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(Herald Sun NC)   "This is your captain speaking... Who had the White Castle's before the flight?"   (heraldsun.com) divider line
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2021-10-24 7:18:53 AM  
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2021-10-24 7:58:12 AM  
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2021-10-24 8:16:29 AM  
HOTY candidate here.

Ever had White Castle and flown within 24 hours? I'm surprised the passenger in question didn't blow a hole in the fuselage.

That pilot is as much a hero as Sullenberger.
 
2021-10-24 8:18:23 AM  

YabbaDabbaDouchebag: HOTY candidate here.


Disqualified for the apostrophe.
 
2021-10-24 8:29:53 AM  
Hey, that stuff is great for restarting the digestive system after bowel surgery... or so I've heard.
 
2021-10-24 9:21:23 AM  
This is one of the greatest headlines.

Bravo.
 
2021-10-24 9:38:03 AM  
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2021-10-24 9:39:11 AM  
I thought I was the only one. What is in their food that causes that?
 
2021-10-24 9:40:08 AM  

yagottabefarkinkiddinme: I thought I was the only one. What is in their food that causes that?


The onions.
 
2021-10-24 9:41:03 AM  
It's called a 'fume event', and they aren't common, but, the Airbus gets them much more frequently than a 737 does.
 
2021-10-24 9:42:02 AM  

YabbaDabbaDouchebag: HOTY candidate here.

Ever had White Castle and flown within 24 hours? I'm surprised the passenger in question didn't blow a hole in the fuselage.

That pilot is as much a hero as Sullenberger.


This reminds me of the time I had horrifying diarrhea on a flight.

I ate a beans and chili hot dog just prior which probably didn't help me in that regard.

After I destroyed the airplane bathroom, which occurred during turbulence of course, imagine my shock when the person waiting for me to get my ass out of there was a black child of not even 8 years old.

I couldn't apologize enough to him after he smelled what I put in there.

And yes I flew United. I imagine the stain of my shame is still on that plane.
 
2021-10-24 9:42:29 AM  
Taco Bell is far more dangerous than White Castle.
 
2021-10-24 9:44:09 AM  

Albert911emt: Taco Bell is far more dangerous than White Castle.


Both are less than 1.0 Harribo Sugarless Gummy Bears.
 
2021-10-24 9:45:04 AM  
There is no White Castle in Norfolk, VA, or all of Hampton Roads, and it's a damn shame.

/There's a lot of Navy transplants from the north here..
 
2021-10-24 9:45:10 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: yagottabefarkinkiddinme: I thought I was the only one. What is in their food that causes that?

The onions.


and sam-n-ella.
 
2021-10-24 9:47:54 AM  
There are no WC's around these parts but I have had the frozen microwavable ones from from the grocery store.  I always regret it after three or four hours of burger burps that even brushing my teeth or mouthwash can't seem to touch.  It's like the food that keeps on giving and not in a good way.
 
2021-10-24 9:53:08 AM  
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/ pilots, sky law, fart doctor
 
2021-10-24 10:00:45 AM  

Kit Fister: Albert911emt: Taco Bell is far more dangerous than White Castle.

Both are less than 1.0 Harribo Sugarless Gummy Bears.


Oh, you sweet summer virgins that have never eaten Krystal's...

I grew up on White Castle and Taco Bell, and I've only ever had Krystal's once. Never again.

Makes excellent colonoscopy prep though.
 
2021-10-24 10:02:06 AM  
No White Castle where I live.  I have to live off the frozen ones at the grocery store.  But before I fly anywhere count me in with a steaming bowl of chili along with an egg salad sandwich.  The nectar of the gods.
 
2021-10-24 10:03:09 AM  
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2021-10-24 10:05:14 AM  
Probably someone eating a durian. I've heard that stuff smells like rotten onions mixed with moldy almonds and turpentine.
 
2021-10-24 10:14:42 AM  

Bobbo the Clown: There is no White Castle in Norfolk, VA, or all of Hampton Roads, and it's a damn shame.

/There's a lot of Navy transplants from the north here..


The closest effect to what happens after eating WC around here would be Doumars.
 
2021-10-24 10:15:23 AM  

Herb Utsmelz: YabbaDabbaDouchebag: HOTY candidate here.

Disqualified for the apostrophe.


Irregardless, denoting plural's with an apostrophe has now passed into common usage, alas. Just like imply/infer and affect/effect are now fully-interchangeable, and you run the risk of being called a "Grammer Nazi" and have a well-earned AntiFA punch incoming, if you point it out.
 
2021-10-24 10:20:06 AM  

YabbaDabbaDouchebag: HOTY candidate here.


Sub Human: This is one of the greatest headlines.

Bravo.



Seriously?
 
2021-10-24 10:26:22 AM  

FarkingSmurf: There are no WC's around these parts but I have had the frozen microwavable ones from from the grocery store.  I always regret it after three or four hours of burger burps that even brushing my teeth or mouthwash can't seem to touch.  It's like the food that keeps on giving and not in a good way.


White Castles really aren't meant to be eaten without a night of drinking to cushion the impact.
 
2021-10-24 10:29:01 AM  

Albert911emt: Taco Bell is far more dangerous than White Castle.


Depends on what you get. If a crunchwrap gives you the shiats you might want to reevaluate yourself.
 
2021-10-24 10:36:26 AM  
If you ever wondered why B.A. Baracus doesn't fly...

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2021-10-24 10:43:14 AM  
White Castle was created in a government lab using extraterrestrial technology and water from the bog of eternal stench.
 
2021-10-24 10:48:09 AM  
Unless it was the frozen White Castle sliders - It must be Taco Bell. There are NO White Castle locations in Norfolk, VA.
 
2021-10-24 10:58:48 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: yagottabefarkinkiddinme: I thought I was the only one. What is in their food that causes that?

The onions.


I can handle the onions on the burgers just fine. The onion chips? Not so much.
 
2021-10-24 11:00:45 AM  
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2021-10-24 11:01:29 AM  
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2021-10-24 11:36:07 AM  
one more unanswered question
https://www.wavy.com/news/north-carol​i​na/1-taken-to-hospital-after-frontier-​airlines-jet-makes-emergency-landing-a​t-rdu/
One passenger was transported to WakeMed, RDU officials said.

1. Heart attack from the excitement?
2. Trampled in the panic to exit?
3. Life threatening flatulence?
 
2021-10-24 11:37:25 AM  
White Castle's what?  Burgers?
 
2021-10-24 11:38:11 AM  
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2021-10-24 11:50:42 AM  
Crystals sliders have always caused me problems. Indigestion once it's in the stomach, and then it's Mount Vesuvius time
 
2021-10-24 12:23:59 PM  

baronbloodbath: Probably someone eating a durian. I've heard that stuff smells like rotten onions mixed with moldy almonds and turpentine.


The description that stuck with me was 'like cheesecake marinated in an unflushed toilet'.
 
2021-10-24 12:34:45 PM  
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2021-10-24 12:42:16 PM  
I, for one, enjoy loading up on cashews a half day before I board a plane...it's always fun to crop dust the entire airport
 
2021-10-24 12:54:14 PM  
Please enjoy the fume ride. Remain seated and keep fingers in nostrils at all times.

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2021-10-24 1:01:11 PM  
CSB time-

On a flight back from Chicago I picked up an Italian Beef sandwich at the airport.  I had been out at Wrigleyville the night before drinking heavily and needed something to clean me out.

As were taxing on the tarmac I started eating the sandwich and my GERD kicked in bad.  Halfway thru my sandwich my esophagus stopped pushing food down and shifted in reverse.

I ended up vomiting but had no bag nearby, so I ended up swallowing my puke back again.

2 for 1 deal.  I haven't been able to touch Italian beef since.
 
2021-10-24 1:15:44 PM  

HairBolus: one more unanswered question
https://www.wavy.com/news/north-caroli​na/1-taken-to-hospital-after-frontier-​airlines-jet-makes-emergency-landing-a​t-rdu/
One passenger was transported to WakeMed, RDU officials said.

1. Heart attack from the excitement?
2. Trampled in the panic to exit?
3. Life threatening flatulence?


Passenger complaining of having difficulty breathing after inhaling whatever it was, if I had to guess.
 
2021-10-24 1:31:00 PM  

Herb Utsmelz: YabbaDabbaDouchebag: HOTY candidate here.

Disqualified for the apostrophe.


But it could be a possessive use. Just assume subby abbreviated from this, and then it is perfectly correct:

White Castle's Burger's
 
2021-10-24 2:07:39 PM  
If you are used to them, it's just awesome.

If not, well....

Traveling with a friend once I introduced him to White Castle.  Continuing the drive I received many thanks for doing so; he loved them.

About an hour and a half later he retracted all his kudos, cursing me and all my loved ones to the deepest pits of Hell.

Oh well.
 
2021-10-24 2:36:25 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: If you are used to them, it's just awesome.

If not, well....

Traveling with a friend once I introduced him to White Castle.  Continuing the drive I received many thanks for doing so; he loved them.

About an hour and a half later he retracted all his kudos, cursing me and all my loved ones to the deepest pits of Hell.

Oh well.


That is 100% believable; though for more seasoned veterans it hits the next morning (or course they were there at 1 AM after the bar).

WC is one of those things that seems like a good idea at the time, and goes down well; but the bill collector always comes calling.
 
2021-10-24 2:48:49 PM  
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2021-10-24 3:22:15 PM  

baronbloodbath: Probably someone eating a durian. I've heard that stuff smells like rotten onions mixed with moldy almonds and turpentine.


My favorite fruit.  Once uve had it 2 or 3 times.

The King of Fruit
 
2021-10-24 3:23:30 PM  

Abox: FarkingSmurf: There are no WC's around these parts but I have had the frozen microwavable ones from from the grocery store.  I always regret it after three or four hours of burger burps that even brushing my teeth or mouthwash can't seem to touch.  It's like the food that keeps on giving and not in a good way.

White Castles really aren't meant to be eaten without a night of drinking to cushion the impact.


They help ease the vomiting process??
 
2021-10-24 3:25:28 PM  
Fly the putrid skies!!
 
2021-10-24 3:27:06 PM  

Jedbone: ArcadianRefugee: If you are used to them, it's just awesome.

If not, well....

Traveling with a friend once I introduced him to White Castle.  Continuing the drive I received many thanks for doing so; he loved them.

About an hour and a half later he retracted all his kudos, cursing me and all my loved ones to the deepest pits of Hell.

Oh well.

That is 100% believable; though for more seasoned veterans it hits the next morning (or course they were there at 1 AM after the bar).

WC is one of those things that seems like a good idea at the time, and goes down well; but the bill collector always comes calling.


Total bodily evacuation??

If not then schoolboy level
 
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