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2021-10-26 4:43:14 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2021-10-26 7:26:12 PM  
Oh well...
 
2021-10-26 7:26:43 PM  
Anyway...
 
2021-10-26 7:27:16 PM  
The Republican party is a death cult.
 
2021-10-26 7:28:17 PM  
Who thought this was Green worthy!?!
 
2021-10-26 7:28:19 PM  
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2021-10-26 7:28:31 PM  
He didn't seem surprised.

That's informative.
 
2021-10-26 7:29:33 PM  
You helped create these monsters, so fark you.
 
2021-10-26 7:30:04 PM  
That is what happens when you disagree with one of the cult's major tenets.
 
2021-10-26 7:32:05 PM  
I agree with the tweets for completely different reasons.
 
2021-10-26 7:33:49 PM  
Oh no.  Anyway.
 
2021-10-26 7:34:33 PM  

Ed Grubermann: You helped create these monsters, so fark you.


Cavuto? Ehhh. Not so much. He's been pro-vaccine since forever. And Trump has attacked him many times (the litmus test for Good people).
 
2021-10-26 7:34:42 PM  
don't care at all.  fox promotes political violence,not sure why it's news when their fat mouth breathing trumpers and fark independents threaten it.
 
2021-10-26 7:36:44 PM  
That's funny.
 
2021-10-26 7:39:08 PM  
don't care, had vax
 
2021-10-26 7:39:57 PM  

JudgeSmails: don't care at all.  fox promotes political violence,not sure why it's news when their fat mouth breathing trumpers and fark independents threaten it.


Oh, you should totally care. Many of your countrymen do nothing but watch Fox.

That's the problem.
 
2021-10-26 7:41:17 PM  
Those were all very mild. I want to see the good ones.
 
2021-10-26 7:41:32 PM  
It boggles my mind that there are millions of people who believe Trump was hand picked by god to lead us, one of his greatest accomplishments was bringing us a vaccine so fast, and knowing that Trump has taken the vaccine, Ivanka has taken the vaccine, Ted Cruz has taken the vaccine, knowing this they still think the vaccine is evil because.... reasons.

If I were reading a book and ONE character in that book were this stupid I would think the author lazy for coming up with such an unbelievable person.
 
2021-10-26 7:42:25 PM  
This whole thing plays like out of a parody. The other guy thinks it's funny that Neil is getting death threats as he reads them aloud on national television, then Neil himself can't help but laugh because lol he's in a cult lol.

What the actual proper fark is this?
 
2021-10-26 7:44:54 PM  
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fark you, you picked your team. You chose the squad who'd LOVE to shove your [and my] crippled ass into an oven.
 
2021-10-26 7:45:04 PM  
No shiat? Huh. Well I'll be. Learn something new every day. Ain't the world crazy sometimes? It takes all kinds, I guess. Just when you'd thought you'd heard everything, y'know? fart noises
 
2021-10-26 7:45:09 PM  

Destructor: Ed Grubermann: You helped create these monsters, so fark you.

Cavuto? Ehhh. Not so much. He's been pro-vaccine since forever. And Trump has attacked him many times (the litmus test for Good people).


More of a litmus test for people who are any incremental amount less shiatty than Trump. Doesn't automatically mean good person.
 
2021-10-26 7:46:06 PM  

Destructor: Ed Grubermann: You helped create these monsters, so fark you.

Cavuto? Ehhh. Not so much. He's been pro-vaccine since forever. And Trump has attacked him many times (the litmus test for Good people).


Grown-up Eddie Munster is not one of the Good people.
 
2021-10-26 7:46:46 PM  

jst3p: It boggles my mind that there are millions of people who believe Trump was hand picked by god to lead us, one of his greatest accomplishments was bringing us a vaccine so fast, and knowing that Trump has taken the vaccine, Ivanka has taken the vaccine, Ted Cruz has taken the vaccine, knowing this they still think the vaccine is evil because.... reasons.

If I were reading a book and ONE character in that book were this stupid I would think the author lazy for coming up with such an unbelievable person.


..have you read the bible?
 
2021-10-26 7:47:38 PM  
Sow the wind, reap the whirlwind.
 
2021-10-26 7:47:40 PM  
Sadly, everyone at Fox News is vaccinated... so in reality only the people wishing death on him will likely die.

So he has that going for him... hate but not actual threats of death. Hope that helps him sleep.
 
2021-10-26 7:48:54 PM  

saturn badger: Those were all very mild. I want to see the good ones.


Probably couldn't put violent threats of rape against his family on air. And you farking know there were some.
 
2021-10-26 7:49:39 PM  

Farkonaut: jst3p: It boggles my mind that there are millions of people who believe Trump was hand picked by god to lead us, one of his greatest accomplishments was bringing us a vaccine so fast, and knowing that Trump has taken the vaccine, Ivanka has taken the vaccine, Ted Cruz has taken the vaccine, knowing this they still think the vaccine is evil because.... reasons.

If I were reading a book and ONE character in that book were this stupid I would think the author lazy for coming up with such an unbelievable person.

..have you read the bible?


That's not fair. The bible doesn't have a lazy author, it had hundreds of lazy authors.
 
2021-10-26 7:50:15 PM  

anfrind: The Republican party is a death cult.


A death cult would be an improvement.

Death cults kill themselves. These are farking Nurgle-worshipping plague rats.
 
2021-10-26 7:50:39 PM  

jst3p: Farkonaut: jst3p: It boggles my mind that there are millions of people who believe Trump was hand picked by god to lead us, one of his greatest accomplishments was bringing us a vaccine so fast, and knowing that Trump has taken the vaccine, Ivanka has taken the vaccine, Ted Cruz has taken the vaccine, knowing this they still think the vaccine is evil because.... reasons.

If I were reading a book and ONE character in that book were this stupid I would think the author lazy for coming up with such an unbelievable person.

..have you read the bible?

That's not fair. The bible doesn't have a lazy author, it had hundreds of lazy authors.


And even more editors.
 
2021-10-26 7:56:50 PM  

Gin Buddy: jst3p: Farkonaut: jst3p: It boggles my mind that there are millions of people who believe Trump was hand picked by god to lead us, one of his greatest accomplishments was bringing us a vaccine so fast, and knowing that Trump has taken the vaccine, Ivanka has taken the vaccine, Ted Cruz has taken the vaccine, knowing this they still think the vaccine is evil because.... reasons.

If I were reading a book and ONE character in that book were this stupid I would think the author lazy for coming up with such an unbelievable person.

..have you read the bible?

That's not fair. The bible doesn't have a lazy author, it had hundreds of lazy authors.

And even more editors.


My favorite is "give Caesar's things to Caesar and God's things to God" meanwhile Constantine chose what Christians believe.
It seems to be the antithesis of everything the bible spoke about but Christianity believes that political choice from a pagan king is the only way read the scriptures.
 
2021-10-26 7:57:02 PM  
That tigger one didn't make any sense.

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2021-10-26 7:59:55 PM  
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2021-10-26 8:10:25 PM  
Listening to conservatives/trumpers bluster or threaten is like reading the B movie reject scripts of 80s action movies that failed. Like worse than Hard Ticket to Hawaii bad. They're pathetic in every way a person can be.
 
2021-10-26 8:10:47 PM  
Neil Cavuto and Chris Wallace may be the last two rational people at Fox News. I kinda feel for Cavuto.
 
2021-10-26 8:11:56 PM  
Why don't you clear your throat and fark off.
 
2021-10-26 8:17:44 PM  
Death threats are funnier than actual leopards. I always suspected this, but now I have proof.
 
2021-10-26 8:19:34 PM  

Destructor: Ed Grubermann: You helped create these monsters, so fark you.

Cavuto? Ehhh. Not so much. He's been pro-vaccine since forever. And Trump has attacked him many times (the litmus test for Good people).


He was one of the only FOX personalities to call BS on the whole stolen election narrative, even cutting away from a press conference because they were spouting crap.  He's no profile in courage, but he's not a complete turd either.
 
2021-10-26 8:21:02 PM  

sinner4ever: Gin Buddy: jst3p: Farkonaut: jst3p: It boggles my mind that there are millions of people who believe Trump was hand picked by god to lead us, one of his greatest accomplishments was bringing us a vaccine so fast, and knowing that Trump has taken the vaccine, Ivanka has taken the vaccine, Ted Cruz has taken the vaccine, knowing this they still think the vaccine is evil because.... reasons.

If I were reading a book and ONE character in that book were this stupid I would think the author lazy for coming up with such an unbelievable person.

..have you read the bible?

That's not fair. The bible doesn't have a lazy author, it had hundreds of lazy authors.

And even more editors.

My favorite is "give Caesar's things to Caesar and God's things to God" meanwhile Constantine chose what Christians believe.
It seems to be the antithesis of everything the bible spoke about but Christianity believes that political choice from a pagan king is the only way read the scriptures.


Caesaro-Papism: it was a transition. Is a transition. One or the other.
 
2021-10-26 8:21:55 PM  

CarnySaur: Destructor: Ed Grubermann: You helped create these monsters, so fark you.

Cavuto? Ehhh. Not so much. He's been pro-vaccine since forever. And Trump has attacked him many times (the litmus test for Good people).

He was one of the only FOX personalities to call BS on the whole stolen election narrative, even cutting away from a press conference because they were spouting crap.  He's no profile in courage, but he's not a complete turd either.


That's it. You hit it on the nose exactly.
 
2021-10-26 8:22:17 PM  

nocturn: Neil Cavuto and Chris Wallace may be the last two rational people at Fox News. I kinda feel for Cavuto.


I remember what side those farkholes were on during the Dubya era. They're both scum, no matter what they say.
 
2021-10-26 8:24:22 PM  
they just laugh about messages like this -- it is acceptable and normalized for their base.

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2021-10-26 8:28:50 PM  
The fact they are mocking those tweets is interesting
 
2021-10-26 8:29:34 PM  
I feel like leopards are the wrong metaphor at this point. What animals are known to be ravenous eaters that will consume each other when there's nothing left to eat? You know....besides humans.
 
2021-10-26 8:34:17 PM  

HairBolus: they just laugh about messages like this -- it is acceptable and normalized for their base.

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Unlike a besieged school board member, Cavuto feels safe enough to laugh. We may see if he's correct, by and by.
 
2021-10-26 8:34:17 PM  

I want that sauce Morty!: I feel like leopards are the wrong metaphor at this point. What animals are known to be ravenous eaters that will consume each other when there's nothing left to eat? You know....besides humans.


Rats will eat each other if pushed to it.
 
2021-10-26 8:35:09 PM  

iheartscotch: I want that sauce Morty!: I feel like leopards are the wrong metaphor at this point. What animals are known to be ravenous eaters that will consume each other when there's nothing left to eat? You know....besides humans.

Rats will eat each other if pushed to it.


Sounds about right.
 
2021-10-26 8:38:06 PM  
Hey, Cavuto, see this?

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreako​u​t/comments/qg9zlg/american_taliban_ask​ing_when_do_they_start/

They'll turn on the traitors before they turn on the rest.  Congrats, you created this by enabling Fox.
 
2021-10-26 8:54:33 PM  

cretinbob: The fact they are mocking those tweets is interesting


It is NOT the flex they think it is.
 
2021-10-26 9:16:27 PM  

iheartscotch: That is what happens when you disagree with one of the cult's major tenets.


It doesn't matter if the acolytes rent directly from the cult because they have to live somewhere.
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