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(Daily Dot)   Amazon driver makes special delivery during his rounds   (dailydot.com) divider line
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5444 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Oct 2021 at 4:01 PM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-10-25 3:27:16 PM  
"Package came too quickly.  Would not order again.  1 star!"
 
2021-10-25 3:36:25 PM  
Others were concerned that if the video blows up, the driver is going to get fired.

It's an Amazon van, even if it's not rigged for audio/video inside he'll have to answer why he spent more than 15 seconds delivering at that address.
 
2021-10-25 3:45:12 PM  

Bootleg: Others were concerned that if the video blows up, the driver is going to get fired.

It's an Amazon van, even if it's not rigged for audio/video inside he'll have to answer why he spent more than 15 seconds delivering at that address.


Who says it did?
 
2021-10-25 4:03:26 PM  
Luckily it was inside a van instead of the aisle of the local supermarket.
 
2021-10-25 4:05:40 PM  
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2021-10-25 4:05:44 PM  

Bootleg: Others were concerned that if the video blows up, the driver is going to get fired.

It's an Amazon van, even if it's not rigged for audio/video inside he'll have to answer why he spent more than 15 seconds delivering at that address.


One click Viagra purchase?
 
2021-10-25 4:06:31 PM  
She was just inspecting the package size is all. She just wanted to make sure it fit in her box.
 
2021-10-25 4:07:13 PM  
Still say it is fake.  Amazon doesn't pay drivers enough for services like that and their monitoring software would have him fired if he was any slower than a fully loaded seminarian at a new assignment.
 
2021-10-25 4:07:26 PM  
"Your package will arrive in 9 months."
 
2021-10-25 4:11:00 PM  
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2021-10-25 4:11:41 PM  
Sparking what now? Is there more to the video? Wait, never mind.
 
2021-10-25 4:12:09 PM  

skyotter: "Your package will arrive in 9 months."


15 months. Sorry, supply chain out front should've told ya.
 
2021-10-25 4:14:00 PM  

skyotter: "Your package will arrive in 9 months."


And automatically charge you monthly for the next 18 years.
 
2021-10-25 4:16:32 PM  
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Oh snap!
 
2021-10-25 4:16:44 PM  
sex!!!
 
2021-10-25 4:18:04 PM  
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Delivery Every: 9 months
 
2021-10-25 4:18:37 PM  
probably her SO is the driver and she's a goer.

Good on her
 
2021-10-25 4:22:12 PM  

tom baker's scarf: probably her SO is the driver and she's a goer.

Good on her


Nudge nudge wink wink.
 
2021-10-25 4:23:26 PM  
Uh oh, she's requesting a return.
 
2021-10-25 4:25:39 PM  
This is downright normal.

A couple decades ago I lived in rowhouse in the city. Across the street was a parking lot for a nightclub, so during the day it was empty. The local UPS driver would park there and have his lunch. Oftentimes another car (always the same car) would join him. Probably the wife / girlfriend / side-chick bringing him something to eat and I'm sure a bit of something something from time to time.
 
2021-10-25 4:26:13 PM  
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2021-10-25 4:27:22 PM  
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2021-10-25 4:28:42 PM  

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Driver was male and Karen just had a meeting with his manager.
 
2021-10-25 4:29:23 PM  

madgonad: This is downright normal.

A couple decades ago I lived in rowhouse in the city. Across the street was a parking lot for a nightclub, so during the day it was empty. The local UPS driver would park there and have his lunch. Oftentimes another car (always the same car) would join him. Probably the wife / girlfriend / side-chick bringing him something to eat and I'm sure a bit of something something from time to time.


There was a video that was popular maybe 10, 15 years ago that had a bunny singing a song- "everyone else has had more sex than me". Whenever I read about this kind of stuff it pops into my head. Apparently there really are people out there that go out at lunch to have sex in a delivery van.
 
2021-10-25 4:34:53 PM  
I used to have a daily scheduled UPS pick up every day at my warehouse at 4:00PM. (circa 1985)

One day i had the loading dock bay door open and UPS backs in. The back door opens and WOOOFFFFF nothing but green pot smoke coming out of that sucker.

I was so jealous.
 
2021-10-25 4:35:06 PM  

Bootleg: Others were concerned that if the video blows up, the driver is going to get fired.

It's an Amazon van, even if it's not rigged for audio/video inside he'll have to answer why he spent more than 15 seconds delivering at that address.


30 minute lunch?
 
2021-10-25 4:36:00 PM  

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Oh snap!


"business minutes"

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2021-10-25 4:37:59 PM  

Katie98_KT: There was a video that was popular maybe 10, 15 years ago that had a bunny singing a song- "everyone else has had more sex than me". Whenever I read about this kind of stuff it pops into my head. Apparently there really are people out there that go out at lunch to have sex in a delivery van.


TISM - Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me [HD]
Youtube ENnAa7rqtBM
 
2021-10-25 4:39:22 PM  
Maybe it was his lunch break and she was emptying his pee bottle.
 
2021-10-25 4:39:43 PM  

steklo: I used to have a daily scheduled UPS pick up every day at my warehouse at 4:00PM. (circa 1985)

One day i had the loading dock bay door open and UPS backs in. The back door opens and WOOOFFFFF nothing but green pot smoke coming out of that sucker.

I was so jealous.


Uh, pot smoke isn't green
 
2021-10-25 4:40:57 PM  

chitownmike: Uh, pot smoke isn't green


well it smelled like weed. Ok maybe not green...blue?
 
2021-10-25 4:41:19 PM  

Bootleg: Others were concerned that if the video blows up, the driver is going to get fired.

It's an Amazon van, even if it's not rigged for audio/video inside he'll have to answer why he spent more than 15 seconds delivering at that address.


Sounds like an overachiever.
 
2021-10-25 4:43:07 PM  

steklo: chitownmike: Uh, pot smoke isn't green

well it smelled like weed. Ok maybe not green...blue?


Well, if it smelled greenish blue, I'll allow it.
 
2021-10-25 4:45:36 PM  

steklo: chitownmike: Uh, pot smoke isn't green

well it smelled like weed. Ok maybe not green...blue?


Blue smoke means you're burning oil.

Better check the heads.
 
2021-10-25 4:52:47 PM  
The backstory for this is either immensely creepy, or fantastically hilarious.  I feel like there must be a German word to describe such a condition.
 
2021-10-25 4:55:05 PM  

chitownmike: steklo: I used to have a daily scheduled UPS pick up every day at my warehouse at 4:00PM. (circa 1985)

One day i had the loading dock bay door open and UPS backs in. The back door opens and WOOOFFFFF nothing but green pot smoke coming out of that sucker.

I was so jealous.

Uh, pot smoke isn't green


Maybe he was high
 
2021-10-25 4:58:18 PM  

zjoik: chitownmike: steklo: I used to have a daily scheduled UPS pick up every day at my warehouse at 4:00PM. (circa 1985)

One day i had the loading dock bay door open and UPS backs in. The back door opens and WOOOFFFFF nothing but green pot smoke coming out of that sucker.

I was so jealous.

Uh, pot smoke isn't green

Maybe he was high


Thought pot smoke was green...
But then I got high o/''
 
2021-10-25 4:58:29 PM  
Judas Priest - Delivering the Goods (Official Audio)
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2021-10-25 4:59:46 PM  
Congrats to the driver
 
2021-10-25 5:01:35 PM  

maxandgrinch: steklo: [Fark user image image 850x277]

Driver was male and Karen just had a meeting with his manager.


Well, she did ask to talk to whoever is in charge.
 
2021-10-25 5:01:40 PM  

Katie98_KT: madgonad: This is downright normal.

A couple decades ago I lived in rowhouse in the city. Across the street was a parking lot for a nightclub, so during the day it was empty. The local UPS driver would park there and have his lunch. Oftentimes another car (always the same car) would join him. Probably the wife / girlfriend / side-chick bringing him something to eat and I'm sure a bit of something something from time to time.

There was a video that was popular maybe 10, 15 years ago that had a bunny singing a song- "everyone else has had more sex than me". Whenever I read about this kind of stuff it pops into my head. Apparently there really are people out there that go out at lunch to have sex in a delivery van.


Back when the Mrs. and I were first actively trying to get pregnant, I would drive the 4 miles or so home, do the deed, and drive back to work, all on a 30 minute lunch break.
 
2021-10-25 5:01:53 PM  
"If this van's a-rockin', don't bother..."

Umm...

"clocking?"

/damn, it had a good start...
//I'll come in again
 
2021-10-25 5:03:36 PM  
Dear Penthouse letters, I never thought this could happen to me.

Around 1997 I was a traffic reporter in New Orleans. Not from the plane, but from a big studio built specifically to house about 15 small, open audio booths with microphones and a couple of pieces of audio gear, where we'd feed traffic reports to every station in town. It was pretty advanced for its time, with large monitors all over the walls showing our traffic cameras around the city.

One sleepy Tuesday (I can't remember the exact year but can remember the day, odd) one of our radio engineers, who usually works in a cave-like dwelling in the back of the facility, ran in from the street out of breath yelling "Swing camera 3 to the west and point it down!" Driving in, he'd seen a man & woman going at it under an overpass near us, next to the Superdome. Someone swung the camera around, and lo & behold, a mechanic-looking guy had his truck's passenger door open, and two of them were going after it with gusto in a position that would have allowed both to watch professional wrestling at the same time. Our cameras' zoom was so good, we could tell he was wearing a Zebra t-shirt and had one hand holding onto the chicken-bar over the door while going through this Zumba routine.

We watched transfixed for about 5 minutes, some of us doing live reports on the air trying not to laugh. The couple finished up, lit cigarettes, and I swear to god, he pulled a lunch cooler out of the truck bed, they both had a sandwich and a Coke, and then went at it *again* for about 25 minutes. (I remember them being pretty tidy and not leaving any litter from their lunch.) 2nd time she was on her back with her shoes at first up on his shoulders, then on the truck ceiling.

By this time our boss had joined us, who stood in the back of the studio watching the entertainment we'd unexpectedly been gifted. At some point when the room was pretty quiet, he said in a really low baritone that could sterilize frogs from 50 yards when he was mad, "Uh, say, isn't that one of the four cameras that (local TV station) just began carrying live on their website?"

Thankfully it was the very early days of video streaming & no one had the bandwidth yet to actually be able to see the videos live on their site.  We watched the site off & on the next few days, but did not see a return engagement.
 
2021-10-25 5:07:45 PM  

chitownmike: steklo: I used to have a daily scheduled UPS pick up every day at my warehouse at 4:00PM. (circa 1985)

One day i had the loading dock bay door open and UPS backs in. The back door opens and WOOOFFFFF nothing but green pot smoke coming out of that sucker.

I was so jealous.

Uh, pot smoke isn't green


The pot was.
 
2021-10-25 5:09:28 PM  

hlehmann: Back when the Mrs. and I were first actively trying to get pregnant


Trying to get my first wife preggers was some of the most amazing sex I've had with her.

and luckily for me, I was shooting blanks. Unlike a certain Alec Baldwin...

it was one day, I was getting ready for a gig and she pulled me aside, "Stek, before you go, I'm ovulating, let's go upstairs..."

then after that, I got in the car, drove to the gig with a big old smile on my face, lit a J in the parking lot and screamed.."Sex, drugs and rock and roll!"
 
2021-10-25 5:11:27 PM  

bughunter: I'll come in again


I don't know!  Mr Wentworth told me to come in and say there was trouble at mill...
 
2021-10-25 5:13:49 PM  
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2021-10-25 5:22:17 PM  
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Nesconset, NY Circa 1984

I used to deliver pizza as a young adult in 1984. I always expected at least ONE customer to ask me for extra pepperoni.

One woman actually did.

Every Sunday night, last call, I would run her meal to her, She had a glass coffee table in her living room lined up with coke and a straw and she always had the best weed. I would get there party up, and she would play CD's on her stereo and we would have a nice quiet time on the sofa.

One night she slips off into her bedroom and comes back in a bathrobe.

"What do you say we take this back to my bedroom?" and she un-does her robe.

I got instantly nervous as she was an older woman and I really wasn't into her that way. (did not find her attractive)

I stumbled for a good excuse and she got really angry at me for not taking her up on her offer...


"I spent really good money on that coke Mister!"

then...

A few days later she calls me.

She needs a ride to her coke dealer. She didn't have a car. So I agree and on the way there she tells me the guy we're visiting is an ex-Vietnam vet who's missing an arm and hates it when people stare at him and she made me promise not to stare...

We get there and its a small group of people sitting around the kitchen table playing cards. We sit down and a joint is being passed around. I take a toke or two and get stoned. And what happens when I get stoned? I get quiet and start looking out the window behind the vet with the missing arm and he starts accusing me of staring at him.

He gets up and displays a gun in his waist and goes to reach for it.

"Why are you staring at me? Want something to stare at? Why not stare at this gun?" He gets the gun out and points it at me.

His friend, a bit more logical advises that we should leave ASAP.

So we're going through the front door and on the way out Susie punches me in the arm.

"I never got my coke! and now I can't go back!"

A week or so later, I didn't hear from her for her weekly Sunday pizza order and so I go over there anyway to see what's up.

All around her door is police tape.

I never saw her again.
 
2021-10-25 5:33:51 PM  

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2021-10-25 5:40:49 PM  
*checks phone* This is a picture of a newborn wedged in a hedge.
 
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