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(Hull Daily Mail)   Sexy ketchup guy would very much like everybody to stop taking the piss   (hulldailymail.co.uk) divider line
    More: Followup, Pizza Hut, Sauce, Pizza hut sauce bottles, Adrian Shann, Condiment, Ketchup, Pizza, Fast food  
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2021-10-24 8:07:10 AM  
He said: "I feel like people are not looking at it the way that I am looking at it."

Word of advice: if you're literally the only one looking at it that way, it might just possibly be you that has the problem.
 
2021-10-24 8:20:21 AM  

I Ate Shergar: He said: "I feel like people are not looking at it the way that I am looking at it."

Word of advice: if you're literally the only one looking at it that way, it might just possibly be you that has the problem.


....or, he's the only sane person left in the world. Either way makes it funny for the rest of us
 
2021-10-24 8:51:57 AM  

Albert911emt: I Ate Shergar: He said: "I feel like people are not looking at it the way that I am looking at it."

Word of advice: if you're literally the only one looking at it that way, it might just possibly be you that has the problem.

....or, he's the only sane person left in the world. Either way makes it funny for the rest of us


Its a viral ad for a sequel to They Live!
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2021-10-24 9:28:05 AM  
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2021-10-24 10:17:32 AM  
.....again?

1) there's no such thing as sexy ketchup

2) ketchup is gross

3) always mustard
 
2021-10-24 10:17:39 AM  

I Ate Shergar: He said: "I feel like people are not looking at it the way that I am looking at it."

Word of advice: if you're literally the only one looking at it that way, it might just possibly be you that has the problem.


Oh there's no way that's true. I'm sure LOTS of people are looking at it that way; it's just their reactions range from DGAF to mildly amused.
 
2021-10-24 10:34:33 AM  
Am I the only one who wants to know what the offensive messages were on the bottles left at his place?

/kinda wishing for the crime lab 'enhance' to unblur the picture
 
2021-10-24 10:37:20 AM  
He said: "I feel like people are not looking at it the way that I am looking at it."

Hey, at least he identified his own fetish right off the bat.
 
2021-10-24 10:59:25 AM  
Pizza Hut ketchup WTH is that?  Is it the stuff they put on the pizza?
 
2021-10-24 11:22:56 AM  

FarkingSmurf: Pizza Hut ketchup WTH is that?  Is it the stuff they put on the pizza?


No, Pizza Hut provides ketchup to put on your pizza. You know, so it tastes like something other than Pizza Hut pizza.
 
2021-10-24 11:51:03 AM  
Because when I see the words Shake, Squeeze, and Squirt, my thoughts immediately go to children.
Maybe this guy needs to have a seat.
 
2021-10-24 12:14:14 PM  
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2021-10-24 12:44:43 PM  

I Ate Shergar: FarkingSmurf: Pizza Hut ketchup WTH is that?  Is it the stuff they put on the pizza?

No, Pizza Hut provides ketchup to put on your pizza. You know, so it tastes like something other than Pizza Hut pizza.


Its British.  They put corn on their pizza.
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Is ketchup such a big leap?

/That's arugula on the Tomato and Olive slice, but not mentioned in the "Other items..."
 
2021-10-24 1:24:08 PM  
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2021-10-24 1:36:00 PM  
I still fail to see how ketchup isn't the triggering thing, not the words on the bottle.

Also I applaud the person leaving bottles of ketchup on his porch. If you're this easily offended you deserve to be mocked.
 
2021-10-24 2:02:53 PM  
He would stroke out around here:

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Sadly, no good photos of In & Out Lube place.
 
2021-10-24 2:13:53 PM  

Valter: .....again?

1) there's no such thing as sexy ketchup

2) ketchup is gross

3) always mustard


Get outta my brain!
 
2021-10-24 2:31:53 PM  

qlenfg: He would stroke out around here:

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Sadly, no good photos of In & Out Lube place.


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2021-10-24 3:40:59 PM  
Compared to the other content on the page with TFA, perceived inappropriate label on ketchup packets is pretty tame stuff, e.g. the couple in Domino's who found an unusual way to pass the time while waiting for their pizza, or the Hull nudist club.
 
2021-10-24 6:35:59 PM  
Does he think Squirt is inappropriate? Maybe the problem is him
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2021-10-24 6:57:02 PM  

kkinnison: Does he think Squirt is inappropriate? Maybe the problem is him
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Hey buddy,
Where's the NSFW warning?
 
2021-10-24 9:04:47 PM  

qlenfg: He would stroke out around here:

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Sadly, no good photos of In & Out Lube place.


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Say no more fam.
 
2021-10-24 10:35:03 PM  
Way to tell the world you never get laid, mega prude.
 
2021-10-25 6:00:20 AM  

Gough: Compared to the other content on the page with TFA, perceived inappropriate label on ketchup packets is pretty tame stuff, e.g. the couple in Domino's who found an unusual way to pass the time while waiting for their pizza, or the Hull nudist club.


Came here to mention the other stories too. Hull sounds like one odd community.
 
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