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(Santa Fe New Mexican)   Gunman from Santa Fe rampage dies after O.D.'ing in jail. Twice. On fentanyl & crystal. Hidden in 2 different body cavities   (santafenewmexican.com) divider line
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2021-10-24 7:17:13 AM  
Reading "gunMAN", I was trying to figure what the two body cavities could be.0
 
2021-10-24 9:34:04 AM  

Mugato: Reading "gunMAN", I was trying to figure what the two body cavities could be.0


Second one could be his bum?
 
2021-10-24 9:47:22 AM  
Well, bye.
 
2021-10-24 9:50:06 AM  

BumpInTheNight: Mugato: Reading "gunMAN", I was trying to figure what the two body cavities could be.0

Second one could be his bum?


Don't forget the nostrils. Nevar forget the nostrils.
 
2021-10-24 9:51:31 AM  
Maybe he had a colostomy bag?
 
2021-10-24 9:53:15 AM  
Goddamn filters
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2021-10-24 9:53:31 AM  
A doctor found a bag with "clear crystals" in a body cavity.

Should've snatched it out of there at booking.
 
2021-10-24 9:54:41 AM  
Gunma'am
 
2021-10-24 9:55:50 AM  
Oh no, anyway...
 
2021-10-24 10:00:52 AM  

Nick Nostril: BumpInTheNight: Mugato: Reading "gunMAN", I was trying to figure what the two body cavities could be.0

Second one could be his bum?

Don't forget the nostrils. Nevar forget the nostrils.


Oh, also, remember to nevar go...

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2021-10-24 10:01:27 AM  
I have never seen the words "body cavity" that many times in a single article.
 
2021-10-24 10:03:04 AM  
What's  the Fark saying?  Oh yeah...and nothing of value was lost.
 
2021-10-24 10:11:19 AM  

jackandwater: What's  the Fark saying?  Oh yeah...and nothing of value was lost.


While I tend to agree, I doubt he died of a self-administered drug overdose.
 
2021-10-24 10:15:55 AM  

inglixthemad: jackandwater: What's  the Fark saying?  Oh yeah...and nothing of value was lost.

While I tend to agree, I doubt he died of a self-administered drug overdose.


Fentanyl is extremely easy to OD on
 
2021-10-24 10:22:00 AM  

jackandwater: What's the Fark saying? Oh yeah...


Anything is a medicine cabinet if you're brave enough.
 
2021-10-24 10:22:36 AM  
...yeah, she hid them...
 
2021-10-24 10:23:57 AM  

BumpInTheNight: Mugato: Reading "gunMAN", I was trying to figure what the two body cavities could be.0

Second one could be his bum?


1) his bum
2) deeper yet up his bum.
 
2021-10-24 10:24:59 AM  

specialsauce: I have never seen the words "body cavity" that many times in a single article.


I feel like you and I read wildly different literature.
 
2021-10-24 10:25:51 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: inglixthemad: jackandwater: What's  the Fark saying?  Oh yeah...and nothing of value was lost.

While I tend to agree, I doubt he died of a self-administered drug overdose.

Fentanyl is extremely easy to OD on


Its odd they didn't check her after the first OD though. Some responsibility is with the staff.
 
2021-10-24 10:29:48 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: Fentanyl is extremely easy to OD on


Had cataract surgery last year under a fentanyl haze.  Both eyes about a month apart.  They swap out your natural lenses for plastic ones while you're awake.  First surgery was so pleasant I was actually looking forward to the second which wasn't pleasant at all. The discrepancy is well-known and documented. That's how powerful fentanyl is and how fast you build up a tolerance.  That shiat is wack.
 
2021-10-24 10:30:12 AM  
When you fall off that Hot/Crazy cliff.
 
2021-10-24 10:30:18 AM  
Why did they name the 16 year old arrested with her?
 
2021-10-24 10:33:52 AM  

mybluemake: Why did they name the 16 year old arrested with her?


Juveniles charged as adults in felonies get treated like adults. (See also Rittenhouse, etc.)
 
2021-10-24 10:35:06 AM  
I want to see the video from the jail.
 
2021-10-24 10:40:34 AM  
Beavis and Butthead Do America Cavity Search
Youtube yspHR4IxKiU

That's why you need to conduct a FULL cavity search.
 
2021-10-24 10:48:25 AM  
It's gotten so bad I completely missed there was a Santa Fe shooting spree
 
2021-10-24 10:50:03 AM  
She has a GoFundMe page to pay for the funeral. It was at the end of the article. Of course, they don't mention how she died.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/brianna-ro​m​eros-funeral-expenses
 
2021-10-24 10:56:45 AM  
Hidden In Two Body Cavities

a Chuck Tingle novella
 
2021-10-24 11:00:09 AM  
If only he had been subject to the Charmin Bears inspection as the greenlit link described on the front page 3 links down...
 
2021-10-24 11:00:58 AM  

Abox: cameroncrazy1984: Fentanyl is extremely easy to OD on

Had cataract surgery last year under a fentanyl haze.  Both eyes about a month apart.  They swap out your natural lenses for plastic ones while you're awake.  First surgery was so pleasant I was actually looking forward to the second which wasn't pleasant at all. The discrepancy is well-known and documented. That's how powerful fentanyl is and how fast you build up a tolerance.  That shiat is wack.


Serious question: I thought cocaine derivatives in the eye was the preferred drug of choice for numbing up along with barbiturates for the anxiety?
 
2021-10-24 11:09:41 AM  
Well obviously two different ones. Don't want to cross/contaminate your stash.
 
2021-10-24 11:11:25 AM  
All the talk about shooting in Santa Fe has recently revolved around the movie set accident that I initially thought this was about Alec Baldwin.
 
2021-10-24 11:20:19 AM  
Gunwoman?
Gunlady?
Gunperson?
Damn you PC police.
 
2021-10-24 11:22:18 AM  

thespindrifter: Abox: cameroncrazy1984: Fentanyl is extremely easy to OD on

Had cataract surgery last year under a fentanyl haze.  Both eyes about a month apart.  They swap out your natural lenses for plastic ones while you're awake.  First surgery was so pleasant I was actually looking forward to the second which wasn't pleasant at all. The discrepancy is well-known and documented. That's how powerful fentanyl is and how fast you build up a tolerance.  That shiat is wack.

Serious question: I thought cocaine derivatives in the eye was the preferred drug of choice for numbing up along with barbiturates for the anxiety?


The numbing goop was lidocaine and all they mentioned for the general mind haze was fentanyl, could have been other stuff mixed in.
 
2021-10-24 11:31:28 AM  
Deavonne Romero told police her sister was not known to use narcotics and she hadn't seen her sister take any drugs the day of the shooting, reports say.

As much as we all doubt the cops and know you probably love your sister, dear, your claim is just so hard to believe when both you and she were in jail for a driveby shooting spree. It just lacks the authenticity it might otherwise have if you hadn't just been driving through town shooting at schools, you know?
 
2021-10-24 11:35:33 AM  

germ78: All the talk about shooting in Santa Fe has recently revolved around the movie set accident that I initially thought this was about Alec Baldwin.


I don't think Alec Baldwin's cavities are secure enough to be hiding drugs, any more.
 
2021-10-24 11:47:17 AM  

Abox: cameroncrazy1984: Fentanyl is extremely easy to OD on

Had cataract surgery last year under a fentanyl haze.  Both eyes about a month apart.  They swap out your natural lenses for plastic ones while you're awake.  First surgery was so pleasant I was actually looking forward to the second which wasn't pleasant at all. The discrepancy is well-known and documented. That's how powerful fentanyl is and how fast you build up a tolerance.  That shiat is wack.


A month apart? That sounds strange.
Also, if it's that strong wouldn't you have gone through withdrawal?
 
2021-10-24 11:54:54 AM  
The only difference between prison guards and prison inmates is that members of the first group get to go home at night.   All the contraband....drugs, alcohol, weapons, etc.... that are smuggled into prison are smuggled in by the guards.
 
2021-10-24 11:57:36 AM  

cwheelie: It's gotten so bad I completely missed there was a Santa Fe shooting spree


I live in New Mexico and thought this was about Alec Baldwin
 
2021-10-24 11:58:03 AM  
Joye said the police department is conducting an internal investigation...

That didn't work out so well the first time.
 
2021-10-24 12:13:43 PM  

Resident Muslim: Abox: cameroncrazy1984: Fentanyl is extremely easy to OD on

Had cataract surgery last year under a fentanyl haze.  Both eyes about a month apart.  They swap out your natural lenses for plastic ones while you're awake.  First surgery was so pleasant I was actually looking forward to the second which wasn't pleasant at all. The discrepancy is well-known and documented. That's how powerful fentanyl is and how fast you build up a tolerance.  That shiat is wack.

A month apart? That sounds strange.
Also, if it's that strong wouldn't you have gone through withdrawal?


The interval isn't strange at all, google it.  And no, tolerance != withdrawal, it just means it requires more to obtain the same effects.  Like I said it's a known thing and they don't up the dose for the second procedure, probably to avoid things like withdrawal and death.
 
2021-10-24 12:13:57 PM  

Ketchuponsteak: cameroncrazy1984: inglixthemad: jackandwater: What's  the Fark saying?  Oh yeah...and nothing of value was lost.

While I tend to agree, I doubt he died of a self-administered drug overdose.

Fentanyl is extremely easy to OD on

Its odd they didn't check her after the first OD though. Some responsibility is with the staff.


If they had done an intrusive cavity search, then we would be hearing all the crying about that. You shove things up there, you know the risks.
 
2021-10-24 12:16:33 PM  
I think it was the same body cavity twice, subby.
🎵Ohhh, she's got drugs in her snatch, batch after batch, but here's the catch. She doesn't know how to wrap em.🎵
 
2021-10-24 12:17:37 PM  

Fissile: The only difference between prison guards and prison inmates is that members of the first group get to go home at night.   All the contraband....drugs, alcohol, weapons, etc.... that are smuggled into prison are smuggled in by the guards.


And if this was prison, that comment might mean something.

Since this was jail, your comment is irrelevant.
 
2021-10-24 12:24:02 PM  

specialsauce: I have never seen the words "body cavity" that many times in a single article.


That's surprising with that Fark handle, know what I'm sayin
 
2021-10-24 12:49:46 PM  
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2021-10-24 12:50:08 PM  

Mugato: jackandwater: What's the Fark saying? Oh yeah...

Anything is a medicine cabinet if you're brave enough.


Yes.  I think a plastic spark could be a murder weapon in the right circumstances.
 
2021-10-24 12:54:38 PM  

jackandwater: Mugato: jackandwater: What's the Fark saying? Oh yeah...

Anything is a medicine cabinet if you're brave enough.

Yes.  I think a plastic spark could be a murder weapon in the right circumstances.


*spork.  Farming autocorrect.
 
2021-10-24 12:55:55 PM  

jackandwater: jackandwater: Mugato: jackandwater: What's the Fark saying? Oh yeah...

Anything is a medicine cabinet if you're brave enough.

Yes.  I think a plastic spark could be a murder weapon in the right circumstances.

*spork.  Farming autocorrect.


How do get farming out of farking.  Jesus jumped up crist palamino!
 
2021-10-24 1:13:28 PM  
RIP Alec Baldwin.

/DNRTFA
 
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