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(Hill Reporter)   If you thought the Governor of Florida couldn't get any creepier, you were probably wrong   (hillreporter.com) divider line
    More: Florida, High school, Ron DeSantis, year teaching history, law school, DeSantis's hiring, high school, Representative Matt Gaetz, Education  
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2021-10-26 4:59:26 AM  
He was just there to groom depressed kids for his suicide cult.
 
2021-10-26 5:02:20 AM  
And we're just hearing about it NOW?!

Granted, it could only help him with current Republicans.
 
2021-10-26 5:03:27 AM  
On brand......
 
2021-10-26 5:05:36 AM  
The real scandal is that haircut.
 
2021-10-26 5:11:26 AM  
LOL, this clown.  FFS, I hope he gets burned down and the Earth under him salted.
 
2021-10-26 5:15:17 AM  
I was going to make a joke that Matt Gaetz is a Congressman, but I see now I wasn't off the mark.
 
2021-10-26 5:19:23 AM  

vrax: LOL, this clown.  FFS, I hope he gets burned down and the Earth under him salted.


Odds are he'll be the GQP frontrunner in 2024 if it's not trumpy.
 
2021-10-26 5:22:13 AM  
Would have been nice to know during the governor's race news media! Thanks for nothing!
 
2021-10-26 5:25:40 AM  
I wonder what his grades were from Yale.

Long Form!

How the hell did he get INTO  Yale?
 
2021-10-26 5:28:08 AM  

Smoking GNU: vrax: LOL, this clown.  FFS, I hope he gets burned down and the Earth under him salted.

Odds are he'll be the GQP frontrunner in 2024 if it's not trumpy.


He's going to have to up his pedo game. Trump has openly talked about committing sexual assault, wanting to bang his daughter, and walking in on underage pageant contestants while they were changing clothes-and the Evangelicals love him. Ron will at minimum need to marry a half dozen teen concubines to show how committed he is.
 
2021-10-26 5:30:52 AM  
Man in early 20s attends party. So weird!
 
2021-10-26 5:30:56 AM  

Smoking GNU: vrax: LOL, this clown.  FFS, I hope he gets burned down and the Earth under him salted.

Odds are he'll be the GQP frontrunner in 2024 if it's not trumpy.


I know.  He's such a catch for the GQP.  Real dreamy.
 
2021-10-26 5:33:54 AM  

OmnomnomCookies: He's going to have to up his pedo game. Trump has openly talked about committing sexual assault, wanting to bang his daughter, and walking in on underage pageant contestants while they were changing clothes-and the Evangelicals love him. Ron will at minimum need to marry a half dozen teen concubines to show how committed he is.


With the current backlog of shipping containers?  Let's be realistic.
 
2021-10-26 5:35:42 AM  
Notice that the alien Q people have been sent on a wild goose chase searching for pedos in the Democratic Party and all along the pedos have been creeping around in their own house all along.

And does anybody notice that the old photos of him make him look even more predatory?

He's oily enough to freeze the axels of a thousand 18 wheelers.
 
2021-10-26 5:50:03 AM  

Astorix: Notice that the alien Q people have been sent on a wild goose chase searching for pedos in the Democratic Party and all along the pedos have been creeping around in their own house all along.

And does anybody notice that the old photos of him make him look even more predatory?

He's oily enough to freeze the axels of a thousand 18 wheelers.


I will believe anything bad you tell me he has done, I don't think that boy has a moral bone in his body.
 
2021-10-26 5:50:07 AM  
He looks like a Neanderthal that got kicked out of the cave for not developing enough skills.
 
2021-10-26 5:51:43 AM  
DeSantis partied with Underage Girls when he was teaching high school?

Sounds like something he would do.

Ordinarily I would think this type of thing would sink public approval ratings but he *is* a Republican and this *is* Florida so who TF knows?
 
2021-10-26 5:56:55 AM  
Hey, can you blame him? Those girls are hot.
 
2021-10-26 6:01:55 AM  
According to our whistleblower, he had a reputation among students for being a young "hot teacher" who girls loved

Eww.
 
2021-10-26 6:08:22 AM  

SanityIsAFullTimeJob: Man in early 20s attends party. So weird!


Alright, alright, alright!
 
2021-10-26 6:41:30 AM  

SanityIsAFullTimeJob: Man in early 20s attends party. So weird!


Remember all those smarmy Republican apologists who tried to claim that the only reason Judge Roy Moore got banned from a mall for constantly trying to f*ck underage girls was because by the time the Vietnam War ended, "all of the women his age were already married"?

Remember what a sackful of disingenuous, lying assholes those people looked like? Just asking.
 
2021-10-26 6:56:08 AM  

theteacher: I wonder what his grades were from Yale.

Long Form!

How the hell did he get INTO  Yale?


They saw his work experience with the Sonic Corporation and he skated right in.
 
2021-10-26 7:23:17 AM  

SanityIsAFullTimeJob: Man in early 20s attends party. So weird!


Oh, dude. You're never gonna have a real, live girlfriend at this rate.
 
2021-10-26 7:27:30 AM  

animal color: SanityIsAFullTimeJob: Man in early 20s attends party. So weird!

Oh, dude. You're never gonna have a real, live girlfriend at this rate.


Oddly, I did attend parties in my early twenties and sometimes there were 18 years olds there. Sometimes I was 18 and went to parties. Sometimes there were girls there that I interacted with. Seems to be a new standard of prudishness.
 
2021-10-26 7:36:50 AM  
Did anybody compare the original to photos from the yearbook that year?  I do find it odd for a teenager to wear a watch, and wonder if maybe they were fellow young teachers or staffers.

Although if they were students, that wouldn't surprise me either.  I know a few people who went to that school a few years after DeathSantis left, and apparently there was a shakeup of staffing at DeathSantis's time that led to a lot of old people being hired.
 
2021-10-26 7:46:18 AM  
Republicans enjoy having sex with children. This isn't news.
 
2021-10-26 7:48:13 AM  

SanityIsAFullTimeJob: animal color: SanityIsAFullTimeJob: Man in early 20s attends party. So weird!

Oh, dude. You're never gonna have a real, live girlfriend at this rate.

Oddly, I did attend parties in my early twenties and sometimes there were 18 years olds there. Sometimes I was 18 and went to parties. Sometimes there were girls there that I interacted with. Seems to be a new standard of prudishness.


We ain't talking about members of a peer group though. One was employed as a teacher while the others are underage students with alcohol present.

Of course only libby libs have any issue with that. The repugs are all in ... lack of ethics, common sense, etc.
 
2021-10-26 7:50:44 AM  
The only thing more pitiful, contemptible and sad than a guy in his 20's partying with high school students is a guy in his 30's who keeps going back to keggers at his former fraternity house.
 
2021-10-26 7:58:11 AM  
At least Larry Eustachy was a college coach when he got busted for this...

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2021-10-26 7:58:46 AM  
He strikes me as the kid in high school who was barely smart enough to take some of the same classes as the brains and barely athletic enough to occasionally associate with the real jocks. Both those groups tolerated him in a roll-your-eyes kind of way, causing all the rest of the students to view him as super popular and bound for success.
 
2021-10-26 8:07:42 AM  
a college graduate in their early- to mid-20s partying with high schoolers is kinda skeevy but not TOO terrible if the kids were 18. but he was their teacher and that's just a massive no.
 
2021-10-26 8:08:36 AM  
Bad move, whistle blower. This gets him more votes.
 
2021-10-26 8:09:55 AM  
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2021-10-26 8:09:58 AM  
If a teacher at a high school is partying after hours with the students, they are a predator.  No one who is not a sex pest who teachers teenagers wants to spend any time with them, unpaid, outside work.  The only teacher at my high school who partied with the kids after school was the drama teacher, who would party with the drama kids after plays.  Guess who was caught screwing the kids at my school?
 
2021-10-26 8:12:40 AM  
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2021-10-26 8:19:34 AM  

NM Volunteer: Did anybody compare the original to photos from the yearbook that year?  I do find it odd for a teenager to wear a watch, and wonder if maybe they were fellow young teachers or staffers.

Although if they were students, that wouldn't surprise me either.  I know a few people who went to that school a few years after DeathSantis left, and apparently there was a shakeup of staffing at DeathSantis's time that led to a lot of old people being hired.


The article says these girls would have graduated high school around 2002.

You know, before smart phones were ubiquitous. Mid 90s teens still communicated with codes on their pagers!

Still think it's "odd" they would be wearing watches? Do you even remember the 1990s?
 
2021-10-26 8:26:02 AM  

SanityIsAFullTimeJob: animal color: SanityIsAFullTimeJob: Man in early 20s attends party. So weird!

Oh, dude. You're never gonna have a real, live girlfriend at this rate.

Oddly, I did attend parties in my early twenties and sometimes there were 18 years olds there. Sometimes I was 18 and went to parties. Sometimes there were girls there that I interacted with. Seems to be a new standard of prudishness.


Did you read the article? He was their TEACHER and there may have been underage drinking. Also, it's quite possible some of these girls weren't even 18.
 
2021-10-26 8:27:17 AM  

luna1580: NM Volunteer: Did anybody compare the original to photos from the yearbook that year?  I do find it odd for a teenager to wear a watch, and wonder if maybe they were fellow young teachers or staffers.

Although if they were students, that wouldn't surprise me either.  I know a few people who went to that school a few years after DeathSantis left, and apparently there was a shakeup of staffing at DeathSantis's time that led to a lot of old people being hired.

The article says these girls would have graduated high school around 2002.

You know, before smart phones were ubiquitous. Mid 90s teens still communicated with codes on their pagers!

Still think it's "odd" they would be wearing watches? Do you even remember the 1990s?


I barely remember the '90s, and I don't remember watches other than my parents wanting me to wear one and me hating it.  Oh well.  The people I knew from that school said something about an English teacher acting inappropriately, not a History teacher.  Maybe they got it mixed up.
 
2021-10-26 8:33:30 AM  

Ms. Hushpuppy: SanityIsAFullTimeJob: animal color: SanityIsAFullTimeJob: Man in early 20s attends party. So weird!

Oh, dude. You're never gonna have a real, live girlfriend at this rate.

Oddly, I did attend parties in my early twenties and sometimes there were 18 years olds there. Sometimes I was 18 and went to parties. Sometimes there were girls there that I interacted with. Seems to be a new standard of prudishness.

Did you read the article? He was their TEACHER and there may have been underage drinking. Also, it's quite possible some of these girls weren't even 18.


in addition to how gross the power dynamic is in that situation, and how illegal it would have been for him to buy them beer, isn't fun to notice how a private K-12 school can just hire some early 20s person with a bachelors in history and have them teach high school history? even when they have ZERO teaching degrees or certifications?

wasn't jeffrey "hey, i DON'T even have a random unrelated bachelor's degree but i LOVE young girls!" epstein hired on as a high school teacher at an exclusive manhattan prep school?

what an odd pattern.....did matt gaetz "teach" high school as well?
 
2021-10-26 8:42:47 AM  

NM Volunteer: luna1580: NM Volunteer: Did anybody compare the original to photos from the yearbook that year?  I do find it odd for a teenager to wear a watch, and wonder if maybe they were fellow young teachers or staffers.

Although if they were students, that wouldn't surprise me either.  I know a few people who went to that school a few years after DeathSantis left, and apparently there was a shakeup of staffing at DeathSantis's time that led to a lot of old people being hired.

The article says these girls would have graduated high school around 2002.

You know, before smart phones were ubiquitous. Mid 90s teens still communicated with codes on their pagers!

Still think it's "odd" they would be wearing watches? Do you even remember the 1990s?

I barely remember the '90s, and I don't remember watches other than my parents wanting me to wear one and me hating it.  Oh well.  The people I knew from that school said something about an English teacher acting inappropriately, not a History teacher.  Maybe they got it mixed up.


well i graduated high school in 1998 in chicagoland, and i certainly remember wearing a watch. i favored those "fossil" brand watches that looked like silver bracelets.

if i remember wearing a watch, to tell time, and you remember being TOLD to wear a watch, and nobody had a cell phone in their pocket to tell time, it's a pretty sure thing that teenagers were still wearing watches circa 2000.

and that 25-ish YO ronny DeSuckass was getting those watch-wearing-teen-girls nice and drunk and morally "pliable" every weekend......
 
2021-10-26 8:43:41 AM  

Rapmaster2000: The real scandal is that haircut.


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2021-10-26 8:44:35 AM  

foo monkey: OmnomnomCookies: He's going to have to up his pedo game. Trump has openly talked about committing sexual assault, wanting to bang his daughter, and walking in on underage pageant contestants while they were changing clothes-and the Evangelicals love him. Ron will at minimum need to marry a half dozen teen concubines to show how committed he is.

With the current backlog of shipping containers?  Let's be realistic.


That is so farked up, I know that was your intent, but damn dude!

/and I laughed
//aisle seat please
///666 is evenly divided by 3
 
2021-10-26 8:46:52 AM  

theteacher: I wonder what his grades were from Yale.

Long Form!

How the hell did he get INTO  Yale?


This is a classic example of a seemingly intelligent person acting stupid.

....but I look at that yearbook haircut and start to think that maybe he's just book smart -- or that he cheated.
 
2021-10-26 8:51:22 AM  
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/Gaetz, Greenberg, and DeathSentence
 
2021-10-26 8:53:32 AM  
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2021-10-26 8:56:34 AM  

RasIanI: Rapmaster2000: The real scandal is that haircut.

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2021-10-26 9:00:51 AM  

RasIanI: Rapmaster2000: The real scandal is that haircut.

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come on you guys! he was just trying to be young and cool! that 90s bowl-cut was a thing! it was even a skater thing! even leonardo dicaprio had one!

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2021-10-26 9:02:39 AM  
fun fact: leonardo dicaprio is 4 years older than ronny desuckass
 
2021-10-26 9:14:46 AM  

Smoking GNU: vrax: LOL, this clown.  FFS, I hope he gets burned down and the Earth under him salted.

Odds are he'll be the GQP frontrunner in 2024 if it's not trumpy.


It's a race between him and Abbott for who can be the most loathsome, and therefore most appealing to the Republican base.
 
2021-10-26 9:20:04 AM  
"Yeah, I was 17 when Ronny knocked me up.  My parents made me have an abortion so I wouldn't screw up my scholarship."

Please Please Please Please Please Please Please
 
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