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(NBC Washington)   A new migrant caravan is making its way toward 24/7 Fox News coverage   (nbcwashington.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Guatemala, Central America, Mexico, Central American migrants, El Salvador, second day of their march, southern Mexico city of Tapachula Sunday, United States  
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2021-10-25 5:33:37 PM  
No need to worry. That glorious border wall built over the past few years is impenetrable.
 
2021-10-25 7:18:16 PM  
They should take refuge inside Tucker Carlson's ass.
 
2021-10-25 7:18:36 PM  
Hurry up!

I haven't seen a taco truck in years!
 
2021-10-25 7:18:51 PM  
Fox News propagandist looking for new hires help?
 
2021-10-25 7:19:09 PM  
They're early. Midterms aren't until next year.
 
2021-10-25 7:20:45 PM  

Kumana Wanalaia: Hurry up!

I haven't seen a taco truck in years!


I was going to say, if they aren't bringing a taco truck for every corner then they can fark right off.
 
2021-10-25 7:20:46 PM  

edmo: No need to worry. That glorious border wall built over the past few years is impenetrable.


unless you own a ladder

or rope

or a hacksaw
 
2021-10-25 7:21:45 PM  
Mexico requires migrants applying for humanitarian visas or asylum to remain in the border state of Chiapas, next to Guatemala, for their cases to be processed.

It was my understanding that George Soros himself picked them up in busses provided by the Mexican government under Obama's approving eye.
 
2021-10-25 7:25:21 PM  
Fark. Every time a new "caravan" surfaces, it's the first-most Topic of Breathless Conversation with my folks.
 
2021-10-25 7:26:55 PM  

sniderman: Fark. Every time a new "caravan" surfaces, it's the first-most Topic of Breathless Conversation with my folks.


Offer them a one way ticket to Tijuana. I'm sure they think they're offered a free house, job, and Obamaphone if they walk back over without any papers.
 
2021-10-25 7:27:29 PM  
They were talking it on MSNBC today as well, so it's not some made-up Fox thing like in the past. Also, I believe that Biden has kept Dotard's "stay in Mexico" policy in place the last I read, so there should be nothing to "worry" about, right rapepublicans?
 
2021-10-25 7:30:20 PM  
Are these the Gucci Gangsters that Blanche warned us about?!
 
2021-10-25 7:31:06 PM  
Gun them down and feed them to the alligators. It's what Jesus would want. And Trump too, but I repeat myself.
 
2021-10-25 7:32:57 PM  
So, in 2022, tip the new waitress
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2021-10-25 7:34:02 PM  
It's really weird how we're having goods and labor shortages after a prolonged period of high tariffs and low immigration. 

If only there were a way to fix that.
 
2021-10-25 7:36:16 PM  
The last thing this economy needs is more workers right now.
 
2021-10-25 7:37:16 PM  
No doubt conservatives will complain they aren't wearing masks.
 
2021-10-25 7:38:26 PM  

anjin-san: It's really weird how we're having goods and labor shortages after a prolonged period of high tariffs and low immigration. 

If only there were a way to fix that.


Hmm Child labor? Says the republicans I am sure.
 
2021-10-25 7:39:43 PM  
EVERYBODY hisPANIC!
 
2021-10-25 7:41:52 PM  

sniderman: Fark. Every time a new "caravan" surfaces, it's the first-most Topic of Breathless Conversation with my folks.


Give them Pez dispensers filled with Xanax for Halloween.
 
2021-10-25 7:44:10 PM  
Trump and Republicans committing multiple felonies whilw running a coupe no big deal. Poor Immigrants walking towards the border that might lead to a misdemeanor...shiat your pants with Fox News!!!!
 
2021-10-25 7:46:03 PM  

SmileyJoe: anjin-san: It's really weird how we're having goods and labor shortages after a prolonged period of high tariffs and low immigration. 

If only there were a way to fix that.

Hmm Child labor? Says the republicans I am sure.


Have them form a line, he's sniffing as fast as he can

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2021-10-25 7:51:16 PM  
I say we let them all winter in Wyoming or Montana.

House them, feed them, sort out their paperwork through, say, February.

If that doesn't earn them the respect of all those GOP voters out West, nothing will.

/got nuthin
//
///
 
2021-10-25 7:52:58 PM  

sniderman: Fark. Every time a new "caravan" surfaces, it's the first-most Topic of Breathless Conversation with my folks.


Golden opportunity to ask them details about where your family came from.
You know, as immigrants.
 
2021-10-25 7:58:17 PM  

jim32rr: SmileyJoe: anjin-san: It's really weird how we're having goods and labor shortages after a prolonged period of high tariffs and low immigration. 

If only there were a way to fix that.

Hmm Child labor? Says the republicans I am sure.

Have them form a line, he's sniffing as fast as he can

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Seek out a therapist asap. You have disturbing thoughts and need help to make sure the kids around you are safe.
 
2021-10-25 7:58:43 PM  

parasol: I say we let them all winter in Wyoming or Montana.

House them, feed them, sort out their paperwork through, say, February.

If that doesn't earn them the respect of all those GOP voters out West, nothing will.

/got nuthin
//
///


Not only will they still not get respect from those GOP voters out west, they still end up in Wyoming. Or Montana.

/could be worse
//...Nebraska, for example
 
2021-10-25 7:58:45 PM  
OOGA BOOGA.
 
2021-10-25 7:58:57 PM  

jim32rr: SmileyJoe: anjin-san: It's really weird how we're having goods and labor shortages after a prolonged period of high tariffs and low immigration. 

If only there were a way to fix that.

Hmm Child labor? Says the republicans I am sure.

Have them form a line, he's sniffing as fast as he can

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It's all he can do. Republicans have the market cornered on primer-coated vans and Facebook-aided child trafficking.
 
2021-10-25 8:00:30 PM  

Shamwow: jim32rr: SmileyJoe: anjin-san: It's really weird how we're having goods and labor shortages after a prolonged period of high tariffs and low immigration. 

If only there were a way to fix that.

Hmm Child labor? Says the republicans I am sure.

Have them form a line, he's sniffing as fast as he can

[Fark user image 425x531]

Seek out a therapist asap. You have disturbing thoughts and need help to make sure the kids around you are safe.


I'm Jim not Joe, mumble on
 
2021-10-25 8:02:53 PM  

sniderman: Every time a new "caravan" surfaces


I sing Neil Diamond's America.
 
2021-10-25 8:03:12 PM  

jim32rr: Shamwow: jim32rr: SmileyJoe: anjin-san: It's really weird how we're having goods and labor shortages after a prolonged period of high tariffs and low immigration. 

If only there were a way to fix that.

Hmm Child labor? Says the republicans I am sure.

Have them form a line, he's sniffing as fast as he can

[Fark user image 425x531]

Seek out a therapist asap. You have disturbing thoughts and need help to make sure the kids around you are safe.

I'm Jim not Joe, mumble on


Jim, Joe, doesn't matter. GQPers all like to play footsie in the toilet stalls and cup the balls in the locker room, Gym.
 
2021-10-25 8:04:21 PM  
so. . .we're getting the taco trucks?
 
2021-10-25 8:04:52 PM  

jim32rr: SmileyJoe: anjin-san: It's really weird how we're having goods and labor shortages after a prolonged period of high tariffs and low immigration. 

If only there were a way to fix that.

Hmm Child labor? Says the republicans I am sure.

Have them form a line, he's sniffing as fast as he can

[Fark user image 425x531]


Hahahahahaha! This is comedy gold! Pictures of Biden look like he is committing creepy crimes! Nevermind the actual crimes that TFG is accused of.
 
2021-10-25 8:10:42 PM  

Kumana Wanalaia: Hurry up!

I haven't seen a taco truck in years!


Another promise TFG didn't keep. He told me that if I voted for Hillary there would be a taco truck on every corner. Well, I did my part but I still don't see any trucks.

And it's almost Tuesday.
 
2021-10-25 8:11:09 PM  

Kazan: edmo: No need to worry. That glorious border wall built over the past few years is impenetrable.

unless you own a ladder

or rope

or a hacksaw


Next up: we must invade Mexico to take their weapons of mass elevation
 
2021-10-25 8:14:16 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Kumana Wanalaia: Hurry up!

I haven't seen a taco truck in years!

Another promise TFG didn't keep. He told me that if I voted for Hillary there would be a taco truck on every corner. Well, I did my part but I still don't see any trucks.

And it's almost Tuesday.


I am now mentally preparing myself for Taco Tuesday. The struggle is real.
 
2021-10-25 8:18:07 PM  
You'd think the "nobody wants to work" crowd would be happy for the influx.
 
2021-10-25 8:18:17 PM  
Here we see a group of them desperately trying to cross the border

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2021-10-25 8:21:53 PM  
Quite an overreaction to an insignificant story. Why, the people in the caravan are only 1/1,000 the number of illegal immigrants coming over the border this year.
 
2021-10-25 8:22:16 PM  
Do they have smallpox again?
 
2021-10-25 8:32:11 PM  
Dude's nose is out
 
2021-10-25 8:49:22 PM  

Ishkur: sniderman: Every time a new "caravan" surfaces

I sing Neil Diamond's America.


Somewhere on youtube is a video of a white American male sitting on an ugly sofa in a wood paneled room watching the video for Diamond's "America".

He is so motionless in body and face you'd think he was staring down a rabid animal.

Only time I've ever seen someone have NO reaction to it.
 
2021-10-25 8:50:04 PM  
It's not an election year. They won't care.
 
2021-10-25 9:04:18 PM  

Pats_Cloth_Coat: Kazan: edmo: No need to worry. That glorious border wall built over the past few years is impenetrable.

unless you own a ladder

or rope

or a hacksaw

Next up: we must invade Mexico to take their weapons of mass elevation


What a pair of Mexican weapons of mass elevation may look like
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2021-10-25 9:15:19 PM  
Get them trucking licenses which will take care of our shipping container mess.
 
2021-10-25 9:16:58 PM  

thanksagainandagain: sniderman: Fark. Every time a new "caravan" surfaces, it's the first-most Topic of Breathless Conversation with my folks.

Give them Pez dispensers filled with Xanax for Halloween.


Nah, not Xanax.

Ambien would be a ton more fun.
 
2021-10-25 9:19:13 PM  

Zik-Zak: parasol: I say we let them all winter in Wyoming or Montana.

House them, feed them, sort out their paperwork through, say, February.

If that doesn't earn them the respect of all those GOP voters out West, nothing will.

/got nuthin
//
///

Not only will they still not get respect from those GOP voters out west, they still end up in Wyoming. Or Montana.

/could be worse
//...Nebraska, for example


Those hogs don't pack themselves.
 
2021-10-25 9:19:29 PM  
Oh no 2,000 people.

What is that, like half of one seating section at an NFL game?

Welcome them with open arms and jobs that desperately need to be filled.
 
2021-10-25 9:21:08 PM  
This must mean the Democrats are about to pass something and Fox News will never report on it
 
2021-10-25 9:21:43 PM  
If this is anything like the last wave of migrant caravans, it'll reach peak emergency in the days leading up to the midterm elections, then completely disappear.

Republicans playing the classics again.
 
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