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2021-10-25 10:41:53 AM  
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2021-10-25 12:17:48 PM  
My days of not taking crypto seriously have certainly come to a middle.
 
2021-10-25 12:23:53 PM  
You're all just JEALOUS of how rich I am.  I made 5 figures yesterday.  5 FIGURES!
 
2021-10-25 12:49:54 PM  
It rose, then he said he held none and it dipped, then went back up again.  All I know is my tiny $90 investment in it has quadrupled.  Nobody took Dogecoin seriously either, but it got up to nearly seventy cents before it went back to around a quarter.  I wasn't making the same mistake of missing out this time.  If this even hits a penny, it's life altering for me.  At around a dime, I'm a millionaire.  At a quarter, I think I could safely retire.  At the all-time high for Doge level, that's enough for my children to have something resembling a safety net.
 
2021-10-25 12:53:46 PM  

bluorangefyre: It rose, then he said he held none and it dipped, then went back up again.  All I know is my tiny $90 investment in it has quadrupled.  Nobody took Dogecoin seriously either, but it got up to nearly seventy cents before it went back to around a quarter.  I wasn't making the same mistake of missing out this time.  If this even hits a penny, it's life altering for me.  At around a dime, I'm a millionaire.  At a quarter, I think I could safely retire.  At the all-time high for Doge level, that's enough for my children to have something resembling a safety net.


Have you heard of penny stocks or casinos?
 
2021-10-25 12:57:32 PM  

Rapmaster2000: You're all just JEALOUS of how rich I am.  I made 5 figures yesterday.  5 FIGURES!


I love seeing the long lingering anger you have from me making fun of you...lol.  Must have stung!
Poor and angry AND on Fark 24/7.  What a life!
 
2021-10-25 12:58:47 PM  

bluorangefyre: It rose, then he said he held none and it dipped, then went back up again.  All I know is my tiny $90 investment in it has quadrupled.  Nobody took Dogecoin seriously either, but it got up to nearly seventy cents before it went back to around a quarter.  I wasn't making the same mistake of missing out this time.  If this even hits a penny, it's life altering for me.  At around a dime, I'm a millionaire.  At a quarter, I think I could safely retire.  At the all-time high for Doge level, that's enough for my children to have something resembling a safety net.


There are longer shots available, you know. Lottery tickets. Long odds ponies. Fantasy football. All you need to do is hit the right two numbers in a row in roulette and you can do better than Dogecoin will.
 
2021-10-25 1:00:48 PM  

Karne: Rapmaster2000: You're all just JEALOUS of how rich I am.  I made 5 figures yesterday.  5 FIGURES!

I love seeing the long lingering anger you have from me making fun of you...lol.  Must have stung!
Poor and angry AND on Fark 24/7.  What a life!


I have you Farkied as "Only a moron would buy crypto instead of savings bonds."  Shows how much you know.
 
2021-10-25 1:08:03 PM  
Do people ever wonder where all of this disposable income is coming from? And if there is so much money just flying around chasing speculation, that something is... amiss?

I will never forget that I had a doctor's appointment the day after the election of Trump as POTUS. The doctor was just making small talk, but he was talking about buying dollars. About a year later, my dentist was talking about bitcoin. Then another doctor. Then a taxi driver. This has been going on for quite a while. It certainly has legs. And now there are ads in Japanese, Korean, Chinese, and high school kids can buy COIN. And it is at WalMart.

Wow. So who is left? Who is going to buy the next 100 billion or whatever and whatever price? Who are those people? Is it El Salvador? Are they the buyer of last resort? It is going to be amazing. Who is going to stomp on the flaming turd on the doorstep? I really can't wait to see. Apparently, it won't be China or Russia.
 
2021-10-25 1:14:47 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Karne: Rapmaster2000: You're all just JEALOUS of how rich I am.  I made 5 figures yesterday.  5 FIGURES!

I love seeing the long lingering anger you have from me making fun of you...lol.  Must have stung!
Poor and angry AND on Fark 24/7.  What a life!

I have you Farkied as "Only a moron would buy crypto instead of savings bonds."  Shows how much you know.


For those following along, I farkied Rappy as she breathlessly exclaiming 'Only an idiot would buy crypto at $10,000' - and I bring it up in every crypto thread she hangs out all day in.  And it drives her crazy.

BTW , bitcoin is trading at $63,000 currently.  She is a financial genius AND a nostradumbass - great combo.
 
2021-10-25 1:17:36 PM  

Karne: Rapmaster2000: Karne: Rapmaster2000: You're all just JEALOUS of how rich I am.  I made 5 figures yesterday.  5 FIGURES!

I love seeing the long lingering anger you have from me making fun of you...lol.  Must have stung!
Poor and angry AND on Fark 24/7.  What a life!

I have you Farkied as "Only a moron would buy crypto instead of savings bonds."  Shows how much you know.

For those following along, I farkied Rappy as she breathlessly exclaiming 'Only an idiot would buy crypto at $10,000' - and I bring it up in every crypto thread she hangs out all day in.  And it drives her crazy.

BTW , bitcoin is trading at $63,000 currently.  She is a financial genius AND a nostradumbass - great combo.


FIVE FIGURES!  That's probably more money than you've ever seen in your life.  Maybe if you hadn't spent your stimmy on poor people stuff like bills, you would be as rich and humble as me.  FIVE FIGURES!
 
2021-10-25 2:04:55 PM  

2fardownthread: bluorangefyre: It rose, then he said he held none and it dipped, then went back up again.  All I know is my tiny $90 investment in it has quadrupled.  Nobody took Dogecoin seriously either, but it got up to nearly seventy cents before it went back to around a quarter.  I wasn't making the same mistake of missing out this time.  If this even hits a penny, it's life altering for me.  At around a dime, I'm a millionaire.  At a quarter, I think I could safely retire.  At the all-time high for Doge level, that's enough for my children to have something resembling a safety net.

There are longer shots available, you know. Lottery tickets. Long odds ponies. Fantasy football. All you need to do is hit the right two numbers in a row in roulette and you can do better than Dogecoin will.


I said I missed out on the whole Dogecoin craze.  By the time I got into it, it was too late.  I did, however, get into the Shiba INU craze, when it averaged a little over $0.000008.  And everybody is like, "We're buying a Lamborghini!"  Fark that!  But right now my $90 has turned into a little over $400.  And if it crashes or whatever, I've still only lost $90.  I'm not going to be one of those crazy Doge investors who loses $200,000 and still screams to hold.  I know exactly when I'm cashing out, and if it takes years to do it, so be it.
 
2021-10-25 2:37:56 PM  
I thought peak crypto was reached years ago when a parody memecoin based around a picture of a dog funded the Jamaican bobsled team.

It turns out I wasn't even close- we now have a knockoff of that parody memecoin trying to leverage the fact a gazillionaire who owns the original parody posted a picture of his dog.

/Off to start Ibu Shina, a brand new cryptocoin based around a mirror image of a dog.
//Invest now!
 
2021-10-25 2:42:42 PM  

Glockenspiel Hero: I thought peak crypto was reached years ago when a parody memecoin based around a picture of a dog funded the Jamaican bobsled team.

It turns out I wasn't even close- we now have a knockoff of that parody memecoin trying to leverage the fact a gazillionaire who owns the original parody posted a picture of his dog.


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2021-10-25 4:21:21 PM  

Rapmaster2000: FIVE FIGURES!  That's probably more money than you've ever seen in your life.  Maybe if you hadn't spent your stimmy on poor people stuff like bills, you would be as rich and humble as me.  FIVE FIGURES!


Man, threads like this make me so sad.  You see, as a hawk, I'm physically unable to click the necessary buttons required to invest in the cryptos.  As a result, I will never be as rich or as smart as your thread buddies.

It's a shame, really, as I'm quite good at winging it.
 
2021-10-25 6:52:31 PM  

Hawk the Hawk: Rapmaster2000: FIVE FIGURES!  That's probably more money than you've ever seen in your life.  Maybe if you hadn't spent your stimmy on poor people stuff like bills, you would be as rich and humble as me.  FIVE FIGURES!

Man, threads like this make me so sad.  You see, as a hawk, I'm physically unable to click the necessary buttons required to invest in the cryptos.  As a result, I will never be as rich or as smart as your thread buddies.

It's a shame, really, as I'm quite good at winging it.


Well, you can always cry about it in every thread, so you have that going for you!

*hands Hawk a hanky
 
2021-10-25 7:04:46 PM  

Karne: Hawk the Hawk: Rapmaster2000: FIVE FIGURES!  That's probably more money than you've ever seen in your life.  Maybe if you hadn't spent your stimmy on poor people stuff like bills, you would be as rich and humble as me.  FIVE FIGURES!

Man, threads like this make me so sad.  You see, as a hawk, I'm physically unable to click the necessary buttons required to invest in the cryptos.  As a result, I will never be as rich or as smart as your thread buddies.

It's a shame, really, as I'm quite good at winging it.

Well, you can always cry about it in every thread, so you have that going for you!

*hands Hawk a hanky


Sympathy AND brains?!  Be still, my beating heart!
 
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