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(Twitter)   Why do modern "conservatives" always seem to record their manifestos from the front seat of their cars? Bonus: this one is running against AOC   ( divider line
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2934 clicks; posted to Politics » on 24 Oct 2021 at 3:26 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2021-10-24 11:08:19 AM  
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2021-10-24 11:24:00 AM  
All while breaking the law.
She's got my vote.
2021-10-24 11:34:04 AM  
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2021-10-24 11:39:14 AM  
It's very common these days to webcast from home.
2021-10-24 11:44:56 AM  
These people get triggered in the car bc thats where they're usually listening to right winger garbage radio
2021-10-24 11:47:58 AM  
Back in the day you went to your car by yourself to air your grievances against your partner, your family and anybody else. You vented in a safe space. Your car was a safety valve so to speak.

You're not supposed to broadcast that shiat!
2021-10-24 11:48:16 AM  
"It seems that not being a total biatch....."

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" not her Forte".

2021-10-24 11:50:34 AM  
It's the whole "everyman" thing.  People pop off at life in their cars all the time.  They're tying in to that, whether or not they know it.
2021-10-24 11:55:06 AM  
Let's check-in with the person who started that fad, shall we....

Laughing chewbacca mask lady (FULL VIDEO)
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2021-10-24 11:55:29 AM  
Well, she's charming in her own way, I'll give her that.
2021-10-24 11:56:14 AM  
Apologies to Seinfeld:

"Her struggle is woman's struggle. She lifts my spirit." "She is a loathsome, offensive brute. Yet I can't look away."
2021-10-24 11:58:21 AM  
It's like singing along with the Foreigner song: I Want to Know What Love Is in your car.


2021-10-24 12:03:15 PM  
Carmela Soprano is running for AOC's Congressional se
2021-10-24 12:04:55 PM  
That's ridiculous, but what I'm most upset about is damn iPhones reversing the image while in selfie mode.  Who thought that was a good idea?
2021-10-24 12:06:02 PM  
Well, at least we know that she'll a strong opponent of those stoopid 'distracted driver' laws, amitite?
2021-10-24 12:07:56 PM  
Weekend Update: Girl You Wish You Hadn't Started a Conversation with on Christmas - SNL
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2021-10-24 12:13:30 PM  
Wasn't New York State the first one to ban handheld cellphone use while driving? Isn't she just providing live evidence of her breaking the law?
2021-10-24 12:14:15 PM  
My assumption is that it started with a few people recording the argument they were having in their head, and as things do, it became a thing. You record your conservative rant from the cab of your truck because that's where it's done. Somebody'll record a popular one somewhere else, and then we'll be asking "Why are these always recorded Denny's restroom?"
2021-10-24 12:17:17 PM  
I always assumed it was because their car was the nicest thing they owned.
2021-10-24 12:24:42 PM  
Stop looking at the screen of your phone while taping. Look at the camera.
2021-10-24 12:36:06 PM  
I will continue to ignore Republicans who challenge safe Democratic seats. They are as relevant as Greens or Libertarians. Pointless wankery.
2021-10-24 12:39:51 PM  
Thank god that the default for Twitter videos is volume OFF.
2021-10-24 12:43:44 PM  
Bigots are also cowards.  They say the most bigoted stuff when they feel safer.  People feel less vulnerable and more in control when they are behind the wheel of their vehicle.  Therefore, the most outrageous/bigoted videos will be of people when they are sitting in their car.
2021-10-24 12:50:02 PM  

Badmoodman: Apologies to Seinfeld:

"Her struggle is woman's struggle. She lifts my spirit." "She is a loathsome, offensive brute. Yet I can't look away."

That episode was on TBS last night.

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2021-10-24 12:53:49 PM  
They're real and they're spectacular saggy.

2021-10-24 1:03:03 PM  
I do not want to know.
2021-10-24 1:05:04 PM  
Because their living room is a horror show of old takeout containers, stacks of newspapers magazines, junk mail, and unpaid bills, used kleenex, ceiling high with Amazon boxes and cat poop?
2021-10-24 2:19:06 PM  
Race season?

Thought that was year round for them
2021-10-24 2:29:15 PM  
Because they live in their cars
2021-10-24 2:33:31 PM  
What if a condition of voting for her was that you had to spend 1 hour talking to her?
2021-10-24 2:39:46 PM  
Because it's the only place they can air their shiatty views without someone interrupting and asking "what the f*** is wrong with you?"
2021-10-24 3:29:41 PM  

mrshowrules: What if a condition of voting for her was that you had to spend 1 hour talking to her?

Talking to would probably be okay.

Talking with would be a no-no.

And actually listening to her would be a definite how about no.
2021-10-24 3:29:47 PM  
If Those Angry Facebook Videos Had An Award Show
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2021-10-24 3:32:02 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Let's check-in with the person who started that fad, shall we....

[YouTube video: Laughing chewbacca mask lady (FULL VIDEO)]

I thought it was this guy -
Jennifer is a Party Pooper (7:12am)
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2021-10-24 3:33:50 PM  

mrshowrules: What if a condition of voting for her was that you had to spend 1 hour talking to her?

True, but you know that argument goes both ways... and it only takes 5 minutes.

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2021-10-24 3:33:55 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: It's the whole "everyman" thing.  People pop off at life in their cars all the time.  They're tying in to that, whether or not they know it.

It's a bit more specific than that, they're doing a bootstraps thing where they're implying that the political rant is a side gig they have to do while driving because they have a real job they'd otherwise have to be doing.

This is something that's actually true of a lot of the more high profile online conspiracy theorists for obvious reasons of mental instability making it hard to hold down anything better than a sub-blue-collar dredge work job, but in this case it's virtue signaling, obviously.

//It doesn't result in arrests/tickets because those are local laws and location can't be clearly established in the videos. A couple of the legit ones have lost their job over it, though, since if you actually drive for a living that's something your boss tends to care about.
2021-10-24 3:34:06 PM  
When I clicked on the thread, I was expecting her to be a dude with a buzz cut, a strangely square head, and sunglasses, but I'll settle for the conventional Karen, I guess.
2021-10-24 3:36:33 PM  
Wow. Marissa really has not aged gracefully.
2021-10-24 3:37:00 PM  
Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can trigger the libs
It's the only way to live in cars

Here in my car
I can only deceive
I don't listen to you
I'm unstable for days in cars
2021-10-24 3:37:33 PM  
Why? Because it's their "safe" bubble from which they can "safely" aggress other drivers, pedestrians and cyclists, coaling the asthmatic and the COPD victims, crusing small random aimals and generally being as bad as they wanna be.

Remember this fundamental truth:  conservatives conserve nothing but their pocketbooks and their assess.

Otherwise all conservatives would be enviromentalists instead of just mental, and they would conserve heritage architecture and cherish the variety of religions, political systems, cultures, languages and so forth and conserve them

Real conservatives are liberals or radicals. Those who call themselves conservatives are mostly diabolists, hypocrites, bigots, racists, xenophobes and completly FU to anything that is not theirs, and in the case of neigbours, "frenemies", "fambly" and so forth, more likely to be destructive and pyschopathic than conservative, cherishing, tolerant, and nostalgic.
2021-10-24 3:37:35 PM  
How many rocks do Republicans have to turn over to find these people?
2021-10-24 3:38:15 PM  

ImpendingCynic: It's very common these days to webcast from home.

She lives in her car????
2021-10-24 3:39:33 PM  
1. Their families are sick of this shiat.
2. Pretty good sound, and you can somewhat control the sealed environment of a car, truck or tall station wagon SUV
3. Generally have atleast two mirrors they can check their faces in
4. People stare at you funny if you wear your mirrored Oakleys inside the food court while yelling into your phone
2021-10-24 3:40:07 PM  
Bonus points - She was at the insurrection..​5​/tina-forte-capitol-riot/

Keep it classy Tina.
2021-10-24 3:40:28 PM  
Stupid apes copy what they see others doing
2021-10-24 3:43:29 PM  
I'll bet she played Rizzo in the local community theater's presentation of Grease.
2021-10-24 3:46:40 PM  
It synergizes well with their Vanifestos, subby.
2021-10-24 3:46:57 PM  
Its an in-culture thing, I assume it was a way to go "look at my BIG TRUCK where I haul stuff for WORK"

Now its become a general conservative thing, everyone from wannabe politicians saying how their gonna stick it to the people who want common decency, to conspiracy nutters feverishly talking about how Soros is behind EVERYTHING, to militia members talking about their plans for the day of rope.

Its like the red hat, when you see someone talking on a video in portrait mode in their vehicle while driving, you know its not worth listening to.
2021-10-24 3:47:05 PM  
Tuna Fart

/that is all
2021-10-24 3:48:02 PM  
Well, now this article makes much more sense as seeing it put in action​-​19-memory-problems-months-after-contra​cting-new-study-2021-10
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