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1787 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 23 Oct 2021 at 11:12 AM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-10-23 7:56:22 AM  
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2021-10-23 10:48:47 AM  
I've been in a few hotel fires in my life...

A few?
Where has she been staying, Red Roof Inn?
 
2021-10-23 11:12:13 AM  

bearded clamorer: I've been in a few hotel fires in my life...

A few?
Where has she been staying, Red Roof Inn?


Or she's an arsonist.
 
2021-10-23 11:19:45 AM  
I want to know what's in her go to bag?
 
2021-10-23 11:21:37 AM  

bearded clamorer: I've been in a few hotel fires in my life...

A few?
Where has she been staying, Red Roof Inn?


Well it wasn't red when she got there.
 
2021-10-23 11:24:34 AM  
This happened to me this past weekend, staying at a Hampton Inn. The alarm went off at 6:30 in the morning on a Sunday but it turned out somebody just burnt their waffles in the lobby.
Only had to walk down and up five flights of stairs, but it was still a rude awakening
 
2021-10-23 11:26:03 AM  

Pincy: I want to know what's in her go to bag?


Pictures of my wedding.  She cried when I chose someone else.
 
2021-10-23 11:32:17 AM  

Pincy: I want to know what's in her go to bag?


go to bags = boobs
 
2021-10-23 11:37:14 AM  

Pincy: I want to know what's in her go to bag?


Certainly not accelerants.
 
2021-10-23 11:43:02 AM  

Mugato: bearded clamorer: I've been in a few hotel fires in my life...

A few?
Where has she been staying, Red Roof Inn?

Or she's an arsonist.


A complete smokeshow
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2021-10-23 12:00:00 PM  

Mugato: bearded clamorer: I've been in a few hotel fires in my life...

A few?
Where has she been staying, Red Roof Inn?

Or she's an arsonist.


That's hot
 
2021-10-23 12:53:58 PM  
Her new hip is healing nicely.  I'll try not to break the other one, too
 
2021-10-23 1:00:45 PM  
I need more coffee. Anyone else read that third response to her as "airtight", rather than "allright"?
 
2021-10-23 1:27:37 PM  

Pincy: I want to know what's in her go to bag?


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2021-10-23 1:46:14 PM  

listernine: Her new hip is healing nicely.  I'll try not to break the other one, too


Whatever.  I wore that down over years and years.  Ours was an aggressively affectionate marriage.
 
2021-10-23 2:05:17 PM  
Fire is scary. Still have a little itty bitty scar from a floating ember when apartment across from mine burned down 15 years ago. Pounding on the door and it was a fireman yelling "you gotta get out". Door across the hall was a gateway to hell.

/would still carry Morgan's go-to bag anyway
 
2021-10-23 2:39:51 PM  
I'm here to tell you all that with her new hip she's become a demon in the sack again. Yeah that's the ticket.
 
2021-10-23 3:01:16 PM  

bearded clamorer: I've been in a few hotel fires in my life...

A few?
Where has she been staying, Red Roof Inn?


She was staying down the hall from Axl Rose back in the 90s when people thought he had talent.
 
2021-10-23 5:02:46 PM  

bearded clamorer: I've been in a few hotel fires in my life...

A few?
Where has she been staying, Red Roof Inn?


Lots of people, lots of idiots who could potentially start fires.  This is the hotel next door to one I stayed at a couple years ago.  Some moron ditched a cigarrette butt in the wood chips around it, and the result was quite impressive:

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2021-10-23 5:13:25 PM  
Ain't nobody got time for that.
 
2021-10-23 6:54:32 PM  

Last Man on Earth: bearded clamorer: I've been in a few hotel fires in my life...

A few?
Where has she been staying, Red Roof Inn?

Lots of people, lots of idiots who could potentially start fires.  This is the hotel next door to one I stayed at a couple years ago.  Some moron ditched a cigarrette butt in the wood chips around it, and the result was quite impressive:

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People would pay lots of money for a smoker like that.  BBQ ain't gonna cook itself.
 
2021-10-23 8:16:15 PM  

bearded clamorer: I've been in a few hotel fires in my life...

A few?
Where has she been staying, Red Roof Inn?


Yes. She also has a favorite restaurant chain she likes to dine at.

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2021-10-23 8:36:46 PM  
New hip.

And now I feel old.
 
2021-10-23 9:03:19 PM  
RIP Morgan Fairchild.
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2021-10-23 10:08:11 PM  

Pincy: I want to know what's in her go to bag?


100 gold sovereigns and a Walther PPK.
 
2021-10-23 11:00:10 PM  

Pincy: I want to know what's in her go to bag?


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2021-10-23 11:38:08 PM  
Nice headline, subby.
 
2021-10-24 2:13:35 PM  

InfoFreako: bearded clamorer: I've been in a few hotel fires in my life...

A few?
Where has she been staying, Red Roof Inn?

Well it wasn't red when she got there.


nah it was a Motel 6.  And "The Light" was an incandescent bulb on a circuit without a circuit breaker.
 
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