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(Guardian)   Ed Sheeran to write a hit song about COVID   (theguardian.com) divider line
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2021-10-25 9:07:01 AM  
Is it called "Travis Tritt Is A Twit, and I'm Not Thrilled About Eric Clapton and Van Morrison Either"?
 
2021-10-25 10:04:21 AM  
I was living with covid,
two lungs in disrepair,

coughing and wheezing,
wish I had grown a pair,

I didn't get the vax
now I'm living in fear,

ohhhhh, just livin' with covid,
lungs don't seem to work,
walking up stairs
takes so much work,
all my favorite people on Tv are vaxxed,
but I listen to their words
and now I'm living with covid
 
2021-10-25 10:32:54 AM  

JolobinSmokin: I was living with covid,
two lungs in disrepair,

coughing and wheezing,
wish I had grown a pair,

I didn't get the vax
now I'm living in fear,

ohhhhh, just livin' with covid,
lungs don't seem to work,
walking up stairs
takes so much work,
all my favorite people on Tv are vaxxed,
but I listen to their words
and now I'm living with covid


Is he vaccinated? TFA didn't say.
 
2021-10-25 10:39:40 AM  

Fireproof: JolobinSmokin: I was living with covid,
two lungs in disrepair,

coughing and wheezing,
wish I had grown a pair,

I didn't get the vax
now I'm living in fear,

ohhhhh, just livin' with covid,
lungs don't seem to work,
walking up stairs
takes so much work,
all my favorite people on Tv are vaxxed,
but I listen to their words
and now I'm living with covid

Is he vaccinated? TFA didn't say.


You know, I apologize.

I didn't think I would give the impression I was commenting on his vaccine status.

I was just trying to write a song about Covid as bad as one of his songs with terrible rhyming and all.

I have no knowledge of Ed's vax status but would assume he is vaxxed because of his travel schedule.
 
2021-10-25 10:46:14 AM  
Calhoun Tubbs
Youtube QfzDUpB88x4
 
2021-10-25 10:55:47 AM  
Shape of the Sickness - Ed Sheeran vs. Disturbed (Mashup)
Youtube -PeeDCnoG3k
 
2021-10-25 11:18:56 AM  

Fireproof: JolobinSmokin: I was living with covid,
two lungs in disrepair,

coughing and wheezing,
wish I had grown a pair,

I didn't get the vax
now I'm living in fear,

ohhhhh, just livin' with covid,
lungs don't seem to work,
walking up stairs
takes so much work,
all my favorite people on Tv are vaxxed,
but I listen to their words
and now I'm living with covid

Is he vaccinated? TFA didn't say.


He's been going around promoting vaccination so yeah, I'd assume he is.
 
2021-10-25 11:23:14 AM  

Burra: [YouTube video: Shape of the Sickness - Ed Sheeran vs. Disturbed (Mashup)]


Holy fark, that was amazing!
 
2021-10-25 11:49:30 AM  
Ed Sheeran is just the worst. I loathe him.
 
2021-10-25 11:58:06 AM  

JolobinSmokin: Fireproof: JolobinSmokin: I was living with covid,
two lungs in disrepair,

coughing and wheezing,
wish I had grown a pair,

I didn't get the vax
now I'm living in fear,

ohhhhh, just livin' with covid,
lungs don't seem to work,
walking up stairs
takes so much work,
all my favorite people on Tv are vaxxed,
but I listen to their words
and now I'm living with covid

Is he vaccinated? TFA didn't say.

You know, I apologize.

I didn't think I would give the impression I was commenting on his vaccine status.

I was just trying to write a song about Covid as bad as one of his songs with terrible rhyming and all.

I have no knowledge of Ed's vax status but would assume he is vaxxed because of his travel schedule.


You also have no knowledge of his skills as a songwriter:

The A Team

White lips, pale face
Breathing in the snowflakes
Burnt lungs, sour taste
Light's gone, days end
Struggling to pay rent
Long nights, strange men

And they say
She's in the Class A Team
Stuck in her daydream
Been this way since 18
But lately, her face seems
Slowly sinking, wasting
Crumbling like pastries
And they scream
The worst things in life come free to us

'Cause we're just under the upper hand
And go mad for a couple grams
And she don't wanna go outside tonight
And in a pipe she flies to the motherland
Or sells love to another man
It's too cold outside
For angels to fly
Angels to fly

Ripped gloves, raincoat
Tried to swim, stay afloat
Dry house, wet clothes
Loose change, bank notes
Weary-eyed, dry throat
Call girl, no phone

And they say
She's in the Class A Team
Stuck in her daydream
Been this way since 18
But lately, her face seems
Slowly sinking, wasting
Crumbling like pastries
And they scream
The worst things in life come free to us
...
 
2021-10-25 12:05:10 PM  

truthandjustice: JolobinSmokin: Fireproof: JolobinSmokin: I was living with covid,
two lungs in disrepair,

coughing and wheezing,
wish I had grown a pair,

I didn't get the vax
now I'm living in fear,

ohhhhh, just livin' with covid,
lungs don't seem to work,
walking up stairs
takes so much work,
all my favorite people on Tv are vaxxed,
but I listen to their words
and now I'm living with covid

Is he vaccinated? TFA didn't say.

You know, I apologize.

I didn't think I would give the impression I was commenting on his vaccine status.

I was just trying to write a song about Covid as bad as one of his songs with terrible rhyming and all.

I have no knowledge of Ed's vax status but would assume he is vaxxed because of his travel schedule.

You also have no knowledge of his skills as a songwriter:

The A Team

White lips, pale face
Breathing in the snowflakes
Burnt lungs, sour taste
Light's gone, days end
Struggling to pay rent
Long nights, strange men

And they say
She's in the Class A Team
Stuck in her daydream
Been this way since 18
But lately, her face seems
Slowly sinking, wasting
Crumbling like pastries
And they scream
The worst things in life come free to us

'Cause we're just under the upper hand
And go mad for a couple grams
And she don't wanna go outside tonight
And in a pipe she flies to the motherland
Or sells love to another man
It's too cold outside
For angels to fly
Angels to fly

Ripped gloves, raincoat
Tried to swim, stay afloat
Dry house, wet clothes
Loose change, bank notes
Weary-eyed, dry throat
Call girl, no phone

And they say
She's in the Class A Team
Stuck in her daydream
Been this way since 18
But lately, her face seems
Slowly sinking, wasting
Crumbling like pastries
And they scream
The worst things in life come free to us
...


For some reason I read that to the toon of Billy Joel's we didn't start the fire and I really liked it.
 
2021-10-25 2:25:46 PM  

CarnySaur: Is it called "Travis Tritt Is A Twit, and I'm Not Thrilled About Eric Clapton and Van Morrison Either"?


Title sounds more like something from Panic! At The Disco.
 
2021-10-25 6:03:28 PM  
Oh, that poor Covid, now it has gingervitis
 
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