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(NYPost)   It's the new and improved Branston Baked Beans. Now with extra eyeball   (nypost.com) divider line
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2021-10-26 3:47:41 PM  
A meal that'll see you through the day.
 
2021-10-26 3:50:02 PM  
That's just the Queen Bean.  All the other beans are worker beans who serve her.
 
2021-10-26 5:12:08 PM  
There's something to be said about a company that is always looking out at for its customers.
 
2021-10-26 5:30:06 PM  
NYPost?

Now I don't believe beans are real. Or eyeballs.
 
2021-10-26 5:36:23 PM  
Clearly, it was a goddamned generosity test, and now 22 other folks are going to dump their eyeballs in his chow.

Seriously, I get that we're supposed to view this shiat ironically, but, damn, folks...
 
2021-10-26 5:50:53 PM  
Beans may be good for your heart but seeing that in your beans might give you a heart attack.
 
2021-10-26 5:54:31 PM  
The company's explanation isn't any better: "It's just mold growing due to a small perforation in the can."  Hork!
 
2021-10-26 7:30:30 PM  
It's a nipple.
 
2021-10-26 7:51:44 PM  
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One of the great cheap candies of my youth.  Just thinking about them makes me want to order a case on amazon.
 
2021-10-27 2:02:39 AM  

phedex: [Fark user image 299x169]

One of the great cheap candies of my youth.  Just thinking about them makes me want to order a case on amazon.


after little league games, whether we won or lost (Narrator: yeahno, they never won.) regardless we were treated to 1 snack each at the candy shack, and boston baked beans were among my favorites. (judges also would have accepted: lemonheads and cherry chan.)

also getting a kick 'cos I recently got some kind of crispy-coated peanut snack from dollar tree, savory not sweet. not the usual chili-lime ones, these had an actual coating including soy sauce I think? in any case, my wife decided she loved them and it's long gone, lol.
 
2021-10-27 2:00:14 PM  

tintar: phedex: [Fark user image 299x169]

One of the great cheap candies of my youth.  Just thinking about them makes me want to order a case on amazon.

after little league games, whether we won or lost (Narrator: yeahno, they never won.) regardless we were treated to 1 snack each at the candy shack, and boston baked beans were among my favorites. (judges also would have accepted: lemonheads and cherry chan.)

also getting a kick 'cos I recently got some kind of crispy-coated peanut snack from dollar tree, savory not sweet. not the usual chili-lime ones, these had an actual coating including soy sauce I think? in any case, my wife decided she loved them and it's long gone, lol.


YES! though in my day they were "cherry clan".post-chan, but pre "cherry head".  You would hit the gas station with 2 bucks and come back with a bag of the different 25 cent boxes of candy. Plenty cherry clans, alexander the grape, & boston baked beans.
 
2021-10-27 3:57:28 PM  

phedex: YES! though in my day they were "cherry clan".post-chan, but pre "cherry head".  You would hit the gas station with 2 bucks and come back with a bag of the different 25 cent boxes of candy. Plenty cherry clans, alexander the grape, & boston baked beans.


oooh, those too!

and, lol, I do remember the chan->clan transition, so I Must Be An Old.
 
2021-10-27 9:20:42 PM  
It would have made more sense if he claimed to have found it in a can of potatoes. Everyone knows they have eyes.
 
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