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(NYPost)   GOP pollster says Trump would beat Biden in a landslide if election were held today. Just like the last time until the Jewish Space Lasers stole it   (nypost.com) divider line
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2021-10-24 1:43:41 PM  
Here's what's actually gonna happen.  In the midterm elections, the Republicans will lose so bigly because the rest of America will be so sick of their shiat that they'll be done.  Adios creepos.
 
2021-10-24 1:52:34 PM  

PaulRB: Here's what's actually gonna happen.  In the midterm elections, the Republicans will lose so bigly because the rest of America will be so sick of their shiat that they'll be done.  Adios creepos.


Fingers crossed.

A big win for the Democrats mean that America will survive.
 
2021-10-24 1:55:42 PM  

PaulRB: Here's what's actually gonna happen.  In the midterm elections, the Republicans will lose so bigly because the rest of America will be so sick of their shiat that they'll be done.  Adios creepos.


That's not how I'd bet, but you might be more in tune than I am.
 
2021-10-24 3:59:34 PM  

PaulRB: Here's what's actually gonna happen.  In the midterm elections, the Republicans will lose so bigly because the rest of America will be so sick of their shiat that they'll be done.  Adios creepos.


What about all the Republicans sitting it out because the voting is rigged?
 
2021-10-24 4:23:00 PM  

Bootleg: PaulRB: Here's what's actually gonna happen.  In the midterm elections, the Republicans will lose so bigly because the rest of America will be so sick of their shiat that they'll be done.  Adios creepos.

What about all the Republicans sitting it out because the voting is rigged?


One hopes, but there's also an entire year between now and then for TFG to change his mind.
 
2021-10-24 4:50:12 PM  

PaulRB: Here's what's actually gonna happen.  In the midterm elections, the Republicans will lose so bigly because the rest of America will be so sick of their shiat that they'll be done.  Adios creepos.


The problem with that is, we Americans are farking stupid.
 
2021-10-24 5:21:58 PM  

PaulRB: Here's what's actually gonna happen.  In the midterm elections, the Republicans will lose so bigly because the rest of America will be so sick of their shiat that they'll be done.  Adios creepos.


You should visit America some time.
 
2021-10-24 5:23:34 PM  

PaulRB: Here's what's actually gonna happen.  In the midterm elections, the Republicans will lose so bigly because the rest of America will be so sick of their shiat that they'll be done.  Adios creepos.


That's why the GOP is attacking elections and voting rights.
 
2021-10-24 5:24:46 PM  

bloobeary: PaulRB: Here's what's actually gonna happen.  In the midterm elections, the Republicans will lose so bigly because the rest of America will be so sick of their shiat that they'll be done.  Adios creepos.

Fingers crossed.

A big win for the Democrats mean that America will survive.


And, the DOJ will finally be able to arrest some traitors, if the Supreme court/Russia connection gets fixed.
Russia has attacked America's elections twice, and the GOP continue to protect traitors..
 
2021-10-24 5:27:42 PM  
The fact that Trump would even be competitive shows that this country is a joke and has a short lifespan.
 
2021-10-24 5:27:44 PM  
Good.

That's a really good campaign line, you should definitely stick with it. Every other indicator doesn't directly correlate Trump's name and electoral failure, you should definitely double down on associating him with every candidate as much as possible.
 
2021-10-24 5:27:55 PM  
Well , The elections aren't being held today so that's not going to happen ..
 
2021-10-24 5:28:01 PM  
Landslide eh? I mean your asshat never manage to with a majority of the votes in any election so I think you might be talking out your ass.
 
2021-10-24 5:28:04 PM  
Who gives a shiat what anyone in the NYPost thinks about anything?  That paper would make fairly reasonable birdcage liner if I wasn't worried about it turning my parakeet into a fascist.
 
2021-10-24 5:28:19 PM  
"An "entire ethnic group - Hispanics, Latinos - is moving from the Democrats to the Republicans."

Well considering the GQP is actively disenfranchising minorities this isn't the plus this guy thinks it is.
 
2021-10-24 5:32:45 PM  
But.... What if TFG dies before the next election??

Huh?
 
2021-10-24 5:36:22 PM  
The sad thing is he's probably right.
 
2021-10-24 5:36:22 PM  

PaulRB: Here's what's actually gonna happen.  In the midterm elections, the Republicans will lose so bigly because the rest of America will be so sick of their shiat that they'll be done.  Adios creepos.


Midterms will be interesting. Typically they go against the President in power, but this year a lot of stuff is in play:

1. Republican dumbfarkery in regards to 1/6 that might turn off voters. I especially see MTG being vulnerable.

2. Pandemic-related population shifts speeding up the "purpling" of some key states as people with remote workers have relocated. Last year a friend of mine and her family moved from NY to NC for example.

3. The delta wave hitting hardcore Trumpsters hard, which could make a difference in close races.

4. Bad census data. How accurate was the census data that various red states used for drawing districts? Gerrymandering is risky because you spread out your voters into several districts where you have a slight advantage and concentrate your opponents in fewer districts. If you are working off of bad data, it can blow up in your face if there are more Democrats in the district that the census numbers said.

4. The Supreme Court. If Roe v. Wade is invalidated or severely weakened by court decisions, this is going to get liberals riled up right when Republicans want turnout to be low.
 
2021-10-24 5:37:19 PM  
Trump has never won a majority of the popular vote for any office. Most people want Not Trump. Every time.
 
2021-10-24 5:37:41 PM  
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2021-10-24 5:37:50 PM  

WheezerTheGeezer: But.... What if TFG dies before the next election??

Huh?


We'll all sing, dance, cheer and masturbate furiously.
 
2021-10-24 5:39:40 PM  

FlashHarry: PaulRB: Here's what's actually gonna happen.  In the midterm elections, the Republicans will lose so bigly because the rest of America will be so sick of their shiat that they'll be done.  Adios creepos.

The problem with that is, we Americans are farking stupid.


I don't disagree.  However, this Trump cult is so over-the-top stupid that the even the less crazy stupid Americans are concerned.

I predicted the whole Gavin Newsome runoff would end in tears for Republicans because all they could talk about was making California more dangerous to disease, like that's a good thing.  Never mind the moronic Larry Elder candidacy.

These Trumpers clearly don't understand their effect on normal people - non-cult members which is at least 3/4 of the population 75% non-cult members.

Trump blew the last election because he was such a lunatic that non-cult members came out in huge numbers to vote.  Are these people, for example this GOP pollster moron so delusional that they can't see the Republicans collectively nationwide going down in flames midterms 2022?  When this happens, will that finally be the breaking point?  Of course, when there's no GOP left to worry about?  You think anyone learned a lesson?

Then, when Trump gets mad and quits the GOP and starts his own party (the Wig Party) and they cut the conservative vote in half...  Can this happen, please?
 
2021-10-24 5:39:41 PM  

PaulRB: Here's what's actually gonna happen.  In the midterm elections, the Republicans will lose so bigly because the rest of America will be so sick of their shiat that they'll be done.


Except there is already so much election shenanigans in place and to come that we'll never truly know the correct count. Either the Repubs will be successful in stealing/overturning the elections or they will scream bloody murder that the Democrats were cheating and the entire election needs to be reviewed and approved by the courts appointed by TFG (wink winkety wink).
 
2021-10-24 5:39:59 PM  

ColSanders: The sad thing is he's probably right.


Right out of his mind...
 
2021-10-24 5:40:02 PM  
John McLaughlin? Seriously?

That's the asshole you want to push for "horse race journalism," NYP? The schmuck who said in July that "Biden was slipping and Trump remained strong"? The guy who said in August that Biden was "sliding fast?" The one who said in September that Biden's numbers had "crater[ed]"?

Are you detecting a farking theme, here, New York Post?

FFS.
 
2021-10-24 5:40:23 PM  
tfg already showed off his true colors and it proved to repel far more people than it attracted. Unless a whole lotta people fall back asleep I would expect him getting reelected to be a little more on the intractable side. I also hope this country stays awake enough to spot the next wanna be fascist dictator.
 
2021-10-24 5:40:38 PM  

ColSanders: The sad thing is he's probably right.


He's the pollster for Newsmax. Seriously, he's not just wrong, but an asshole as well.
 
2021-10-24 5:40:40 PM  
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2021-10-24 5:41:33 PM  
The GOP really needs to be smart in strategizing their next win. If they can grab a little bit more power, they can have a bigger hand in rigging the electorate. There is no way in any imaginable modern reality that they can possibly win a free and fair election, and they know it. All their accusations of cheating by the Democrats are calculated, but logically they are just silly. It doesn't matter if the Democrats are corrupt or not, the simple fact is this: Dems don't need to cheat to win.

Lies, lies, lies. That's the key for the GOP. But they need to be smart about it, and the problem is the smart people tend to be on the left. You really have to appreciate the problem that the GOP faces today. They have had lots of opportunities to secure power for themselves over the last four years but they have repeatedly stumbled over their own dicks again and again.
 
2021-10-24 5:41:48 PM  
Despite Biden's slipping poll numbers, he still has a higher approval rating than Turnip.
 
2021-10-24 5:42:07 PM  
As an aside, kudos to Fark for actually banning links to Newsmax. Those quotes in my previous post had links to that asshole's Newsmax "predictions," but they aren't gonna show up here because even Drew realizes that Newsmax is full of shiat.
 
2021-10-24 5:42:28 PM  
So this GOP pollster is a traitor to his party.  The official line is that Trump already beat Biden in a landslide.  Now he must be exorcized from the Party and driven into the Liberal wilderness.  Poor GOP pollster, he'll starve on naught but lobbying jobs and FOX commentary gigs.
 
2021-10-24 5:42:43 PM  
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Win in a landslide ?  Don't you mean - like he did last time ?

Joke's on you, brother - I still have my chinese thermostat.  But watching TFG loose over and over and over again for 8 months really never got old so we'd love to do it again...except for that pesky constitution.

Maybe you could hold your own election - with hookers and blackjack.
 
2021-10-24 5:43:08 PM  

Mad_Radhu: PaulRB: Here's what's actually gonna happen.  In the midterm elections, the Republicans will lose so bigly because the rest of America will be so sick of their shiat that they'll be done.  Adios creepos.

Midterms will be interesting. Typically they go against the President in power, but this year a lot of stuff is in play:

1. Republican dumbfarkery in regards to 1/6 that might turn off voters. I especially see MTG being vulnerable.

2. Pandemic-related population shifts speeding up the "purpling" of some key states as people with remote workers have relocated. Last year a friend of mine and her family moved from NY to NC for example.

3. The delta wave hitting hardcore Trumpsters hard, which could make a difference in close races.

4. Bad census data. How accurate was the census data that various red states used for drawing districts? Gerrymandering is risky because you spread out your voters into several districts where you have a slight advantage and concentrate your opponents in fewer districts. If you are working off of bad data, it can blow up in your face if there are more Democrats in the district that the census numbers said.

4. The Supreme Court. If Roe v. Wade is invalidated or severely weakened by court decisions, this is going to get liberals riled up right when Republicans want turnout to be low.



For the first time in my life, I do not trust the census numbers. Just because of  the shiatshow way they handled it ( who was in charge, who to count , a sped up deadline , etcetera ) .
 
2021-10-24 5:43:38 PM  
This is the kind of "polling" where you publish complete bullshiat hoping that if you say it enough times it will become real.
 
2021-10-24 5:44:25 PM  
So after the Trump administration spent all of December and January giving the Taliban everything to poison Biden's ability in Afghanistan, the short-term memory United States public will vote that way?
 
2021-10-24 5:44:40 PM  
All the Democrats have to do to win the midterms is get Republican voters to "visit the border" on election day. That's it. Make a big fake Facebook event for "Visit the Border" set it on Election Day 2022, and you're good. You hire some one-way buses to Laredo, some gofundmes, maybe.

When the right-wing podcast hosts say that it's a trick, just say they're double agents and that the real important thing to do on Election day is visit the border because Joe Biden refuses to.

Trump has already convinced these farks that voting early and voting by mail is evil. You fark Election Day for them, you win.
 
2021-10-24 5:45:40 PM  
Maybe, yeah, now that all the red states made laws restricting who can vote.
 
2021-10-24 5:48:21 PM  

PaulRB: Then, when Trump gets mad and quits the GOP and starts his own party (the Wig Party) and they cut the conservative vote in half...  Can this happen, please?


People keep bringing up this possibility, but why would Trump need to start his own party when he clearly still controls the GOP?
 
2021-10-24 5:48:34 PM  

bloobeary: PaulRB: Here's what's actually gonna happen.  In the midterm elections, the Republicans will lose so bigly because the rest of America will be so sick of their shiat that they'll be done.  Adios creepos.

Fingers crossed.

A big win for the Democrats mean that America will survive.


It certainly would make Tangerine Palpatine think twice about running in 2024. That alone is good enough reason to Hodor the House & Senate.
 
2021-10-24 5:49:24 PM  

moothemagiccow: All the Democrats have to do to win the midterms is get Republican voters to "visit the border" on election day. That's it. Make a big fake Facebook event for "Visit the Border" set it on Election Day 2022, and you're good. You hire some one-way buses to Laredo, some gofundmes, maybe.


It's the only way to make sure all the illegals don't sneak in to vote.
 
2021-10-24 5:50:59 PM  

king of vegas: The fact that Trump would even be competitive shows that this country is a joke and has a short lifespan.


The life of the USA has pretty much been in line with the great empires of history.

The most powerful empires usually lasted about 200 to 250 years before they collapsed from within.

The USA celebrated 245 this year. We're pretty much right on time.
 
2021-10-24 5:56:54 PM  

Mad-n-FL: And, the DOJ will finally be able to arrest some traitors, if the Supreme court/Russia connection gets fixed.
Russia has attacked America's elections twice, and the GOP continue to protect traitors..


And them I'm gonna become an astronaut.

And a ballerina.

Russia's main vector of attack was social media. That's never getting fixed
 
2021-10-24 5:57:09 PM  

PaulRB: Here's what's actually gonna happen.  In the midterm elections, the Republicans will lose so bigly because the rest of America will be so sick of their shiat that they'll be done.  Adios creepos.


While that's obviously the dream, I'm not going to hold my breath on that simply due to the fact we had 4 years of a certain shiatbag that nobody really took seriously.

/that and the fact that I'd be long dead before the elections actually occur
 
2021-10-24 6:01:45 PM  

Teddy Brosevelt: Who gives a shiat what anyone in the NYPost thinks about anything?  That paper would make fairly reasonable birdcage liner if I wasn't worried about it turning my parakeet into a fascist.


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2021-10-24 6:03:31 PM  
Odds are if Republicans lose the midterms it'll be because they failed to steal it. So of course they'll say it was stolen.
 
2021-10-24 6:08:35 PM  

ukexpat: WheezerTheGeezer: But.... What if TFG dies before the next election??

Huh?

We'll all sing, dance, cheer and masturbate furiously.


And here i thought he GQP would just go all 'weekend at bernie's' with his corpse.
 
2021-10-24 6:12:54 PM  

Petey4335: ukexpat: WheezerTheGeezer: But.... What if TFG dies before the next election??

Huh?

We'll all sing, dance, cheer and masturbate furiously.

And here i thought he GQP would just go all 'weekend at bernie's' with his corpse.


The real world possibility of this happening is farking hilarious.  His supporters are dumb enough to believe it too.  Can you imagine being unlucky enough to draw the short straw to be the one who has to stick your hand up his ass and work the mouth like a ventriloquist dummy?

*eyes narrow* Wait have we confirmed that Sacha Baron Cohen isn't already doing this?
 
2021-10-24 6:18:11 PM  

Kim Jong-il: king of vegas: The fact that Trump would even be competitive shows that this country is a joke and has a short lifespan.

The life of the USA has pretty much been in line with the great empires of history.

The most powerful empires usually lasted about 200 to 250 years before they collapsed from within.

The USA celebrated 245 this year. We're pretty much right on time.


roman: 1,000 years
ottoman: 600 years
Chinese: 2,000 years
Spanish: 450 years
British 450 years
Aksumite Empire  1100 years
Vedic 1,000 years
 
2021-10-24 6:21:25 PM  
Guys, Trump is actually very popular. Sure he got crushed in the real election but that doesn't count. He's killing it among sad white guys who know voting is rigged and so they won't vote. You just have to adjust for the fact that most voters hate Trump. If you eliminate them then Trump is doing great.
 
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