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(Some Guy)   A unique dilemma has arisen. One the one hand, Hallmark Christmas Movie. On the other hand, Bruce Campbell   (the-screening-space.com) divider line
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2021-10-25 2:24:17 PM  
Is that eyebrows from the OC with him? Also, Bruce looks kinda bored.
 
2021-10-25 2:33:18 PM  

ryork01: Is that eyebrows from the OC with him? Also, Bruce looks kinda bored.


If you were doing a Hallmark thing, but thinking of a naked Lucy Lawless, I bet you'd look a bid unhappy, too.
 
2021-10-25 2:48:46 PM  
Yes
 
2021-10-25 3:03:10 PM  
It might be getting time to put a shotgun in my mouth and pull the trigger with my toe.

But... meh... I guess it'll be fine. Goddammit.
 
2021-10-25 4:03:50 PM  
Does his character work at S-mart?
 
2021-10-25 4:05:42 PM  
Shoulda made two version.  One for Hallmark that's your standard drek, and one where everything goes off the rails 15m in and it's all zombies, shotguns, and chainsaws.  Everybody's happy
 
2021-10-25 4:09:54 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Shoulda made two version.  One for Hallmark that's your standard drek, and one where everything goes off the rails 15m in and it's all zombies, shotguns, and chainsaws.  Everybody's happy


And that's how to make a move
 
2021-10-25 4:22:56 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Shoulda made two version.  One for Hallmark that's your standard drek, and one where everything goes off the rails 15m in and it's all zombies, shotguns, and chainsaws.  Everybody's happy


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2021-10-25 4:41:19 PM  
He plays Jack's dad in AP Bio this season. Watch that instead.
 
2021-10-25 4:42:26 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Shoulda made two version.  One for Hallmark that's your standard drek, and one where everything goes off the rails 15m in and it's all zombies, shotguns, and chainsaws.  Everybody's happy


I would watch the hell out of that.
 
2021-10-25 4:54:07 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Shoulda made two version.  One for Hallmark that's your standard drek, and one where everything goes off the rails 15m in and it's all zombies, shotguns, and chainsaws.  Everybody's happy


I'd watch 2 hours of Peter Gallagher and Bruce Campbell getting shiatty drunk with chainsaws and shotguns.  Just sitting around drinking, telling movie stories and destroying shiat.   Hell yes, I'd watch that.
 
2021-10-25 5:08:35 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Shoulda made two version.  One for Hallmark that's your standard drek, and one where everything goes off the rails 15m in and it's all zombies, shotguns, and chainsaws.  Everybody's happy


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2021-10-25 5:13:05 PM  

Aquapope: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Shoulda made two version.  One for Hallmark that's your standard drek, and one where everything goes off the rails 15m in and it's all zombies, shotguns, and chainsaws.  Everybody's happy

I'd watch 2 hours of Peter Gallagher and Bruce Campbell getting shiatty drunk with chainsaws and shotguns.  Just sitting around drinking, telling movie stories and destroying shiat.   Hell yes, I'd watch that.


While, sadly, that hasn't been filmed yet, here's Bruce back in 2005 drinking, eating, and telling stories with Jon Favreau, Rob Zombie, Roger Corman, and Faizon Love:

D45 - Rob Zombie, Bruce Campbell, Roger Corman, and Faizon Love
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2021-10-25 5:23:03 PM  
Maybe it'll play well at two audiences - one being the lonely housewife demographic Hallmark caters to - the other being the annoyed husbands wanting double-entendre quips, dick jokes & farts?
One can dream.
 
2021-10-25 6:08:59 PM  
A dilemma is a choice between two equally bad options, subs.
 
2021-10-25 6:43:40 PM  
Fun fact, this was filmed in Goshen, NY, home of Legoland and Chris Caffery (of Savatage & TSO fame). He actually posted production pics of them filming this mid-summer on his social media.
 
2021-10-25 6:57:38 PM  
Also, he had to fall back on this, his other idea for a gig fell through...
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2021-10-25 7:39:01 PM  

FriarReb98: Also, he had to fall back on this, his other idea for a gig fell through...
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I would definitely watch that
 
2021-10-25 8:11:45 PM  
I've never seen Bruce in a role where he wasn't camping it up.  Hallmark has it's own special brand of 'camp', but it's not the same.  I don't want to see Bruce going against type like this... and I was never in the market for a Hallmark movie anyway.

Still love 'ya, Bruce.
 
2021-10-25 9:16:48 PM  
I don't like this timeline.
 
2021-10-25 10:00:20 PM  
If Bruce is getting paid so that he can continue Bruce things, I'm OK with this.
 
2021-10-25 10:25:01 PM  
So is Bruce the one in the Big City ad agency wanting that big promotion and Peter is his feisty sidekick encouraging him to get it? Or is it the other way around?
 
2021-10-26 12:32:12 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Shoulda made two version.  One for Hallmark that's your standard drek, and one where everything goes off the rails 15m in and it's all zombies, shotguns, and chainsaws.  Everybody's happy


With creative spicing in of some of his older work, and maybe some dubbing and deepfakes, I suspect it will be done in time for next Christmas

(I'm not saying I'd do it... I don't have those sort of talents.  But I'd be willing to throw a few bucks towards someone who had the time and skill to create a totally legal parody derivative)
 
2021-10-26 4:20:59 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Shoulda made two version.  One for Hallmark that's your standard drek, and one where everything goes off the rails 15m in and it's all zombies, shotguns, and chainsaws.  Everybody's happy


Well...he sorta did?
 
2021-10-26 10:30:34 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Shoulda made two version.  One for Hallmark that's your standard drek, and one where everything goes off the rails 15m in and it's all zombies, shotguns, and chainsaws.  Everybody's happy


BLACK FRIDAY Trailer (2021) Bruce Campbell
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Trailer just dropped last night.
I'm excited.
 
2021-10-26 11:29:21 AM  
Bruce is cool and all, but he's not immune from being in low-budget shiat
 
2021-10-26 11:44:13 AM  

TDWCom29: Bruce is cool and all, but he's not immune from being in low-budget shiat


Low-budget shiat is what made his career.  I think he's quite comfortable with his place in cinema.

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2021-10-26 1:54:50 PM  

TDWCom29: Bruce is cool and all, but he's not immune from being in low-budget shiat


The offensive thing about Ice Breaker is how criminally they misused him. We've got one of the most charismatic B-movie actors ever, let's give him a stoic villain with a tragic backstory who delivers every line completely straight and has almost entirely functional dialog that advances the action.

(I actually like David Giancola's first film, Time Chasers, but it seems like every movie he made after that just got worse)
 
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