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(CNN)   Look, CNN, it's simple: he killed her then killed himself. End of story. Let it go. Seriously, just let it go. Don't you have a plane crash or something to go cover now?   (cnn.com) divider line
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2021-10-24 8:32:32 AM  
Brian Laundrie, who authorities had said could help fill in at least some of the blanks about what Gabby Petito's final days looked like

c.tenor.com
 
2021-10-24 8:33:53 AM  
Yeah, he's alligator poop or in a country without extradition. Either way, he ain't talking.

Let's get back to the news.
 
2021-10-24 8:37:11 AM  
What about the one arm man spotted near the scene?
 
2021-10-24 8:39:59 AM  

oldernell: What about the one arm man spotted near the scene?


We need OJ's investigation team on this. Also can someone get JA Rule? I need to know how he feels about this.
 
2021-10-24 8:49:39 AM  
Ghouls
 
2021-10-24 9:08:18 AM  
Look on the bright side.  Obviously there are no other missing persons, no other investigations, no political issues to investigate.  We have reached nirvana here.
 
2021-10-24 9:17:05 AM  
Lying to the FBI gets you in so much trouble.
 
2021-10-24 9:32:51 AM  
Shouldn't they be out looking for Natalee Holloway?
 
2021-10-24 10:31:49 AM  
I sincerely hope he did not kill himself. I hope he died a horrific death, in anguish for days, unable to get help, alone and terrified.
 
2021-10-24 11:18:05 AM  
What's the proof he killed her? And What's the proof he killed himself?
 
2021-10-24 11:18:05 AM  
Wait, confirmed dead? Or presumed dead?
I haven't been following this.
 
2021-10-24 11:18:24 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: Shouldn't they be out looking for Natalee Holloway?


Is she white?
 
2021-10-24 11:18:29 AM  
Perhaps they should call this guy for help?

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2021-10-24 11:18:39 AM  
No, the new thing today is "Let's endlessly talk about the shooting on the 'Rust' set. Will Alec Baldwin go to jail? Was the armorer responsible for five other mishaps at other film sites? Should the assistant director be charged?"
 
2021-10-24 11:19:47 AM  

Resident Muslim: Wait, confirmed dead? Or presumed dead?
I haven't been following this.


Confirmed dead. Where the hell have you been? Dead for at least a week or two, all that's left is some bones and teeth.
 
2021-10-24 11:20:40 AM  

waxbeans: What's the proof he killed her? And What's the proof he killed himself?


It's ok. The court of public opinion is never wrong.
 
2021-10-24 11:21:20 AM  

theteacher: Lying to the FBI gets you in so much trouble.


Unless you are a politician.
 
2021-10-24 11:22:15 AM  

Resident Muslim: Marcus Aurelius: Shouldn't they be out looking for Natalee Holloway?

Is she white?


Probably not anymore.
 
2021-10-24 11:23:02 AM  
Wonder how many other women that were not as media worthy as Gabby went missing or were murdered yesterday that CNN just doesn't give a flying fark about
 
2021-10-24 11:25:14 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Resident Muslim: Wait, confirmed dead? Or presumed dead?
I haven't been following this.

Confirmed dead. Where the hell have you been? Dead for at least a week or two, all that's left is some bones and teeth.


NO

He must have plucked out some teeth and bones and left them there to throw his pursuers off the trail.

He's now flirting with Natalee Holloway at the blacksite where they hid MH370.
 
2021-10-24 11:25:48 AM  

Parthenogenetic: Gyrfalcon: Resident Muslim: Wait, confirmed dead? Or presumed dead?
I haven't been following this.

Confirmed dead. Where the hell have you been? Dead for at least a week or two, all that's left is some bones and teeth.

NO

He must have plucked out some teeth and bones and left them there to throw his pursuers off the trail.

He's now flirting with Natalee Holloway at the blacksite where they hid MH370.


Anyone who plucked out his own bones is probably not to be messed with.
 
2021-10-24 11:26:41 AM  

oldernell: What about the one arm man spotted near the scene?


Was he hatless?
 
2021-10-24 11:28:01 AM  
Some people are saying he may have been a time-travelling wizard that was responsible for the Jack the Ripper killings. Just asking questions here...
 
2021-10-24 11:29:32 AM  
Wow, someone actually made a thread to say they don't care about a story. I thought even posting in an existing thread to say that was bad form.
 
2021-10-24 11:30:08 AM  
This is one of those he's dead she's dead stories.
 
2021-10-24 11:32:39 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Anyone who plucked out his own bones is probably not to be messed with.


The CIA helped him, like in this documentary
Arnold Schwarzenegger Total Recall nose scene
Youtube mSiFXhrxE3Y
 
2021-10-24 11:34:39 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Resident Muslim: Marcus Aurelius: Shouldn't they be out looking for Natalee Holloway?

Is she white?

Probably not anymore.


She's now red and decaying
 
2021-10-24 11:35:29 AM  

duckpoopy: Wow, someone actually made a thread to say they don't care about a story. I thought even posting in an existing thread to say that was bad form.


It's almost as if we were on a website whose actual origins were criticism of the media and the stupid things it does.
 
2021-10-24 11:38:48 AM  

Mukster: Some people are saying he may have been a time-travelling wizard that was responsible for the Jack the Ripper killings. Just asking questions here...


Or they may have been set up by a time-traveling wizard, who killed them both. That probably happens more than we realize because.....time-traveling wizard.
 
2021-10-24 11:39:22 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Resident Muslim: Wait, confirmed dead? Or presumed dead?
I haven't been following this.

Confirmed dead. Where the hell have you been? Dead for at least a week or two, all that's left is some bones and teeth.


Traveling for work.
Landed back into more work.
Will travel again soon.

/some parts of the globe actually have kickass vaccination rates and don't even let you enter without proof of vaccination AND a swab result
 
2021-10-24 11:39:36 AM  

jso2897: duckpoopy: Wow, someone actually made a thread to say they don't care about a story. I thought even posting in an existing thread to say that was bad form.

It's almost as if we were on a website whose actual origins were criticism of the media and the stupid things it does.


AKA cookbook
 
2021-10-24 11:41:24 AM  

Resident Muslim: Gyrfalcon: Resident Muslim: Wait, confirmed dead? Or presumed dead?
I haven't been following this.

Confirmed dead. Where the hell have you been? Dead for at least a week or two, all that's left is some bones and teeth.

Traveling for work.
Landed back into more work.
Will travel again soon.

/some parts of the globe actually have kickass vaccination rates and don't even let you enter without proof of vaccination AND a swab result


AND I am thankful.
Work during Covid sucked.
 
2021-10-24 11:41:45 AM  

cherryl taggart: Look on the bright side.  Obviously there are no other missing persons, no other investigations, no political issues to investigate.  We have reached nirvana here.


It would be nice to have some professional journalism on why that scumbag murder Alec Baldwin is still on the loose.
 
2021-10-24 11:41:59 AM  

Resident Muslim: Marcus Aurelius: Shouldn't they be out looking for Natalee Holloway?

Is she white?


She definitely falls into the "qualified" position on the O'neal Scale™.
 
2021-10-24 11:42:36 AM  
Still more tolerable than anything on fuxmews.
 
2021-10-24 11:44:10 AM  
And yet some people don't believe he's really dead.
 
2021-10-24 11:46:49 AM  

jso2897: duckpoopy: Wow, someone actually made a thread to say they don't care about a story. I thought even posting in an existing thread to say that was bad form.

It's almost as if we were on a website whose actual origins were criticism of the media and the stupid things it does.


?

The origin of this site was for Drew to share funny and weird news stories, and everyone else to play MST3K and snark on them.

The media criticism came later.

I liked it better when it was just funny and weird news stories.
 
2021-10-24 11:49:16 AM  

jso2897: duckpoopy: Wow, someone actually made a thread to say they don't care about a story. I thought even posting in an existing thread to say that was bad form.

It's almost as if we were on a website whose actual origins were criticism of the media and the stupid things it does.


No you're not, you're on Fark. a website that started "as a way to share interesting news postings with his friends rather than sending them numerous emails."

The book came much later, and no one really cared about it.
 
2021-10-24 11:50:06 AM  
The could always do a thrilling expose on how Wolf's blitzes always clog the studio toilet.
 
2021-10-24 11:51:22 AM  

Resident Muslim: Wait, confirmed dead? Or presumed dead?
I haven't been following this.


You are the smartest guy here. No need to follow this crap.
 
2021-10-24 11:51:33 AM  
It's not news, it's infotainment.

And we all participated in a long and drawn out murder suicide.

Thanks CNN!
 
2021-10-24 11:51:48 AM  

iamskibibitz: cherryl taggart: Look on the bright side.  Obviously there are no other missing persons, no other investigations, no political issues to investigate.  We have reached nirvana here.

It would be nice to have some professional journalism on why that scumbag murder Alec Baldwin is still on the loose.


JFC STFU.
 
2021-10-24 11:53:56 AM  
Can we film the operation?
Is the head dead yet?
 
2021-10-24 11:54:26 AM  

iamskibibitz: cherryl taggart: Look on the bright side.  Obviously there are no other missing persons, no other investigations, no political issues to investigate.  We have reached nirvana here.

It would be nice to have some professional journalism on why that scumbag murder Alec Baldwin is still on the loose.


Now he knows
 
2021-10-24 11:54:58 AM  

waxbeans: What's the proof he killed her?


Exactly. They autopsied the girl, announced it was homicide, but curiously did not issue an arrest warrant for him on that charge.
 
2021-10-24 11:55:17 AM  
One of the crazy things about this story is that in the process of looking for Brian Laundrie, authorities found the remains of *FIVE* other people.

Seriously.... WTF?

What The Florida?
 
2021-10-24 11:56:53 AM  

theteacher: Lying to the FBI gets you in so much trouble.


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2021-10-24 11:57:53 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: I sincerely hope he did not kill himself. I hope he died a horrific death, in anguish for days, unable to get help, alone and terrified.


I'm also hoping for a Red Sox/Dodgers rematch. And a pony.
 
2021-10-24 12:03:20 PM  

OkieDookie: The could always do a thrilling expose on how Wolf's blitzes always clog the studio toilet.


ol' 5-flush Blitzer
 
2021-10-24 12:04:52 PM  
Yeah, move on, it wasn't like she was a natural blond.
 
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