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77 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 23 Oct 2021 at 9:17 PM (29 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2021-10-23 6:34:30 PM  
15 votes:
I am a 70 year old man with bad knees and 2 herniated disks in my neck. Outside the patio where my wife and I were eating on a extremely busy 4 lane road I noticed a car drifting backward in traffic. I went across the street and talked to the driver who had no idea of what to do. Her transmission was busted and when she put it in drive it slowly drifted backwards. I got behind the car to push it off the road and I couldn't bulge it. Just then two healthy young men saw me, an old man trying to push the car and jumped out of theirs and pushed it into a parking lot. They pushed it so fast I couldn't keep up with them. Many young men and woman sat and ate watching while I was the only one on the patio that tried to help. My wife said I was a hero! I am just happy I did not poop my pants.
2021-10-23 4:26:46 PM  
6 votes:
By taking care of people who can't take care of themselves and no one else wants to.
2021-10-23 5:51:44 PM  
5 votes:
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Refilled hummingbird feeders and took photos
2021-10-23 9:34:44 PM  
3 votes:
i did some subtraction.
2021-10-23 5:20:54 PM  
2 votes:
And not just on Fark
2021-10-23 5:48:41 PM  
1 vote:
I will use my psychic powers to make you give me smart and funny votes.

*puts fingertips to temples*


*closes eyes*


*deep breath*


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Did it work?
2021-10-23 11:28:38 PM  
1 vote:
I will NOT shoot the bears that are coming on the front porch or the back deck.  Two sows and two cubs.  How the dogs know they're there is immaterial and they go Bonkers*.  It's been the warmest October on record and Da Bears* are not ready for their big sleep.

/older pop culture reference
//I would like the bears to get off my lawn
///some solid sleep for me would be nice.
2021-10-23 11:47:53 PM  
1 vote:
I made the kid step away from the keyboard, climb on a bike, and experience some air and sunshine.
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