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(Austin News KXAN)   Headline: Flesh-eating STD, Lede: Flesh-eating STD, 3rd paragraph "does not actually eat the flesh"   (kxan.com) divider line
    More: Asinine, Epidemiology, United Kingdom, Sexually transmitted disease, rare disease, Granuloma inguinale, AIDS, South Africa, Human sexual behavior  
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2021-10-25 2:19:05 PM  
I'm just mad about Saffron
and she's just mad about me.
After swapping groinal juice on her divan.
Something's eating at my pee-pee

They call me Donovanosis (Quite rightly)

My apologies - I blame too much 60s feel-good power folk and love for making Antediluvian babies, oh yeah.
 
2021-10-25 4:52:23 PM  
The human race will keep getting new STDs. it has been prophesied.

/no, really.
 
2021-10-25 4:52:54 PM  
Fleshlight-eating STD
 
2021-10-25 4:54:38 PM  
I mean, they could probably call it the bleeding genital lesion STD and get as much blegh-factor.
 
2021-10-25 4:57:30 PM  
Vaginal phlegm
 
2021-10-25 5:00:34 PM  
Regardless, he's immune.
Family Guy - Quagmire has every known disease
Youtube At5R5OdHnxo
 
2021-10-25 5:01:17 PM  
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*Googles Donovanosis*

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2021-10-25 5:02:35 PM  
She added: "Using contraception significantly reduces the risk of contracting the disease."

Condoms, maybe. The Pill, probably not.
 
2021-10-25 5:03:51 PM  
It doesn't eat the flesh.

It just has a taste.
 
2021-10-25 5:04:54 PM  
"Beefy Red Lesions" sounds like an appetizer at Applebee's.
 
2021-10-25 5:11:09 PM  
Tease.
 
2021-10-25 5:13:53 PM  
That's why "flesh-eating" is in quotation marks, because it's not actually "flesh-eating".
 
2021-10-25 5:15:22 PM  

ukexpat: That's why "flesh-eating" is in quotation marks, because it's not actually "flesh-eating".


Came here to say this.  The article headline is fine as it is.
 
2021-10-25 5:17:22 PM  

Resident Muslim: The human race will keep getting new STDs. it has been prophesied.

/no, really.


And in sane arguments, bacteria and viruses also evolve.
 
2021-10-25 5:18:59 PM  

Walker: [Fark user image 850x405]
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*Googles Donovanosis*

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why. why did i not take your account as a warning? whyyyy
 
2021-10-25 5:22:52 PM  
Turns out it's just funky fresh eating.

/rip marky mark and the funky bunch
 
2021-10-25 5:26:41 PM  

Walker: [Fark user image image 850x405]
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*Googles Donovanosis*

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Just remember sustained inflammation from bacterial and or fundal infection is nature's way of making it ribbed for both your pleasure.
 
2021-10-25 5:32:23 PM  

Walker: [Fark user image 850x405]
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*Googles Donovanosis*

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2021-10-25 5:39:23 PM  
I, too, strike that exact pose with my SO when mad.

/no, I don't. Who comes up with these poses?
 
2021-10-25 5:52:37 PM  
Something else I won't ever have to worry about, yaaay... ;_;

/ Assuming it can't be transmitted to fingering/cunnilingus
// Which is most-likely a bad assumption...
 
2021-10-25 5:54:44 PM  
Informative.

Now, if you'll excuse me, as it's almost 6pm on the east coast US, i'm off to eat some flesh.
 
2021-10-25 6:00:17 PM  
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/ I mean, GDPR only came into effect over three years ago, so I can see why you may not yet have had the time to figure out how to not stalk your visitors and steal (and then leak) their personal information 🤷🏻♂
 
2021-10-25 6:03:09 PM  

ReluctantLondon: Something else I won't ever have to worry about, yaaay... ;_;

/ Assuming it can't be transmitted to fingering/cunnilingus
// Which is most-likely a bad assumption...


A very bad assumption
 
2021-10-25 8:37:41 PM  
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Fish Cock:  Does not contain cock.
 
2021-10-25 9:00:49 PM  

dittybopper: [Fark user image image 425x420]

Fish Cock:  Does not contain cock.


It's a wonder people eat it at all
 
2021-10-25 9:08:40 PM  

dittybopper: [Fark user image 425x420]

Fish Cock:  Does not contain cock.


No no no, we call them "fish sticks."
 
2021-10-25 11:08:51 PM  

leeksfromchichis: Resident Muslim: The human race will keep getting new STDs. it has been prophesied.

/no, really.

And in sane arguments, bacteria and viruses also evolve.


I really doubt 14 centuries ago they knew what viruses and bacteria are.

/and for the sciency people here, are mutations considered "evolution"? Yes, no, there's a threshold or criteria?
//and leeks, that's a separate thought, no intention of getting pedantic with you
 
2021-10-25 11:11:54 PM  

C18H27NO3: Vaginal phlegm


I don't want to live long enough to see a vagina coughing and hacking.
 
2021-10-25 11:16:55 PM  

The Reverend Sam Hill: She added: "Using contraception significantly reduces the risk of contracting the disease."

Condoms, maybe. The Pill, probably not.


Scientists: reduces the risk of disease
Horny people: Safe Sex!!1!/&

/there is "safer", there is no "safe"
//half the STDs you know spread through skin contact, not the fluids per se
///yet "safe sex" is pushed as a narrative by people who are supposedly pro Sex-Ed
 
2021-10-25 11:19:54 PM  

Ashelth: Walker: [Fark user image image 850x405]
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*Googles Donovanosis*

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Just remember sustained inflammation from bacterial and or fundal infection is nature's way of making it ribbed for both your pleasure.


I doubt it.  Hers, maybe...assuming you turn off the lights first or somehow she's into scarred penises.
For you, scar tissue loses sensation.

/maybe you can argue delaying ejaculation
 
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