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(UFC)   Saturday Afternoon MMA: Two daytime events, Bellator 269 from Moscow with Fedor Emelianenko vs Tim Johnson. Prelims at 12:30 PM ET, main card at 3 PM on Showtime. UFC Vegas 41, Costa vs Vettori. prelims at 1 PM, main card at 4 PM on ESPN+   (ufc.com) divider line
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2021-10-23 10:14:47 AM  
Both the UFC and Bellator have early shows today.  Bellator because they're live from Moscow, and I assume UFC counter-programming with a daytime show even though they're in Vegas.

Bellator starts a half hour before UFC, with prelims streaming on YouTube at 12:30 PM ET.   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlai​HI​bn3LA

BELLATOR MMA 269: Fedor vs. Johnson | Monster Energy Prelims fueled by ampm | DOM
Youtube ZlaiHIbn3LA


Prelims will also stream on Pluto TV channel 730.  https://pluto.tv/en/live-tv/bellator-​m​ma The main card starts at 3 PM ET on Showtime.

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The UFC event doesn't have a name like Fedor.  It's a typical Fight Night show, with Paulo Costa vs Marvin Vettori in the main event.  Prelims start at 1 PM ET, main card at 4 PM ET, both on ESPN+

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In the main event, the fight was originally supposed to be at middleweight.  Then Costa's team said he wouldn't be able to make 185, so the UFC changed it to a catchweight of 195 pounds.  Then a few days ago, Costa again said he couldn't make that, so it was changed again to light heavyweight.

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2021-10-23 10:52:49 AM  
In addition to that, there are several other events, most during the daytime, including Lion Fights Muay Thai, Glory kickboxing, KSW from Poland featuring Pudzianowski, XMMA 3 with several former UFC and Bellator fighters (John Dodson, Cody Gibson, Daniel Straus, and Nate Marquardt), and lastly BKFC bare knuckle boxing headlined by David "Caveman" Rickels vs Julian "Let Me Bang, Bro" Lane.

Times and links in the Discord, plus I'll give a heads up here when they are starting.
 
2021-10-23 12:08:22 PM  
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Unlike last weekend I feel good about my picks this week.
 
2021-10-23 12:09:42 PM  
 
2021-10-23 12:12:18 PM  
I forgot fights started this early and I gotta go get my son a PAW Patrol costume for Halloween, but hopefully aren't out long.
 
2021-10-23 12:28:04 PM  

Earthworm Jim Jones: Also....  This should be fun.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.mmama​nia.com/platform/amp/2021/10/23/227417​94/report-mike-tyson-vs-logan-paul-exp​ected-to-take-place-early-2022-boxing-​mma-ufc


It better be a fixed fight, or Logan Paul is a dead man.
 
2021-10-23 12:30:27 PM  
Bellator prelims are live
 
2021-10-23 12:39:57 PM  

psychicdeath99: Earthworm Jim Jones: Also....  This should be fun.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.mmama​nia.com/platform/amp/2021/10/23/227417​94/report-mike-tyson-vs-logan-paul-exp​ected-to-take-place-early-2022-boxing-​mma-ufc

It better be a fixed fight, or Logan Paul is a dead man.


Yeah these exhibition fights are just money grabs but I'd love to see Tyson take his head off.
 
2021-10-23 12:45:33 PM  
Lee's accent is as hard to understand as Russian.  Not a Russian accent, the actual language.
 
2021-10-23 12:49:19 PM  
Lee RNC  https://twitter.com/BellatorMMA/​status​/1451953527018897416


/get that goon Gareth Davies off my damn TV
 
2021-10-23 12:56:20 PM  
BOINK
 
2021-10-23 12:58:24 PM  
he's still down
 
2021-10-23 12:59:02 PM  
HAIL FFFFU!

I said GOD DAMN!  This is waaaaaay too early and there's four things I enjoy watching all on top of each other (OK, I know jackshiat about Glory, but am usually highly entertained by Bellator, UFC, and KSW.....'s Ring Strippers - THERE, I said it!)
 
2021-10-23 1:00:20 PM  
 
2021-10-23 1:01:08 PM  
UFC prelims are live
 
2021-10-23 1:02:21 PM  
Wow no filler today at least to start
 
2021-10-23 1:06:43 PM  
that looked more like he was off-balance than a real knockdown
 
2021-10-23 1:08:49 PM  
10-9 Martinez
 
2021-10-23 1:10:41 PM  

Snaps: Wow no filler today at least to start


Truly an embarrassment of riches of entertainment, but that also means there ain't gonna be anything to watch this evening/night.  DAMMITSOMUCH!  Why is UFC doing their Vegas show in the morning just to fark with Bellators viewership???

Anyway, I didn't catch anything last night because I caught Dune with a couple Quarter+ Century friends and then we did dinner.  HIGHLY recommend Dune and if anyone is even remotely interested in the books OR just SciFi in general, it works on both levels.  So, did I miss anything spectacular last night?
 
2021-10-23 1:12:01 PM  

Farkin' Uke: Snaps: Wow no filler today at least to start

Truly an embarrassment of riches of entertainment, but that also means there ain't gonna be anything to watch this evening/night.  DAMMITSOMUCH!  Why is UFC doing their Vegas show in the morning just to fark with Bellators viewership???

Anyway, I didn't catch anything last night because I caught Dune with a couple Quarter+ Century friends and then we did dinner.  HIGHLY recommend Dune and if anyone is even remotely interested in the books OR just SciFi in general, it works on both levels.  So, did I miss anything spectacular last night?


There's a small promotion at 7 PM ET (although with former UFC and Bellator fighters on the card), plus BKFC at 8 PM ET
 
2021-10-23 1:15:03 PM  
10-9 Lazishvili  19-19
 
2021-10-23 1:15:15 PM  

Farkin' Uke: Snaps: Wow no filler today at least to start

Truly an embarrassment of riches of entertainment, but that also means there ain't gonna be anything to watch this evening/night.  DAMMITSOMUCH!  Why is UFC doing their Vegas show in the morning just to fark with Bellators viewership???

Anyway, I didn't catch anything last night because I caught Dune with a couple Quarter+ Century friends and then we did dinner.  HIGHLY recommend Dune and if anyone is even remotely interested in the books OR just SciFi in general, it works on both levels.  So, did I miss anything spectacular last night?


13 hockey games today, and a bunch of motorsport stuff. F1 qualifying, nascar, arca series.
 
2021-10-23 1:15:44 PM  

psychicdeath99: Farkin' Uke: Snaps: Wow no filler today at least to start

Truly an embarrassment of riches of entertainment, but that also means there ain't gonna be anything to watch this evening/night.  DAMMITSOMUCH!  Why is UFC doing their Vegas show in the morning just to fark with Bellators viewership???

Anyway, I didn't catch anything last night because I caught Dune with a couple Quarter+ Century friends and then we did dinner.  HIGHLY recommend Dune and if anyone is even remotely interested in the books OR just SciFi in general, it works on both levels.  So, did I miss anything spectacular last night?

There's a small promotion at 7 PM ET (although with former UFC and Bellator fighters on the card), plus BKFC at 8 PM ET


Oh, sweet then!  ENTERTAIN ME!!!

I've currently got UFC on the 55" Shiba FireTV, Bellator on the 39" Seiki, and Glory on the lil 21" Sceptre (that'll switch to KSW as soon as it starts).  Apparently there was a Russki vs a Uke in Glory but from body language, I don't think the Uke won x(
 
2021-10-23 1:16:50 PM  
Due's trying for a reverse triangle in Bellator

and he's out
 
2021-10-23 1:18:21 PM  

Snaps: Farkin' Uke: Snaps: Wow no filler today at least to start

Truly an embarrassment of riches of entertainment, but that also means there ain't gonna be anything to watch this evening/night.  DAMMITSOMUCH!  Why is UFC doing their Vegas show in the morning just to fark with Bellators viewership???

Anyway, I didn't catch anything last night because I caught Dune with a couple Quarter+ Century friends and then we did dinner.  HIGHLY recommend Dune and if anyone is even remotely interested in the books OR just SciFi in general, it works on both levels.  So, did I miss anything spectacular last night?

13 hockey games today, and a bunch of motorsport stuff. F1 qualifying, nascar, arca series.


shiat!  The FLyers ARE playing at 7 tonight.  It's gonna be a 200+ pushup night, gents!  I better get my drank on (dangerous, as I haven't managed to feed yet today).  Let the chip fall where it may anyway!
 
2021-10-23 1:20:21 PM  
Sans drank (Chip says "BEER!" - I WIN!), I'm pretty much settled in now.  Have I missed a ton of KOs, TKOs, or subs already?
 
2021-10-23 1:20:56 PM  
BTW, the Russki won in split decision.  I know you're all as put out as I am... xP
 
2021-10-23 1:21:24 PM  

Farkin' Uke: psychicdeath99: Farkin' Uke: Snaps: Wow no filler today at least to start

Truly an embarrassment of riches of entertainment, but that also means there ain't gonna be anything to watch this evening/night.  DAMMITSOMUCH!  Why is UFC doing their Vegas show in the morning just to fark with Bellators viewership???

Anyway, I didn't catch anything last night because I caught Dune with a couple Quarter+ Century friends and then we did dinner.  HIGHLY recommend Dune and if anyone is even remotely interested in the books OR just SciFi in general, it works on both levels.  So, did I miss anything spectacular last night?

There's a small promotion at 7 PM ET (although with former UFC and Bellator fighters on the card), plus BKFC at 8 PM ET

Oh, sweet then!  ENTERTAIN ME!!!

I've currently got UFC on the 55" Shiba FireTV, Bellator on the 39" Seiki, and Glory on the lil 21" Sceptre (that'll switch to KSW as soon as it starts).  Apparently there was a Russki vs a Uke in Glory but from body language, I don't think the Uke won x(


Pudz is fighting another steroid beast (Bombardier) in KSW later

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2021-10-23 1:21:48 PM  
10-9 Martinez   29-28 Martinez
 
2021-10-23 1:22:08 PM  
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I only picked the UFC event...oops
 
2021-10-23 1:26:55 PM  
So every time they fight I mix them up.  Randa Markos is either Iranian or Iraqi and there's another girl that's the other.  One of them is the losingest loser to lose at losing (aside from a certain not quite six feet of stacked orange feces) but UFC will inexplicably not cut her!

A little help, FFFFU?
 
2021-10-23 1:27:59 PM  

psychicdeath99: Farkin' Uke: psychicdeath99: Farkin' Uke: Snaps: Wow no filler today at least to start

Truly an embarrassment of riches of entertainment, but that also means there ain't gonna be anything to watch this evening/night.  DAMMITSOMUCH!  Why is UFC doing their Vegas show in the morning just to fark with Bellators viewership???

Anyway, I didn't catch anything last night because I caught Dune with a couple Quarter+ Century friends and then we did dinner.  HIGHLY recommend Dune and if anyone is even remotely interested in the books OR just SciFi in general, it works on both levels.  So, did I miss anything spectacular last night?

There's a small promotion at 7 PM ET (although with former UFC and Bellator fighters on the card), plus BKFC at 8 PM ET

Oh, sweet then!  ENTERTAIN ME!!!

I've currently got UFC on the 55" Shiba FireTV, Bellator on the 39" Seiki, and Glory on the lil 21" Sceptre (that'll switch to KSW as soon as it starts).  Apparently there was a Russki vs a Uke in Glory but from body language, I don't think the Uke won x(

Pudz is fighting another steroid beast (Bombardier) in KSW later

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Well, if he's a Roid Beast, he can't be from Poland since Pudz has taken ALL THE ROIDS in the country
 
2021-10-23 1:28:28 PM  

Farkin' Uke: So every time they fight I mix them up.  Randa Markos is either Iranian or Iraqi and there's another girl that's the other.  One of them is the losingest loser to lose at losing (aside from a certain not quite six feet of stacked orange feces) but UFC will inexplicably not cut her!

A little help, FFFFU?


Markos is Iraqi
 
2021-10-23 1:31:56 PM  

psychicdeath99: Farkin' Uke: So every time they fight I mix them up.  Randa Markos is either Iranian or Iraqi and there's another girl that's the other.  One of them is the losingest loser to lose at losing (aside from a certain not quite six feet of stacked orange feces) but UFC will inexplicably not cut her!

A little help, FFFFU?

Markos is Iraqi


Is she also the one on a 6 fight losing streak or something equally absurd?  And who is the Iranian chick then?
 
2021-10-23 1:35:49 PM  

Farkin' Uke: psychicdeath99: Farkin' Uke: So every time they fight I mix them up.  Randa Markos is either Iranian or Iraqi and there's another girl that's the other.  One of them is the losingest loser to lose at losing (aside from a certain not quite six feet of stacked orange feces) but UFC will inexplicably not cut her!

A little help, FFFFU?

Markos is Iraqi

Is she also the one on a 6 fight losing streak or something equally absurd?  And who is the Iranian chick then?


The only Iranian I can think of is Pannie Kianzad, who is fairly good

Markos is 1-5 in her last 6
 
2021-10-23 1:36:13 PM  
10-9 Markos
 
2021-10-23 1:36:26 PM  
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Just gotta fix the fact that I haven't et today and I am SET!!!
 
2021-10-23 1:40:47 PM  

psychicdeath99: Farkin' Uke: psychicdeath99: Farkin' Uke: So every time they fight I mix them up.  Randa Markos is either Iranian or Iraqi and there's another girl that's the other.  One of them is the losingest loser to lose at losing (aside from a certain not quite six feet of stacked orange feces) but UFC will inexplicably not cut her!

A little help, FFFFU?

Markos is Iraqi

Is she also the one on a 6 fight losing streak or something equally absurd?  And who is the Iranian chick then?

The only Iranian I can think of is Pannie Kianzad, who is fairly good

Markos is 1-5 in her last 6


Ok!  So there it is!  I keep mixing up Pannie and Randa. Pannie = pretty good, Randa = record of a Rando off the street. Let's see if that mnemonic sticks...
 
2021-10-23 1:41:14 PM  
10-9 Markos   20-18
 
2021-10-23 1:46:55 PM  
30-27 Randa


probably retained her job there
 
2021-10-23 1:51:21 PM  
Think I'll go with the winged cross instead of the lion, etc for first contender for Ugly Tattoo of the Night Bonus

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2021-10-23 1:57:13 PM  
PRETZELS
 
2021-10-23 2:00:23 PM  
10-9 Molina
 
2021-10-23 2:02:04 PM  
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2021-10-23 2:02:05 PM  
Boink!
 
2021-10-23 2:02:34 PM  
BOOINK!


and the ref finally ends it
 
2021-10-23 2:04:17 PM  
Does Krause farking corner HALF the UFC nowaday???

/that's UFC's first tenner
//due to pd's replays, I did 20 for Bellator, too *shakes fist at nothing*
 
2021-10-23 2:10:43 PM  
 
2021-10-23 2:13:53 PM  
Oh, KSW has started by the way


links in Discord
 
2021-10-23 2:15:55 PM  
Boom! Boomboomboom!
 
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