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(Biloxi Sun Herald)   Man celebrates 45th birthday with wife, friends at Hard Rock Biloxi Casino, complete with dancing, plunging from top level of its parking garage. Who wants to live to 46 anyway?   (sunherald.com) divider line
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2021-10-24 8:49:22 PM  
Hard Rock is still a thing only with people over 45.
 
2021-10-24 9:08:37 PM  
Who wants to live to 46 anyway?

Certainly nobody partying at the top of the parking garage at a casino in Biloxi.
 
2021-10-24 9:26:55 PM  
46 is overrated.

/46
 
2021-10-24 10:07:27 PM  
Who wants to live forever?
 
2021-10-24 10:11:21 PM  

Current Resident: Who wants to live forever?


I'm working on it.  So far, so good.
 
2021-10-24 10:13:47 PM  
And I thought getting black out drunk and falling asleep in my bathroom floor on my 30th was sad.
 
2021-10-24 10:14:56 PM  
Switzer said Baynes, his wife and another couple were in Biloxi celebrating the victim's birthday.

I just found out that victim also means someone who has been in an accident. No matter who caused it.
 
2021-10-24 10:15:25 PM  

Current Resident: Who wants to live forever?


Flash Gordon 1980 Brian Blessed DIVE!!!
Youtube BvoUhTC_irs
 
2021-10-24 10:15:39 PM  
Hope he ate a fried oyster poboy earlier that day.
 
2021-10-24 10:15:57 PM  
Moments earlier he told his wife he used their home as collateral in a poker tournament.
 
2021-10-24 10:16:30 PM  

shabu: Current Resident: Who wants to live forever?

[YouTube video: Flash Gordon 1980 Brian Blessed DIVE!!!]


Epic movie ruined by not actually been filmed in space
 
2021-10-24 10:16:33 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Hard Rock is still a thing only with people over 45.


51 - have no desire to go anywhere near it.  If I want crap chain food there are better and cheaper options
 
2021-10-24 10:16:55 PM  

BobCumbers: Hope he ate a fried oyster poboy earlier that day.


Naaaaa the brisket.
 
2021-10-24 10:17:21 PM  

jaivirtualcard: Switzer said Baynes, his wife and another couple were in Biloxi celebrating the victim's birthday.

I just found out that victim also means someone who has been in an accident. No matter who caused it.


Victim of Consequences is the name of my Gary Glitter Death Metal/Polka cover band!
 
2021-10-24 10:19:55 PM  

jaivirtualcard: Switzer said Baynes, his wife and another couple were in Biloxi celebrating the victim's birthday.

I just found out that victim also means someone who has been in an accident. No matter who caused it.


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-10-24 10:24:17 PM  

Death by Spaghettification: Current Resident: Who wants to live forever?

I'm working on it.  So far, so good.


Just stay away from Italian restaurants and you'll be fine.
 
2021-10-24 10:26:18 PM  

8 inches: 46 is overrated.

/46


Damn... I was REALLY hoping things were going to take a dramatic turn for the awesome in 30 days.

/not really
 
2021-10-24 10:27:41 PM  
When a Hard Rock in Biloxi is a highlight, maybe it's best to end the show.
 
2021-10-24 10:28:27 PM  

8 inches: 46 is overrated.

/46


I concur.
/Also 46.
 
2021-10-24 10:28:50 PM  
Hangover successfully avoided!
 
2021-10-24 10:29:43 PM  
Guy sounds like a real downer
 
2021-10-24 10:32:08 PM  
Mississippi might not have much, but gravity works there as well as it does anyplace else.
 
2021-10-24 10:33:58 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: The Googles Do Nothing: Hard Rock is still a thing only with people over 45.

51 - have no desire to go anywhere near it.  If I want crap chain food there are better and cheaper options


Hard Rock Tahoe.
$1 beers all day.
 
2021-10-24 10:35:46 PM  

Pinner: Hard Rock Tahoe.
$1 beers all day.


I guess I know where I'm dying.  Now the when... 😆
 
2021-10-24 10:37:53 PM  

jaivirtualcard: Switzer said Baynes, his wife and another couple were in Biloxi celebrating the victim's birthday.

I just found out that victim also means someone who has been in an accident. No matter who caused it.


He was a victim of his own stupidity and drunkenness.
 
2021-10-24 10:38:20 PM  
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO
ME...
...E...
......E...
.........E...
...........E...
...............e...
..................e...
.....................e..."

/ i feel bad now
 
2021-10-24 10:43:32 PM  

Current Resident: Who wants to live forever?


I'd like to live long enough to get laid a couple more times at least.  68 next month.  You know it's hard out here for an old broad.
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2021-10-24 10:45:00 PM  
Too bad he didn't land on a BMW.
 
2021-10-24 10:45:15 PM  

jackandwater: Current Resident: Who wants to live forever?

I'd like to live long enough to get laid a couple more times at least.  68 next month.  You know it's hard out here for an old broad.


👋 😏
 
2021-10-24 10:46:03 PM  

jackandwater: Current Resident: Who wants to live forever?

I'd like to live long enough to get laid a couple more times at least.  68 next month.  You know it's hard out here for an old broad.


How you doin'?
 
2021-10-24 10:46:44 PM  
How big was his life insurance policy anyway?
 
2021-10-24 10:57:34 PM  
David Foster Wallace didn't want to be 46 either.
 
2021-10-24 10:58:10 PM  
For some reason I was picturing him walking to the car and falling off the roof somewhat like this:

Fark user imageView Full Size


When it was actually so much more stupid.
 
2021-10-24 10:59:39 PM  

fragMasterFlash: How big was his life insurance policy anyway?


most folks prefer to beg online instead of acting like an adult. meanwhile the countdown to lawsuit begins.

Mrs. swimo knew a couple of idiot brothers that trespassed against multiple warning signs and managed to get some toes and fingers blown off screwing around a multi fenced power station. lawyer got them big fat bucks. ain't right.
 
2021-10-24 11:01:33 PM  

vrax: For some reason I was picturing him walking to the car and falling off the roof somewhat like this:

[Fark user image image 400x300]

When it was actually so much more stupid.


🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
2021-10-24 11:02:33 PM  

sinko swimo: fragMasterFlash: How big was his life insurance policy anyway?

most folks prefer to beg online instead of acting like an adult. meanwhile the countdown to lawsuit begins.

Mrs. swimo knew a couple of idiot brothers that trespassed against multiple warning signs and managed to get some toes and fingers blown off screwing around a multi fenced power station. lawyer got them big fat bucks. ain't right.


What? God bless winners of lawsuits.
 
2021-10-24 11:03:25 PM  

Current Resident: Who wants to live forever?


Queen - Who Wants To Live Forever (Official Video)
Youtube _Jtpf8N5IDE
 
2021-10-24 11:03:50 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: The Googles Do Nothing: Hard Rock is still a thing only with people over 45.

51 - have no desire to go anywhere near it.  If I want crap chain food there are better and cheaper options


It's a pretty standard casino with the Hard Rock Café veneer. Decent rock memorabilia, but nothing jaw droppingly cool or rare.

The buffet is pretty good.
 
2021-10-24 11:05:00 PM  

waxbeans: sinko swimo: fragMasterFlash: How big was his life insurance policy anyway?

most folks prefer to beg online instead of acting like an adult. meanwhile the countdown to lawsuit begins.

Mrs. swimo knew a couple of idiot brothers that trespassed against multiple warning signs and managed to get some toes and fingers blown off screwing around a multi fenced power station. lawyer got them big fat bucks. ain't right.

What? God bless winners of lawsuits.


The Lawyers

/Always
 
2021-10-24 11:17:45 PM  
DIE YOUNG AND LEAVE A GOODLOOKING ....maybe not this time..
 
2021-10-24 11:23:10 PM  

Katwang: Moments earlier he told his wife he used their home as collateral in a poker tournament.


NSCSB:One time I was at a casino/resort type place.  On the elevator up to my hotel room there was a woman crying and a man next to her saying "There, There, don't worry. We'll get it all back tomorrow." at which point she cries more loudly.

That was probably the most depressing scene I've ever encountered in-person.
 
2021-10-24 11:28:22 PM  

JustLookin: jackandwater: Current Resident: Who wants to live forever?

I'd like to live long enough to get laid a couple more times at least.  68 next month.  You know it's hard out here for an old broad.

How you doin'?


I'm  fine.  How are you?  ;)
 
2021-10-24 11:36:32 PM  
I ask myself that every day, subby.

/45
//Brutal year
///I lived long enough to see my son graduate
////The rest is all bonus
 
2021-10-24 11:59:37 PM  
So did he hit the ground or land in the water? TFA seems to indicate both.
 
2021-10-25 12:05:00 AM  

jackandwater: Current Resident: Who wants to live forever?

I'd like to live long enough to get laid a couple more times at least.  68 next month.  You know it's hard out here for an old broad.


How sharp are your knees?
 
2021-10-25 12:23:59 AM  
Too bad he didn't land on the comic shop next door.

/'found with obvious broken bones'
//eeeewwwww
 
2021-10-25 12:31:05 AM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: I ask myself that every day, subby.

/45
//Brutal year
///I lived long enough to see my son graduate
////The rest is all bonus


45? You're Donald Trump?
 
2021-10-25 12:56:00 AM  
All he wanted for his birthday was more cowbell.
 
2021-10-25 1:01:59 AM  

Current Resident: Who wants to live forever?


Live forever, or die trying!
 
2021-10-25 1:03:37 AM  
His problem was he was too hung over. All the way over.
 
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