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2021-10-25 12:08:52 AM  
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2021-10-25 12:46:33 AM  
I see what you did there
 
2021-10-25 12:49:17 AM  
MST3K "Mitchell": Servo Loses It
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2021-10-25 1:15:08 AM  
He got struck by lightning while filming the Passion of the Christ.  🙃
 
2021-10-25 2:30:06 AM  
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2021-10-25 2:46:48 AM  
The dice are showing 18.

In crackpot Q land, does that mean something?
 
2021-10-25 3:08:10 AM  

markie_farkie: The dice are showing 18.

In crackpot Q land, does that mean something?


It means that Q has retired, and passed on the job to his successor, R.
 
2021-10-25 3:08:43 AM  
The classic cult death spiral strikes again: washed up actor desperate for cash and respect takes the one-way path down career-suicide boulevard to gain the attention and acceptance of a devoted ingroup to the exclusion of all others.
 
2021-10-25 3:13:06 AM  
He knows QAnon was born on a website that hosted child porn, right?
 
2021-10-25 3:13:13 AM  
Jim Cavezil should have sought out a role he could have used to get on the comic-con circuit like a normal washed up actor.
 
2021-10-25 3:14:00 AM  
I think the crowd was yelling FREEDOM but my brain was processing FREEBIRD and it still made sense in a weird way.
 
2021-10-25 3:14:17 AM  

markie_farkie: The dice are showing 18.

In crackpot Q land, does that mean something?


666 ?

Got nuthin'. Which is still way more than these Qcumbers.
 
2021-10-25 3:15:31 AM  

hervatski: He knows QAnon was born on a website that hosted child porn, right?


They don't actually care. They still love child trafficker Matt Gatez,
 
2021-10-25 3:18:09 AM  

markie_farkie: The dice are showing 18.

In crackpot Q land, does that mean something?


Worse, according to the signage behind him, they're trying to double-down on 17.
 
2021-10-25 3:22:30 AM  
I farking hate that he's so batshiat insane. It makes it hard to differentiate him from the badass character in one of my favorite tv shows, one of the best CBS shows.
/You are being watched
//Too bad The Machine didn't warn us
///Jericho was the other CBS show
 
2021-10-25 3:24:07 AM  

markie_farkie: The dice are showing 18.

In crackpot Q land, does that mean something?


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2021-10-25 3:24:55 AM  
Historically speaking, the holy spirit makes for a poor shield.
 
2021-10-25 3:25:56 AM  
But what does Mel Gibson think about all this?

I really need to know.
 
2021-10-25 3:28:05 AM  
> Jim Caviezel gives a speech riddled with religious fanaticism and Q propaganda

In this speech ge says "every man dies. not every man truly lives"

That is from the movie Braveheart. There is no record of William Wallace actually saying that.

Yes, fire those guys to die for your cult. How is this different from Muslim suicide bombers?
 
2021-10-25 3:30:48 AM  

koder: The classic cult death spiral strikes again: washed up actor desperate for cash and respect takes the one-way path down career-suicide boulevard to gain the attention and acceptance of a devoted ingroup to the exclusion of all others.


When I googled him his filmography lists an entry for 'Passion of the Christ' due out in 2022.  Guess he's doing a greatest hits tour...
 
2021-10-25 3:32:34 AM  

HairBolus: > Jim Caviezel gives a speech riddled with religious fanaticism and Q propaganda

In this speech ge says "every man dies. not every man truly lives"

That is from the movie Braveheart. There is no record of William Wallace actually saying that.

Yes, fire those guys to die for your cult. How is this different from Muslim suicide bombers?


If we talk about all the historical inaccuracies in Mel Gibson's 'I hate the English' movies, we'll be here a while.
 
2021-10-25 3:32:53 AM  
The translation from Exodus was mistaken.

It is a Plague of Narcissists.
 
2021-10-25 3:35:21 AM  

markie_farkie: The dice are showing 18.

In crackpot Q land, does that mean something?


It means the dice are loaded.  The two face is supposed to be opposite the five face.

FAKE DICE!
 
2021-10-25 3:38:09 AM  

HairBolus: > Jim Caviezel gives a speech riddled with religious fanaticism and Q propaganda

In this speech ge says "every man dies. not every man truly lives"

That is from the movie Braveheart. There is no record of William Wallace actually saying that.

Yes, fire those guys to die for your cult. How is this different from Muslim suicide bombers?


The first third of the clip of his speech is from the movie Braveheart.

For a guy that ends the speech saying that Jesus needs to be part of this, why the fark couldn't he fill he speech with Bible verses instead of movie quotes?

The Q crowd is so bipolar that they don't see how moronic it is to hold up (Hollywood) Braveheart and Jesus as idols at the same time.  That's like making Neil Degrasse Tyson co-leader of your science club, along with a flat Earther.

But to be fair, there were indeed scenes in the movie Braveheart when the protagonists dropped trou and turned both their other cheeks at the enemy.
 
2021-10-25 3:44:21 AM  

Commander Lysdexic: HairBolus: > Jim Caviezel gives a speech riddled with religious fanaticism and Q propaganda

In this speech ge says "every man dies. not every man truly lives"

That is from the movie Braveheart. There is no record of William Wallace actually saying that.

Yes, fire those guys to die for your cult. How is this different from Muslim suicide bombers?

If we talk about all the historical inaccuracies in Mel Gibson's 'I hate the English' movies, we'll be here a while.


Mel Gibson's William Wallace does fark a nine year old, so that's very much in keeping with the Q-tips support of paedophilia.
 
2021-10-25 3:45:43 AM  

HairBolus: > Jim Caviezel gives a speech riddled with religious fanaticism and Q propaganda

In this speech ge says "every man dies. not every man truly lives"

That is from the movie Braveheart. There is no record of William Wallace actually saying that.

Yes, fire those guys to die for your cult. How is this different from Muslim suicide bombers?


Well Shakespear's St. Crispin's day speech from Henry V would be too highbrow.  Though they'd love the band of brothers line...
 
2021-10-25 3:46:20 AM  
Jesus Christ will you shut up

Unfortunately, no.
 
2021-10-25 4:01:55 AM  
Jesus Christ will you shut up

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2021-10-25 4:05:50 AM  
For some reason, every time I see his name I think "Henry Cavill" and get all confused.
 
2021-10-25 4:10:12 AM  
Jesus Christ, super star
Who in the hell do you think you are?
Jesus Christ, that's your name
Don't make me kill you and eat your brain.
 
2021-10-25 4:11:01 AM  
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Surprisingly, not saying this to Dump this time.
 
2021-10-25 4:12:34 AM  

You'd turn it off when I was halfway across: Commander Lysdexic: HairBolus: > Jim Caviezel gives a speech riddled with religious fanaticism and Q propaganda

In this speech ge says "every man dies. not every man truly lives"

That is from the movie Braveheart. There is no record of William Wallace actually saying that.

Yes, fire those guys to die for your cult. How is this different from Muslim suicide bombers?

If we talk about all the historical inaccuracies in Mel Gibson's 'I hate the English' movies, we'll be here a while.

Mel Gibson's William Wallace does fark a nine year old, so that's very much in keeping with the Q-tips support of paedophilia.


I must have missed that part of the movie... but then I didn't watch it more than once.
 
2021-10-25 4:15:07 AM  
The Qanon Anonymous podcast has a great episode on Jim Caviezel: Enter the Cavortex

tl;dl: Not a big surprise. He's dumb, a racist, a homophobe, and has an unhealthy fascination for guns and violence.
 
2021-10-25 4:15:57 AM  

J.R. 'Bob' Chinaski: Jim Cavezil should have sought out a role he could have used to get on the comic-con circuit like a normal washed up actor.


He was in that The Prisoner remake. Clearly that was no help....

Which is weird because it had Ian McKellen in it and everything
 
2021-10-25 4:22:09 AM  
I had to Google his filmography. Sucks he's a Qnut. I liked him as Edmond Dantés.
 
2021-10-25 4:23:52 AM  

batlock666: The Qanon Anonymous podcast has a great episode on Jim Caviezel: Enter the Cavortex
tl;dl: Not a big surprise. He's dumb, a racist, a homophobe, and has an unhealthy fascination for guns and violence.


That's what he gets for being handsome--dumb as a post.
 
2021-10-25 4:24:17 AM  
I've actually quite liked a bit of his work.  I think 'The Thin Red Line' is a pretty great movie.  But, FFS, next time I watch it or anything else with him I'm going to be thinking, "What a goddamned idiot!", just like Mel Gibson, Kevin Spacey, and a gaggle of others.  Can't people just not be idiots and/or scumbags?  Tall order, I know.
 
2021-10-25 4:30:27 AM  

J.R. 'Bob' Chinaski: hervatski: He knows QAnon was born on a website that hosted child porn, right?

They don't actually care. They still love child trafficker Matt Gatez,


The fact that the DOJ has brought in one attorney who specializes in pedophiles and one who specializes in trafficking/fraud for the Pedogaetz case makes me very excited for what's to come in that area.
 
2021-10-25 4:32:29 AM  
cavill is off the rails. he literally pistol-whipped clarke peters on the set of person of interest and attempted to prevent his character from saving a gay couple because he objects to homosexuality. he's hardcore q-pilled and dumb as a farking rock. he can eat a bag of dicks and if he doesn't choke i'll be pissed
 
2021-10-25 4:43:38 AM  
I know this is petty compared to the lunacy on display but that is one hideous looking logo.

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2021-10-25 4:53:59 AM  

Gordon Bennett: I know this is petty compared to the lunacy on display but that is one hideous looking logo.

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Double down on 17?

That's why the house always wins.
 
2021-10-25 4:55:41 AM  
It seems like the Qnuts just like to spout nonsense about fighting and freedom while most of them can barely go 48 hours without insulin shots/dialysis before falling into a coma.
 
2021-10-25 4:58:42 AM  
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2021-10-25 5:22:09 AM  
Evil people are bad but stupid people are far worse. Stupid people will burn down the house with them in it and be incapable of understanding they're dooming themselves.
 
2021-10-25 5:23:06 AM  

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He appears to be in mid-fall.  Someone call Medic Alert.
 
2021-10-25 5:24:45 AM  

erik-k: J.R. 'Bob' Chinaski: hervatski: He knows QAnon was born on a website that hosted child porn, right?

They don't actually care. They still love child trafficker Matt Gatez,

The fact that the DOJ has brought in one attorney who specializes in pedophiles and one who specializes in trafficking/fraud for the Pedogaetz case makes me very excited for what's to come in that area.


It's hard to understand what's taking so long. They arrested Joel Greenberg in June...of 2020.
 
2021-10-25 5:25:22 AM  
It's a lousy tell, is all I can say.   If I knew someone was gonna double down on 17 every time, I would play exclusively against that idiot and make a decent living.
 
2021-10-25 5:28:45 AM  

You'd turn it off when I was halfway across: Commander Lysdexic: HairBolus: > Jim Caviezel gives a speech riddled with religious fanaticism and Q propaganda

In this speech ge says "every man dies. not every man truly lives"

That is from the movie Braveheart. There is no record of William Wallace actually saying that.

Yes, fire those guys to die for your cult. How is this different from Muslim suicide bombers?

If we talk about all the historical inaccuracies in Mel Gibson's 'I hate the English' movies, we'll be here a while.

Mel Gibson's William Wallace does fark a nine year old, so that's very much in keeping with the Q-tips support of paedophilia.


The kind of incels that became Qultists like to go young.  They make easier victims.
 
2021-10-25 5:30:03 AM  

hervatski: He knows QAnon was born on a website that hosted child porn, right?


Not just born there. It grew and prospered on other sites founded because users were were pissed that 4chan had banned that kind of stuff. 8chan which became 8kun was founded to be a totally unregulated free speech zone. And those monsters think cp is a free speech issue. The Watkins, who run 8kun and are farking Q, have hosted multiple child porn sites in addition to 8kun.
 
2021-10-25 5:30:40 AM  

J.R. 'Bob' Chinaski: Jim Cavezil should have sought out a role he could have used to get on the comic-con circuit like a normal washed up actor.


He did do Person of Interest for 5 years.
 
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