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(The Smoking Gun)   Customer gets all extra-crispy at the KFC drive-thru   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Crime, Drive-through, Alexandra Maldonado, Fast food, KFC drive, child abuse charges, chicken enthusiast, felony burglary  
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4652 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Oct 2021 at 2:35 PM (4 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-10-25 12:30:15 PM  
nickname for an ugly or stupid person, from Spanish mal donado 'ill-favored'.

Perp's name checks out
 
2021-10-25 12:43:03 PM  
Beauty and the beast
She's both
 
2021-10-25 2:36:48 PM  
Karen farkin Can't
 
2021-10-25 2:39:04 PM  
I see Anger Management in her future.
 
2021-10-25 2:39:25 PM  
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2021-10-25 2:40:48 PM  
Awww. shiat...she done pissed off the Colonel.

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2021-10-25 2:41:29 PM  
"Maldonado was freed from the county jail Saturday morning after posting $15,000 bond"

That's really expensive fast food. Hope her salary at the Metro PCS Store can cover it.
 
2021-10-25 2:42:38 PM  
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2021-10-25 2:42:40 PM  
Funny, she doesn't look the way I envision a "chicken bucket brawler."
 
2021-10-25 2:43:21 PM  
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I'd let her slap me around
 
2021-10-25 2:43:34 PM  
Child Abuse charger for striking a KFC employee = Child Labor at KFC?

/got my first job under 18, nobody hit me for shiatty service
//probably should have
/3 for fun
 
2021-10-25 2:43:39 PM  

steklo: "Maldonado was freed from the county jail Saturday morning after posting $15,000 bond"

That's really expensive fast food. Hope her salary at the Metro PCS Store can cover it.


She'll be made a district manager after this.
 
2021-10-25 2:44:04 PM  

dallylamma: Awww. shiat...she done pissed off the Colonel.

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You wouldn't like me when I'm angry
 
2021-10-25 2:44:14 PM  
I say she should fry!
 
2021-10-25 2:45:44 PM  
I would definitely put her in the Danger Zone:

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Probably right around 9,6 to 9,7.

/cue Kenny Loggins
 
2021-10-25 2:46:22 PM  

chitownmike: [Fark user image 275x345]
I'd let her slap me around


I'd run far, far away.
 
2021-10-25 2:46:27 PM  
She's pretty and crazy looking. According to the headline, I was hoping all she did was set the place on fire.
 
2021-10-25 2:48:02 PM  
A KFC almost went up in flames after car at the drive though caught fire
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2021-10-25 2:48:14 PM  
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Put her under house arrest at my house.

/is naked house arrest a thing?
 
2021-10-25 2:48:44 PM  
The smirk on her face says she'd do it again too.
 
2021-10-25 2:51:02 PM  

steklo: "Maldonado was freed from the county jail Saturday morning after posting $15,000 bond"

That's really expensive fast food. Hope her salary at the Metro PCS Store can cover it.


You get the bond back.
 
2021-10-25 2:53:03 PM  
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*throws self to the mercy of the hot-crazy curve*
 
2021-10-25 2:53:56 PM  
I keep flashing on Eric Cartman snorting lines of KFC fried chicken skin.
 
2021-10-25 2:57:51 PM  
I can't imagine why these places are having trouble finding workers...
 
2021-10-25 2:59:21 PM  
I worked at KFC when I was 16 and probably deserved to be punched at least a couple of times.
 
2021-10-25 3:02:24 PM  

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Put her under house arrest at my house.

/is naked house arrest a thing?


Barely.
 
2021-10-25 3:07:01 PM  
We are offering poverty wages and a chance to get assaulted by an increasingly dangerous public. Why don't these lazy bums want to work here?
 
2021-10-25 3:10:10 PM  

beezeltown: She'll be made a district manager after this.


Ah I see they use the US Army's promotion motto..

"screw up, move up"
 
2021-10-25 3:11:33 PM  

Boo_Guy: The smirk on her face says she'd do it again too.


Yup. That's what I was thinking. Either that or the drugs she's on really did a number on her that night.
 
2021-10-25 3:14:32 PM  
Charged with burglary for reaching in the window? That's a stretch...
 
2021-10-25 3:20:47 PM  

NevynFox: [Fark user image image 425x376]


What is that from?  I want to know because I've never met an extra terrestrial, because that prop maker has never seen a human being before.
 
2021-10-25 3:22:42 PM  
After we get all this (gestures towards the current clusterfark) we really need to do a national "chill the fark out" campaign. Like the anti-littering thing we did decades ago.

America really needs to drag the giant stick out of its ass and chill instead of immediately attacking someone every time something doesn't go the way you want.

Jesus ...
 
2021-10-25 3:23:45 PM  
Oops, missed a word:

After we get all this (gestures towards the current clusterfark) sorted,
 
2021-10-25 3:30:20 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: America really needs to drag the giant stick out of its ass and chill


We should think about adding Ecstasy to the nations water supply.

and while we're at it, add some to the Middle East water supply too.
 
2021-10-25 3:30:32 PM  
Metro PCS, not even once.

That's how they treat their own customers and it gets to be a habit.
 
2021-10-25 3:34:05 PM  
The KFC in my hometown burned down to the ground in the 1990's.

/Two days later, there was a sale on Extra Crispy
//Hey-YO!!!
///Slashies come in threes
 
2021-10-25 3:39:05 PM  
"who works at a Metro PCS store"

So she's an expert at dealing with customer service.

/s
 
2021-10-25 3:42:31 PM  

2wolves: So she's an expert at dealing with customer service.


I bet she gets a lot of customers coming in to complain to her how sucky Metro PCS is and she hears it all day long and after a long hard day's work, she waited in line at the KFC, they messed up her order and she blew a gasket and resorted to violence.

oh wait..I forgot about the part of her snorting meth while in the car before she got to KFC.
 
2021-10-25 3:46:11 PM  

steklo: oh wait..I forgot about the part of her snorting meth while in the car before she got to KFC.


Imma go with "her opioids were wearing off."

That shiat makes you real cranky when you're due for another dose.

Especially if you don't have another dose.
 
2021-10-25 4:07:53 PM  
she looks extra spicy
 
2021-10-25 4:12:44 PM  

bughunter: Imma go with "her opioids were wearing off."


eh, I dunno...she was smiling during her mug shot...when people don't get their opioids, they don't smile... at all.
 
2021-10-25 4:12:50 PM  

Ashelth: NevynFox: [Fark user image image 425x376]

What is that from?  I want to know because I've never met an extra terrestrial, because that prop maker has never seen a human being before.


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Harvey Dent had another accident
 
2021-10-25 4:14:11 PM  

steklo: I forgot about the part of her snorting meth while in the car before she got to KFC.


It is Floriduh.
 
2021-10-25 4:14:49 PM  

cwheelie: she looks extra spicy


Can you imagine being her boyfriend and screwing up her meal?

"Honey, you screwed up tonight's meal, now I'm going to have to the punch the shiat out of you!..come here you bastard!"
 
2021-10-25 4:27:06 PM  

Ketchuponsteak: steklo: "Maldonado was freed from the county jail Saturday morning after posting $15,000 bond"

That's really expensive fast food. Hope her salary at the Metro PCS Store can cover it.

You get the bond back.


If she fronted the entire 15k. Otherwise, she hit up a bail bondsman, and is out 1500 permanently.

Considering she works at Metro PCS, she almost certainly didn't front the 15k, and the 1500 she's out was likely everything she had plus some borrowing.
 
2021-10-25 4:39:35 PM  

Mega Steve: Ashelth: NevynFox: [Fark user image image 425x376]

What is that from?  I want to know because I've never met an extra terrestrial, because that prop maker has never seen a human being before.

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Harvey Dent had another accident


Oh
 
2021-10-25 4:47:09 PM  

Private_Citizen: Ketchuponsteak: steklo: "Maldonado was freed from the county jail Saturday morning after posting $15,000 bond"

That's really expensive fast food. Hope her salary at the Metro PCS Store can cover it.

You get the bond back.

If she fronted the entire 15k. Otherwise, she hit up a bail bondsman, and is out 1500 permanently.

Considering she works at Metro PCS, she almost certainly didn't front the 15k, and the 1500 she's out was likely everything she had plus some borrowing.


On a positive note, now she has a felony, so finding a new job will be easy.
 
2021-10-25 4:50:46 PM  
chicken enthusiast
 
2021-10-25 4:52:25 PM  

Private_Citizen: Considering she works at Metro PCS, she almost certainly didn't front the 15k, and the 1500 she's out was likely everything she had plus some borrowing.


I hope it was worth it to her to punch a 16 year old kid at the KFC window.  Some asshat screwed up my order big time at a Pannara bread and I didn't get violent...

I placed the order on the phone.
I drive the 5 miles one way there to pick it up.
I explained to the clerk, that if the order was wrong and I had to come back for any reason, I wouldn't be happy.
She explained, "sir, the bag is sealed and signed off by my manager, I assure you, it's correct"

I get home and there's several meals missing. So I get in the car, drive back...

As soon as I walked in the clerk saw me and disappeared into the kitchen. more than likely to hide from me.

A manager is working the counter and I stood in line, explained my story.

"Well I can tell you now, 3 of those meals, we're out of and probably why they weren't in the bag"

"Well why did you except my order over the phone? We could've selected something else"

"Sorry sir, tell you what, would you like a free cookie for your troubles?"

"A free cookie huh?, NO. How about you pay for the gas I've wasted coming back? How about that?

I stood there in silence, then asked the manager for a full return. Which she gave me. I left the bag of food on the counter for them to deal with Didn't even take it home. I was so pissed.

That was two years ago. Still haven't been back since.
 
2021-10-25 5:20:15 PM  

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I'd let her slap me around


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