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(Frank Gehry)   Paris Hilton's wedding registry, including $1,845 caviar-vodak set and $4,885 vase, which is presumably pronounced "vahz"   (gearys.com) divider line
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2021-10-25 4:05:54 PM  
You can't buy class
 
2021-10-25 4:15:37 PM  

AlgaeRancher: You can't buy class


She doesn't need to. She's got a trust fund.
 
2021-10-25 4:16:07 PM  

AlgaeRancher: You can't buy class


You can't bike, Lass.

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2021-10-25 5:23:56 PM  
Paris Hilton is still a thing? Is it 2004 already?
 
2021-10-25 5:36:19 PM  
I mean, for super rich people having a super rich wedding with super rich guests, that's really not insane. A lot of serving and decorative shiat, but only a few items are over a couple grand. Most are in the $100-$500 range which is something you could spend on someone's wedding depending on how well you know them. And again, we're dealing with super rich, so a $1000 gift for them is like me putting a $10 bill in an envelope for a wedding. I was expecting like a $50,000 wall clock or tiny giraffe.
 
2021-10-25 5:56:28 PM  
pronounced "vahz"

Well isn't that cute, but it's WRONG
 
2021-10-25 6:05:47 PM  
It must be tough for them.  Back when I got married we actually really needed the stuff we put on our registry.  But they're worth about $330 million combined.

I suppose if they were decent people they could tell people to donate to a charity instead of buying them shiat they don't need.

But it is Paris Hilton, so...
 
2021-10-25 6:06:01 PM  
The saddest thing is how many of those are already fulfilled...
//Also, now I'm curious what a Bear Brick is...
 
2021-10-25 6:06:49 PM  

Dr.Fey: AlgaeRancher: You can't buy class

You can't bike, Lass.

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But you can buy ass!
 
2021-10-25 6:10:06 PM  
I'm kinda glad I scrolled through that.
Looks just like everyone else's wedding registry except they're dumb enough to want average looking $300 plates.

Bet they're smart plates.
 
2021-10-25 6:12:43 PM  

MillionDollarMo: Dr.Fey: AlgaeRancher: You can't buy class

You can't bike, Lass.

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But you can buy ass!


Well she could probably use one so there is that
 
2021-10-25 6:22:35 PM  
Last I saw her she was just a walleyed drunk everyone hated, flashing her bits every day or so.
 
2021-10-25 6:25:20 PM  
Okay, I can understand how a 5x7 picture frame can cost $2300 if it's handcrafted from jewels and shiat. But what surprises me is that there are enough people who want one to necessitate actually making that. If I had billions of dollars I don't think it would ever cross my mind "You know, my picture frames just don't have enough jewels on them."
 
2021-10-25 6:26:01 PM  
Beyond that stuff being pricey, it's mainly very useless stuff that just sits in your house.
 
2021-10-25 6:28:21 PM  
I've always found the whole concept of a wedding registry to be tacky.  Adults don't ask people for presents.
 
2021-10-25 6:34:13 PM  

browntimmy: I don't think it would ever cross my mind "You know, my picture frames just don't have enough jewels on them."


I never would have but now that you said it, I'm looking around at my picture frames and wishing they had more jewels.
 
2021-10-25 6:36:17 PM  

AlgaeRancher: You can't buy class


That's the point.  Other people buy it and give it to you.  That's what (ostensibly) rich people do.

Oh, well.  Doesn't really concern me, but Best Wishes to the bride, I s'pose.

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2021-10-25 6:36:58 PM  
What will Paris give her wedding guests as a party favor?
 
2021-10-25 6:38:00 PM  
my wife, Morgan Fairchild, and I are still waiting for our invite
 
2021-10-25 6:41:26 PM  

Xythero: I've always found the whole concept of a wedding registry to be tacky.  Adults don't ask people for presents.


They exist so people don't get 20 toasters and 10 blenders.

People want to give gifts at weddings so you tell them what you need and then you get only one of each.

It's a pretty simple and practical concept.
 
2021-10-25 6:44:31 PM  

Tor_Eckman: Xythero: I've always found the whole concept of a wedding registry to be tacky.  Adults don't ask people for presents.

They exist so people don't get 20 toasters and 10 blenders.

People want to give gifts at weddings so you tell them what you need and then you get only one of each.

It's a pretty simple and practical concept.


We specifically didn't make one so everyone gave money and it helped cover the cost of the wedding. Worked out nicely.

/But hey if you would rather have stuff go for it.
 
2021-10-25 6:45:01 PM  
Well how else would you pronounce it?
 
2021-10-25 6:55:29 PM  

Tor_Eckman: People want to give gifts at weddings


Yeah!

/we do?
 
2021-10-25 7:17:04 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: my wife, Morgan Fairchild, and I are still waiting for our invite



Probly got sent to where you winter.
 
2021-10-25 7:45:05 PM  
What do you get for the bride who has everything?

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2021-10-25 7:47:03 PM  
Rich people wasting their money on expensive stuff like this rather than hoarding all their money is a good thing.
 
2021-10-25 7:50:44 PM  
Pretty tasteful stuff.

You can get farked on those walnut and oak pieces though.

They can call me, I'll make an edge grain version of those cutting boards that won't look like shiat after the first time you use them.

And the walnut, not a good decision, lots of people are allergic to the oils.
 
2021-10-25 8:07:42 PM  

AlgaeRancher: Tor_Eckman: Xythero: I've always found the whole concept of a wedding registry to be tacky.  Adults don't ask people for presents.

They exist so people don't get 20 toasters and 10 blenders.

People want to give gifts at weddings so you tell them what you need and then you get only one of each.

It's a pretty simple and practical concept.

We specifically didn't make one so everyone gave money and it helped cover the cost of the wedding. Worked out nicely.

/But hey if you would rather have stuff go for it.


In some circles that would be seen as tacky.

But hey, my first wedding was almost 30 years ago and my second was in my living room with one witness.  So what do I know?
 
2021-10-25 8:18:18 PM  
I thought her schtick now was spreading STDs and EDM in Ibiza full time.
 
2021-10-25 8:32:31 PM  
In other news Paris Hilton is getting married

In other other news there's someone who wants to marry Paris Hilton
 
2021-10-25 8:43:20 PM  
They're getting Married on November 11th??
Is it just me or is it extremely tacky having a wedding on Remembrance Day?
Let me guess, the ceremony starts on the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 1th month.
 
2021-10-25 8:45:43 PM  

Russell_Secord: In other other news there's someone who wants to marry Paris Hilton


Wiki:  Her perfume line alone has brought in over US$2.5 billion in revenue to date.[7][8]

So between that and she's sexier than anyone most people will ever kiss, I agree.  It's shocking.

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/I know, I know, she's a skank because she had sex with everyone but you
//"not with a ten foot pole," he typed from his basement
 
2021-10-25 8:47:49 PM  

Dr.Fey: Russell_Secord: In other other news there's someone who wants to marry Paris Hilton

Wiki:  Her perfume line alone has brought in over US$2.5 billion in revenue to date.[7][8]

So between that and she's sexier than anyone most people will ever kiss, I agree.  It's shocking.

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/I know, I know, she's a skank because she had sex with everyone but you
//"not with a ten foot pole," he typed from his basement


We have Paris' Fark handle.
 
2021-10-25 8:48:07 PM  

stuhayes2010: Beyond that stuff being pricey, it's mainly very useless stuff that just sits in your house.


But that seems pretty standard for the wedding industry.  A lot of stuff that could be of use, but most people will never use a crystal backscratcher or a bronze toilet paper caddy, or whatever.  The kind of absolute sh*t that a certain former President would have on display.  It exists simply to be given and received, and if you don't open it or handle it too much, can be given and received again and again.  The way the industry gets around that is to make sets of things, so a single unit that you give or got isn't much use if you go by the registry.
 
2021-10-25 8:51:22 PM  

Dr.Fey: So between that...


No, Dr. Fey, you're missing the point!  She's also superficial.  I would never marry a famous billionaire with a social life and vacations about which I could only dream of!  About what would we discourse?  How miserable would my life be?  Unthinkable!

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2021-10-25 8:56:24 PM  

Dr.Fey: Dr.Fey: So between that...

No, Dr. Fey, you're missing the point!  She's also superficial.  I would never marry a famous billionaire with a social life and vacations about which I could only dream of!  About what would we discourse?  How miserable would my life be?  Unthinkable!

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So you'd have to be screwing, literally, every waking moment of the day, assuming she'd even let you.
 
2021-10-25 9:06:15 PM  

scottydoesntknow: I mean, for super rich people having a super rich wedding with super rich guests, that's really not insane. A lot of serving and decorative shiat, but only a few items are over a couple grand. Most are in the $100-$500 range which is something you could spend on someone's wedding depending on how well you know them. And again, we're dealing with super rich, so a $1000 gift for them is like me putting a $10 bill in an envelope for a wedding. I was expecting like a $50,000 wall clock or tiny giraffe.


I want a tiny giraffe
 
2021-10-25 9:09:17 PM  
Jesus is right. Fuggin peasants
 
2021-10-25 9:17:27 PM  
That is comparable to an $18 bottle of vodka and a $48 vase (rhymes with base) for the rest of us.

It's all about that decimal system.
 
2021-10-25 9:27:58 PM  
At some point in the past, wedding gifts were so the newlyweds have some things to start out their new life. This was under the assumption that they were young and don't have a job that pays a lot of money. So they needed that plate set and toaster.

But why the fark does Paris Hilton need any of that shiat, particularly the pointless jeweled stuff? She has a trust fund and her own TV show.

Oh she's an AW and a grifter. Sorry, carry on.
 
2021-10-25 9:43:31 PM  

hoodiowithtudio: I want a tiny giraffe


Tiny giraffes for some, miniature American flags for others!
 
2021-10-25 9:46:08 PM  
Lot o' bitter, jealous Farkers in here.

The end of the month's coming up... you guys better figure out how you're gonna get that $200 for your share of the rent, or your seven other roommates will kick your ass again.
 
2021-10-25 9:51:29 PM  

stuhayes2010: Beyond that stuff being pricey, it's mainly very useless stuff that just sits in your house.


Hey now, there's no need to bring my ex-wife into this.
 
2021-10-25 9:52:10 PM  
Looks like just about anything sold at Marshalls. Except the Orrefors and Baccarat crystal. Those have a recognizable style.
 
2021-10-25 10:20:57 PM  

NathanAllen: Pretty tasteful stuff.

You can get farked on those walnut and oak pieces though.

They can call me, I'll make an edge grain version of those cutting boards that won't look like shiat after the first time you use them.

And the walnut, not a good decision, lots of people are allergic to the oils.


Do you have a site?
 
2021-10-25 10:27:49 PM  
She has yet to send a thank you card for the $50 market basket card I hand delivered to her limo on her birthday. I had to wait in the farking bushes for 3 hours. Fark her!!
 
2021-10-25 10:33:56 PM  
Wow, ok. How much did y'all pay for your caviar and vodak service? The super cheap ones are crap, you know.
 
2021-10-25 10:57:37 PM  

hoodiowithtudio: scottydoesntknow: I mean, for super rich people having a super rich wedding with super rich guests, that's really not insane. A lot of serving and decorative shiat, but only a few items are over a couple grand. Most are in the $100-$500 range which is something you could spend on someone's wedding depending on how well you know them. And again, we're dealing with super rich, so a $1000 gift for them is like me putting a $10 bill in an envelope for a wedding. I was expecting like a $50,000 wall clock or tiny giraffe.

I want a tiny giraffe


That's your heart talking. Your wallet would like to remind you that the vet bills along with the tiny giraffe food pellets are both not tiny in price.
 
2021-10-25 11:00:01 PM  
I PROTEST SOMEONE I DON'T KNOW GIVING USELESS CRAP TO SOMEONE ELSE I DON'T KNOW!!!
 
2021-10-26 12:02:01 AM  
I've seen so many vases I've become vase blase.
 
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