one, or etc.


Definitely.  Reading through that article was like the ending of "Murder on the Orient Express." Everybody's guilty! I was starting to think that *I* might have somehow been involved in the crime...
 
2021-10-27 12:25:01 PM  
The 1980s music video he made is so bad that I assume he's guilty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRPEQ​K​NAxpk
 
2021-10-27 12:33:44 PM  
"I want to see you play Eddie Munster covered in SORES!"

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2021-10-27 12:41:59 PM  

Eravior: Walker: His mother is a vampire, his father is Frankenstein's monster, but he is a werewolf.
Someone might want to do a blood test. Lily seems to have been sleeping around.

Frankenstein's monster was cobbled together from several corpses. Who's to say where his schwanzstucker originated.


He's got wolfman nards!
 
2021-10-27 1:23:14 PM  

bumfuzzled: Harry Freakstorm: bumfuzzled: Harry Freakstorm: "The main reason was because of the creasing of the fingers, which happens as we age, it's a natural process; the older we get the more creases your fingers have and so that deterred me from making an identification," Weismantel reportedly said.

Geez.  All you have to do is put the fingerprint up on the main screen and hit esc 3 or 4 times.  Then run it against all the people living or dead in the database and watch everyone's face and fingerprint flash by.

Sorry if I got too technical

It's like they've never seen an episode of CSI or NCIS!

Enhance, enhance, focus on that corner, and enhance!

esc (enhance).....esc(enhance)....esc(focu​s on that corner).....esc(enhance)  4 esc.  5 esc opens a DOS screen and scrolls massive text

Focus on that license plate that's at an odd angle! Enhance!

There's a shoe print on that sidewalk. Run a program that will give us size and brand!

Run those two things through a national database that will return a result in ten seconds! We have the killer/rapist!


Fun fact:  The FBI database of shoes for matching shoeprints is nicknamed Sole Mate.
 
2021-10-27 2:36:04 PM  
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2021-10-27 3:07:02 PM  

brantgoose: Eddie Munster was such a cute kid. But now he's turned into a middle-aged white male Republican.

Burn it. Burn it with fire.

I would also accept sticking a brick in his mouth and beheading him, then burying him at a crossroads in unconsecrated ground.

Traditional values.


That's a new one.

Hey Nurse! Holy crap. I am old enough to remember this show and grew up on the reruns. Had to google it. I had no freaking idea Lily Munster was hot. Might have to go back and catch a few episodes. Yvonne DeCarlo. Hubba hubba

Have I got just the thing for you, from Jimmy Flintstone studios.
 
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