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3291 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 23 Oct 2021 at 11:36 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-10-23 10:13:42 AM  
What if there is a hole cut out in the seat?
 
2021-10-23 10:30:05 AM  
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2021-10-23 11:41:23 AM  
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2021-10-23 11:42:07 AM  
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close enough.
yes
 
2021-10-23 11:44:08 AM  
Ben Treats Himself | Parks and Recreation
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2021-10-23 11:45:26 AM  
No but I would have sex with a woman who had a batman suit.
 
2021-10-23 11:59:23 AM  
Newsflash, nerdy girls exist too.
 
2021-10-23 12:00:44 PM  
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2021-10-23 12:30:04 PM  

Dave and the Mission: [Fark user image 425x351]


Ha! It's funny because cancer has significantly impacted his life!
 
2021-10-23 12:38:51 PM  
It's unclear whether you always have to have sex while he's wearing the suit, or whether you have to dress as Robin, or Alfred.
 
2021-10-23 12:48:12 PM  

AstroJesus: It's unclear whether you always have to have sex while he's wearing the suit, or whether you have to dress as Robin, or Alfred.


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2021-10-23 12:51:37 PM  

EdgeRunner: AstroJesus: It's unclear whether you always have to have sex while he's wearing the suit, or whether you have to dress as Robin, or Alfred.

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it would be the new take on Two-Face
 
2021-10-23 12:56:08 PM  

Broktun: EdgeRunner: AstroJesus: It's unclear whether you always have to have sex while he's wearing the suit, or whether you have to dress as Robin, or Alfred.

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it would be the new take on Two-Face


Two-Facials?
 
2021-10-23 12:59:12 PM  
Jazebel with some hard hitting journalism!
 
2021-10-23 1:07:16 PM  

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close enough.
yes


No Lee Meriwether?
 
2021-10-23 1:12:58 PM  

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close enough.
yes

No Lee Meriwether?


well shiat.

and she might be the best of them all.
 
2021-10-23 1:22:18 PM  

Marcos P: No but I would have sex with a woman who had a batman suit.


Seconded!
 
2021-10-23 1:22:25 PM  
The question is, would they have sex with you
 
2021-10-23 1:23:19 PM  

Dave and the Mission: [Fark user image image 425x351]


Yeah, you're missing context there. Add in the farking throat cancer, the tracheotomy, and the damage everything did to his body.
 
2021-10-23 1:24:40 PM  

WhippingBoi: Dave and the Mission: [Fark user image 425x351]

Ha! It's funny because cancer has significantly impacted his life!


Have you watched his documentary yet? It's pretty cool, and the poor guy sounds like absolute shiat now. His son does the narration, and you sometimes forget that it isn't his voice...
 
2021-10-23 1:26:38 PM  
By Shannon Melero
"In fact, one of my favorite sexual experiences was one in which the person I was with stopped mid-foreplay to pull out a small weapon and deliver to me the "you wanna know how I got these scars" monologue from The Dark Knight."


Jezebel appears to be the authors personal fetish site

/your blog sucks
//*sigh* ziiiiip
 
2021-10-23 1:28:25 PM  
Bat nipples
 
2021-10-23 1:44:59 PM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: The question is, would they have sex with you


What man wouldn't want to have sex with one of the shrill, self-righteous, rotund dumplin's of Jezebel?
 
2021-10-23 1:45:07 PM  
Sex in latex is fscking incredible. Sex with both of you in latex is goddamned otherworldly.
 
2021-10-23 1:48:13 PM  

MurphyMurphy: By Shannon Melero
"In fact, one of my favorite sexual experiences was one in which the person I was with stopped mid-foreplay to pull out a small weapon and deliver to me the "you wanna know how I got these scars" monologue from The Dark Knight."

Jezebel appears to be the authors personal fetish site

/your blog sucks
//*sigh* ziiiiip


News Flash: the scars are herpes
 
2021-10-23 1:49:10 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: Jazebel with some hard hitting journalism!


Crappy blog is crappy.
 
2021-10-23 2:09:43 PM  

WhippingBoi: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: The question is, would they have sex with you

What man wouldn't want to have sex with one of the shrill, self-righteous, rotund dumplin's of Jezebel?


You ever fark a rightous girl? When some of them decide to drop the false face, it can be intense. And a rotund dumplin' sounds tasty for that matter.
 
2021-10-23 2:09:59 PM  

Mikey1969: WhippingBoi: Dave and the Mission: [Fark user image 425x351]

Ha! It's funny because cancer has significantly impacted his life!

Have you watched his documentary yet? It's pretty cool, and the poor guy sounds like absolute shiat now. His son does the narration, and you sometimes forget that it isn't his voice...


That's because the producers hired a company to deep fake his voice
 
2021-10-23 2:18:24 PM  
Y'all need all the Jesus.
 
2021-10-23 2:20:08 PM  

vudukungfu: What if there is a hole cut out in the seat?


Nana, nana, nana, nana, nana, nana, Buttman!
 
2021-10-23 2:49:22 PM  
I'll wear the bat suit but when she starts getting out the Wuhan lab play set I start to get worried
 
2021-10-23 2:57:13 PM  
In 1989 during a screening of the first Tim Burton film, after Bruce Wayne woke up in bed with Vicki Vale, one lady in the audience gasped "Batman had sex!"
 
2021-10-23 3:45:06 PM  

thatguyoverthere70: In 1989 during a screening of the first Tim Burton film, after Bruce Wayne woke up in bed with Vicki Vale, one lady in the audience gasped "Batman had sex!"


Batsecks

/involving bat-stuff
 
2021-10-23 3:48:49 PM  

WhippingBoi: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: The question is, would they have sex with you

What man wouldn't want to have sex with one of the shrill, self-righteous, rotund dumplin's of Jezebel?


o/
 
2021-10-23 3:51:32 PM  
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2021-10-23 3:54:29 PM  
And here's to make up for johnny queso's oversight
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2021-10-23 4:05:18 PM  
Um, Subby you mean Christian Bale, thank you very much.
 
2021-10-23 4:12:59 PM  
article: 'Emory professor owns a Batsuit.'
(looks at link, sees low-rent knock-off batsuit on mannikin in background)

He has a cheap knock-off batsuit, on display?   I'm more likely to guess that he has shady relatives importing & selling them and he gets a cut.
 
2021-10-23 4:45:22 PM  
No,  but I would have sex with a woman who owns a Batgirl suit.
 
2021-10-23 4:46:34 PM  

Znuh: Sex in latex is fscking incredible. Sex with both of you in latex is goddamned otherworldly.


Also squeaky
 
2021-10-23 4:47:25 PM  

stoli n coke: Y'all need all the Jesus.


Word is he's good at handjobs. . .
 
2021-10-23 4:50:36 PM  

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thank you
 
2021-10-23 5:00:58 PM  
Also, it's 8 days to Halloween. Almost like...people might have costumes ready for Halloween.
 
2021-10-23 5:16:04 PM  

thatguyoverthere70: In 1989 during a screening of the first Tim Burton film, after Bruce Wayne woke up in bed with Vicki Vale, one lady in the audience gasped "Batman had sex!"


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2021-10-23 5:22:49 PM  

Znuh: Sex in latex is fscking incredible. Sex with both of you in latex is goddamned otherworldly.


I'm hesitant to ask, but why? What does latex add to the mix?
 
2021-10-23 5:24:23 PM  

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2021-10-23 5:28:46 PM  
I have a Green Lantern suit...

/your only limit is my imagination
//well, that and it has to be green
 
2021-10-23 6:23:02 PM  

stoli n coke: Y'all need all the Jesus.


Is he wearing a batsuit?
 
2021-10-23 6:54:33 PM  
Having the suit is one thing. Having in the background on a televised Zoom call is another thing altogether.
 
2021-10-23 7:48:15 PM  

The_Sponge: No,  but I would have sex with a woman who owns a Batgirl suit.


It's a good time. Granted, my wife's is a Batgirl suit onesie/hoodie mask, but I still count it...

And yeah, I have the Batman version. Best part? Her idea. Comics are her thing.
 
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