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(Fark)   My gf loves me but her twin sister hates me. So much so that I am refusing to attend the evil twin's daughter's (5-year-old) birthday party tomorrow. This decision is hurting my gf. Wut do?   (fark.com) divider line
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2021-10-23 9:00:13 PM  
Suck it up buttercup.

Go and be nice to the Bday girl. Ignore the Twin as needed.

Be the better person.
 
2021-10-23 9:02:36 PM  
What sitcom is this i dont think ive watched it
 
2021-10-23 9:03:24 PM  
My gf loves me but her twin sister hates me


I love you. However, I Hate You.
Youtube y_JCIoifZcg
 
2021-10-23 9:05:29 PM  
Attend and drink heavily and make inappropriate remarks and never be invited again with the bonus the GF will be happy later for not attending
 
2021-10-23 9:05:48 PM  
The kid is 5, if she knows you exist and would be hurt by you not attending then go. Otherwise don't go, cause mom might do something stupid. The last thing you want to do is upset a 5 yr old kid on their birthday.

Either way, talk to your GF.
 
2021-10-23 9:12:34 PM  
Lots of people hate me, and I always act extra friendly to them.  They HATE that.
 
2021-10-23 9:13:42 PM  
Hate-sex three-way?
 
2021-10-23 9:14:19 PM  
don't be petty
 
2021-10-23 9:14:51 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Lots of people hate me, and I always act extra friendly to them.  They HATE that.


The smiling at them also seems to really bother them and makes me laugh on the inside.
 
2021-10-23 9:15:15 PM  
butt stuff
 
2021-10-23 9:17:05 PM  
True love/affection to *me* includes not forcing your SO to attend crappy family events.
 
TWX
2021-10-23 9:23:16 PM  
If you attend, you attend for the kid, not for the mom, not for yourself, not for the girlfriend.

Treat the situation like you're meeting a VIP with real power.  Hang back unless requested otherwise, keep your comments largely to yourself except when wishing the celebrant a happy birthday at the right time, and don't do anything to draw attention. It's the child's day, not not yours.
 
2021-10-23 9:47:55 PM  
Buttstuff
 
2021-10-23 9:52:07 PM  
I guess next time you bang it out with the twin, make sure she cums.
 
2021-10-23 9:53:44 PM  
Or, you know, attend the event like an adult.  Bring a gift and give it to the kid.  Be polite to the host.  Drink in the car.
 
2021-10-23 10:16:20 PM  
Cut your losses, there is more then one match out there for you.  If her twin hates you, that's not going to end well.
 
2021-10-23 10:21:28 PM  
You would piss the hate sister off more if you attend. Do it. She us just jelly anyway, you took her twin away from her.

Use the party to see if you can work in a 3 way, or just bang the twin and be all "but I thought it was you."

Its an iron clad alibi
 
TWX
2021-10-23 10:30:48 PM  

rosekolodny: I guess next time you bang it out with the twin, make sure she cums.


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2021-10-24 1:22:11 AM  
Don't people know how to talk to each other anymore? I don't know what would be the best option here but you ought to be able to talk to each other and try to find something that works for both of you. Be adults and sort your shiat.

USE YOUR WORDS!

 
2021-10-24 3:31:13 AM  

TWX: rosekolodny: I guess next time you bang it out with the twin, make sure she cums.

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I saw a documentary film about it once.
 
2021-10-24 4:37:40 AM  
It's a five-year-olds birthday party.  who cares?  she doesn't.  Tell your girlfriend to get over it, no grown man is interested in a birthday party for a child you hardly know.

/My social engagements are extremely limited.
 
2021-10-24 6:56:43 AM  
Why does she hate you?
 
2021-10-24 7:05:50 AM  
Evil twins will always try to convince you that the other twin is the evil twin. Are you sure you haven't been beguiled by her web of lies? I suggest staying home and reflecting on your relationship, unless there's gonna be ice cream cake.
 
2021-10-24 7:21:32 AM  
I dunno. If she's made it clear that she hates you, I don't think you owe her a damn thing. Does the kid want you there? Probably doesn't give a shiat, so no need for you to attend. If your girlfriend can't understand those two simple concepts, she doesn't really care much about you.
 
2021-10-24 7:46:37 AM  
When I was 19 or 20 I was dating an identical twin. One night at a party I drunkenly walked up to who I though was my girlfriend standing back to and grabbed her ass. Wasn't her. Her boyfriend, who was just as buzzed as I was, was standing right there. He refused to listen to the logic of me grabbing his girlfriend ass. We ended up in a pile on the kitchen floor until the cops came and broke it up. Once I explained it to them they got it.
 
2021-10-24 7:52:16 AM  

barefoot2008: Why does she hate you?


Right? The only time I've hated my siblings' dating partners I had good reason to.

What didja do, subby?
 
2021-10-24 8:17:30 AM  

barefoot2008: Why does she hate you?


He mocked her goatee?
 
2021-10-24 8:27:38 AM  
Go.
Convince the evil sister's 5 year old you are the most awesome guy ever.
Be courteous and civil to evil sister.

Evil sister will twitch & froth at the mouth trying to figure out what happened.

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2021-10-24 9:01:06 AM  
F*ck their dad.
 
2021-10-24 9:02:51 AM  
Can't go, COVID protocols
 
2021-10-24 9:03:26 AM  

TWX: If you attend, you attend for the kid, not for the mom, not for yourself, not for the girlfriend.

Treat the situation like you're meeting a VIP with real power.  Hang back unless requested otherwise, keep your comments largely to yourself except when wishing the celebrant a happy birthday at the right time, and don't do anything to draw attention. It's the child's day, not not yours.


This.
Pretty much the approach I used with the narcissistic, manipulative, toxic sister of my ex-.

Learn a few coin slieght of hand moves.  Make a coin disappear & pull it out of your backside and you will be the 5 year old's favorite uncle.  This will piss evil sister off no end, but she will need to smile & take it for the party and her spawn.

The French drop is a great place to start.
 
2021-10-24 9:13:51 AM  
If this is the beginning of the relationship, you need to set the ground rules now. You do not attend any of her family functions & she doesn't need to attend any of yours.

This only works if you haven't dragged you to any of your bullshiat family gatherings. Bonus points if you let her know that you never attend funerals or weddings. (This is only if you hate that crap as much as I do and are willing to not go to the events when it's someone in your family.)

It's important that you put your foot down early. I've been married 26 years and have only had to attend a single graduation (Wife's nephew really wanted me there & invited me personally.). Makes for a happy marriage when you don't need to deal w/ the in-laws & she doesn't deal w/ yours.
 
2021-10-24 9:23:53 AM  

Wanebo: Suck it up buttercup.


Came to say precisely this.
 
2021-10-24 10:03:15 AM  

WordsnCollision: barefoot2008: Why does she hate you?

He mocked her goatee?


When I first met my step-mom, my dad told me to say something nice to her.  I told her she had a nice mustache. I was five at the time.  40+ years later, she still brings it up...  but now we laugh.
 
2021-10-24 10:23:21 AM  

IgG4: butt stuff


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2021-10-24 10:35:15 AM  
It's completely fine to nag and whine and browbeat your SO into attending your crappy little family event against their wishes.

It's totally rude and unacceptable to politely tell your SO that you'd be uncomfortable attending their crappy little family event because fark your feelings.

I've never understood why this is.

Oh wait, yes I do. It's from the same genius school of thought that tells you to stay in toxic relationships ad infinitum because "They're family! You only have one family!"

Couples don't have to do everything together. I don't drag Mr. Tarrant out dancing and he doesn't bug me to dress up and go to ComicCon.

During various rough patches with our respective families, we've given each other a pass on attending minor family events (like, for example, a 5 year old's birthday party).

Give and take in relationships goes both ways, pick your battles. If your partner is really not comfortable with your family consider how they feel, not just what your family will think.
 
2021-10-24 10:37:55 AM  
Maybe your GF doesn't want to be around her creepy sister alone and wants you there for moral support.
 
2021-10-24 10:57:08 AM  
Kid wants you there, go and wish her a happy birthday. Kid doesn't care or doesn't want you there, don't go. It's about the kid, no one else.
 
2021-10-24 11:08:38 AM  

merlotguy: don't be petty


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2021-10-24 12:11:51 PM  

Ass_Master_Flash: You would piss the hate sister off more if you attend. Do it. She us just jelly anyway, you took her twin away from her.

Use the party to see if you can work in a 3 way, or just bang the twin and be all "but I thought it was you."

Its an iron clad alibi


Lol! Take it from a lesbian who came out in '77-
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS 'IRONCLD ALIBI'!
 
2021-10-24 12:37:31 PM  
Schedule a business trip for that day, pick up something nice for the birthday girl, and live a happy life.

If your girlfriend can't deal with you having business trips, that's a red flag as to the future.
 
2021-10-24 12:47:44 PM  

OK So Amuse Me: Don't people know how to talk to each other anymore? I don't know what would be the best option here but you ought to be able to talk to each other and try to find something that works for both of you. Be adults and sort your shiat.

USE YOUR WORDS!


but then there's no reason to write a fake letter to a dubious website
 
2021-10-24 1:06:30 PM  

Thank You Black Jesus!: OK So Amuse Me: Don't people know how to talk to each other anymore? I don't know what would be the best option here but you ought to be able to talk to each other and try to find something that works for both of you. Be adults and sort your shiat.

USE YOUR WORDS!

but then there's no reason to write a fake letter to a dubious website


True, I always forget to turn off the part of my brain that contains 'sense' while reading these things.
 
2021-10-24 5:29:18 PM  
If somebody hates you, just enjoy know that your presence will piss them off.  Be as nice as possible.
 
2021-10-24 8:10:30 PM  

Almea Tarrant: Oh wait, yes I do. It's from the same genius school of thought that tells you to stay in toxic relationships ad infinitum because "They're family! You only have one family!"


I've noticed that the most toxic people are the ones who like that line the most.    "But they're your family!"
then they harass you for years, because as family, they have that right.
 
2021-10-24 10:08:46 PM  
Guess I have to do this again:
Puddle Of Mudd - She Hates Me (Official Video)
Youtube BYE4CVhVkhw

Find an appropriate song that will relate, and it makes you smile
 
2021-10-25 6:39:52 AM  
Unless you are really close with this kid you don't need to attend a 5 year old girl's birthday party and your gf is a biatch for trying to make you.
 
2021-10-25 10:28:23 AM  
Attend, and bring a drum set as a present for the kid.
 
2021-10-25 12:32:30 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Lots of people hate me, and I always act extra friendly to them.  They HATE that.


I was driving and my son was in the car.
I saw the car coming, it was far enough away, about 2 blocks, and, as soon as I started to pull out into the opposite lane, he guns it.  I'm in the other lane, fully, and he lays on the horn and flips me off.  (seriously, I was in the other lane driving for about about 60'..  speed limit is 25mph)
I glance over and, with a big smile, mouth the words, "Oh Hi!!!" and wave to him.

Son: Dad, he wasn't waving and I don't think he knew you.
Me: I know.
Son: I think that just made him madder.
Me: I know.
 
2021-10-25 1:46:57 PM  
"A pair of tits don't make her any more correct"

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