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2021-10-25 5:36:58 AM  
Trump gets on the phone "Get me those guys, they seem to know what they're doing!"
 
2021-10-25 5:51:45 AM  
So how many coups has Sudan had in the last few decades? I've lost count.
 
2021-10-25 5:59:32 AM  
Get Djibouti on the phone tonight!

/make my day
//make my day
///make my make my day
 
2021-10-25 6:01:46 AM  
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What a major problem for Khartoum might look like.

/HOTY subby
 
2021-10-25 6:02:32 AM  
Imagine yourself yourself in their place.  If you've got any sense, you'll fill your pockets too. Because your regime is officially over. I've seen coups from Angola to Zanzibar and this is how it ends. In the trunk of a taxi to the airport, your belly full of diamonds and vodka, praying your driver doesn't rat you out to the Reds at the last checkpoint. Because then the last thing you'll ever hear, besides a pistol cocking behind your head, is Ivan's laugh...
 
2021-10-25 6:03:51 AM  
The Rules for Rulers
Youtube rStL7niR7gs
 
2021-10-25 6:29:27 AM  
Sudanly coup?
 
2021-10-25 6:49:28 AM  
Omar al-Bashir twirling his moustache like a Khartoum villain.
 
2021-10-25 6:57:04 AM  
Nice one subby. And just in time to be a HOTY candidate.
 
2021-10-25 7:12:08 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: So how many coups has Sudan had in the last few decades? I've lost count.


Yes.
 
2021-10-25 7:16:05 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Tyrone Slothrop: So how many coups has Sudan had in the last few decades? I've lost count.

Yes.


Are we counting coup here?
 
2021-10-25 7:25:49 AM  

Boojum2k: Gyrfalcon: Tyrone Slothrop: So how many coups has Sudan had in the last few decades? I've lost count.

Yes.

Are we counting coup here?


I wouldn't touch that with ten foot pole.
 
2021-10-25 7:42:41 AM  

hoodiowithtudio: Boojum2k: Gyrfalcon: Tyrone Slothrop: So how many coups has Sudan had in the last few decades? I've lost count.

Yes.

Are we counting coup here?

I wouldn't touch that with ten foot pole.


I'm missing mine, can I substitute an eight foot Hungarian instead?

/Don't ask where he got eight feet from
 
2021-10-25 7:48:24 AM  
khartoum is in the room
 
2021-10-25 8:08:13 AM  
HOTY?  Nobody knows what movie that is from, old people.
 
2021-10-25 8:12:34 AM  

aungen: HOTY?  Nobody knows what movie that is from, old people.


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2021-10-25 8:20:40 AM  

aungen: HOTY?  Nobody knows what movie that is from, old people.


That's what the Khartoum network is for.
 
2021-10-25 8:21:36 AM  
Wow... I didn't know that continent had any democracies left to overthrow.
 
2021-10-25 8:35:30 AM  
No Subby, I am the walrus, coup coup Khartoum.
 
2021-10-25 8:43:51 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: So how many coups has Sudan had in the last few decades? I've lost count.


You've been counting coup? Your father was a hamster and your mother smelled of elderberries.
 
2021-10-25 9:07:30 AM  
So mostly "Peaceful" protests!  So glad that Africa is the Continent of Love and Kumbaya!  I'm thinking some COL or GEN wasn't getting enough bribe money!
 
2021-10-25 9:13:02 AM  
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Miss me yet?
 
2021-10-25 9:14:04 AM  

Pert: Get Djibouti on the phone tonight!

/make my day
//make my day
///make my make my day


Sheik Djibouti?

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2021-10-25 9:14:33 AM  
So, Civilian Leaders we're arrested Sudanly?
 
2021-10-25 9:14:43 AM  

NephilimNexus: Wow... I didn't know that continent had any democracies left to overthrow.


If it makes you feel better, it wasn't one.
 
2021-10-25 9:35:18 AM  
Oh good, military governments have such a fine track record too.
 
2021-10-25 9:38:18 AM  

BigNumber12: NephilimNexus: Wow... I didn't know that continent had any democracies left to overthrow.

If it makes you feel better, it wasn't one.


Sudan barely had a government worth the name.
 
2021-10-25 9:45:09 AM  
"the military is revolting,"  tom said sudanly
 
2021-10-25 10:06:59 AM  
Where is the Khartoum? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering Khartoum!
 
2021-10-25 10:14:06 AM  

MBooda: No Subby, I am the walrus, coup coup Khartoum.


Shut the fark up, Donny.
 
2021-10-25 10:24:33 AM  
It's a coup from outta the blue, dude

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2021-10-25 10:54:52 AM  

Swampmaster: So mostly "Peaceful" protests!  So glad that Africa is the Continent of Love and Kumbaya!  I'm thinking some COL or GEN wasn't getting enough bribe money!


Good thing the US had that "peaceful" protest on Jan 6.  All they wanted to do was help some real estate investor who was afraid of losing his bribery money and maybe kill some elected officials.

Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones.  The only difference between the US and Sudan this year was their evil people were better organized on the day they decided to make their move.
 
2021-10-25 11:01:50 AM  
Do the coup leaders fear death?  I'm sure they don't want end up in Khartoum, in a Khartoum graveyard.
 
2021-10-25 11:06:26 AM  

Bread314: Swampmaster: So mostly "Peaceful" protests!  So glad that Africa is the Continent of Love and Kumbaya!  I'm thinking some COL or GEN wasn't getting enough bribe money!

Good thing the US had that "peaceful" protest on Jan 6.  All they wanted to do was help some real estate investor who was afraid of losing his bribery money and maybe kill some elected officials.

Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones.  The only difference between the US and Sudan this year was their evil people were better organized on the day they decided to make their move.


They've had more practice. Give us some time and we'll get it done sooner or later.
 
2021-10-25 11:11:26 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: So how many coups has Sudan had in the last few decades? I've lost count.


Just two.  This one and 2019.  If you go back to 1989 it would make three.
 
2021-10-25 11:37:56 AM  

kinshane: Tyrone Slothrop: So how many coups has Sudan had in the last few decades? I've lost count.

Just two.  This one and 2019.  If you go back to 1989 it would make three.


Gotta go back to 1885 to see Charlton Heston get shishkebabed.
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2021-10-25 11:41:35 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: So how many coups has Sudan had in the last few decades? I've lost count.


boucoup
 
2021-10-25 11:55:28 AM  

Bread314: Swampmaster: So mostly "Peaceful" protests!  So glad that Africa is the Continent of Love and Kumbaya!  I'm thinking some COL or GEN wasn't getting enough bribe money!

Good thing the US had that "peaceful" protest on Jan 6.  All they wanted to do was help some real estate investor who was afraid of losing his bribery money and maybe kill some elected officials.

Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones.  The only difference between the US and Sudan this year was their evil people were better organized on the day they decided to make their move.


Do you really think there was any chance at all that Americans would follow that crowd? If Jan 6 was a coup attempt then places like Portland are in a state of civil war. It was a protest turned riot. Youre giving the Jan 6 people more credit than they deserve. Its just more media trying to drum both sides up into a state of fear.
 
2021-10-25 12:10:40 PM  

MBooda: No Subby, I am the walrus, coup coup Khartoum.


I thought The Walrus was Paul?
 
2021-10-25 12:16:13 PM  

kinshane: Tyrone Slothrop: So how many coups has Sudan had in the last few decades? I've lost count.

Just two.  This one and 2019.  If you go back to 1989 it would make three.


Sounds about right.  In between wasn't coups, it was civil wars, rebel wars, South Sudan becoming independent, Sudan realizing that oh fark, 75% of the oil is in South Sudan and trying to destabilize things there in hopes of getting it back, and so on.
 
2021-10-25 12:32:34 PM  
A coup in Africa? I'm sure the UN has a form letter they use to condemn that.
 
2021-10-25 12:42:59 PM  
Things I know about Sudan:

It's in Africa
It's between Egypt and Ethiopia
They had a coup today

With that out of the way I'd like to enlight all you internet readers with what's really going on: its clear to me that the populace, which strongly favors the civilian government, does not have the sufficient economic means with which to internally maintain an effective counter-revolutionary...
 
2021-10-25 12:46:24 PM  

InfoFreako: Tyrone Slothrop: So how many coups has Sudan had in the last few decades? I've lost count.

boucoup


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2021-10-25 12:59:34 PM  
bravo subby
 
2021-10-25 1:37:04 PM  
Well, this certainly doesn't sound like the calm, stable, rational Sudan that I know . . .
 
2021-10-25 1:42:59 PM  

Pert: [Fark user image 425x319]

What a major problem for Khartoum might look like.

/HOTY subby


CFT, LS
 
2021-10-25 1:56:30 PM  
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/great headline
 
2021-10-25 2:20:18 PM  
Strong. Very strong headline Subby. Ku-Ku-Kudos to you
 
2021-10-25 2:50:04 PM  

BKITU: Pert: [Fark user image 425x319]

What a major problem for Khartoum might look like.

/HOTY subby

CFT, LS


I have no idea what that means.
 
2021-10-25 3:15:38 PM  

Bmorrison: MBooda: No Subby, I am the walrus, coup coup Khartoum.

I thought The Walrus was Paul?


No! I was the walrus! I was just saying that to be nice.
 
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