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(Biloxi Sun Herald)   Man celebrates 45th birthday with wife, friends at Hard Rock Biloxi Casino, complete with dancing, plunging from top level of its parking garage. Who wants to live to 46 anyway?   (sunherald.com) divider line
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The Googles Do Nothing [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2 days ago  
Hard Rock is still a thing only with people over 45.
 
dletter [TotalFark]
2 days ago  
Who wants to live to 46 anyway?

Certainly nobody partying at the top of the parking garage at a casino in Biloxi.
 
8 inches [TotalFark]
2 days ago  
46 is overrated.

/46
 
Current Resident
2 days ago  
Who wants to live forever?
 
Death by Spaghettification [TotalFark]
2 days ago  

Current Resident: Who wants to live forever?


I'm working on it.  So far, so good.
 
waxbeans
2 days ago  
And I thought getting black out drunk and falling asleep in my bathroom floor on my 30th was sad.
 
jaivirtualcard
2 days ago  
Switzer said Baynes, his wife and another couple were in Biloxi celebrating the victim's birthday.

I just found out that victim also means someone who has been in an accident. No matter who caused it.
 
shabu
2 days ago  

Current Resident: Who wants to live forever?


Flash Gordon 1980 Brian Blessed DIVE!!!
Youtube BvoUhTC_irs
 
BobCumbers
2 days ago  
Hope he ate a fried oyster poboy earlier that day.
 
Katwang
2 days ago  
Moments earlier he told his wife he used their home as collateral in a poker tournament.
 
waxbeans
2 days ago  

shabu: Current Resident: Who wants to live forever?

[YouTube video: Flash Gordon 1980 Brian Blessed DIVE!!!]


Epic movie ruined by not actually been filmed in space
 
Some Junkie Cosmonaut
2 days ago  

The Googles Do Nothing: Hard Rock is still a thing only with people over 45.


51 - have no desire to go anywhere near it.  If I want crap chain food there are better and cheaper options
 
waxbeans
2 days ago  

BobCumbers: Hope he ate a fried oyster poboy earlier that day.


Naaaaa the brisket.
 
shabu
2 days ago  

jaivirtualcard: Switzer said Baynes, his wife and another couple were in Biloxi celebrating the victim's birthday.

I just found out that victim also means someone who has been in an accident. No matter who caused it.


Victim of Consequences is the name of my Gary Glitter Death Metal/Polka cover band!
 
nytmare
2 days ago  

jaivirtualcard: Switzer said Baynes, his wife and another couple were in Biloxi celebrating the victim's birthday.

I just found out that victim also means someone who has been in an accident. No matter who caused it.


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
Bondith [BareFark]
2 days ago  

Death by Spaghettification: Current Resident: Who wants to live forever?

I'm working on it.  So far, so good.


Just stay away from Italian restaurants and you'll be fine.
 
full8me
2 days ago  

8 inches: 46 is overrated.

/46


Damn... I was REALLY hoping things were going to take a dramatic turn for the awesome in 30 days.

/not really
 
cefm
2 days ago  
When a Hard Rock in Biloxi is a highlight, maybe it's best to end the show.
 
Petey4335
2 days ago  

8 inches: 46 is overrated.

/46


I concur.
/Also 46.
 
Dustin_00 [TotalFark]
2 days ago  
Hangover successfully avoided!
 
Exhume me for National Pop Goes the Weasel Day
2 days ago  
Guy sounds like a real downer
 
Huck And Molly Ziegler
2 days ago  
Mississippi might not have much, but gravity works there as well as it does anyplace else.
 
Pinner
2 days ago  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: The Googles Do Nothing: Hard Rock is still a thing only with people over 45.

51 - have no desire to go anywhere near it.  If I want crap chain food there are better and cheaper options


Hard Rock Tahoe.
$1 beers all day.
 
waxbeans
2 days ago  

Pinner: Hard Rock Tahoe.
$1 beers all day.


I guess I know where I'm dying.  Now the when... 😆
 
Herr Flick's Revenge
2 days ago  

jaivirtualcard: Switzer said Baynes, his wife and another couple were in Biloxi celebrating the victim's birthday.

I just found out that victim also means someone who has been in an accident. No matter who caused it.


He was a victim of his own stupidity and drunkenness.
 
Unscratchable_Itch
2 days ago  
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO
ME...
...E...
......E...
.........E...
...........E...
...............e...
..................e...
.....................e..."

/ i feel bad now
 
jackandwater
2 days ago  

Current Resident: Who wants to live forever?


I'd like to live long enough to get laid a couple more times at least.  68 next month.  You know it's hard out here for an old broad.
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2 days ago  
Too bad he didn't land on a BMW.
 
waxbeans
2 days ago  

jackandwater: Current Resident: Who wants to live forever?

I'd like to live long enough to get laid a couple more times at least.  68 next month.  You know it's hard out here for an old broad.


👋 😏
 
JustLookin
2 days ago  

jackandwater: Current Resident: Who wants to live forever?

I'd like to live long enough to get laid a couple more times at least.  68 next month.  You know it's hard out here for an old broad.


How you doin'?
 
fragMasterFlash [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2 days ago  
How big was his life insurance policy anyway?
 
Kriggerel
2 days ago  
David Foster Wallace didn't want to be 46 either.
 
vrax
2 days ago  
For some reason I was picturing him walking to the car and falling off the roof somewhat like this:

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When it was actually so much more stupid.
 
sinko swimo
2 days ago  

fragMasterFlash: How big was his life insurance policy anyway?


most folks prefer to beg online instead of acting like an adult. meanwhile the countdown to lawsuit begins.

Mrs. swimo knew a couple of idiot brothers that trespassed against multiple warning signs and managed to get some toes and fingers blown off screwing around a multi fenced power station. lawyer got them big fat bucks. ain't right.
 
waxbeans
2 days ago  

vrax: For some reason I was picturing him walking to the car and falling off the roof somewhat like this:

[Fark user image image 400x300]

When it was actually so much more stupid.


🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
waxbeans
2 days ago  

sinko swimo: fragMasterFlash: How big was his life insurance policy anyway?

most folks prefer to beg online instead of acting like an adult. meanwhile the countdown to lawsuit begins.

Mrs. swimo knew a couple of idiot brothers that trespassed against multiple warning signs and managed to get some toes and fingers blown off screwing around a multi fenced power station. lawyer got them big fat bucks. ain't right.


What? God bless winners of lawsuits.
 
cyberspacedout
2 days ago  

Current Resident: Who wants to live forever?


Queen - Who Wants To Live Forever (Official Video)
Youtube _Jtpf8N5IDE
 
Sgt Otter
2 days ago  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: The Googles Do Nothing: Hard Rock is still a thing only with people over 45.

51 - have no desire to go anywhere near it.  If I want crap chain food there are better and cheaper options


It's a pretty standard casino with the Hard Rock Café veneer. Decent rock memorabilia, but nothing jaw droppingly cool or rare.

The buffet is pretty good.
 
jaivirtualcard
2 days ago  

waxbeans: sinko swimo: fragMasterFlash: How big was his life insurance policy anyway?

most folks prefer to beg online instead of acting like an adult. meanwhile the countdown to lawsuit begins.

Mrs. swimo knew a couple of idiot brothers that trespassed against multiple warning signs and managed to get some toes and fingers blown off screwing around a multi fenced power station. lawyer got them big fat bucks. ain't right.

What? God bless winners of lawsuits.


The Lawyers

/Always
 
WTP 2
2 days ago  
DIE YOUNG AND LEAVE A GOODLOOKING ....maybe not this time..
 
akya [OhFark]
2 days ago  

Katwang: Moments earlier he told his wife he used their home as collateral in a poker tournament.


NSCSB:One time I was at a casino/resort type place.  On the elevator up to my hotel room there was a woman crying and a man next to her saying "There, There, don't worry. We'll get it all back tomorrow." at which point she cries more loudly.

That was probably the most depressing scene I've ever encountered in-person.
 
jackandwater
2 days ago  

JustLookin: jackandwater: Current Resident: Who wants to live forever?

I'd like to live long enough to get laid a couple more times at least.  68 next month.  You know it's hard out here for an old broad.

How you doin'?


I'm  fine.  How are you?  ;)
 
Adolf Oliver Nipples [recently expired TotalFark]
2 days ago  
I ask myself that every day, subby.

/45
//Brutal year
///I lived long enough to see my son graduate
////The rest is all bonus
 
mr_fulano
2 days ago  
So did he hit the ground or land in the water? TFA seems to indicate both.
 
Moose out front
2 days ago  

jackandwater: Current Resident: Who wants to live forever?

I'd like to live long enough to get laid a couple more times at least.  68 next month.  You know it's hard out here for an old broad.


How sharp are your knees?
 
maxandgrinch [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2 days ago  
Too bad he didn't land on the comic shop next door.

/'found with obvious broken bones'
//eeeewwwww
 
jaivirtualcard
2 days ago  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: I ask myself that every day, subby.

/45
//Brutal year
///I lived long enough to see my son graduate
////The rest is all bonus


45? You're Donald Trump?
 
DrWhy
2 days ago  
All he wanted for his birthday was more cowbell.
 
Excelsior
2 days ago  

Current Resident: Who wants to live forever?


Live forever, or die trying!
 
DrWhy
2 days ago  
His problem was he was too hung over. All the way over.
 
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