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		"This is your captain speaking... Who had the White Castle's before the flight?" (heraldsun.com)		61
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wademh

3 days ago

kudayta

3 days ago

YabbaDabbaDouchebag

3 days ago

HOTY candidate here.

Ever had White Castle and flown within 24 hours? I'm surprised the passenger in question didn't blow a hole in the fuselage.

That pilot is as much a hero as Sullenberger.

Herb Utsmelz

3 days ago

YabbaDabbaDouchebag: HOTY candidate here.

Disqualified for the apostrophe.

Alphax

3 days ago

Hey, that stuff is great for restarting the digestive system after bowel surgery... or so I've heard.

Sub Human

3 days ago

This is one of the greatest headlines.

Bravo.

Tyrone Slothrop

3 days ago

Laurie Anderson - From The Air

yagottabefarkinkiddinme

3 days ago

I thought I was the only one. What is in their food that causes that?

drjekel_mrhyde

3 days ago

yagottabefarkinkiddinme: I thought I was the only one. What is in their food that causes that?

The onions.

iron_city_ap

3 days ago

It's called a 'fume event', and they aren't common, but, the Airbus gets them much more frequently than a 737 does.

Valter

3 days ago

YabbaDabbaDouchebag: HOTY candidate here.

Ever had White Castle and flown within 24 hours? I'm surprised the passenger in question didn't blow a hole in the fuselage.

That pilot is as much a hero as Sullenberger.

This reminds me of the time I had horrifying diarrhea on a flight.

I ate a beans and chili hot dog just prior which probably didn't help me in that regard.

After I destroyed the airplane bathroom, which occurred during turbulence of course, imagine my shock when the person waiting for me to get my ass out of there was a black child of not even 8 years old.

I couldn't apologize enough to him after he smelled what I put in there.

And yes I flew United. I imagine the stain of my shame is still on that plane.

Albert911emt

3 days ago

Taco Bell is far more dangerous than White Castle.

Kit Fister

3 days ago

Albert911emt: Taco Bell is far more dangerous than White Castle.

Both are less than 1.0 Harribo Sugarless Gummy Bears.

Bobbo the Clown

3 days ago

There is no White Castle in Norfolk, VA, or all of Hampton Roads, and it's a damn shame.

/There's a lot of Navy transplants from the north here..

Kit Fister

3 days ago

drjekel_mrhyde: yagottabefarkinkiddinme: I thought I was the only one. What is in their food that causes that?

The onions.

and sam-n-ella.

FarkingSmurf

3 days ago

There are no WC's around these parts but I have had the frozen microwavable ones from from the grocery store. I always regret it after three or four hours of burger burps that even brushing my teeth or mouthwash can't seem to touch. It's like the food that keeps on giving and not in a good way.

Billy Liar

3 days ago

Carol and Liz Meet | 30 Rock

/ pilots, sky law, fart doctor

wantoncunnilinguslover

3 days ago

Kit Fister: Albert911emt: Taco Bell is far more dangerous than White Castle.

Both are less than 1.0 Harribo Sugarless Gummy Bears.

Oh, you sweet summer virgins that have never eaten Krystal's...

I grew up on White Castle and Taco Bell, and I've only ever had Krystal's once. Never again.

Makes excellent colonoscopy prep though.

johndalek

3 days ago

No White Castle where I live. I have to live off the frozen ones at the grocery store. But before I fly anywhere count me in with a steaming bowl of chili along with an egg salad sandwich. The nectar of the gods.

Nick Nostril

3 days ago

baronbloodbath

3 days ago

Probably someone eating a durian. I've heard that stuff smells like rotten onions mixed with moldy almonds and turpentine.

VisualiseThis

3 days ago

Bobbo the Clown: There is no White Castle in Norfolk, VA, or all of Hampton Roads, and it's a damn shame.

/There's a lot of Navy transplants from the north here..

The closest effect to what happens after eating WC around here would be Doumars.

Kriggerel

3 days ago

Herb Utsmelz: YabbaDabbaDouchebag: HOTY candidate here.

Disqualified for the apostrophe.

Irregardless, denoting plural's with an apostrophe has now passed into common usage, alas. Just like imply/infer and affect/effect are now fully-interchangeable, and you run the risk of being called a "Grammer Nazi" and have a well-earned AntiFA punch incoming, if you point it out.

Louisiana_Sitar_Club

3 days ago

YabbaDabbaDouchebag: HOTY candidate here.

Sub Human: This is one of the greatest headlines.

Bravo.

Seriously?

Abox

3 days ago

FarkingSmurf: There are no WC's around these parts but I have had the frozen microwavable ones from from the grocery store. I always regret it after three or four hours of burger burps that even brushing my teeth or mouthwash can't seem to touch. It's like the food that keeps on giving and not in a good way.

White Castles really aren't meant to be eaten without a night of drinking to cushion the impact.

Hell Poodle

3 days ago

Albert911emt: Taco Bell is far more dangerous than White Castle.

Depends on what you get. If a crunchwrap gives you the shiats you might want to reevaluate yourself.

Halfabee64

3 days ago

If you ever wondered why B.A. Baracus doesn't fly...

Please Remain Seated Robot Chicken

synithium

3 days ago

White Castle was created in a government lab using extraterrestrial technology and water from the bog of eternal stench.

RoLleRKoaSTeR

3 days ago

Unless it was the frozen White Castle sliders - It must be Taco Bell. There are NO White Castle locations in Norfolk, VA.

SplittingAces

3 days ago

drjekel_mrhyde: yagottabefarkinkiddinme: I thought I was the only one. What is in their food that causes that?

The onions.

I can handle the onions on the burgers just fine. The onion chips? Not so much.

Warmachine999

3 days ago

Jedbone

3 days ago

Airline ad tagline... "The kids will love our inflatable slides!"

HairBolus

2 days ago

one more unanswered question
https://www.wavy.com/news/north-carolina/1-taken-to-hospital-after-frontier-airlines-jet-makes-emergency-landing-at-rdu/
One passenger was transported to WakeMed, RDU officials said.

1. Heart attack from the excitement?
2. Trampled in the panic to exit?
3. Life threatening flatulence?

EnglishMajor

2 days ago

White Castle's what? Burgers?

lemurtx

2 days ago

Mega Steve

2 days ago

Crystals sliders have always caused me problems. Indigestion once it's in the stomach, and then it's Mount Vesuvius time

Gordon Bennett

2 days ago

baronbloodbath: Probably someone eating a durian. I've heard that stuff smells like rotten onions mixed with moldy almonds and turpentine.

The description that stuck with me was 'like cheesecake marinated in an unflushed toilet'.

CzarChasm

2 days ago

Don't look at me...

radiovox

2 days ago

I, for one, enjoy loading up on cashews a half day before I board a plane...it's always fun to crop dust the entire airport

LordOfThePings

2 days ago

Please enjoy the fume ride. Remain seated and keep fingers in nostrils at all times.

scotchcrotch

2 days ago

CSB time-

On a flight back from Chicago I picked up an Italian Beef sandwich at the airport. I had been out at Wrigleyville the night before drinking heavily and needed something to clean me out.

As were taxing on the tarmac I started eating the sandwich and my GERD kicked in bad. Halfway thru my sandwich my esophagus stopped pushing food down and shifted in reverse.

I ended up vomiting but had no bag nearby, so I ended up swallowing my puke back again.

2 for 1 deal. I haven't been able to touch Italian beef since.

geekbikerskum

2 days ago

HairBolus: one more unanswered question
https://www.wavy.com/news/north-carolina/1-taken-to-hospital-after-frontier-airlines-jet-makes-emergency-landing-at-rdu/
One passenger was transported to WakeMed, RDU officials said.

1. Heart attack from the excitement?
2. Trampled in the panic to exit?
3. Life threatening flatulence?

Passenger complaining of having difficulty breathing after inhaling whatever it was, if I had to guess.

OccamsWhiskers

2 days ago

Herb Utsmelz: YabbaDabbaDouchebag: HOTY candidate here.

Disqualified for the apostrophe.

But it could be a possessive use. Just assume subby abbreviated from this, and then it is perfectly correct:

White Castle's Burger's

ArcadianRefugee

2 days ago

If you are used to them, it's just awesome.

If not, well....

Traveling with a friend once I introduced him to White Castle. Continuing the drive I received many thanks for doing so; he loved them.

About an hour and a half later he retracted all his kudos, cursing me and all my loved ones to the deepest pits of Hell.

Oh well.

Jedbone

2 days ago

ArcadianRefugee: If you are used to them, it's just awesome.

If not, well....

Traveling with a friend once I introduced him to White Castle. Continuing the drive I received many thanks for doing so; he loved them.

About an hour and a half later he retracted all his kudos, cursing me and all my loved ones to the deepest pits of Hell.

Oh well.

That is 100% believable; though for more seasoned veterans it hits the next morning (or course they were there at 1 AM after the bar).

WC is one of those things that seems like a good idea at the time, and goes down well; but the bill collector always comes calling.

tapwater98

2 days ago

Wanted for questioning:

Linux_Yes

2 days ago

baronbloodbath: Probably someone eating a durian. I've heard that stuff smells like rotten onions mixed with moldy almonds and turpentine.

My favorite fruit. Once uve had it 2 or 3 times.

The King of Fruit

Linux_Yes

2 days ago

Abox: FarkingSmurf: There are no WC's around these parts but I have had the frozen microwavable ones from from the grocery store. I always regret it after three or four hours of burger burps that even brushing my teeth or mouthwash can't seem to touch. It's like the food that keeps on giving and not in a good way.

White Castles really aren't meant to be eaten without a night of drinking to cushion the impact.

They help ease the vomiting process??

Linux_Yes

2 days ago

Fly the putrid skies!!

Linux_Yes

2 days ago

Jedbone: ArcadianRefugee: If you are used to them, it's just awesome.

If not, well....

Traveling with a friend once I introduced him to White Castle. Continuing the drive I received many thanks for doing so; he loved them.

About an hour and a half later he retracted all his kudos, cursing me and all my loved ones to the deepest pits of Hell.

Oh well.

That is 100% believable; though for more seasoned veterans it hits the next morning (or course they were there at 1 AM after the bar).

WC is one of those things that seems like a good idea at the time, and goes down well; but the bill collector always comes calling.

Total bodily evacuation??

If not then schoolboy level

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