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(EuroNews)   World Health Organization says all kinds of mean and hurtful things about Farkers' choice of hydration   ( divider line
    More: Sad, Cancer, Alcohol, Alcoholic beverage, National Breast Cancer Awareness Month, safe level of alcohol consumption, risk of breast cancer, International Agency for Research on Cancer, World Health Organization  
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2021-10-24 10:38:32 PM  
Alcohol works by dehydration. That's why it makes you piss yourself.
Alcohol is poison.  That's why it's used as an antiseptic.
Long term heavy alcohol use will kill you. That's a long established fact.

Where's my beer?
2021-10-25 12:51:56 AM  
"Cancer: alcohol consumption has been identified as carcinogenic for the following cancer categories (Baan et al., 2007): cancers of the colorectum, female breast, larynx, liver, oesophagus, oral cavity and pharynx. The higher the consumption of alcohol, the greater the risk for these cancers: even the consumption of two drinks per day causes an increased risk for some cancers, such as breast cancer (Hamajima et al., 2002)."  (Emphasis supplied)​u​blications/global_alcohol_report/msbgs​ruprofiles.pdf
2021-10-25 1:21:23 AM  
Says WHO?
2021-10-25 1:43:29 AM  
Jerking motion dot giffy
2021-10-25 2:38:32 AM  
And just how are we supposed to get our hands on those boobies to perform "cancer checks" without alcohol in the first place?
2021-10-25 5:32:36 AM  
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2021-10-25 5:58:33 AM  
I feel like this is a direct attack of my titties. Damn cancer so much.
2021-10-25 6:32:01 AM  
Aren't these the same quacks who said that meat and dairy give you cancer?
2021-10-25 7:18:45 AM  
So, I guess you could at the WHO is telling us we're... farked in the boobies?

/Aaaand I'm out
2021-10-25 11:13:07 AM  
Alcohol? Man, you had me scared for a moment.

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2021-10-25 2:38:33 PM  
My dizzying intellect says that clearly, I should drink the wine in front of my wife.  Just to save her boobies.

/she'd kill me, of course
//if she didn't die of shock at the idea of me drinking wine
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