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(The Hill)   Austria may implement Covid lockdown for the unvaccinated   (thehill.com) divider line
    More: Spiffy, Europe, Austria, Associated Press, Eastern Europe, Austrian Chancellor Alexander Schallenberg, Unvaccinated residents, intensive care reaches, number of COVID patients  
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2021-10-23 1:49:46 PM  
Good.

You can't drive without a driver's license. Your children can't go to school without numerous vaccinations. Same thing.
 
2021-10-23 2:31:42 PM  
Won't somebody think of the kangaroos??
 
2021-10-23 3:13:28 PM  
So, a German speaking country wants to lock people up against their will and label them as "others" while stricting their rights?

Sounds about right.

/Vaccinated
 
2021-10-23 6:42:12 PM  
Awesome.   Treat them like the Mongols did.
 
2021-10-23 6:42:17 PM  

ImpendingCynic: Won't somebody think of the kangaroos??


Crikey.
 
2021-10-23 6:42:29 PM  

ImpendingCynic: Won't somebody think of the kangaroos??


I think that's what's going on here.  Once everyone is locked in the kangaroos will have free reign.
 
2021-10-23 6:43:37 PM  

8 inches: So, a German speaking country wants to lock people up against their will and label them as "others" while stricting their rights?

Sounds about right.

/Vaccinated


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2021-10-23 6:44:19 PM  
And vax the Sudetenland.
 
2021-10-23 6:44:37 PM  
Unlike being born non-white, unrich, "different," or dickless, being vaccinated is a choice for most people. Those people who choose to shirk social responsibilities and in the process endanger the rest of us should be separated. By whatever force is necessary.
 
2021-10-23 6:45:06 PM  
Shut it down, from Perth to Canberra!
 
2021-10-23 6:49:18 PM  
How dare they try to protect these unvaccinated moro s by keeping them out of transmissible entertainment venues
 
2021-10-23 6:50:16 PM  
First Hitler, now this. Thanks a lot Crocodile Dundee.
 
2021-10-23 6:50:57 PM  
Should be doing that here. Can get the vax but won't? Stay in your farking house and keep your plague to your diseased filthy self or get thrown in plague rat jail full of plague rats.
 
2021-10-23 6:55:01 PM  
they are an island, what are they worried about, an invasion ?
 
2021-10-23 6:55:27 PM  

8 inches: So, a German speaking country wants to lock people up against their will and label them as "others" while stricting their rights?

Sounds about right.

/Vaccinated


Well let's examine how this is different. I'm pretty sure you didn't have a choice as to whether you were a Jew or a Gypsy or some other minority during the holocaust. On the other-hand being a plague rat in 2021 is ENTIRELY, 100% your choice, unless you are a small child the vax hasn't been approved for.

Decide to throw any pretense of human responsibility away and be a plague vector for no reason than stigginit? fark you, get in plague rat jail, lose you job, have your bank cancel your services, no health care. Nothing. fark you.
 
2021-10-23 6:56:24 PM  

neongoats: Should be doing that here. Can get the vax but won't? Stay in your farking house and keep your plague to your diseased filthy self or get thrown in plague rat jail full of plague rats.


You must really like plague.
 
2021-10-23 7:01:01 PM  

neongoats: 8 inches: So, a German speaking country wants to lock people up against their will and label them as "others" while stricting their rights?

Sounds about right.

/Vaccinated

Well let's examine how this is different. I'm pretty sure you didn't have a choice as to whether you were a Jew or a Gypsy or some other minority during the holocaust. On the other-hand being a plague rat in 2021 is ENTIRELY, 100% your choice, unless you are a small child the vax hasn't been approved for.

Decide to throw any pretense of human responsibility away and be a plague vector for no reason than stigginit? fark you, get in plague rat jail, lose you job, have your bank cancel your services, no health care. Nothing. fark you.


This thread ain't never had a chance.
 
2021-10-23 7:05:41 PM  
The head line is talking about Austria not Australia ! Austria is in the southern part of Central Europe.
 
2021-10-23 7:08:44 PM  

Fly Catcher: The head line is talking about Austria not Australia ! Austria is in the southern part of Central Europe.


You must be new here.
 
2021-10-23 7:15:49 PM  

Fly Catcher: The head line is talking about Austria not Australia ! Austria is in the southern part of Central Europe.


That's silly.  There are no kangaroos in Central Europe.
 
2021-10-23 7:17:33 PM  

Jackal_N: Unlike being born non-white, unrich, "different," or dickless, being vaccinated is a choice for most people. Those people who choose to shirk social responsibilities and in the process endanger the rest of us should be separated. By whatever force is necessary.


Wow. Just wow. That thinking can justify a lot of evil. A lot.
 
2021-10-23 7:20:12 PM  
There's some gems in the comments.

"Before this covid pandemic scam ends, I want to see every doctor and nurse that put people on a ventilator put on trial for murder, because that's what using a ventilator for Covid treatment amounts to. The appropriate death sentence would be to hook them to a ventilator, and then turn it off."
 
2021-10-23 7:21:29 PM  
"Papiere, bitte" has some awful connotations.

I get where they're coming from but uh
 
2021-10-23 7:26:00 PM  
Cheers Australia!
Plague rats can stay in there roach motels.
 
2021-10-23 7:26:09 PM  
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2021-10-23 7:30:36 PM  

foo monkey: There's some gems in the comments.

"Before this covid pandemic scam ends, I want to see every doctor and nurse that put people on a ventilator put on trial for murder, because that's what using a ventilator for Covid treatment amounts to. The appropriate death sentence would be to hook them to a ventilator, and then turn it off."


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2021-10-23 7:35:56 PM  

foo monkey: Fly Catcher: The head line is talking about Austria not Australia ! Austria is in the southern part of Central Europe.

That's silly.  There are no kangaroos in Central Europe.


That was my point, no kangaroos in Central Europe.
 
2021-10-23 7:38:36 PM  

8 inches: So, a German speaking country wants to lock people up against their will and label them as "others" while stricting their rights?

Sounds about right.

/Vaccinated


Austrians speak what can generously called English, mate.
 
2021-10-23 7:39:12 PM  
Let's put another shrimp on the barbie, then.  House arrest for the unvaxxed works for me.
 
2021-10-23 7:45:54 PM  

leeksfromchichis: 8 inches: So, a German speaking country wants to lock people up against their will and label them as "others" while stricting their rights?

Sounds about right.

/Vaccinated

Austrians speak what can generously called English, mate.


OK, Kettle.
 
2021-10-23 7:48:57 PM  

leeksfromchichis: 8 inches: So, a German speaking country wants to lock people up against their will and label them as "others" while stricting their rights?

Sounds about right.

/Vaccinated

Austrians speak what can generously called English, mate.


This is happening in Austria not Australia !
 
2021-10-23 7:50:29 PM  

Fly Catcher: The head line is talking about Austria not Australia ! Austria is in the southern part of Central Europe.


Wow. Welcome to Fark!
 
2021-10-23 7:51:17 PM  

Fly Catcher: leeksfromchichis: 8 inches: So, a German speaking country wants to lock people up against their will and label them as "others" while stricting their rights?

Sounds about right.

/Vaccinated

Austrians speak what can generously called English, mate.

This is happening in Austria not Australia !


Yeah. If it were in Australia, they'd communicate informally in various Bavarian dialects.
 
2021-10-23 7:51:39 PM  

Fly Catcher: leeksfromchichis: 8 inches: So, a German speaking country wants to lock people up against their will and label them as "others" while stricting their rights?

Sounds about right.

/Vaccinated

Austrians speak what can generously called English, mate.

This is happening in Austria not Australia !


Too funny!
 
2021-10-23 7:52:14 PM  
Kangaroos freaked the Mongols right the fark out.
 
2021-10-23 7:53:46 PM  

Fly Catcher: foo monkey: Fly Catcher: The head line is talking about Austria not Australia ! Austria is in the southern part of Central Europe.

That's silly.  There are no kangaroos in Central Europe.

That was my point, no kangaroos in Central Europe.


I hear you.  It's the crocodiles we should be worried about.
 
2021-10-23 7:56:35 PM  

Rent Party: Kangaroos freaked the Mongols right the fark out.


Those big reds can f a mongol up.
 
2021-10-23 8:09:08 PM  
It's tough that in additional to dealing with all sorts of venomous animals, they're also dealing with a harsh Covid outbreak.  Maybe if they didn't have such strict gun control laws, they could just shoot their way out of this mess.
 
2021-10-23 8:10:49 PM  

foo monkey: Fly Catcher: foo monkey: Fly Catcher: The head line is talking about Austria not Australia ! Austria is in the southern part of Central Europe.

That's silly.  There are no kangaroos in Central Europe.

That was my point, no kangaroos in Central Europe.

I hear you.  It's the crocodiles we should be worried about.


And the drop bears.  Sure, they LOOK cute and cuddly, but that's how they get you.
 
2021-10-23 8:11:37 PM  

ImpendingCynic: Won't somebody think of the kangaroos??


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2021-10-23 8:15:30 PM  

Valter: This thread ain't never had a chance.


You should see the comments under the article, yikes.
 
2021-10-23 8:18:33 PM  
I wonder if the trains taking the unvaccinated to the morgues will run on time.
 
2021-10-23 8:21:52 PM  

starsrift: "Papiere, bitte" has some awful connotations.

I get where they're coming from but uh


Oh, stop. Seriously.
 
2021-10-23 8:30:35 PM  

Fly Catcher: leeksfromchichis: 8 inches: So, a German speaking country wants to lock people up against their will and label them as "others" while stricting their rights?

Sounds about right.

/Vaccinated

Austrians speak what can generously called English, mate.

This is happening in Austria not Australia !


I can't wait until you see a Fark RIP thread
 
2021-10-23 8:48:50 PM  
How will this affect the kangaroos?
 
2021-10-23 8:54:42 PM  
As a joke, I was going to link to kangeroos at an Austrian zoo, but when I search for it, Google corrects me to Australia so I don't know what to believe anymore.
 
2021-10-23 8:58:35 PM  

TheManofPA: As a joke, I was going to link to kangeroos at an Austrian zoo, but when I search for it, Google corrects me to Australia so I don't know what to believe anymore.


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Mystery kangaroo in Austria

that easy
 
2021-10-23 9:05:38 PM  
The Koalas have spoken!
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2021-10-23 9:43:19 PM  

starsrift: "Papiere, bitte" has some awful connotations.

I get where they're coming from but uh


LOL Terrible troll is terrible.
 
2021-10-23 10:00:12 PM  
Wait, are hobbits and orcs susceptible to COVID?
 
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