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2021-10-24 8:56:59 AM  
Walking, talkibg stereotypes
 
2021-10-24 9:25:10 AM  
8 beers in one day

Maybe start doing breathalyzers before he races
 
2021-10-24 9:26:29 AM  
Rednecks drink beer. Film at 11.
 
2021-10-24 9:26:38 AM  
The real crime here is that it's budweiser.
 
2021-10-24 9:45:13 AM  

Peter von Nostrand: The real crime here is that it's budweiser.


No, that makes it okay. Means it's not real beer.
 
2021-10-24 9:51:42 AM  

lifeslammer: 8 beers in one day

Maybe start doing breathalyzers before he races


8 more and they can choose their own adventure at Applebee's.
 
2021-10-24 10:45:03 AM  
Huh. Being an autumn Sunday I assumed the headline referred to Jets fans.
 
2021-10-24 11:15:17 AM  
If they all drank more before a race it would be more entertaining.
 
2021-10-24 11:20:58 AM  
That's closer to a funny thought of mine called the Drunken Demolition Derby. Everyone gets drunk then gets in a demolition derby. There would be a line that feeds you your alcohol of choice. Yes I know it would be illegal, but it would be funny. In a dream I pictured Barney the Dinosaur and Tim Allen doing this in a celebrity edition and....random words to make you laugh....I am laughing so hard at typing this....
 
2021-10-24 11:22:10 AM  
Eight beers could be an exhausting amount of pissing throughout the day for a 47-year-old man. Somewhere between the ages of 45-55 every man discovers one day it now takes twice as long to urinate.
 
2021-10-24 11:36:50 AM  

REO-Weedwagon: Eight beers could be an exhausting amount of pissing throughout the day for a 47-year-old man. Somewhere between the ages of 45-55 every man discovers one day it now takes twice as long to urinate.


You.... may want to get that checked out.
 
2021-10-24 11:49:11 AM  
Go fast and piss left
 
2021-10-24 12:05:44 PM  

FriarReb98: Peter von Nostrand: The real crime here is that it's budweiser.

No, that makes it okay. Means it's not real beer.


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2021-10-24 1:02:33 PM  

lifeslammer: 8 beers in one day

Maybe start doing breathalyzers before he races


That's not even a lot for a whole day.
 
2021-10-24 1:04:07 PM  
Good that he is keeping up with his daily water intake.

/150 cases at one party? How many farking people were there?
 
2021-10-24 1:04:49 PM  

jaylectricity: lifeslammer: 8 beers in one day

Maybe start doing breathalyzers before he races

That's not even a lot for a whole


day meal.
 
2021-10-24 1:41:43 PM  
The last episode of season 1 of Lost Speedways was about the track Jr. had on his property, complete with a fleet of go carts.  He didn't go into detail about it, but he implied there was a lot of Bud that was consumed when he would have people over to race on his track.
 
2021-10-24 1:42:43 PM  

kdawg7736: That's closer to a funny thought of mine called the Drunken Demolition Derby. Everyone gets drunk then gets in a demolition derby. There would be a line that feeds you your alcohol of choice. Yes I know it would be illegal, but it would be funny. In a dream I pictured Barney the Dinosaur and Tim Allen doing this in a celebrity edition and....random words to make you laugh....I am laughing so hard at typing this....


Would it actually be illegal?
 
2021-10-24 2:25:09 PM  
...So...did we just forget that there's an F1 race today?  In the US?  At COTA?
 
2021-10-24 3:23:05 PM  

kdawg7736: That's closer to a funny thought of mine called the Drunken Demolition Derby. Everyone gets drunk then gets in a demolition derby. There would be a line that feeds you your alcohol of choice. Yes I know it would be illegal, but it would be funny. In a dream I pictured Barney the Dinosaur and Tim Allen doing this in a celebrity edition and....random words to make you laugh....I am laughing so hard at typing this....


Bubbles and the other residents of the Sunnyvale Trailer Park are way ahead of you.

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2021-10-24 5:31:11 PM  

mcmnky: Huh. Being an autumn Sunday I assumed the headline referred to Jets fans.


maybe Bills fans, drinking beer from a girl's ass crack.
 
2021-10-24 9:31:00 PM  

virulent_loser: mcmnky: Huh. Being an autumn Sunday I assumed the headline referred to Jets fans.

maybe Bills fans, drinking beer from a girl's ass crack.


If the girl is attractive enough and has showered recently, who wouldn't do this?
 
2021-10-24 11:16:50 PM  

IAmRight: virulent_loser: mcmnky: Huh. Being an autumn Sunday I assumed the headline referred to Jets fans.

maybe Bills fans, drinking beer from a girl's ass crack.

If the girl is attractive enough and has showered recently, who wouldn't do this?


I don't like beer or girls, so me, I guess?
 
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