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(Fark)   I was out at a bar last night and a table began to chant "Let's go Brandon." How do you respond to such things? Just hope they shut up, respond with something derogatory, or leave and let the management know why on the way out?   (fark.com) divider line
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2021-10-26 9:18:24 AM  
fark Donald Trump is appropriate.
 
2021-10-26 9:20:46 AM  
You have two real options here... Hobo with a shotgun, or just ignore it.

Just ignore it. We're surrounded by assholes.
 
2021-10-26 9:21:56 AM  
1) Mark that off the list of bars you frequent
2) Slash every tire in the parking lot*

*don't really do this
 
2021-10-26 9:22:19 AM  
I'm sorry, I don't understand the appeal of even going to a bar. I have a life.
 
2021-10-26 9:22:39 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: fark Donald Trump is appropriate.


That's what I did, but it just escalates their obnoxiousness.  But ignoring them gives them the impression that everyone agrees with them and leaving feels like running away.
 
2021-10-26 9:22:46 AM  
Walk up to their table and introduce yourself:

"Hi, I'm Brandon. Where we going?"
 
2021-10-26 9:24:15 AM  
I want Biden to say off the cuff, "My name is Joe, not Brandon."
 
2021-10-26 9:25:34 AM  
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2021-10-26 9:27:32 AM  
1) Pay tab
2) Find bar with classier clientele
 
2021-10-26 9:29:16 AM  
Joe needs to name his next dog "Brandon", and very publicly introduce him.
 
2021-10-26 9:40:31 AM  

GardenWeasel: Joe needs to name his next dog "Brandon", and very publicly introduce him.


Can we rename the infrastructure bill to BRANDON?

Building
Roads
Airports
New Technology
Driving
Ongoing
maNufacturing
 
2021-10-26 9:41:39 AM  
"Let's Bang Ivanka"
 
2021-10-26 9:44:48 AM  
You should ask them what Brandon is hoping to achieve, determine if his goals are salutary.

They're doing it to make you feel that way.  Let it go, we were well aware of the existence of these folks and, like mosquitoes, they will continue to be around no matter what I think of them.
 
2021-10-26 9:51:30 AM  
Tell them, "He lost, get over it."
 
2021-10-26 9:51:43 AM  
smash a chair over their heads
 
2021-10-26 9:52:35 AM  
This is the new "Democrat party". Ain't nothing to do except ignore it.
 
2021-10-26 9:52:47 AM  
Play bagpipe music as long and loud as you can.

Nobody can drown out the pipes!
 
2021-10-26 9:52:48 AM  
Just yell "Brandon!" slam slam, "Brandon!" slam slam, "Brandon!" slam slam, "Brandon!" slam slam
 
2021-10-26 9:52:59 AM  
Jesus Christ these mental midgets actually think they're funny...
 
2021-10-26 9:53:11 AM  

EvilEgg: Marcus Aurelius: fark Donald Trump is appropriate.

That's what I did, but it just escalates their obnoxiousness.  But ignoring them gives them the impression that everyone agrees with them and leaving feels like running away.


Leaving makes a statement to the owner/manager.

Let them deal with it as they see fit.
 
2021-10-26 9:53:15 AM  
OK..forgive me on this, but I have seen a LOT of references to Brandon.

Who is Brandon, and why should I care?

/No snark...I missed this in the news.
 
2021-10-26 9:53:17 AM  
It's so on brand for MAGAs to have to use a 'secret code' to say "fark Joe Biden."

farking pussies.
 
2021-10-26 9:53:20 AM  
"My name is Brandon.  Yes.  Let us go."
 
2021-10-26 9:53:30 AM  

Naido: You should ask them what Brandon is hoping to achieve, determine if his goals are salutary.

They're doing it to make you feel that way.  Let it go, we were well aware of the existence of these folks and, like mosquitoes, they will continue to be around no matter what I think of them.


Covid-19 disagrees.
 
2021-10-26 9:53:37 AM  
Fortunately, I'm able to avoid rednecks.
 
2021-10-26 9:54:06 AM  
I would have pulled out my nine, give 'em that hard look I get, you know that hard look I get, and smoked those turkeys.
 
2021-10-26 9:54:27 AM  
No longer give them your business, but make sure they know why.
 
2021-10-26 9:55:05 AM  

SurfaceTension: "Let's Bang Ivanka"


Not even with a rented dick.

/ Pretty sure Trump's been up in there
// 'Nuff said
 
2021-10-26 9:55:26 AM  

FlashHarry: It's so on brand for MAGAs to have to use a 'secret code' to say "fark Joe Biden."

farking pussies.


It's extra funny because they cry and cry about 1st amendment rights being infringed, but they're the ones doing it to themselves.
 
2021-10-26 9:55:39 AM  
Buy them a round, then walk out and stick them with the bill.
 
2021-10-26 9:55:50 AM  
A few rounds of "Trump Lost!" Should liven things up.
 
2021-10-26 9:56:14 AM  

FlashHarry: It's so on brand for MAGAs to have to use a 'secret code' to say "fark Joe Biden."

farking pussies.


Reminds me of the code words the KKK used so that they felt like a cool club.
 
2021-10-26 9:56:37 AM  

FlashHarry: It's so on brand for MAGAs to have to use a 'secret code' to say "fark Joe Biden."

farking pussies.


They are well briefed in plausible deniability. I don't know why they care. I assume they're just cowardly shiats.
 
2021-10-26 9:56:42 AM  
So I was partially aware that this Brandon thing was somehow anti Biden but had no idea how or why.  So I just now googled it and thought I'd share for others in my position:  https://slate.com/news-and​-politics/20​21/10/lets-go-brandon-meaning-nascar-r​epublicans-joe-biden.html

Long story short, NASCAR fans don't like Joe Biden.  Water is wet.  Pope is Catholic.
 
2021-10-26 9:56:46 AM  
LGB is simply the latest temporary fad they do to trigger the libs, and sadly it works just about every time.

Ever since 2016, the right has successfully played the Pied Piper in getting liberals to concentrate on their memes rather than the asshole behind it - whether it was fedoras, cartoon frogs, the OK sign, colonial era flags, Hawaiian t-shirts, and now this LGB chant.
 
2021-10-26 9:57:12 AM  
Maybe they're just singing along

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2021-10-26 9:57:39 AM  

FlashHarry: It's so on brand for MAGAs to have to use a 'secret code' to say "fark Joe Biden."

farking pussies.


I mean they've been using dog whistles since the 60s, why stop now?
 
2021-10-26 9:57:41 AM  
Ok, i think i missed this latest bit. Brandon?
 
2021-10-26 9:57:46 AM  
Just open fire on the table.
With a water gun.
 
2021-10-26 9:58:02 AM  

Subtonic: I would have pulled out my nine, give 'em that hard look I get, you know that hard look I get, and smoked those turkeys.


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/ Read your comment and that started playing in my head
 
2021-10-26 9:58:08 AM  
You know, in an alternate timeline, we're just going to have ignorant assholes who try to be "cute" going "Boo-urns! Boo-urns!  Boo-urns!"
 
2021-10-26 9:58:13 AM  

LL316: No longer give them your business, but make sure they know why.


The owner doesn't give a shiat, that table is drinking more than you are.
 
2021-10-26 9:58:15 AM  
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2021-10-26 9:58:24 AM  

geom_00: OK..forgive me on this, but I have seen a LOT of references to Brandon.

Who is Brandon, and why should I care?

/No snark...I missed this in the news.


Same. I'm fairly plugged in, I've seen references to "BRANDON" everywhere, but I haven't seen any reference as to, like....why? I mean, I'll look it up, but I'm grumpy about having to open an incognito window to figure out wtf people are talking about when threads like this happen.

Cuz I'm not having that bilge in my algorithm.
 
2021-10-26 9:58:29 AM  
No wonder Q took off like wild fire.  So much stupid kindling.
 
2021-10-26 9:58:38 AM  
The Alt-Right's Newest Ploy? Trolling With False Symbols

It's just a frog! It's just the OK sign! It's just a sports chant!
 
2021-10-26 9:58:55 AM  

geom_00: OK..forgive me on this, but I have seen a LOT of references to Brandon.

Who is Brandon, and why should I care?

/No snark...I missed this in the news.


Apparently at a recent NASCAR race the crowd started the classy chant of "Fark Joe Biden" after the race ended.  The winner of the race was named Brandon, so the tv interviewer tried to cover the crowd noise by suggesting they were chanting "Let's Go Brandon"  (about as convincingly as Smithers saying the crowd was saying "Boooo-urns!").

The dipshiat brigade found that funny, so now "Let's Go Brandon" is their code word for "fark Joe Biden".
 
2021-10-26 9:58:58 AM  

geom_00: OK..forgive me on this, but I have seen a LOT of references to Brandon.

Who is Brandon, and why should I care?

/No snark...I missed this in the news.


There was a NASCAR race where the crowd went "Fark Joe Biden" and one of the announcers reported the crowd was saying "Go Brandon" (there was a race driver by that name) so everybody yelled at her on the interwebs for being a member of the liberal media blah blah.  Net result is that "Go Brandon" now means "Fark Joe Biden" and it is becoming a common thing to yell in public settings that are full of MAGAers.
 
2021-10-26 9:59:04 AM  

Boll Virtuoso: So I was partially aware that this Brandon thing was somehow anti Biden but had no idea how or why.  So I just now googled it and thought I'd share for others in my position:  https://slate.com/news-and-​politics/2021/10/lets-go-brandon-meani​ng-nascar-republicans-joe-biden.html

Long story short, NASCAR fans don't like Joe Biden.  Water is wet.  Pope is Catholic.


THANK YOU A VERY MANY LOT AND THEN SOME.
 
2021-10-26 9:59:06 AM  
Wow, I must have missed something ...what is this "Brandon" nonsense?
 
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