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(Slate)   "I sneeze every time I have sex. Is this a compulsion, a habit, or am I allergic to something?"   (slate.com) divider line
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281 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 25 Oct 2021 at 7:42 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-10-25 12:35:40 AM  
Interesting, most interesting...

The interior of the nose ... is blanketed with erectile tissue, the same flesh that covers the penis, clitoris, and nipples. Noses get erections. Within seconds, they too can engorge with blood and become large and stiff. This happens because the nose is more intimately connected to the genitals than any other organ; when one gets aroused, the other responds. The mere thought of sex for some people causes such severe bouts of nasal erections that they'll have trouble breathing and will start to sneeze uncontrollably.

*Boop*
 
2021-10-25 1:22:30 AM  
Nosegasm. Shove the filter of a lit cigarette up in there and your good.
 
2021-10-25 2:14:36 AM  
I orgasm every time I sneeze. I need to wear rubber underwear and a portable sump pump in hay fever season.
/I'm not looking for help, just bragging.
 
2021-10-25 4:08:24 AM  

Jesus McSordid: I orgasm every time I sneeze. I need to wear rubber underwear and a portable sump pump in hay fever season.
/I'm not looking for help, just bragging.


I had a friend with that problem.  She asked the doctor for something that would help.  He gave her black pepper and snuff.
 
2021-10-25 7:20:05 AM  
Nothing to sneeze at
 
2021-10-25 7:23:35 AM  
This is fake.  Women don't sneeze.
 
2021-10-25 7:56:18 AM  

The Googles Do Nothing: This is fake.  Women don't sneeze.


Oh they sneeze alright.
And it's f*cking GLORIOUS!!

If you're full thrust inside and she sneezes, you better be holding on like a spider monkey. Cause her pussy will spit yer cock out like the angry vagina of God.
 
2021-10-25 7:59:34 AM  

Dave and the Mission: Jesus McSordid: I orgasm every time I sneeze. I need to wear rubber underwear and a portable sump pump in hay fever season.
/I'm not looking for help, just bragging.

I had a friend with that problem.  She asked the doctor for something that would help.  He gave her black pepper and snuff.


Nosesturbation?
 
2021-10-25 8:15:29 AM  

Redh8t: The Googles Do Nothing: This is fake.  Women don't sneeze.

Oh they sneeze alright.
And it's f*cking GLORIOUS!!

If you're full thrust inside and she sneezes, you better be holding on like a spider monkey. Cause her pussy will spit yer cock out like the angry vagina of God.


You must work for Hallmark
 
2021-10-25 8:18:41 AM  
It beats "sexy-time flatulence".
It's awkward trying to squeeze one off in the front while you're squeezing several off in the back - um, so I've heard.
 
2021-10-25 8:21:56 AM  

oldfarthenry: It beats "sexy-time flatulence".
It's awkward trying to squeeze one off in the front while you're squeezing several off in the back - um, so I've heard.


Username checks out
 
2021-10-25 8:22:49 AM  

Redh8t: The Googles Do Nothing: This is fake.  Women don't sneeze.

Oh they sneeze alright.
And it's f*cking GLORIOUS!!

If you're full thrust inside and she sneezes, you better be holding on like a spider monkey. Cause her pussy will spit yer cock out like the angry vagina of God.


I can validate this experience.
Neat sensation, too.
 
2021-10-25 8:25:41 AM  
I'm going to have to say that yes, this does sound like a sex allergy. But fear not! There is promising hope that through exposure therapy you can get under it!  Err.....on top of it. No wait, what I mean is you can put it behind you...

/PS, butt stuff
 
2021-10-25 8:27:51 AM  
I'm not sneezing at you, I'm sneezing at everyone.
 
2021-10-25 8:30:11 AM  
Do the other dwarves know that Snow White is screwing Sneezy?
 
2021-10-25 8:53:59 AM  
I've heard p*ssies fart, but haven't yet experienced one that sneezes.
 
2021-10-25 9:09:07 AM  
Sounds like your allergic to bullshiat.   If you DONT sneeze with a partner, make a commitment.
 
2021-10-25 9:10:17 AM  
It depends on the timing of the sneeze.
 
2021-10-25 9:22:28 AM  

Nick Nostril: I've heard p*ssies fart, but haven't yet experienced one that sneezes.


Well, its your lucky day!
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2021-10-25 9:42:29 AM  
I take pepper for it
 
2021-10-25 10:14:21 AM  
Today - noses get erections

Yesterday - Testicles have taste receptors

Humans are not well designed. It's as if repeated random changes were made to see what persisted
 
2021-10-25 1:14:34 PM  
Vagus nerve. One of the main nervous lines of the body, and has a lot to do with both the sneeze reflex AND orgasms.

There are actually documented cases of people on certain antidepressants orgasaming every time they sneeze, which I suspect they treat with pepper.

Well, I know what *I* would do! :)

Also look up "Photic Sneezing." It's a heritable trait as to whether you sneeze zero, once or twice coming out of a movie theater.
 
2021-10-25 1:41:15 PM  
Same here.  There's a pile of used Kleenex beside the bed.
 
2021-10-25 1:48:51 PM  
And in the next cage we have the winky-wanky-bird.
By some strange incident, the nervous system of
This birds eyelids is connected to its foreskin
So, every time it winks, it wanks, and
every time it wanks, its winks.
You boy, stop throwing sand in the birds eyes.
 
2021-10-25 4:23:26 PM  

Dave and the Mission: Jesus McSordid: I orgasm every time I sneeze. I need to wear rubber underwear and a portable sump pump in hay fever season.
/I'm not looking for help, just bragging.

I had a friend with that problem.  She asked the doctor for something that would help.  He gave her black pepper and snuff.


Just wanted to make sure black pepper was covered. Carry on.

/abroad
 
2021-10-25 4:42:44 PM  
I guess we need to know what kind of sex you are having.
 
2021-10-25 8:49:08 PM  

Fano: I take pepper for it


Came to make sure this had been referenced.
 
2021-10-25 8:52:46 PM  

jamspoon: Today - noses get erections

Yesterday - Testicles have taste receptors

Humans are not well designed. It's as if repeated random changes were made to see what persisted


How does it taste? Terrible!
 
2021-10-26 9:25:21 AM  
People are sniffing pepper while having sex to make the ride really wild, then sharing videos.
The kids are calling it snexting.
 
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