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(Yahoo)   Tik-Tok star with almost a million followers pleads not guilty to charges of murdering his estranged wife and the man he suspected of being her lover. Trial to be broadcast in 60-second clips as soon as the judge picks out a soundtrack and dance routine   (news.yahoo.com) divider line
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2021-10-26 10:35:57 AM  
Is that why it's called TikTok? Sixty second videos? How ignorant can I be? Isn't that like Vine, which went out of business? Next you'll be telling me that Keeping Up With The Kardashians is a real TV show and not just a meme like the Jackalope or Lichtenstein.
 
2021-10-26 10:51:24 AM  
I'm surprised he didn't put the murder on TikTok.
Gotta do it for the views!
 
2021-10-26 10:57:31 AM  
First you get the 60 second videos
Then you get the followers
And then you get the women, which you kill.
 
2021-10-26 10:59:12 AM  
Teens are going crazy for the murder your family challenge
 
2021-10-26 11:01:45 AM  
He got a million followers by doing Al Pacino as Tony Montana impressions? Here's why we're all totally farked in a nutshell.
 
2021-10-26 11:01:46 AM  
Your honor, if I plead guilty can I go to prison but be released for 5 minutes twice a week up create and upload content?
"Hey fans!  Day 6 incarcerationals!   Here's my new bestie, Bubba.  Do that thing, Bubba.   Did you see what he did with his hands?  He just signaled his homes on the outside that the last shipment didn't get in the prison and they should use Terrance to mule the drugs.  Why the look, Bubba? "
 
2021-10-26 11:01:50 AM  
The new guy's first name was "Rayburn"?

What kind of WASP nonsense is this?
 
2021-10-26 11:02:55 AM  
Is this like "porn star" where anyone who does Tik-Tok is a "star"?
I looked up one of the top Tik-Tokkers, who with 50 million followers makes $2.5 million a year.
So if this guy only has 1 million followers, he makes about $50,000 a year.
Amazing.
 
2021-10-26 11:04:23 AM  

Begoggle: Is this like "porn star" where anyone who does Tik-Tok is a "star"?
I looked up one of the top Tik-Tokkers, who with 50 million followers makes $2.5 million a year.
So if this guy only has 1 million followers, he makes about $50,000 a year.
Amazing.


You're assuming it's linear, and it almost certainly is not.
 
2021-10-26 11:04:41 AM  

Walker: I'm surprised he didn't put the murder on TikTok.
Gotta do it for the views!


I mean,,,,mega-viral....but some influencers just aren't willing to "put in the work" to boost their brand like that....
 
2021-10-26 11:06:11 AM  

FrancoFile: The new guy's first name was "Rayburn"?

What kind of WASP nonsense is this?


What will he be called when he's dead?
 
2021-10-26 11:06:34 AM  
Did they find the bloody glove?
 
2021-10-26 11:09:27 AM  

FrancoFile: Begoggle: Is this like "porn star" where anyone who does Tik-Tok is a "star"?
I looked up one of the top Tik-Tokkers, who with 50 million followers makes $2.5 million a year.
So if this guy only has 1 million followers, he makes about $50,000 a year.
Amazing.

You're assuming it's linear, and it almost certainly is not.


Your mom's not linear.
 
2021-10-26 11:10:49 AM  
People who post on social media might not be mentally stable? Unpossible!

wait, what?
 
2021-10-26 11:10:54 AM  

Magorn: Walker: I'm surprised he didn't put the murder on TikTok.
Gotta do it for the views!

I mean,,,,mega-viral....but some influencers just aren't willing to "put in the work" to boost their brand like that....



and even when they are, it still seems to end bad...........
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2021-10-26 11:14:20 AM  
so here we see Ali and Ana:

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the "star" and the murder victim........
 
2021-10-26 11:18:30 AM  

kmgenesis23: He got a million followers by doing Al Pacino as Tony Montana impressions? Here's why we're all totally farked in a nutshell.


Say heeelow to meee wittle fwend (my penis) giggity giggity giggity, or not.
 
2021-10-26 11:21:07 AM  
They should Autotune the trial
 
2021-10-26 11:24:35 AM  
Prosecutors said Ali Abulaban had surreptitiously installed a listening device on his 5-year-old daughter's tablet device, and when he heard his wife and another man talking, he went to her apartment and shot them to death, the Union-Tribune reported.

There's some sort of moral to this story, methinks.
 
2021-10-26 11:27:13 AM  
"Careful! That's my lucky stabbing hat!"
 
2021-10-26 11:27:30 AM  
Every name in that article is made up.  Every single one.
 
2021-10-26 11:37:09 AM  

mofa: Is that why it's called TikTok? Sixty second videos? How ignorant can I be? Isn't that like Vine, which went out of business? Next you'll be telling me that Keeping Up With The Kardashians is a real TV show and not just a meme like the Jackalope or Lichtenstein.


TT is funded by the Chinese communist party as both a propaganda tool (banning criticism of China and their Dear Leader, promoting the one China policy), and bankrupting or discouraging competing US businesses from the space.
And yes, our wholly corrupt leaders in DC are on board, bought and paid for on the cheap.
 
2021-10-26 11:38:01 AM  
Not guilty? Wonder what his defense will be? The evidence seems pretty damning.
 
2021-10-26 11:39:45 AM  
Gee why would anyone leave this obviously stable fellow.
 
2021-10-26 11:41:02 AM  

kmgenesis23: He got a million followers by doing Al Pacino as Tony Montana impressions? Here's why we're all totally farked in a nutshell.


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2021-10-26 11:42:11 AM  
*golfclap*

headline effort matters!
 
2021-10-26 11:54:36 AM  
You ever notice that women don't have tons of jokes about letting crazy stick its dick in us? Because we're too scared you'll kill us if we laugh about it.
 
2021-10-26 12:03:57 PM  
It's spelled "Tick-Tock". Kids aren't gonna learn nuthin' right anymore.
 
2021-10-26 12:08:22 PM  
Apparently there's video footage of him leaving and entering the apartment, police found him with the gun, and he confessed to family members.

No way this goes to a jury.
 
2021-10-26 12:09:22 PM  

schubie: You ever notice that women don't have tons of jokes about letting crazy stick its dick in us? Because we're too scared you'll kill us if we laugh about it.


There's a really good point.
 
2021-10-26 12:15:02 PM  
He won't last long without constant access to the internet
 
2021-10-26 12:15:04 PM  

thornhill: Apparently there's video footage of him leaving and entering the apartment, police found him with the gun, and he confessed to family members.

No way this goes to a jury.


That's why I wondered what he was going to do with his not guilty plea.
 
2021-10-26 12:23:16 PM  

luna1580: Magorn: Walker: I'm surprised he didn't put the murder on TikTok.
Gotta do it for the views!

I mean,,,,mega-viral....but some influencers just aren't willing to "put in the work" to boost their brand like that....


and even when they are, it still seems to end bad...........
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It seemed to work great in terms of brand awareness. The mistake was not leveraging the success by taking over her account and using it to deliver targeted advertising while providing updates on the search and investigation. "Lose yourself in Utah". "Need to get away for a while. Visit Florida", "For sale, one van".
 
2021-10-26 12:26:31 PM  

imaconnect4guy: thornhill: Apparently there's video footage of him leaving and entering the apartment, police found him with the gun, and he confessed to family members.

No way this goes to a jury.

That's why I wondered what he was going to do with his not guilty plea.


Not guilty by reason of inanity?
 
2021-10-26 12:41:40 PM  

mofa: Is that why it's called TikTok?


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2021-10-26 12:47:14 PM  

Schmerd1948: FrancoFile: The new guy's first name was "Rayburn"?

What kind of WASP nonsense is this?

What will he be called when he's dead?


I'll go with Rayburnt if he's cremated.
 
2021-10-26 12:49:10 PM  
He looks like that actor who's playing a soccer star and she looks like Kim Kardashian. I didn't even click to see if there was an article to read.
 
2021-10-26 12:49:50 PM  
I'm thinking this guy might be the jealous type.
 
2021-10-26 1:03:56 PM  
But will he still be able to create from jail?
 
2021-10-26 1:04:58 PM  

mofa: Is that why it's called TikTok? Sixty second videos? How ignorant can I be? Isn't that like Vine, which went out of business? Next you'll be telling me that Keeping Up With The Kardashians is a real TV show and not just a meme like the Jackalope or Lichtenstein.


Vine was awesome and it didn't go out of business, Twitter bought it and killed it. Because they're idiots.

/ story is really sad
 
2021-10-26 1:20:56 PM  
You could just divorce her.
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2021-10-26 1:43:53 PM  

imaconnect4guy: thornhill: Apparently there's video footage of him leaving and entering the apartment, police found him with the gun, and he confessed to family members.

No way this goes to a jury.

That's why I wondered what he was going to do with his not guilty plea.


Just stalling for time while he negotiates a plea bargain.
 
2021-10-26 1:44:34 PM  
I look forward to the day when "tik tok star" isn't a thing any more
 
2021-10-26 1:57:16 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: First you get the 60 second videos
Then you get the followers
And then you get the women, which you kill.


It's more expedient than waiting for the gorillas
 
2021-10-26 2:09:59 PM  
Did he have a million before he killed her?

Cause, I'd imagine, I would be very not interested in what he was doing before he shot her.
 
2021-10-26 2:24:26 PM  
Tick tock "star"  LOL
 
2021-10-26 2:25:10 PM  
This guy was in an obvious dispute with his wife, he was asked to move out of the house. There is video of him entering the apartment, he confessed to his mom after he did it, and apparently he still had the murder weapon?
And other evidence such as software installed on the daughters tablet, and trashing his wife's residence.
This guy has the gall to plead not guilty? He is going to burn. What was that statistic, that 40% of murders are domestic incidents?
 
2021-10-26 2:28:34 PM  

Begoggle: FrancoFile: Begoggle: Is this like "porn star" where anyone who does Tik-Tok is a "star"?
I looked up one of the top Tik-Tokkers, who with 50 million followers makes $2.5 million a year.
So if this guy only has 1 million followers, he makes about $50,000 a year.
Amazing.

You're assuming it's linear, and it almost certainly is not.

Your mom's not linear.


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2021-10-26 2:36:22 PM  

Don't Lag Me Bro: This guy was in an obvious dispute with his wife, he was asked to move out of the house. There is video of him entering the apartment, he confessed to his mom after he did it, and apparently he still had the murder weapon?
And other evidence such as software installed on the daughters tablet, and trashing his wife's residence.
This guy has the gall to plead not guilty? He is going to burn. What was that statistic, that 40% of murders are domestic incidents?


I thought it was that 40% of cops are domestic abusers.

/there could be two 40% statistics I suppose
 
2021-10-26 2:38:00 PM  
The bugging before the killing in a two party state kind of kills the no intent defense.
 
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