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2021-10-26 4:07:30 PM  
a recent QAnon conference.

So I don't get it, what's he supposed to quote at a QAnon conference, Fight Club?

/fark Martha Stewart
 
2021-10-26 4:56:34 PM  
So his part in Deja Vu wasn't a stretch, acting wise that is.
 
2021-10-26 5:37:02 PM  
Apparently he was a total douchebag on Person of Interest, which isn't surprising.
 
2021-10-26 5:50:58 PM  
So an anti-democratic loon quoted a guy played by an antisemite? Color me shocked.
 
2021-10-26 5:51:04 PM  
Did he become a douche when he got struck by lightning on the Passion set?

Or was he a cockface before that?
 
2021-10-26 5:51:58 PM  
"Every man dies. Not every man truly lives believes in conspiracy bullshiat.

FTFA
 
2021-10-26 5:53:47 PM  

veale728: Did he become a douche when he got struck by lightning on the Passion set?

Or was he a cockface before that?


Hard to tell. Thin Red Line also had Adrian Brody, Sean Penn, Billy Bob Thornton, and Mickey Rourke on set (Billy and Mickey's scenes were cut when the movie came in at more than 4 hours).

It would have been pretty difficult to be perceived as the biggest d-bag on that set.
 
2021-10-26 5:54:07 PM  
"By God, we must live and with the Holy Spirit as your shield and Christ as your sword may you join Saint Michael and all the other angels in defending God and sending Lucifer and his henchmen straight back to hell where they belong."

That wily jerk Lucifer went and stole the election from the righteous man who boinked a porn star that looked like his daughter while his wife was carrying his child.
 
2021-10-26 5:54:47 PM  
Please stop talking, Jim. Just stop.
 
2021-10-26 5:55:30 PM  

saywhonow: So an anti-democratic loon quoted a guy played by an antisemite? Color me shocked.


That same antisemite directed that same anti-democratic loon in one of the many remakes of Antisemitism: The Movie.

Nuts don't fall far from the trees either, I guess?
 
2021-10-26 5:55:31 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Apparently he was a total douchebag on Person of Interest, which isn't surprising.


Person of Interest is a fun show.

I love this actor;
apparently I do not love the person underneath
 
2021-10-26 5:55:46 PM  
We already did this with a better headline.

/jesus christ shut up
 
2021-10-26 5:56:32 PM  
I like to imagine that he wasn't completely insane in Person Of Interest.

I mean, he was clearly nuts even then. But I like to imagine otherwise.
 
2021-10-26 5:56:54 PM  
Mocking physical appearances is the lowest form of criticism, but that eyebrowless corpse looks exactly how I would expect this person to look.
 
2021-10-26 5:57:57 PM  
I fixed it for him:

"Every man dies. Not every man truly lives. If you don't get the COVID vaccine, enjoy truly living in an ICU room with a breathing tube."
 
2021-10-26 5:58:02 PM  
I think he must have suffered a Freaky Friday mishap a few years back.
 
2021-10-26 5:58:37 PM  
Well, that's something we shall have to remedy, isn't it?
 
2021-10-26 5:59:14 PM  
Hickory-smoked:

Wrong thread...
 
2021-10-26 5:59:15 PM  
He went from nobody to CBS grandparents' crime procedural star to bitter has-been in record time.
 
2021-10-26 5:59:35 PM  
You can watch Caviezel's full speech here:


No thanks. I think I'd rather watch the hobo across the street yell at the mailbox.
 
2021-10-26 5:59:56 PM  

MurphyMurphy: scottydoesntknow: Apparently he was a total douchebag on Person of Interest, which isn't surprising.

Person of Interest is a fun show.

I love this actor;
apparently I do not love the person underneath


This makes me sad. He was great in The Count of Monte Cristo.
 
2021-10-26 5:59:58 PM  
Christ, what an asshole.
 
2021-10-26 6:00:34 PM  

Gin Buddy: You can watch Caviezel's full speech here:


No thanks. I think I'd rather watch the hobo across the street yell at the mailbox.


Lucky, I have to pay for cable to get entertainment that good.
 
2021-10-26 6:02:38 PM  
Following in Dean Cain's footsteps huh?
 
2021-10-26 6:03:07 PM  
I wonder how many black hatters were there. That place has got to be an easy target rich environment for wifi hacks.
 
2021-10-26 6:03:46 PM  

UltimaCS: "By God, we must live and with the Holy Spirit as your shield and Christ as your sword may you join Saint Michael and all the other angels in defending God and sending Lucifer and his henchmen straight back to hell where they belong."

That wily jerk Lucifer went and stole the election from the righteous man who boinked a porn star that looked like his daughter while his wife was carrying his child.


Stormy Daniels lives a couple of doors down from me.

She looks absolutely nothing like Ivanka. Lacks that signature uncanny valley look.

Huge boobs though
 
2021-10-26 6:06:15 PM  
I guess, as a side-note to all this. One youtube gentleman I'd been following for his updates on SpaceX went right down the anti-Biden, anti-mask, anti-vaccine route over the last couple of weeks, all in the name of freedom.

There is a glum division in the United States of America.
 
2021-10-26 6:08:42 PM  

Hickory-smoked: Hickory-smoked:

Wrong thread...


No such thing.
 
2021-10-26 6:08:54 PM  

MurphyMurphy: scottydoesntknow: Apparently he was a total douchebag on Person of Interest, which isn't surprising.

Person of Interest is a fun show.

I love this actor;
apparently I do not love the person underneath


Try not to learn about the personal lives of your favorite actors and directors.
Goes double for your favorite science fiction authors.
 
2021-10-26 6:08:57 PM  
"This guy from Person of Interest is kind of creepy."

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2021-10-26 6:15:17 PM  
You can watch Caviezel's full speech here:

Hard pass. TFA was bad enough.
 
2021-10-26 6:18:14 PM  
"Every man dies. Not every man truly lives."

What a rousing speech for the battlefield, in the face of overwhelming odds, where your life and those of your country men could end over the next few hours.


And it's totally not the same when everyone breaks for cocktails and food service, then walk to the nearest gambling table and your wife wants to know which Circ De Solei show you're going to.
 
2021-10-26 6:20:10 PM  
Christ, what an asshole.

And "Christ": What an asshole.
 
2021-10-26 6:26:58 PM  

gilgigamesh: UltimaCS: "By God, we must live and with the Holy Spirit as your shield and Christ as your sword may you join Saint Michael and all the other angels in defending God and sending Lucifer and his henchmen straight back to hell where they belong."

That wily jerk Lucifer went and stole the election from the righteous man who boinked a porn star that looked like his daughter while his wife was carrying his child.

Stormy Daniels lives a couple of doors down from me.

She looks absolutely nothing like Ivanka. Lacks that signature uncanny valley look.

Huge boobs though


And has a shorter neck than the giraffe.
 
2021-10-26 6:28:18 PM  
Didn't god try to smite the a-hole while filming that snuff film?
 
2021-10-26 6:33:29 PM  

etoof: Didn't god

Dog try to smite the a-hole while filming that snuff film?
Sorry, pet peeve.
 
2021-10-26 6:35:07 PM  

saturn badger: gilgigamesh: UltimaCS: "By God, we must live and with the Holy Spirit as your shield and Christ as your sword may you join Saint Michael and all the other angels in defending God and sending Lucifer and his henchmen straight back to hell where they belong."

That wily jerk Lucifer went and stole the election from the righteous man who boinked a porn star that looked like his daughter while his wife was carrying his child.

Stormy Daniels lives a couple of doors down from me.

She looks absolutely nothing like Ivanka. Lacks that signature uncanny valley look.

Huge boobs though

And has a shorter neck than the giraffe.


She's pretty tiny comparatively. I'd guess about 5 ft 3.
 
2021-10-26 6:37:54 PM  
Can I hear a speech he does where in mid sentence somebody punches him in the throat? The "GYUK" noise, and the idea of him biting his tongue, and clicking his teeth would make me laugh right about now.
 
2021-10-26 6:38:08 PM  

stoli n coke: veale728: Did he become a douche when he got struck by lightning on the Passion set?

Or was he a cockface before that?

Hard to tell. Thin Red Line also had Adrian Brody, Sean Penn, Billy Bob Thornton, and Mickey Rourke on set (Billy and Mickey's scenes were cut when the movie came in at more than 4 hours).

It would have been pretty difficult to be perceived as the biggest d-bag on that set.


Nick Nolte was in it too, as the biggest asshole of them all.. Wait, Travolta was in it too,IIRCC
 
2021-10-26 6:41:01 PM  
Someone here on Fark linked to this podcast about Caviezel yesterday. It's hysterical and terrifying. Well worth the listen.
 
2021-10-26 6:43:33 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Apparently he was a total douchebag on Person of Interest, which isn't surprising.


If you want to know how crazy is, The QAnon Anonymous podcast did a whole episode on Jim Caviezel.
 
2021-10-26 6:46:18 PM  

etoof: Didn't god try to smite the a-hole while filming that snuff film?


It really was a snuff film. It was just three hours of a guy getting the shiat beat out of him with no context. No film should have required reading, even if it's the Bible.

The Satan in the movie is creepy though.
 
2021-10-26 6:50:36 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Apparently he was a total douchebag on Person of Interest, which isn't surprising.


I watched a couple seasons of that and enjoyed it.  Had some good people in it.  Taraji P. Henson and Michael Emerson are always good.  He's great in Evil, a show I really like.  Also, Amy Acker.  I mean...  Too bad about "Crazy Pants" Caviezel.
 
2021-10-26 6:51:33 PM  
This guy has a messiah complex!

/I'll see myself out....
 
2021-10-26 6:57:53 PM  
He's a Seahawks fan.

I'm not implying anything by that; you're free to draw your own conclusions.
 
2021-10-26 6:59:16 PM  
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2021-10-26 6:59:30 PM  
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/old fave
 
2021-10-26 6:59:48 PM  

KodosZardoz: MurphyMurphy: scottydoesntknow: Apparently he was a total douchebag on Person of Interest, which isn't surprising.

Person of Interest is a fun show.

I love this actor;
apparently I do not love the person underneath

Try not to learn about the personal lives of your favorite actors and directors.
Goes double for your favorite science fiction authors.


Harlan Ellison once tried to auction me off to a room full of sci-fi nerds once he learned I'd come to a con alone. He told me to show my teeth. Like I was a horse.
 
2021-10-26 7:13:48 PM  
Such a shame that he's a Qidiot. I love the count of Monte Cristo movie, and enjoyed watching him in Escape Plan. I don't watch TV series so I have no comment on Person of Interest.

Like a lot of actors, he should stick to his profession and although it is his right to spew his idiotic political stance, he's doing so at the expense of his profession. It's like the folks quitting their high paying jobs because to keep said job they must be vaccinated. He's shooting himself in the foot professionally, which is his choice of course, but a dumb one IMHO.

It's not like he's being begged for feature films and main character roles since he started spouting Q bullshiat. Producers aren't ever in a hurry to hire the actor currently in the tabloids. Just look at what they did to Gibson & now Depp, and plenty of others during the McCarthy era.
 
2021-10-26 7:14:57 PM  

PartTimeBuddha: I like to imagine that he wasn't completely insane in Person Of Interest.

I mean, he was clearly nuts even then. But I like to imagine otherwise.


So batshiat insane they couldn't let him drive or have guns with blanks in them.
Crazy farking racist and anti-Semitic as well. His agent had to be told that Jim cannot talk about Hitler on set.
Stream Episode 143: Jim Caviezel: Enter The Cavortex feat Dave Anthony by QAnon Anonymous | Listen online for free on SoundCloud

I don't think I'll watch Person of Interest again.
 
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