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(Metro)   Phil Collins will be asked about his hygiene under oath as his estranged wife pursues her goal to sue-sue-sssudio him into oblivion   (metro.co.uk) divider line
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2021-10-27 9:36:44 AM  
When you have had that many failed marriages, maybe, just maybe, it's not them.
 
2021-10-27 10:31:01 AM  
He used to be huge, take a look at him now.


/with that joke I missed again...
 
2021-10-27 12:39:19 PM  
Phil Collins - I Don't Care Anymore (Official Music Video)
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2021-10-27 12:50:26 PM  

Demetrius: When you have had that many failed marriages, maybe, just maybe, it's not them.


There exists on earth a segment of the human race who totally and completely suck at relationships and have no intention of improving their suckitude.

The trail of human wreckage left in their wake out front shoulda toldja.
 
2021-10-27 1:13:15 PM  
So something really IS in the air tonight!
 
2021-10-27 1:14:52 PM  

DaWormyPimpsta: Demetrius: When you have had that many failed marriages, maybe, just maybe, it's not them.

There exists on earth a segment of the human race who totally and completely suck at relationships and have no intention of improving their suckitude.

The trail of human wreckage left in their wake out front shoulda toldja.


My ex friend who was on marriage 3 by the age of 24 nods his head in approval.
 
2021-10-27 1:23:30 PM  

Demetrius: When you have had that many failed marriages, maybe, just maybe, it's not them.


the number of people i meet who have gone through divorce twice and are looking to get married again just floors me especially when they obviously haven't done anything to better understand their failings or what they really want from a partner.

whenever Mrs Scarf would ask me "if i die will you get remarried?" i could honestly reply with "hell no!"  then she asks why, "once is more than enough" i would say   i think she is happy i wouldn't but not so much about the why.
 
2021-10-27 1:48:22 PM  
Hygiene has always been an issue in the UK. It's very crowded there & peeps rely on a protective "stench zone" to ensure personal space.
I'm still a practitioner of this even though I'm presently a work-at-home schmuck in Canucklestan.

On a positive note, I was able to readily adapt the "pooping in the streets" habit to the wooded outdoors without too much culture shock.
 
2021-10-27 1:54:39 PM  
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At least something positive came out of his romantic fumblings.
 
2021-10-27 2:08:10 PM  

oldfarthenry: Hygiene has always been an issue in the UK. It's very crowded there & peeps rely on a protective "stench zone" to ensure personal space.
I'm still a practitioner of this even though I'm presently a work-at-home schmuck in Canucklestan.

On a positive note, I was able to readily adapt the "pooping in the streets" habit to the wooded outdoors without too much culture shock.


Yeah but pooping in the woods just doesn't have the same communal bonding experience.
 
2021-10-27 2:26:25 PM  

Demetrius: When you have had that many failed marriages, maybe, just maybe, it's not them.


Duke and his solo career were basically born of the pain of his failed marriages.  They made him a superstar.

Now in his dotage, crippled, miserable and alone, his inability to hold on to a wife is costing him dearly.  46 million (!) when they split, and now perhaps his Miami home too.

It's like an epic tragedy, really.  Someone should write a song about it.
 
2021-10-27 2:44:27 PM  
The Genesis singer's lawyers have insisted the claims are 'scandalous, scurrilous, unethical and, for the most part, patently false or grossly exaggerated'.
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2021-10-27 2:47:04 PM  
Collins had tried to prevent his former spouse - who married 32-year-old Tom Bates last year- from suing him for half of their former Miami Beach home.

Alternative headline: "32 Year Old Gold Digger Digs Deeper"
 
2021-10-27 2:51:29 PM  
alleging the singer abused alcohol and prescription medication, didn't brush his teeth for months, stopped showering, and became 'depressed, abusive and incapable of having sex'

An equally likely other possibility: He doesn't want to.  Evidence thereof:

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2021-10-27 3:09:20 PM  
Every pic shows and article talks about how bad is is doing physically yet Genesis is on tour. Does anyone know how the performances have been?
 
2021-10-27 4:57:35 PM  

Persnickety: alleging the singer abused alcohol and prescription medication, didn't brush his teeth for months, stopped showering, and became 'depressed, abusive and incapable of having sex'

An equally likely other possibility: He doesn't want to.  Evidence thereof:

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Looking at that pic gave me strabismus.
 
2021-10-27 8:56:09 PM  

FreeLawyer: Every pic shows and article talks about how bad is is doing physically yet Genesis is on tour. Does anyone know how the performances have been?


He sits in a chair the entire show. He walks with a cane. He can't play drums anymore. His voice is all right, I've witnessed much worse, but it's nowhere near what it used to be. He really should be staying home, retired, but he needs to finance this part of the divorce somehow.
 
2021-10-27 9:23:12 PM  

jim32rr: [YouTube video: Phil Collins - I Don't Care Anymore (Official Music Video)]


"I can't hear anymore"

/How my aunt and uncle stayed married until they were in their 100's
 
2021-10-28 1:37:09 AM  
He should have taken Rod Stewart's approach:

"Anytime I think about getting married, I just find some woman I don't like and buy her a house."
 
2021-10-28 7:59:09 AM  

The Ice Cream Man: He should have taken Rod Stewart's approach:

"Anytime I think about getting married, I just find some woman I don't like and buy her a house."


Exactly. If I were super-rich I'd NEVER get married. I'd be all around here and there, sure a girlfriend is nice, but when you're that rich, you're not going to live a normal life. Just accept it and have fun.
 
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