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		Someone has an issue with toilet paper, bears, sexual hangups, or all three and this article is proof (popdust.com)		94
		More: Weird, Toilet paper, Charmin Bears Commercials, Bear, Toilet, recent Charmin Bears, Papa bear hem, Feces, le Inspection

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Walker

3 days ago

The Assh*le Inspection Hellscape of the Charmin Bears Commercials

fragMasterFlash

3 days ago

EvilEgg

3 days ago

Parenthood involves some tasks that you'd rather not do. Making sure your child wipes their ass is one of them. Making sure they flush is another.

Goddammit why is flushing such a chore for these little assholes?

TuckFrump

3 days ago

Fark: And for once, its not the One Million Moms who are offended

Mugato

3 days ago

I've seen the bear commercials but I've never seen anything from TFA.

I thought bears shiat in the woods anyway.

Pants full of macaroni!!

3 days ago

Mugato: I've seen the bear commercials but I've never seen anything from TFA.

I thought bears shiat in the woods anyway.

Funny thing - when those ads started airing I started calling them 'the bears that shiat in the woods'. Except, of course, they live in houses.

Marcos P

3 days ago

Thr Dinglebears

nmrsnr

3 days ago

fragMasterFlash: [Fark user image image 320x480]

Wow, that's just the wrong setup line.

It's "do you have a problem with poop sticking to your fur?"

The whole point is that the question is misconstrued by the rabbit. "Does it bother you" can't be misinterpreted as "does it ever happen to you."

Ragin' Asian

3 days ago

Kind of reminds me of this:

Sprite Sun Fizz - 90's Commercial

I laughed my ass off when I first saw it then was disappointed when the reveal was a plug for Sprite.

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient

3 days ago

August11

3 days ago

The Charmin Bears have been around since 2000, and throughout the past two decades, their commercials have firmly established a grotesque world order revolving around assh*le inspections.

* Pulitzer button *

Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen

3 days ago

I couldn't even finish this article because, half-way through, I saw THIS!

Yes, that's right! They actually printed "the A-word" without substituting an asterisk for the second vowel! I was so scandalized, I have worn my pearls down to dust from all the clutching at them! And the worst part is that that happened TWICE on that page! They used the appropriate and much more Christian "assh*le" some forty-eight times. But, to let that kind of language come through in its uncensored form even just twice is almost too much for my sensibilities.

/I won't feel clean again for weeks!
//WEEKS!!1!
///So, fark this article right in the ass. I'm not gonna put up with this kind of shiat!

God--

3 days ago

EvilEgg: Parenthood involves some tasks that you'd rather not do. Making sure your child wipes their ass is one of them. Making sure they flush is another.

Goddammit why is flushing such a chore for these little assholes?

Getting a 4 year old to even get on the toilet is an exercise in futility. Yeah my 10 year old still doesn't flush half the time or lift the toilet seat...

LaChanz

3 days ago

Does a bear shiat in the woods?

This guy wont know because he missed the whole joke.

leeksfromchichis

3 days ago

Krom the Fingarian

Pants full of macaroni!!

3 days ago

A Far Side comic that never made it to the papers.

mikaloyd

3 days ago

I do not believe that I have ever met anyone who is as obsessed with cartoon buts and poop and a sort of bestiality/coprophilia fantasy world than the author of that article. And I have been to Japan

aagrajag

3 days ago

I would like to know why the writer felt it necessary to bowdlerize the word "asshole". Even this site doesn't filter that.

Oh, well, at least the means of censorship kinda resembles the thing censored.

thesharkman

3 days ago

fragMasterFlash: [Fark user image image 320x480]

Came here for a rabbit joke.. leaving satisfied.

aagrajag

3 days ago

mikaloyd: I do not believe that I have ever met anyone who is as obsessed with cartoon buts and poop and a sort of bestiality/coprophilia fantasy world than the author of that article. And I have been to Japan

Go to Germany for a few months, come back, and we'll talk.

mikaloyd

3 days ago

aagrajag: mikaloyd: I do not believe that I have ever met anyone who is as obsessed with cartoon buts and poop and a sort of bestiality/coprophilia fantasy world than the author of that article. And I have been to Japan

Go to Germany for a few months, come back, and we'll talk.

I dont think that I want to now.

neeNHA

3 days ago

Think I know who wrote this.

BeerBear

3 days ago

That person who wrote that is a assh*le

knbwhite

3 days ago

nmrsnr: fragMasterFlash: [Fark user image image 320x480]

Wow, that's just the wrong setup line.

It's "do you have a problem with poop sticking to your fur?"

The whole point is that the question is misconstrued by the rabbit. "Does it bother you" can't be misinterpreted as "does it ever happen to you."

I always thought it would be better if the shiat did stick to the rabbit's fur.

Huntceet

3 days ago

Teetering on the precipice of going full on butt stuff.

"The new Charmin Butt Plug. Keeps your hiney clean till it's time to dump!"

MythDragon

3 days ago

Mugato: I've seen the bear commercials but I've never seen anything from TFA.

I thought bears shiat in the woods anyway.

You're thinking of the Pope.

MythDragon

3 days ago

HailRobonia

3 days ago

aagrajag: I would like to know why the writer felt it necessary to bowdlerize the word "asshole". Even this site doesn't filter that.

Oh, well, at least the means of censorship kinda resembles the thing censored.

Don't be so critical, I think the article was tongue-in-cheeks.

Fireproof

3 days ago

I'm so glad that someone besides me noticed the horrificness of the Charmin "inspection" add, though I'm slightly disappointed that they didn't seem to know about the one where the parents of the kid actually look at his asshole with a magnifying glass.

Mugato

3 days ago

MythDragon: [i.imgur.com image 500x281] [View Full Size image _x_]

I doubt anyone's going to run out and buy Charmin because of what this ****o** wrote.

LouisZepher

3 days ago

Pants full of macaroni!!: Mugato: I've seen the bear commercials but I've never seen anything from TFA.

I thought bears shiat in the woods anyway.

Funny thing - when those ads started airing I started calling them 'the bears that shiat in the woods'. Except, of course, they live in houses.

The very first one only had the father and he lived outside. It was meant to be a reference to the "does a bear shiat in the woods" quip. It has snowballed into this crap.

Gyrfalcon

3 days ago

Good god, people, everyone has one, and they all do the same thing.

Teddy Brosevelt

3 days ago

*poop joke*

Archie Goodwin

3 days ago

thisisyourbrainonFark

3 days ago

Gyrfalcon: Good god, people, everyone has one, and they all do the same thing.

That hangy-dangy thing in the back of the throat?

claystrider

3 days ago

I think we all that this pic is an homage to the 'pic that must not be named'

Just needs a ring

iron de havilland

3 days ago

claystrider: I think we all that this pic is an homage to the 'pic that must not be named'
[Fark user image image 425x232]
Just needs a ring

Two rings.

Nurglitch

3 days ago

My bestie was just telling me about her new bidet. So fark you Charmin, fark you right in the tube.

Por que tan serioso

3 days ago

I saw an ad where this, like, 30 something Jewish women from Hoboken would fart in a jar and send it to you for twenty bucks.

Mouser

3 days ago

You just know that someone, somewhere, is writing furry erotic fan-fiction based on these characters.

dammit just give me a login

3 days ago

Baron Harkonnen: aagrajag: Go to Germany for a few months, come back, and we'll talk.

I imagine it must be a real problem in Israel. Because toilet paper costs money. And, y'know, they're Jews.

Oh my, Baron.
Stick to crushing House Atraides.

Aquapope

3 days ago

I like to write, but I don't think I could write that much about animated bears and toilet paper. In fact, the previous sentence fully exhausted my ability to write on those subjects.

nmrsnr

3 days ago

Baron Harkonnen: aagrajag: Go to Germany for a few months, come back, and we'll talk.

I imagine it must be a real problem in Israel. Because toilet paper costs money. And, y'know, they're Jews.

Dude, WTF?

There's not enough Internet for you to be a bigoted farkstick on you need to come into a thread about freaking Charmin Bears to do it?

Aquapope

3 days ago

LouisZepher: Pants full of macaroni!!: Mugato: I've seen the bear commercials but I've never seen anything from TFA.

I thought bears shiat in the woods anyway.

Funny thing - when those ads started airing I started calling them 'the bears that shiat in the woods'. Except, of course, they live in houses.

The very first one only had the father and he lived outside. It was meant to be a reference to the "does a bear shiat in the woods" quip. It has snowballed into this crap.

They could redeem the whole ad campaign if they had the bears shiatting in the woods and they come across the Pope doing the same thing. I volunteer to do the Pope's voice work - that kind of thing needs to be kept in the Papal community. The Papal poople people, if you will.

Fireproof

3 days ago

The first or second one actually showed the father shiatting behind a thin tree. Like, you see his body contorting a little and everything.

It's been at least 16 years and I still can't erase that image from my mind.

FigPucker

3 days ago

thisisyourbrainonFark: Gyrfalcon: Good god, people, everyone has one, and they all do the same thing.

That hangy-dangy thing in the back of the throat?

An opinion. And they all stink.

/Tip the veal and try your waitress.

hubiestubert

3 days ago

Hey, Big Toilet Paper is trying to ride the coattails of toothpaste and deodorants to cause shame in those who don't use their products enough. Dystopian Hellscape? Nah, just regular old fashioned capitalism.

HailRobonia

3 days ago

It's weird that they are all-in with the bears when there are much better ad ideas for them:

Charmin - SNL

HairBolus

3 days ago

fragMasterFlash: [Fark user image 320x480]

this version of the joke messes up the logic of the joke

The bear doesn't ask "does it bother you when your fur is dirty with poop"

but instead asks "when you take a poop does it stick to your fur?"

the rabbit of course answers "No" because it poops out little pellets that don't stick and rabbit butt fur is almost never dirty with poop. The rabbit would be bothered if its fur was dirty with poop because that would mean it was sick.

chitownmike

3 days ago

God--: EvilEgg: Parenthood involves some tasks that you'd rather not do. Making sure your child wipes their ass is one of them. Making sure they flush is another.

Goddammit why is flushing such a chore for these little assholes?

Getting a 4 year old to even get on the toilet is an exercise in futility. Yeah my 10 year old still doesn't flush half the time or lift the toilet seat...

You suck at parenting

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