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(ESPN)   Week 7 sees the Bengals visiting Baltimore, Detroit will try and get their first win against the Rams, the Chiefs take on the Titans, the WFT goes to Green Bay and the one win Texans play the unbeaten Cardinals. It's NFL Sunday football at 1 PM ET   (espn.com) divider line
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2021-10-23 7:22:24 PM  
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Gee, three sequential "random" piss tests, particularly after his comments about the second one AND his comments about the refs.  I'm completely sure the NFL, having been in the spotlight for several other issues concerning bad conduct of the League, isn't retaliating against him at all.

/we'll find out that Omar sent emails that ordered the piss test retaliation at this rate.
 
2021-10-23 7:27:42 PM  
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2021-10-23 10:53:55 PM  
BRING ON HOUSTON!

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I'll only be around for the first part of the early games.  Have a performance tomorrow during the late games, so I'll miss my game.  Though considering we're 17.5-point favorites I'm not too worried about it.
 
2021-10-24 9:46:01 AM  
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If my four-time Superb Owl and eight-time world-champion New York Giants beat the Panthers today, they will DOUBLE their 2021 win total and remain undefeated against Carolina and New Orleans - every NFC South team they've faced.

/ 10th rebuilding season going as expected
 
2021-10-24 11:05:14 AM  

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Even without a Bucs game to override it, we don't get the boring as hell Giants. This pleases me.

\one day Cranston, Johnston & the Warwicks will realize they're not suburbs of NYC
\\and it will be a fine day
 
2021-10-24 11:09:14 AM  
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2021-10-24 11:12:12 AM  
No Steelers today, so which game to watch?
 
2021-10-24 11:27:31 AM  

kdawg7736: No Steelers today, so which game to watch?


CIN@BAL to see how noisy the upstairs neighbors are going to be while your team enjoys the basement apartment.
 
2021-10-24 11:38:27 AM  
I'm stuck at work and can't watch shiat, counting on you farkers to keep me informed.
 
2021-10-24 12:03:03 PM  
Was gonna try to aim for a weekend at Vegas as Philly plays there today but nosebleeds start at farking 300
Dead Kennedys - Viva Las Vegas (Elvis Presley cover)
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2021-10-24 12:04:09 PM  

eddievercetti: Was gonna try to aim for a weekend at Vegas as Philly plays there today but nosebleeds start at farking 300
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Oh turns out prices dropped since but eh...
 
2021-10-24 12:04:10 PM  
Go Falcons!
 
2021-10-24 12:07:37 PM  

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So I get CIN-BAL in Baton Rouge, but why is Wyoming so interested in DET-LAR?
 
2021-10-24 12:09:35 PM  
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Omar has smiled upon me. He hath given me the gift of no power, so that I haveth no football.  Thank you, oh Omar for this gift.  May 10,000 fork be placed in thine urethra, and your penis then tied in a knot.  Amen.
 
2021-10-24 12:10:04 PM  

Bunny Deville: I'm stuck at work and can't watch shiat, counting on you farkers to keep me informed.


You misspelled infromed.
 
2021-10-24 12:17:10 PM  

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So I get CIN-BAL in Baton Rouge, but why is Wyoming so interested in DET-LAR?


Whenever something is happening in Wyoming, I blame Dick Cheney.
 
2021-10-24 12:21:18 PM  
Oh God.
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We are playing at home and we are underdogs.  To the farking Failcons.

I may head out later and just scream into the void.
 
2021-10-24 12:22:57 PM  
Oh right, we got the Bitter Ex game.
 
2021-10-24 12:23:28 PM  
It's come to this.  I'll be watching my Patriots play the Jets today, and I'm glad that it's a home game.
 
2021-10-24 12:24:55 PM  

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We are playing at home and we are underdogs.  To the farking Failcons.

I may head out later and just scream into the void.


I'm just glad Jax isn't playing today. Or the Steelers.
 
2021-10-24 12:39:44 PM  
I have to say, I really don't expect my Lions to pick up their first win of the season today.
 
2021-10-24 12:42:17 PM  

Polish Hussar: I have to say, I really don't expect my Lions to pick up their first win of the season today.


What NFL team could the Lions beat?  Even the bye week is the 17 pnt favorite to beat the Lions.
 
2021-10-24 12:48:14 PM  

OkieDookie: Polish Hussar: I have to say, I really don't expect my Lions to pick up their first win of the season today.

What NFL team could the Lions beat?  Even the bye week is the 17 pnt favorite to beat the Lions.


The Steelers, but only if Omar wills it.
 
2021-10-24 12:48:30 PM  
Hai all!

Currently working for the next hour or so I think...darn...won't get to see how badly WFT loses...

:)
 
2021-10-24 12:58:33 PM  
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man y'all are being pretty brutal
maybe not as brutal as Clowney and Garrett are gonna be on Halloween vs. Rapey Ben, but still pretty brutal
 
2021-10-24 12:59:33 PM  

null: OkieDookie: Polish Hussar: I have to say, I really don't expect my Lions to pick up their first win of the season today.

What NFL team could the Lions beat?  Even the bye week is the 17 pnt favorite to beat the Lions.

The Steelers, but only if Omar wills it.


I'd say Steelers, Eagles, and Broncos are all possibilities.  I mean, they're winless, but they still took the Ravens to the wire, so...
 
2021-10-24 1:00:13 PM  
Good morning everyone, hope you are all well.  Denver already lost, so that's done.  Here we go, it's:

REDZONE TIME!!!

 
2021-10-24 1:00:16 PM  
Chefs-Teats has to be better than Landover-Pack, right?

Oh, and may Omar smite the friggin' Ratbirds, in His mercy.
 
2021-10-24 1:03:11 PM  
BYEMEGGEDON!
 
2021-10-24 1:03:13 PM  

Polish Hussar: I have to say, I really don't expect my Lions to pick up their first win of the season today.


I'm guessing that the Lions will be the first team to lose sixteen games in a season while also winning one.
 
2021-10-24 1:03:22 PM  
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/birds at 4
 
2021-10-24 1:03:26 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: Chefs-Teats has to be better than Landover-Pack, right?

Oh, and may Omar smite the friggin' Ratbirds, in His mercy.


Today is the day we see it:

Cincinnati Bengals, 1st place, AFC North.

/Makes the win even more worthwhile when Garrett and Clowney plant Burrow like a tree in two weeks...
 
2021-10-24 1:04:03 PM  
thats some sh*t just to save the line

/aughta be a law
 
2021-10-24 1:04:46 PM  

knbber2: Good morning everyone, hope you are all well.  Denver already lost, so that's done.  Here we go, it's:

REDZONE TIME!!!


Octobox is go!
 
2021-10-24 1:05:50 PM  
Those Packer uniforms are hideous.
 
2021-10-24 1:07:01 PM  
"More on that throughout the game" the announcers say about Watson to Phins rumors. Please god, stop.
 
2021-10-24 1:07:18 PM  
CHUBA BABY
 
2021-10-24 1:07:19 PM  
Razzle dazzle

I knew it was coming when the pass went backwards behind the line.
 
2021-10-24 1:08:04 PM  

Galileo's Daughter: "More on that throughout the game" the announcers say about Watson to Phins rumors. Please god, stop.


Tua isn't gonna be happy.
 
2021-10-24 1:08:57 PM  
Holy shiat, our offense looks competent!
 
2021-10-24 1:09:17 PM  
Tricksy Titans TD
 
2021-10-24 1:09:24 PM  
Packers look like the South Dakota Corn Palace.

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2021-10-24 1:09:26 PM  
Pats trickeration!
 
2021-10-24 1:10:04 PM  
DERRICK HENRY PASSING TD
 
2021-10-24 1:10:39 PM  
Henry with the completion, +6 Tits.

HAI EVERYONE
 
2021-10-24 1:10:57 PM  

knbber2: Galileo's Daughter: "More on that throughout the game" the announcers say about Watson to Phins rumors. Please god, stop.

Tua isn't gonna be happy.


You see that look in Tua's eyes? He is smelling blood.
 
2021-10-24 1:11:04 PM  
I feel like I'm going to spend this game saying "Nice!... but it was just against the Jets,"
 
2021-10-24 1:11:04 PM  
Howdy, Football Reprobates! No Cowboys this week, so I'm guessing RedZone for the early games, maybe partial attention to the late game & who do we have for SNF? Colts & 49ers. Good heavens. Movie recommendations?
 
2021-10-24 1:11:16 PM  
Alright Farkdom, I have tickets to the Niners game that I accepted without thinking of the weather. Turns out we are getting ALL THE RAIN this weekend. What do? I'm thinking ponchos, inflatable kayak, bread bag overshoes and trying to stay at least until the half.
 
2021-10-24 1:12:07 PM  

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Their corn art is crazy
 
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